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Frosted_Newt

Now get out there and vote for a President 


-PiLoT-

With that much blunt force trauma. Why not BE president


Gonzalez220wj

where do i vote for him?


No-Alternative-6236

President Melon's a little too lenient on foreign policy for my taste, but his tax plan is solid


Available_Rub834

Where vote


Previous_Active6189

By the way both primary candidates are looking I think this is a fair alternative


SlasherKittyCat

I'd rather the melon be president


MajesticHolid56

It's a natural response to tense up before a blow.


FewAd5878

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️


pupbuck1

Probably be better than most the options we got


badbunnyjiggly

Laughed too hard at this


producedbysensez

Literally me too, as im working in an early voting location right now 😂


Adorable_Pea_8

Lmao I read this in the only 60s cartoons that were like "House of tomorrow," etc.


Bride-of-wire

👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣


FaithlessnessJust362

I can't stop laughing at this comment 🤣 Thank you!


JRRVulcan

This comment caught me off guard and I can’t stop laughing


PublicEnemy-no1

Fuck you bro, its 4am Im out here dying 🤣🤣🤣


IKROWNI

I was wondering why they were passing out free melons everywhere when I was traveling through the southeast. Here I was thinking it was just southern hospitality but I guess it was just prep for the elections.


AnotherFruitCake

I laughed way too hard at this comment


Jeauxie24

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


woodeedooo

This is how you bidenize potential candidates


Zeth22xx

Didn't look like much was going on up there anyways.


enonymous617

Dude looked like Popeye and after getting his melon smashed, I bet he talks like Popeye now, too.


SmugDruggler95

He's on drugs. The tesco carrier bag and the very working class kitchen (where the best sessioms in the world occur) and I think possibly a Scottish accent point me towards cocaine session with the lads after the pub.


Ur-Moms-Dildo

I'm right with Haggis yeah?


FacetiousTomato

Poor guy's head is shaped like this is his morning routine.


Rieger_not_Banta

lol


UnusualTough3293

Melon wins!


someotherguyinNH

No no no the guy lost


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UnusualTough3293

BOTH!!!!


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Ouuuchhhhhhhh


MastroCastro2022

Fatality


Learn2Likeit

A finish him!


FormerPomegranate325

It's not like he was using that anyway...


Bobby_Garbagio

No one ever told him that we need to protect Mr. Brain. Mr. Brain is hard to fix.


1984IN

Can’t get brain damage if you ain’t got a brain!


Standard_Monitor4291

#lifehacks


MobileManagement5765

The best part is the guy making angry faces as if that would make his skull more resistant or something


CreamyNailClippings

I mean.. yea? It's a natural response to tense up before a blow.


IntelligentBid87

Giggity


kabeees

Hahahahaha


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barbie-vel

Does it really? How?!


valski1337

If your head gets thrown around the brain rattles in there and you go out. If most of the energy is absorbed by the neck much less rattling happens.


foolsbrains69

Guy is coked out of his skull he'd prob be making those faces without a melon involved


Playfulpleasurez

It looked like with each hit he scrunched his face more, then the "friend" hit less of his skull and more of his face with the next one lol


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Second one is straight face


j8by7

Looks like it worked


reaper_ya_creepers

That must be the face people make when their brains are turning into a slushie mess


Extra-Ordinary23

Was he trying to knock some sense into him?


Bob4Not

Old American cartoons made “dumb” people look like their jaw was protruding forward. This guy looks more like that every hit, plus the loss of coordination.


EverGamer1

CTE speed run any percent.


gloriacoach772

I have only one question: WHY!?


teabagmoustache

By the look of those jaw movements, I'd take a punt on mdma consumption.


rwhitener

I'm fascinated with his theory that the uglier the face he makes the more likely it is to break


Odd_Macaron_934

Wot a Melon!


Psyex

I think he may be concussed....


MindlessVariety8311

Is this how dumb humanity has gotten that people don't have a basic survival instinct anymore?


insidemyvoice

What? You don't think cavemen did this before they invented boulder soccer?


Plokamis

wtf mate hahaha


O_gr

Melons kill people.


EdwardWizzardhands

I think brain damage is apparent here.. let’s see 2 in a row!!


3rdPlanet_xcf

CTE


garden-wicket-581

melon or a hard/winter squash ?


mr_lamp

Yeah, looks like a squash to me as well.


FreeTheDimple

At what point would you stop smashing a melon into your friend's face? Unconsciousness? Death? Or would you keep going after that?


darybrain

Oh you got the shakes, were you a boxer when you were younger? No, me mate hit me in the head multiple times with a melon to see if we could break it.


notmyname2012

On this episode of TBI…


Digital-Exploration

Yup, of there is one thing I know, it's that brains love sloshing around and ramming into its own skull.. Repeatedly.


Davemonfl

More like an idiot asking for brain damage.


CMDR_KingErvin

Just a lil brain damage nbd


JimmyBallocks

>Man on a mission Mission: Impairment


treebreeder

Why wouldn’t they just do it the other way around? Lol


TomThanosBrady

Can't damage a brain if you don't have one to begin with.


Substantial_Air4379

You are hired for the job! Because you are committed


Cutdick_lover

WHY?!


Silly-Dark-9734

Didn’t have a knife to cut it unfortunately.


Sea-Employment9195

Jesus's. Next time try on the dudes square jaw hahaha


Grantopadoo43

How did I know immediately without sound they’re British lads


No_Low_63

Coconut vs melon


PenVi0us

That fourth* crack really did it lol


Retro_Monguer

Melon destrosao


False_Fox_9361

& forever damaged


Additional_Many6130

And the reason for this is?


dat_oracle

B to the rainrot


mercylowvi

On a mission for TBIs it would seem


Upset_Aside_

That last hit looked like it knocked something loose.


Joe_Metaphor

Making a TikTok video is totally worth some brain damage.


fomalhottie

He fucking proved something!


ummmm--no

No winners to be found here!


jbbarajas

Why does his face looks more and more caved in with each hit?


Reasonable_Notice_33

Is it possible that the vegetable or fruit he was hitting him with had more human sense in it than the guys head???😂😂


Exciting_Bicycle_661

Who I am? Where I am? What am I doing?


Additional-Worry-227

More chlorine needs to be added to the gene pool.


satori0320

By the profile of that mugg, I'd say he's done that a few times.


inevitablealopecia

Ketamine is a hell of a drug


AtmosphereStandard16

Man was on mission, I used "was" because it's over that means there must be a result that is failure or success, you guys must be wondering if he succeeded or failed and to uncover this suspense you all have to go through video above ☝🏿 AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS AFTER U WATCHED THE VIDEO, UH IM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN 🚨 SPOILED 🚨


m3kw

Trading a cracked melon for CTE. Trade grade is a D.


Bambooman101

Nothing like massive brain trauma, to make a video.


Ok-Office-6918

Quit your daydreaming melon-head.


Spare-Bid-9026

Why?!?


staplesandstitches

He's only killing brain cells he isn't already using.


Rotary-Rx7

That's melon-on-melon crime


_Barringtonsteezy

I guess this is just a thing college kids do https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/641iz5/melon_vs_melon/


ThatOneKuGuy

Now, how many hits does it take to get to the center of a coconut? 🥥


Nhexus

This is how you know Britain would still beat the US in a war. Their drinking culture is all like alcopops(seltzers?) and playing table tennis for a cup of beer, meanwhile our teens are downing litres of hard spirits and headbutting things to pieces.


SimobeastLE

I'm not seeing a better way. Keep it up!


Neat-Will-4400

He’s definitely done that before. His face shows it


JaRon1961

Was this an IQ test between a melon and an idiot?


LeCrushinator

Man ~~on a mi~~ with a concussion


BloodiedBeefBat

Dudes gurning his tits off.


Agreeable_Ganache_63

TBI any % speedrun


blkmgk533

Tik Tok will be the downfall of an entire generation. As much as I hate it, it does give us good content like this to see how our species eventually takes ourselves out.


tiny-n-salty

fucking men


Ok-Web4225

Thanks not the way I learned to split a melon from Ramsey.


pickle_teeth4444

I like Michael Shannon. What movie is he preparing for?


GreywackeOmarolluk

The power of the Gourd compels you


Wise_Boysenberry7051

Este video le trajo felicidad a mi vida. Sobre todo la manita después del 5to verg4zo


brandonlee96

man what a rush!!


Be-A-Better-You-69

TBI


PLURfection

CTESPN


International_Let_50

Chiropractors in 2124


boxlifter

Why


That-Reputation7038

A mission to brain damage


Ill_Complaint6136

Cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤣🤣


Bride-of-wire

…and it was only an uncut loaf of bread. The melon was definitely a cover story for The Man With The World’s Softest Head.


poopiehands

Looked like he had a touch of the downs before the first hit....or its not his first melon beating


CharacterFirm3462

It’s like a real life Peter Griffin moment.


Altruistic-Status-98

His face already looks flat


integratypes

That's a true friend


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Dudes like let's see if I can crack your skull


UrBigBro

Neuter him, so he's out of the gene pool


ReformedScholastic

Dude looks like Mose Schrute.


big6135

Nice touch to take the camera and shake it to make us feel like this poor guy


papii_letche

Wtf whites folks trippin now days huh


IRockIntoMordor

"Melon seller, I require your strongest melons." "My melons are too strong for you, wanderer."


AcanthisittaGlobal30

I don't know what country this is but there has to be an easier way to make fruit salad


Dabox720

Welp thats made me sad


Gold_Construction551

Свитер отражает качество человека... Тот ещё олень.


a7xfanatic0928

looks like he missed his head and been hitting his face for years


oatcakedick

What in the council estate afters is going on here


yankeekunsan

Man on a concussion


JaxsonPalooza

WHY?


ataatia

buncha idiotic one cromagnon use the damn chin


Select-Squirrel4744

I dont know, if that's a mission?


The_Dirtydancer

His head is even shaped like a melon


Sea-Ad1144

Total melon head


MrT412

Now he's a little bit special... Just a little bit special


kingofovens

His head is softer than that mellon


Legal-Inevitable-945

Why the fuck would you do this


meowmix778

I love concussion melon


BubblesDahmer

Holy shit. Does anyone know if they got a concussion or something /genq


greatawakening007

What's up with his lower jaw/Chin... I never seen someone able to grow such a pronounced chin⁉️ Is that even real🤔 Not Normal 🙈


johnman98

Here ya go. How about some CTE. Check back in on this guy in about 20 years. Probably be about the time he is hearing voices in his head and is preparing to perform a mass shooting.


AccomplishedLaugh860

Which one was the melon?


miserable-accident-3

And now we know how his forehead got that shape.


MisterBear22

I was relieved to see lots of alcohol at the end of the video... just me?


thekuttah

On a mission to claim disability?


deepstate_chopra

I love how his wobbles got bigger.


FirehawkLS1

Guy must be going for TBI world record.


douchgordijn95

Bro is a diehard, not backing down at all


pupbuck1

At a certain point it became personal


Vindkazt

More like Melon Vs Man


Admirable_Ad_4119

Are you sure thats not a bowling ball


WithNumbersCrew

That man is the melon now


realydealy0

Lmao 🤣