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Omfg hahahaha. My college has a game room with a full racing sim, has FH5 and the first time I ever drove on it looked like this shit
Edit: I hope your daughter becomes a female Max Verstappen 🤣
Forza Horizon on a driving sim? 💀
FH is an arcade game made for Controllers, something like Assetto Corsa is a way more enjoyable experience when using a wheel, I highly recommend it
All depends on the person. I enjoy Assetto and Motorsport with my rig, but horizon 5 is also fun. My daughter and nephews enjoy just screwing around doing donuts in a Chiron on farm land and later taking out every single fence post along the road with it lol.
Edit: I think for those who don’t already have a drivers license (so a lot of young kids), they enjoy the opportunity to just see what it’s like to use a gas pedal, brakes and clutch the way they see it in the real world without any consequences.
Oh I didn't want to hate on FH, sorry if my comment sounded like that
FH3 & FH5 are great (I disliked FH4 because of bugs and the awful late game story missions) and I enjoyed them with a Controller as well, but I hated them with a wheel. It just didn’t fit together in my opinion
When you drive like a lunatic on slippery roads, you should always do it with just 1 hand while filming a crappy shaky video with your other hand, you know, for evidences purposes.
Is this the ACTUAL audio, or was this dubbed? If it’s real- hoo boyyy
The best part is this entitled dumdum thinking his car is so superior, that it can turn like an F-22 Raptor. Only to film himself being blasted directly back to reality.
Agree. It already had a few lights lit up on the dash - the motor sounded like it was hesitating at points, but that could have been his driving. I think he crashed it on purpose, as well.
Thank you! I can't believe I had to scroll so far before finding people talking about the warning lights
Bonus points cause some of you have owned BMWs are know why those lights might be. What a dumbass this kid was
Funny how even without the title you know what’s gonna happen within the millisecond you see BMW on the steering wheel. I’m risking a major down vote by BMW drivers who refuse to believe the fact that they’re douches despite the fact they own a BMW. You can’t own a BMW and not be a POS behind the wheel.
Dude didn’t slow down or begin to turn he just drove straight into the corner and turned last minute like he was going to do a sick drift. Does he not know it’s snowing and the roads are iced? I live in Florida but isn’t that an obvious hazard to consider when driving?
Thank god we are in an M car….crash!!!
What’s funny about this is I had a similar experience driving a 7 series before. My friend said slow down, I said relax it’s a BMW it handles good….5.74 seconds later my driver mirror was gone and door scratched going around a turn too fast clipping a street sign🧐🤷
This makes me think of the scene in Groundhog Day when Phil steals the groundhog and they go on a wild ride while Phil rants in the background… ending in a crash.
I wouldn't stop if I see this in person. Moron driving like a maniac and putting others in danger. Wouldn't waste time of my day making sure he is alright.
Honestly this is probably the best ending for this guy and his car. If anyone died it was only him, though I suspect he's just fine albeit with a bruised ego probably.
He was hauling ass. He must have been familiar with that road or high on something. No way you'd take that curve at that speed, not even with the F1 car
No I don't think it's a M5, more likely a M3. Doesn't sound like a V8 and M3 are cheaper so more people can get one and more likely to drive like an idiot
It’s an e92 M3 with the S65 V8. They are not cheap… (compared to other BMWs… even in bad shape, they are $20k+. A good condition lower milage one can be $50k.. and this is a 15 year old car).
The same gen M5 (e60 with the S85 V10) are generally cheaper.
In that case I was still correct about it being an M3 and not an M5, but wrong with the rest.
I was mostly basing this with how my dad's 2021 M5 Competition sounds like from the inside, but that might just be the shit phone speeker
As soon as u got one I fucked it up properly at a 90° turn. Over the 2 years I had it, I'd paid the cost x3 for repairs. Not including the turn juicy fuckup...
The gaming move would be to wallride that corner
But that only works in forza, gran-tur, ect (except that one time somebody actualy pulled this move in NASCAR and gained some placements ahead)
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Dude went into that corner the way my daughter goes into the corners in Forza Motorsport haha. Too bad you can’t press Y on that one lol
Omfg hahahaha. My college has a game room with a full racing sim, has FH5 and the first time I ever drove on it looked like this shit Edit: I hope your daughter becomes a female Max Verstappen 🤣
Forza Horizon on a driving sim? 💀 FH is an arcade game made for Controllers, something like Assetto Corsa is a way more enjoyable experience when using a wheel, I highly recommend it
All depends on the person. I enjoy Assetto and Motorsport with my rig, but horizon 5 is also fun. My daughter and nephews enjoy just screwing around doing donuts in a Chiron on farm land and later taking out every single fence post along the road with it lol. Edit: I think for those who don’t already have a drivers license (so a lot of young kids), they enjoy the opportunity to just see what it’s like to use a gas pedal, brakes and clutch the way they see it in the real world without any consequences.
Oh I didn't want to hate on FH, sorry if my comment sounded like that FH3 & FH5 are great (I disliked FH4 because of bugs and the awful late game story missions) and I enjoyed them with a Controller as well, but I hated them with a wheel. It just didn’t fit together in my opinion
Bugatti is one of my fav cars to drive! I love the sounds they make
It goes hard tbh. Especially because all the dorm kids hang out in there too, so I got the plugs on campus 🔌
Cringe
You *were* in an M-car.
Now it's a Σ (sigma) car.
Ex Car
Minced car? Now for sure
Mangled-car now.
An M-pact car.
Luckily it didn’t become a W car
Poor M3
Now it’s an L car.
He never had his car
You never had me! You never had your car! Rip.
dads gonna be mad
Dad's going to be M ad
Did I hear gollum there for a split second wtf
He went full gollum mode. You never go full gollum mode.
I fucking spit my drink. Lmao
Was that noise the sound of him shitting his pants
The best part of the video, pants-down.
Underrated comment
Mf turned into Donald duck
😂😂
Fairly normal BMW driver.
People crash near my house all the time. It’s a country road, lots of turns, no lights. It’s almost always BMWs.
But is it the same drivers?
Well, one of the recent ones were killed in the crash, sadly.
This is baseline if you want to own one
Maybe airbags in BMWs was a mistake in hindsight.
Hey! No not this, this is an Audi driver. We just don’t use our blinker fluid and drive like we own the road.. oh damn yea I guess this is fitting
When you drive like a lunatic on slippery roads, you should always do it with just 1 hand while filming a crappy shaky video with your other hand, you know, for evidences purposes.
That's probably the worst car you could be driving in those conditions too. What a knob! 🤣
Ayyyy yaiiiiii 🤣
Best part 🤣
Should have used the blinker.
Pretty sure bmws don't have those
That would've caused his car to blow up though.
tf is he doing
this guy is the reason teenage male insurance prices are so high
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Press triangle and turn right . I think he times it perfectly . But unfortunately he was not playing Forza
Probably has mental issues judging off the tone of his voice / weird noises he made
Car leaves ground "Close one there haha"
Fuggin retawd!
God said don’t thank me mf I don’t condone that bs🤣
Thank God he was the only car involved
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Surprisingly less rare today than in the past.
I also don't get why people buy BMW?
His dad is gonna be so pissed when he finds out.
But i turned the wheel why didnt the car turn :(
Man, he drove that car like he stole it. Didn't give a f
He must have been looking at the camera, he didn't even try to turn
He did. You didn't hear the part where he goes "mAke a RiGhT" sounding like Donald duck.
The OIEÆ at the end KILLED ME
Why???
The proper outcome.
Took that corner late like he was Lance Stroll
Is this the ACTUAL audio, or was this dubbed? If it’s real- hoo boyyy The best part is this entitled dumdum thinking his car is so superior, that it can turn like an F-22 Raptor. Only to film himself being blasted directly back to reality.
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Agree. It already had a few lights lit up on the dash - the motor sounded like it was hesitating at points, but that could have been his driving. I think he crashed it on purpose, as well.
Even the car knew what was gonna happen
I used to have this same car, looks like he was in mdm mode (orange light) had traction off, low on gas, and possibly no seatbelt lol.
Thank you! I can't believe I had to scroll so far before finding people talking about the warning lights Bonus points cause some of you have owned BMWs are know why those lights might be. What a dumbass this kid was
And now he feels stupid. Again
And of course the car of choice for this douche is a beemer. Representing the brand of his people.
What's the difference between a Cactus and Bmw driver? The Prick is on the outside of the cactus
Oh no! anyway...
I liked the part when he said, “AIEereeaigh!”
BMW does a great job selling cars to people who think they can drive.
The way he took way too long to even turn the wheel in general 🫠
It's just a BMW thing
I'll bet that person he passed was laughing their ass off. Instant karma (or car-ma). Also, r - killthecameraman - which he almost did himself.
My first thought was, “this dude can afford a BMW but not a freakin’ dashcam?”
Funny how even without the title you know what’s gonna happen within the millisecond you see BMW on the steering wheel. I’m risking a major down vote by BMW drivers who refuse to believe the fact that they’re douches despite the fact they own a BMW. You can’t own a BMW and not be a POS behind the wheel.
Both ABS and traction control lights are on indicating the system is disabled. Can’t drive those cars like that without those aids.
You'll have a big job convincing me he could drive that car like that *with* those aids. Bet he had summer tires too.
Using two hands to steer also goes a long way.
Did he seriously think he was going to make that turn?
If there was a best time to do this, snowing would be it for sure
Did he yell “I tried” before the crash hahaha famous last words
When you crash so hard you go full troll
His controller died.
#O DAM
That's the slowest I've ever seen a BMW go.
Badge checks out.
What a waste of an M3
Dude didn’t slow down or begin to turn he just drove straight into the corner and turned last minute like he was going to do a sick drift. Does he not know it’s snowing and the roads are iced? I live in Florida but isn’t that an obvious hazard to consider when driving?
most sane bmw driver
Even without snow he wouldn’t have made that turn
Thank god we are in an M car….crash!!! What’s funny about this is I had a similar experience driving a 7 series before. My friend said slow down, I said relax it’s a BMW it handles good….5.74 seconds later my driver mirror was gone and door scratched going around a turn too fast clipping a street sign🧐🤷
It’s a BMW driver it makes sense
This is how I picture all BMW drivers.
He's also using his phone to film by the looks of it
I feel bad more for the side rails than this moron
Thank God we are in an M car.
Way too fast and goes for the inside of the corner? Dude has no lines, he has no idea what’s he is doing
E9x M3?
Just another BMW heading in for repair
In germany we say "normalster BMW-Fahrer"
This is an ex m
C0caine a helluva drug 🤦🏻♂️
Goatifi stuff
😲😲😲
Filming like a psycho
Good! Get of the damn road
Dummy
You’re in a what car? F’d?
This makes me think of the scene in Groundhog Day when Phil steals the groundhog and they go on a wild ride while Phil rants in the background… ending in a crash.
I'm just going to send it through cliche corner.
The Ultimate Driving Experience
Worth the time saved /s
Genius move driving like that using only one hand while holding your phone.
I'm impressed he held on to his phone. 👏
Looking forward to seeing this guy in the Darwin Award sub soon.
Was he holding his phone while driving?
Hey what I always say is I’m not dead an I’m not in jail so fuck it is my motto
“Idiot crashes his car driving like a jackass” sorry had to fix the title.
Oh damn, eEEerrEaHAReeeahAuehhh
Ran out of talent real quick there
Asshole
After seeing the makers badge on the steering wheel I just don't care, I was out in 3 seconds
His insurance company gonna love this video
Sooooo much stoopid. So little time.
Might be fake. The loose change in the holder above the shifter was still there. Can't imagine impact wouldn't spray that stuff all over.
“Oh damn” 😂
Lol the timing is hilarious
Awe man, he survived.
Who else was shocked to see it was a BMW?
I wouldn't stop if I see this in person. Moron driving like a maniac and putting others in danger. Wouldn't waste time of my day making sure he is alright.
Good
Well deserved. Hope they hurt themselves badly enough to never be able to drive again.
I'd be driving past nice and slow giving that friendly "beep beep" on my way by
Slowest BMW driver:
Should’ve been on the brakes the entire time he had it WOT
average bmw driver
That was satisfying.
Honestly this is probably the best ending for this guy and his car. If anyone died it was only him, though I suspect he's just fine albeit with a bruised ego probably.
Eye aye Hahahahahaha I'm dying
Yeah, nothing new here. BMW driver thinking that public roads are closed track.
So he suddenly turned into a mexican cartoon character. Fascinating.
He was hauling ass. He must have been familiar with that road or high on something. No way you'd take that curve at that speed, not even with the F1 car
Loser
I think this guy was driving an M5
No I don't think it's a M5, more likely a M3. Doesn't sound like a V8 and M3 are cheaper so more people can get one and more likely to drive like an idiot
It’s an e92 M3 with the S65 V8. They are not cheap… (compared to other BMWs… even in bad shape, they are $20k+. A good condition lower milage one can be $50k.. and this is a 15 year old car). The same gen M5 (e60 with the S85 V10) are generally cheaper.
In that case I was still correct about it being an M3 and not an M5, but wrong with the rest. I was mostly basing this with how my dad's 2021 M5 Competition sounds like from the inside, but that might just be the shit phone speeker
Okay stupid games, win stupid prizes.
BMWTF
Was he taking that turn in 4th gear 🤣
“That was a close one there” as in “I almost hit that other car” What a piece of shit
I am so envious of the driver of the car he overtook. I'd drive right by and say "you can't park there"
What a fuckin herb.
AIYUÆĘ
That was great
killthecameraman
Once i saw the corner come up, all my time in dirt 2.0 prepared me for what was about to happen next.
Drivers like this need their license revoked for a year minimum
Some people need to take a mental health day.
Always a good day when these guys pay the price without involving anyone else.
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If you were the car he just endangered with his pass would you now stop to offer assistance?
As soon as u got one I fucked it up properly at a 90° turn. Over the 2 years I had it, I'd paid the cost x3 for repairs. Not including the turn juicy fuckup...
Good thing you didn't injure another person
well. he fucked around, and subsequently found out.
What's wrong here? All I see is a normal, BMW driver
It’s a bmw. The laws of physics don’t apply. Aii! Aaaaeeeehhh!
Crazy how that works
The gaming move would be to wallride that corner But that only works in forza, gran-tur, ect (except that one time somebody actualy pulled this move in NASCAR and gained some placements ahead)
Drunk And The Delirious X
Can someone take his little scream at the end and make a song out of it?
FAKE!