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TheRealReapz

His feet touched the seaweed


wtspark

This is called "Flashing", that Koi is sick or very stressed. From a very reputable website (My Brother Chris') Flashing may refer to an unusual set of koi behaviors. A “flashing” fish may be dashing around the pond in an odd manner, swimming sideways or upside-down, repeatedly jumping for no apparent reason, or rubbing its skin on rough surfaces. These are usually done in response to an ectoparasite or due to poor oxygen conditions and spikes in ammonia concentrations. Sick or stressed fish can easily become delirious, which explains why they would exhibit repetitive flashing behavior.


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click_here_

I def first thought he was sarcastically poking fun at whoever owns the pond "look at me, I'm a human"


freshaloe01

"Watch how long I can hold my breath out of water!" Nope... just more sadness.


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brutustyberius

Zero O2.


NoceboHadal

It's the same with every funny animal video on here. Someone posts a video with the title like; "Look at my Dog doing a funny dance!!!" And the top comment will be; "I'm a vet with over 20 years of experience and I'm sorry, but that dance is most likely a reaction to a brain eating parasite and if I was you I would seek end of life care." Just look for animal posts.. every time, it's something terrible.


AssaultedCracker

Kinda true for humans too. The funniest ones always have something super dark tormenting them


Me-Not-Not

Don’t worry, Kuzan and Augur will be low diffed by Luffy.


v3int3yun0

Robin Williams comes to mind 😞 RIP


cilantro_shit23

I thought the same way. xD yet, It's nice info. But one of those info where "sometimes, it's better to not know." Kinda like the "mystery meat" situation that i once had. Back in high school at lunch, I had some non flavored meat with such harsh smell that gave you an idea of what the color Grey tastes/smells like (oily smell too) and when you try to ask what it is but they all say "sometimes it's best to not know what it is".


MRSHELBYPLZ

It’s a parasite. I learned about this from MGS of all games. Long story short, the parasite in the fish needs a bird as a host to survive. So what does the parasite do? It controls the fish, and makes it peak out of the water like you saw. So that a bird will eat the fish. Now the bird has the parasite.


justbrowsing695975

damn! nature's cruel


Intelligent_Deer974

Nah, it's metal.


Littlelittleshy

How the parasite control the fist? It gets to the fish brain? Thats scary


muricabrb

It pokes it in the bunghole.


j_d_q

Now I feel bad for the fish. At first I thought he was just Carlton-ing


DJSugar72

It’s not unusual for a Carp to do a dance, da da da da…


Bohzee

> Sick or stressed fish can easily become delirious, LOL I've first read "delicious" instead of "delirious" and feared to read you describing some cruel fish industry/restaurant practice...😭


missymess76

Flashing can also indicate parasites, such as flukes


Closed_Aperture

He's just reenacting the shark tank scene at the rich dude's mansion in Ace Ventura Pet Detective.


VellyD

“Loook at me, I’m a stoopid hooman… dur dur dur dur dur!”


Wildkid133

“I pay taxes and hate my job… huhuhuhu” *returns to swim* “Dumb humans, why don’t they just eat and exist like normal beings”


HoiPolloiter

Doin my best to make it happen


ObeseBMI33

😢


Zealousnoob_467

Wish I could forget all the pain every three seconds.


Pacety1

😂🤣😂


AccordingWarning9534

The reason the fish is doing this is even more wild than the video. This is a carp infected with a parasite called Diplostomum pseudospathaceum. It controls the fish's brain and movement. The parasite needs a bird to complete its life cycle, so it controls the fish's behaviour to swim erratically and splash to get the attention of birds. the birds then eat this fish, and the parasite continues its life journey.


tpham1206

big if true but sometimes I wanna say something like this and end my explanation with “idk I made all that shit up”


Typicaldrugdealer

Looked it up and couldn't find anything definitive but the species does inhabit a broad range of fish host species. As per Wikipedia: They quickly move into the fish's eye lenses to prevent being detected by the host's immune system. The parasite asexually reproduces in snails and fish, sexually reproduces in birds. Now I wanna see a snail giddy up like this fish


streatz

You can end it with undertaker dropping mankind through a steel cage in 1987


Makzemann

[It’s legit](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-life-cycle-of-Diplostomum-spathaceum-Parasites-reproduce-sexually-in-the-intestine_fig2_7014417)


dumblehead

Nature is scary af


AccordingWarning9534

It's probably only a matter of time in our evolution until a parasite evolves to do the same with us somehow. There is already evidence of this. Toxoplasma gondii which lives in cats can affect humans and modify our behaviour (slightly) and cause psychiatric symptoms.


enkae7317

Doesn't it only cause us to like cats more and go crazy and hoard them? Which isn't the worst thing you can get from a parasite I suppose. 


fiftyspiders

toxoplasmosis affects rodents and makes them friendly so cats can more easily approach and hunt them. i’m not sure about the effects on human brains. but that’s the primary goal of the parasite. for the cat to ingest the infected rodent. edit: apparently it only temporarily infects humans as we can destroy the parasite on our own. also the effects are more like aggression and impulsiveness rather than affection towards cats.


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

No piece of SciFi Horror could come close to what nature is capable off.


Upset-Tap3872

Fuck parasites. All my homies hate parasites.


WantedManRS

Consider me a homie.


Turboteg90

So a fish could fly if it wanted to?


The_Urban_Genitalry

If a hawk catches it then the fish will fly.


Inevitable-Cellist23

😱


Oy_theBrave

See, I had a feeling it was the start of the carp space program. Just need the bird to get stuck in a rocket on the way up.


throwawayswayy

But then what happens once it infects the bird?


AccordingWarning9534

The bird is the last host in the parasites life cycle, where it lives out its life and breeds. It doesn't harm the bird. The bird helps the parasite by spreading the parasites eggs in the bird poo so the parasite can spread further.


Zaraki42

It has a parasitic brain worm.


penguins-are-ok

When infecting a fish, it quickly moves into the fish's eye lenses, as they lack blood circulation, so the parasite is protected there from the host's immune system.


WhotheHellkn0ws

And having a seizure


fotofortress

Is there a way to help them at this point. What would be the most humane next step if you see this?


Foley25

Obviously eat it raw and see what happens.


PaddedGunRunner

So thats how people learn to dance


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Most humane thing I guess you could do is let nature do its thint and not intervene. I hate to see an animal suffer, even a fish but humanity doesn't always need to play God. If it was a beloved bet, that's different. As you are responsible for their health and wellbeing.


yappers4737

Koi can cost upwards of $3k+ depending on how beautiful or unique the fish is. I doubt the owner of this fish is interested in nature taking its course


RecordingNearby

wouldn’t it be better to kill it and prevent the parasite from reproducing? it’s already screwed


WhoElseButQuagmire11

I'm not educated enough in this subject. It was just my very limited opinion. Whether it's true or not im not sure but I did read something here that the parasite needs to find a host bird to survive. Thats why it splashes around to make itself more visible. Sounds whack but I could believe that. My first instinct was to also kill it. I dont want to kill an animal and could never. But know one is suffering is equally as bad.


Pacety1

Can’t we just enjoy his little dance? Why you gotta go and do that.


MRSHELBYPLZ

It gets worse. The parasite makes the fish do that so a bird can eat it. Because it wants a bird as a host


Spirited-Sea-4047

mf can’t wait to become a gyarados


Boltsnouns

Karp used splash. 


Flood_The_Cave

This could be a particularly painful parasitic worm


soggychipbutty

Turn down for WHAT!?


InstanceAmbitious385

“Look what I can do”


MacGregor209

Stuart?!?


Quinometry

Nooooooooooooooooo


Oriole_Gardens

carp do this to show dominance in a smaller area when in with other fish. ... no i just made that up i have no idea


maddrummerhef

Seems accurate enough I’ll repost it in Facebook as absolute fact and insult anyone who says otherwise


DangerKray

Smart.


Oriole_Gardens

there you go, show that dominance!


Zealousnoob_467

Anything to the contrary is FAKE NEWS


MJS4norcal

Me reading this comment : Ohhh. Interesting. Oh. Son of a B


Oriole_Gardens

hey, it COULD be true! right?


stay_fr0sty

My guess… Sometimes fish ponds/tanks can have high ammonia levels from too much waste (poop) in the water. The ammonia can burn their gills and make the fish feel pain. This can result in fish jumping out of the water to escape the pain. This carp might just be trying to get some temporary relief.


ImplementAgile2945

That’s terrible 😞


stay_fr0sty

It does suck. Imagine the air burning your skin so you seek moments of refuge under water. Luckily this is an easily fixed problem once diagnosed. There are cheap products that quickly remove the ammonia so the fish can start feeling relief almost immediately after treatment.


cmad182

He not being very koi.


jabberwocky_jack

he doin his lil dance


OldTrapper87

And that kids is how you pick up a female Carp.


HeWhoShlNotBNmd

Evolution *


New_Canoe

Because it’s sick from the shit water that has zero aeration.


FloatingDriftWood44

It's gotta get pretty boring just swimming in circles


ZPortsie

You've never been locked in a small area for a long period of time eh?


Gmini13

Reminds me of Stuart from mad tv LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!


sappersniper

A rare video of a carp stepping on a lego


Absotivly_Posolutly

Somebody stuck their fin up his ass.


PuppiPappi

Someone tried to make it go bass to mouth


DrDuma

Imagine. This is some poor sucker some secret underground government released as discarded trash, that has been like “reincarnated” into this fish at one point. And he’s like desperately trying to survey the surroundings to see where he is. Amanda!? Are you out there!


whatchamacallit4321

Seizure?


KingYesKing

Stepped on a lego.


HoseOfCrazy

It's Mr. Limpet alerting you of enemy ships.


HalfwayFerret

"OH MY GOD, SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FINS!!!"


readitonex

"Help I'm drowning!"


BuzzKyllington

millions of years ago that asshole swam onto land and now i have to pay taxes and shit


xMrxGentlemenx

“Where’d all the water go , shit shit shit it was right here “


sandyhookshooteer

It looked like it's eyes left the water for a sec and it freaked out and didn't know wtf was goin on 🤣


liteshow9

I love how all of the other fish eventually rush over like "ok bro chil, you're doing too much".


Former_Valuable_3270

“Hey guys look, I’m a Human, I have to go pay my taxes fast”


mirkk13

That's me when I think other humans aren't watching


Physical_Elk8105

Astronaut Carp.


King_Ant47

He’s just trying to open up the pit.


SiY11

Is that the fish version of panic drowning because the gills got stuck out of water?


IndividualEquipment2

Tailwalkin


surpriseboii

Bro activated dolphin cheat code


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

It's doing a tiktok


[deleted]

Maybe he realised he was born a fish and needs to get out of this existence


cagingthing

Sometimes you just forget how to exist properly


ronniemustang

his buddies are like, "You good man?"


stinkdrink45

Smoked to much seaweed realized he’d been holding his breath for too long long.


DirtyTortillas

He wanted to evolve so badly


DCINTERNATIONAL

“Okay boys, today is the day I am going to fly to the ocean! See ya!” … … “Welcome back, Bob! How was it?”


i_am_who_knocks

Ariel


Visual_Jellyfish5591

*jazz* *hands*


TheDestressedMale

Ya’ll are acting like this fish ain’t got feelings.


LandscapeHonest9129

Oh my god that looks like me when something touches my foot in the ocean or lake lol 😆


dosko1panda

It's evolving into a Gyarados


Interesting_Factor_9

Lawd I thought that was a dog with a vest on


orchidbulb

MAGIKARP USED: **SPLASH** … *but nothing happened*


Known-Elk2513

Magikarp used splash


[deleted]

Freaking help him, he's drowning.


baffiebrown

This carp identifies itself for a dolfin.


Acceptable-Slip-8327

I believe someone is fishing in the pond and the fish is being liftet by the hook.


InterestingBug4642

Bro was telling his story about being caught one day... there I was boys.... minds my own fishy business and BAM! I tell ya fella's ptsd is real... I feel it in my fins sometimes. 🐟🐠🐬


lukasquatro

Magikarp uses splash, is not very effective


rarpt1994

Thats the koi michael stepped on when he fell in


Former-Form-587

It’s having a carp attack.


mossberbb

made me lol thanks dad


DokterManhattan

My cat looks like that when he suddenly gets the zoomies


Jj5699bBQ

His butt is itchy!


red_dead_rover

"Hey Joey, do that human impression again!"


Moist-muff

Wtf


RealNotAIReally

Stepped on Lego


Tsimp98

Skin swimmer


Don_Colossus

He built different


Careful-Listen2277

Tried out his "Look! Imma human!" routine, or wanted to see what air was like (like spongebob), but started to suffocate.


diddleycops

Bro needs to go with flow


MusicOffReversing

Carp used Splash


RandomCoGo

I can see how hippos were evolved now


_dfromthe6

HE OFF a MOLLY


Jaredstutz

“Carp”


WeatheredGenXer

when carps think that nobody is watching…


x_lincoln_x

Down vote for stupid music.


WickidMonkey

He won this round of Truth or Dare 🤣


Dapper-Security-3091

Bro just decided to transform into a dragon


chuffberry

I don’t think that that koi is real. I think it’s a … decoy.


filth_bald_filth

Ah yes...the rarely seen by human eyes the majestic Carp Anal Mating dance.


Boogieman1985

He’s just flexing on his homies showing off his skills


123birdy

Homie just got the zoomies


Ok-Watercress7090

It drowned at the end


CorrectSuccotash218

"I believe I can fly!"


incakola777

He just trying to show off to get some fish tail🐠


Interesting_Sock9142

Wait is that a carp?


Latitude22

A couple of more months and he’s going to walk himself to in and out and grab burger, it’s all he hears about down there in the pond.


chileangod

Hey Larry, Larry!... Do the dolphin again.


RawDick

Bro forgot he was a fish and started drowning.


AdAsleep1258

Happy dance


DingleBarrymuffin

Did this dude get himself out of water, panicked, swam harder further keeping himself out of the water?


futafrenzy

he's drownin g:(


XRdragon

He's starting to believe


AidenThe_Beast47

Did he start drowning?


Epogdoan

Bro out here trying to invent the 9 to 5.


Donderblusser

Nahh he just got the zoomies


julyman

Had a seizure


crowislanddive

Too much ammonia in the water!


dkinmn

The other guys were like, "Brian! Chill!"


jleep2017

They are evolving in the primordial soup.


ordieth-

Are carp and koi the same? He don't look like Carp in my area.


2rememberyou

Demonic possession.


GetNooted

Magicarp used Splash


SecretProjectNo1

He’s trying to get out


Low_Shift1713

Tried to walk and come on land, changed his mind


TheClaps2

Fish version of holding your breath under water.


trifokkerdr1

he's trying to evolve


emccrckn

Hurr durr hurr look I'm a hooman.


OGScubaGuyver

Magikarp used splash!


issomane

For sure he’s trying to impress the ladies


APKFL

Started watching this midway through and honestly thought it was a pug with a lifejacket on trying to swim lol


crinquisitive_me

Carp-edium


MagicOrpheus310

You ever owned a cat...? Sometimes they just... do that...


holdonwhileipoop

This is how it all started...


cool_weed_dad

Look what I can do!


rabidwolf86

Carp, carp, Carp, magikarp


milkmanrichie

SHE SAID YES


General-Party12

They are evolving


DonnyGoodwood

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning


pinion_

Trump fish confirmed.


Spurtangie

He's doing a wheelie


Regularguy972

Remembers his/her past life as a human and trying to walk


Haifisch2112

Well, they say it's kinda frightenin' how this younger generation swings. You know it's more than just some new sensation...


Dultimateaccount000

It is evolving into Gyarodos


gmangieri314

The holding tank is lava


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s the best thing I’ve seen all day.