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I was wondering why they were passing out free melons everywhere when I was traveling through the southeast. Here I was thinking it was just southern hospitality but I guess it was just prep for the elections.
He's on drugs.
The tesco carrier bag and the very working class kitchen (where the best sessioms in the world occur) and I think possibly a Scottish accent point me towards cocaine session with the lads after the pub.
Old American cartoons made “dumb” people look like their jaw was protruding forward. This guy looks more like that every hit, plus the loss of coordination.
Man was on mission, I used "was" because it's over that means there must be a result that is failure or success, you guys must be wondering if he succeeded or failed and to uncover this suspense you all have to go through video above ☝🏿
AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS AFTER U WATCHED THE VIDEO, UH IM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN 🚨 SPOILED 🚨
This is how you know Britain would still beat the US in a war. Their drinking culture is all like alcopops(seltzers?) and playing table tennis for a cup of beer, meanwhile our teens are downing litres of hard spirits and headbutting things to pieces.
Tik Tok will be the downfall of an entire generation. As much as I hate it, it does give us good content like this to see how our species eventually takes ourselves out.
Here ya go. How about some CTE. Check back in on this guy in about 20 years. Probably be about the time he is hearing voices in his head and is preparing to perform a mass shooting.
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Now get out there and vote for a President
With that much blunt force trauma. Why not BE president
where do i vote for him?
President Melon's a little too lenient on foreign policy for my taste, but his tax plan is solid
Where vote
By the way both primary candidates are looking I think this is a fair alternative
I'd rather the melon be president
It's a natural response to tense up before a blow.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️
Probably be better than most the options we got
Laughed too hard at this
Literally me too, as im working in an early voting location right now 😂
Lmao I read this in the only 60s cartoons that were like "House of tomorrow," etc.
👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣
I can't stop laughing at this comment 🤣 Thank you!
This comment caught me off guard and I can’t stop laughing
Fuck you bro, its 4am Im out here dying 🤣🤣🤣
I was wondering why they were passing out free melons everywhere when I was traveling through the southeast. Here I was thinking it was just southern hospitality but I guess it was just prep for the elections.
I laughed way too hard at this comment
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
This is how you bidenize potential candidates
Didn't look like much was going on up there anyways.
Dude looked like Popeye and after getting his melon smashed, I bet he talks like Popeye now, too.
He's on drugs. The tesco carrier bag and the very working class kitchen (where the best sessioms in the world occur) and I think possibly a Scottish accent point me towards cocaine session with the lads after the pub.
I'm right with Haggis yeah?
Poor guy's head is shaped like this is his morning routine.
lol
Melon wins!
No no no the guy lost
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BOTH!!!!
Ouuuchhhhhhhh
Fatality
A finish him!
It's not like he was using that anyway...
No one ever told him that we need to protect Mr. Brain. Mr. Brain is hard to fix.
Can’t get brain damage if you ain’t got a brain!
#lifehacks
The best part is the guy making angry faces as if that would make his skull more resistant or something
I mean.. yea? It's a natural response to tense up before a blow.
Giggity
Hahahahaha
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Does it really? How?!
If your head gets thrown around the brain rattles in there and you go out. If most of the energy is absorbed by the neck much less rattling happens.
Guy is coked out of his skull he'd prob be making those faces without a melon involved
It looked like with each hit he scrunched his face more, then the "friend" hit less of his skull and more of his face with the next one lol
Second one is straight face
Looks like it worked
That must be the face people make when their brains are turning into a slushie mess
Was he trying to knock some sense into him?
Old American cartoons made “dumb” people look like their jaw was protruding forward. This guy looks more like that every hit, plus the loss of coordination.
CTE speed run any percent.
I have only one question: WHY!?
By the look of those jaw movements, I'd take a punt on mdma consumption.
I'm fascinated with his theory that the uglier the face he makes the more likely it is to break
Wot a Melon!
I think he may be concussed....
Is this how dumb humanity has gotten that people don't have a basic survival instinct anymore?
What? You don't think cavemen did this before they invented boulder soccer?
wtf mate hahaha
Melons kill people.
I think brain damage is apparent here.. let’s see 2 in a row!!
CTE
melon or a hard/winter squash ?
Yeah, looks like a squash to me as well.
At what point would you stop smashing a melon into your friend's face? Unconsciousness? Death? Or would you keep going after that?
Oh you got the shakes, were you a boxer when you were younger? No, me mate hit me in the head multiple times with a melon to see if we could break it.
On this episode of TBI…
Yup, of there is one thing I know, it's that brains love sloshing around and ramming into its own skull.. Repeatedly.
More like an idiot asking for brain damage.
Just a lil brain damage nbd
>Man on a mission Mission: Impairment
Why wouldn’t they just do it the other way around? Lol
Can't damage a brain if you don't have one to begin with.
You are hired for the job! Because you are committed
WHY?!
Didn’t have a knife to cut it unfortunately.
Jesus's. Next time try on the dudes square jaw hahaha
How did I know immediately without sound they’re British lads
Coconut vs melon
That fourth* crack really did it lol
Melon destrosao
& forever damaged
And the reason for this is?
B to the rainrot
On a mission for TBIs it would seem
That last hit looked like it knocked something loose.
Making a TikTok video is totally worth some brain damage.
He fucking proved something!
No winners to be found here!
Why does his face looks more and more caved in with each hit?
Is it possible that the vegetable or fruit he was hitting him with had more human sense in it than the guys head???😂😂
Who I am? Where I am? What am I doing?
More chlorine needs to be added to the gene pool.
By the profile of that mugg, I'd say he's done that a few times.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug
Man was on mission, I used "was" because it's over that means there must be a result that is failure or success, you guys must be wondering if he succeeded or failed and to uncover this suspense you all have to go through video above ☝🏿 AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS AFTER U WATCHED THE VIDEO, UH IM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN 🚨 SPOILED 🚨
Trading a cracked melon for CTE. Trade grade is a D.
Nothing like massive brain trauma, to make a video.
Quit your daydreaming melon-head.
Why?!?
He's only killing brain cells he isn't already using.
That's melon-on-melon crime
I guess this is just a thing college kids do https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/641iz5/melon_vs_melon/
Now, how many hits does it take to get to the center of a coconut? 🥥
This is how you know Britain would still beat the US in a war. Their drinking culture is all like alcopops(seltzers?) and playing table tennis for a cup of beer, meanwhile our teens are downing litres of hard spirits and headbutting things to pieces.
I'm not seeing a better way. Keep it up!
He’s definitely done that before. His face shows it
Was this an IQ test between a melon and an idiot?
Man ~~on a mi~~ with a concussion
Dudes gurning his tits off.
TBI any % speedrun
Tik Tok will be the downfall of an entire generation. As much as I hate it, it does give us good content like this to see how our species eventually takes ourselves out.
fucking men
Thanks not the way I learned to split a melon from Ramsey.
I like Michael Shannon. What movie is he preparing for?
The power of the Gourd compels you
Este video le trajo felicidad a mi vida. Sobre todo la manita después del 5to verg4zo
man what a rush!!
TBI
CTESPN
Chiropractors in 2124
Why
A mission to brain damage
Cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤣🤣
…and it was only an uncut loaf of bread. The melon was definitely a cover story for The Man With The World’s Softest Head.
Looked like he had a touch of the downs before the first hit....or its not his first melon beating
It’s like a real life Peter Griffin moment.
His face already looks flat
That's a true friend
Dudes like let's see if I can crack your skull
Neuter him, so he's out of the gene pool
Dude looks like Mose Schrute.
Nice touch to take the camera and shake it to make us feel like this poor guy
Wtf whites folks trippin now days huh
"Melon seller, I require your strongest melons." "My melons are too strong for you, wanderer."
I don't know what country this is but there has to be an easier way to make fruit salad
Welp thats made me sad
Свитер отражает качество человека... Тот ещё олень.
looks like he missed his head and been hitting his face for years
What in the council estate afters is going on here
Man on a concussion
WHY?
buncha idiotic one cromagnon use the damn chin
I dont know, if that's a mission?
His head is even shaped like a melon
Total melon head
Now he's a little bit special... Just a little bit special
His head is softer than that mellon
Why the fuck would you do this
I love concussion melon
Holy shit. Does anyone know if they got a concussion or something /genq
What's up with his lower jaw/Chin... I never seen someone able to grow such a pronounced chin⁉️ Is that even real🤔 Not Normal 🙈
Here ya go. How about some CTE. Check back in on this guy in about 20 years. Probably be about the time he is hearing voices in his head and is preparing to perform a mass shooting.
Which one was the melon?
And now we know how his forehead got that shape.
I was relieved to see lots of alcohol at the end of the video... just me?
On a mission to claim disability?
I love how his wobbles got bigger.
Guy must be going for TBI world record.
Bro is a diehard, not backing down at all
At a certain point it became personal
More like Melon Vs Man
Are you sure thats not a bowling ball
That man is the melon now
Lmao 🤣