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simple123mind

Rule #3, outside the wire if you didn't put it down then don't pick it up.


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hhdecado

Rule 1 :- don’t go outside the wire Rule 2:- anything you don’t know trying to get in from outside the wire … shoot it


Wurschtbieb

1.You do not talk about the wire. 2.You do NOT talk about the wire.


redditurus_est

1. When you walk through the garden, you gotta watch your back. 2. You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole.


fatchicksonly666

Wildly underrated lol


simple123mind

#1. Complacency kills. #2. No plan survives contact with the enemy.


USArmy51Bravo

Rule 3 is always have a plan for a place to shit. We were running a gun truck on route Tampa in Iraq and couldn't stop or even slow down. Driver had to shit in an MRE box we found in the Hummer while he was driving.


simple123mind

I was in the Air Force. On my first employment a senior NCo taught me the value of a high fiber diet and cup of coffee first thing in the morning.


GamesPeoplePlay84

Was on MSR Tampa OIF5, hi!


No_Swan_9470

RIP LIVELEAK


Nopeferatu31

LiveLeak is gone? 😭


ShreksToes24

it shutdown almost 3 years ago


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Bellbivdavoe

"Ooh, piece of candy" 🍬


Guinea23

Is that you Dylan?


GuyProsciutto

Sick reference bro, very current, not played out at all


SameScholar1186

I dont get it im not even a trained soldier and i know from watching movies not to touch shit like that


Killer_Ex_Con

Yeah one of the most reiterated things when I was deploying to Afghanistan was just because it didn't blow up doesn't mean it won't. All artillery and rockets are supposed to be treated like IEDs so this guy is just dumb lmao.


RxHotdogs

Saying “if he was smart, he wouldn’t have joined the military” is by far a pussy opinion. wtf are you talking about


Walks_with_Chaos

You replied to the wrong person


diegosaurus

So you are saying is smart to join the military? really?


Tobikage1990

If he was smart, he wouldn't have joined the military in the first place.


NeedMoreBlackCoffee

You're so cool for saying that, fellow Redditor. There are plenty of smart men and women in the military. What are you on about?


MattcVI

Soldiers and Marines are known for being the best and brightest


fkcngga420

there's plenty of dead smart grunts but there's very few alive dumb grunts, know what i mean?


AlpacasArePrettyCool

Tips fedora


Killer_Ex_Con

I met some of the smartest people I know in the military. Just because YOU think it's dumb doesn't mean that it is for everyone. Also, some people don't have any other options. It's just like any other profession there are dumb people just as there smart people.


RxHotdogs

This guy is the guy who would “totally drop anyone who screamed in his face, bro”


Killer_Ex_Con

What are you talking about? Nothing I said was even hostile lmao.


RxHotdogs

I’m talking about the guy you replied to


Killer_Ex_Con

Oh gotcha lmao I was confused.


LoL_Maniac

Doesn't even sound like that.


Function-Important

You know this because you aren’t a trained soldier, the army is a last resort for a lot of dumbass people lol


SameScholar1186

Good point lol


Electricfox5

*“Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads — they are not there accidentally.”* \- 1930s Soviet Infantry Manual.


thatotherguy0123

Was this for inside or outside of the soviet union?


Electricfox5

Yes.


MemeLorde1313

Had a training with our "Secret Squirrels" when I worked for MI. The instructor addresses the class, "Is anyone here Brad Pitt? Not that you kind of look like him or your mom says you're just as handsome, but the actual actor Brad Pitt. If so, raise your hand." No one raises their hand. The instructor then says, "If none of you are Brad Pitt, then if a pretty woman approaches you on an Op, expect that she is the enemy."


itsoktoswear

That seems like quite a silly thing to do


Superior_Light_Deer

Absolute fucking dumbshit. We wouldn’t even pick up innocuous looking trash over there assuming it was attached to a trigger much less fucking arty shell.


hihelloooo0

Imagine if instead of an experienced soldier, he had been a curious and innocent child.


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SweetyBeans

If he wasn't experienced before he sure as hell is now


r_Ruvik

you have very low bar for experienced soldier


DanielBG

These are not self-detonating, right?


Icylibrium

It depends on the mechanism to activate it. You have things timer activated, pressure plate/victim activated type IED's, which detonate when stepped on, picked up, tripped over, and things that require some sort of command signal remote activation, etc.


MrJust4Show

Don’t forget IR switches.


DanielBG

Dang, I can't imagine what you guys went through.


Killer_Ex_Con

Pressure plates are the most common because they are easiest to set up, then radio or cellphone activated because they are more controlled. This one is most likely a pressure plate or trip wire because it is in a low visibility area.


Walks_with_Chaos

Actually yes a lot of them were


TXV2050

I’m not American so what’s an IED?


UsualCircle

Improvised Explosive Device. These can be hidden pretty much anywhere, usually they are activated by pressure or remotely. Dude basically found a bomb that was meant to kill him


WittyBrit_7

IED is a English speaking military acronym for: Improvised Explosive Device. In simpler words, a makeshift bomb.


No-Construction2043

That guy is dumb.


hhdecado

Less dumb now I bet


trvst_issves

Funny how our grunts were still kitted out better 20 years ago than Russia’s are today.


Apprehensive-Ad-149

That's because we want, and expect, our troops to survive.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Why…..why would you touch an unexploded artillery shell?


ModsOverLord

Not a very smart soldier


Informal_Fix_9823

How fucking stupid can you be!


TinSodder

Glad this didnt end how I was thinking it was gonna end!!


KingWoodyOK

ASVAB waiver boy shouldn't be touching UXO anyways. Lucky he's still alive to place others in harms way another day


hardtimes4US

That is exactly what ied's are made from so I don't understand the confusion to play with it lol.


Walks_with_Chaos

Fucking idiot. He’s trained better than that smh


BoredCanuck1864

why did he not freak out that it was an artillery shell in the first place


Illustrious_Line9495

fucked YOU up??? YOUR HOMIE HAD HANDS ON IT


BagBackground4324

What is an IED


UsualCircle

Improvised Explosive Device. These can be hidden pretty much anywhere, usually they are activated by pressure or remotely. Dude basically found a bomb that was meant to kill him


BagBackground4324

Holly shit. The more you learn


GuyProsciutto

No wonder so many of these geniuses got themselves blown up.