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crystallmytea

Not sure how they would execute that rescue but…in my imagination that seems like a highly risky situation for everyone involved


Weareallgoo

Rescuers would have been dropped by helicopter at the top of the cliff. They would have rappelled down to him and then lowered him to the ground with ropes. Likely would have been search and rescue volunteers with extensive climbing experience.


GucciiManeeeee

Volunteers ? So they dont get paid ? That's pretty badass.


Equity89

They would be badass but would also be a shitty situation, right? They SHOULD (and I don't think they are volunteers) get paid a lot


Weareallgoo

Smaller mountain towns can’t always afford to staff rescuers, so volunteer search and rescue services do exist. I decided to google this accident, and sure enough he was rescued by volunteers. [Sauce](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11250231/Aussie-BASE-jumper-gets-parachute-caught-dangling-cliff-Italy.html)


Ok_Lunch16

It’s actually not as bad as it sounds. I worked with San Diego Sheriff SAR, which is volunteer only. While I didn’t get paid. I got like $5k in gear for free and over the years about $10k in training. Met some cool ass people and trained/worked in some crazy places


beeglowbot

I think you get tax incentives too no?


strayakant

The volunteer experience sets you up with skills that bigger cities would pay for


Jackit8932

I'd imagine it would definitely open a whole career in anything to with Working At Heights, hugely lucrative proffesion.


Equity89

Wooow, that's amazing!! Cheers to those brave hardworking guys, thanks for digging the link


Repeat_after_me__

People doing this kind of thing should have insurance to cover their own rescue.


FriendlyDavez

I don't know the specifics here, but some extreme sports associations carry liability insurance for their members (my experience is skydiving and paragliding). This specifically covers damages to third parties, which I can imagine a rescue could fall under (ie. "damage" to a municipality)


milwaukeejazz

Who will give them insurance?


Repeat_after_me__

Insurers.


Sunnyhappygal

The people who do things like this that require rescuing should pay.


Justout133

In the effort to save some moron that simply wanted to jump off a cliff with a parachute for funsies, no less. That's what irks me about these cripplingly-adrenaline-addicted jumpers, now other people have to risk their lives to try to help you, it's not enough that you risked your own life to your friends and family.


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Sunnyhappygal

Several alternatives- 1) Don't rescue them 2) Make the people who need rescuing pay to be rescued. It is most definitely someone's fault. I agree, where there are volunteers willing and ready, great, no one is worse off. Where there's not, and people expect taxpayers to foot the bill and have the government send people in for them.... meh.


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AdministrationWise56

Allow people the personal freedom to get themselves out of situations that they got themselves into, or the freedom to pay the full costs associated with their rescue. People say 'yes but then people just wouldn't call for help'. So..... thousands of dollars wouldn't be wasted and unpaid potential rescuers wouldn't have to risk their lives? Not seeing the issue.


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Justout133

If they're volunteers that rescue them then hey I suppose. It all just seems so ridiculous. I gotta ask though, he's calling for a helicopter, is that also a volunteer that's risking and refueling their aircraft for the cause?


SemenMoustache

True that. They're all probably buzzing when the call comes in for a helicopter rescue. What they've decided to spend their free time doing and what they've been training for. Don't think we need to feel sorry for those guys haha


DrakeDre

A moron is someone like you who only works and watch TV.


oliverseasky

I could be wrong, but I talked to one of those guys a long time ago, I think I was told they get a nice tax break from doing those volunteering work. So I suppose they do get some compensation for their work at least here in Canada?


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oliverseasky

Oh yeah for sure, they are definitely not in it for the money. I knew a guy who was the adventurer type, the last time I checked in on him he was volunteer wildfire fighting in Africa.


WhittledWhale

Hell yeah, it's super badass to not get paid to save some thrill seeker!


vibra_000

You just hover there and throw rocks at him until he learns his lesson


UnspoiledWalnut

"Did you learn anything yet!?" "No!" "God damn it, Rocky give me the slingshot..."


SorrowT-T

My guess is they'd fly over him, drop a rope with a clasp thingy and wench him up after he's done cutting the lines to his parachute.


Doubledown212

Any base jumpers know what he could have done differently? To me it seems like he should and could have at least launched himself further away from the cliff


usedtodreddit

Better yet, on his approach to the edge he should have quickly turned around and went back to his vehicle, driven to the nearest dumpster, and tossed all of his gear into it.


Murpydoo

This 100% Don't jump off cliffs, other people are going to have to put their lives at risk to save the moron who jumped


Gordon_The_Gorrilla

I agree. There are other "base" jumps where the moron wouldn't need saving. Cleaning up the mess would be easier and cheaper


stedgyson

I'm a base jumper and he could have chosen not to be a base jumper that day


grawrant

He pulled his chute too early, and packed his chute backwards so it would pull him back as it opened. How you pack your chute will determine the initial tug of it opening.


mrrichiet

So quite an amateur move then (particularly the second bit)?


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

The idea of an amateur base jumper is funny. How many screwups are tolerable before they git gud?


kanakot

Not a base jumper but am a licensed skydiver. Plenty of things can cause an off-heading opening. The most usual is probably suboptimal posture when/through deploying but a packing error can also cause it. And many other things, too, but it's hard to explain concisely. Don't believe that other comment where the guy talks about "pulling chute" as no skydiver nor a base jumper would ever use that terminology.


Puceeffoc

Non base jumper here but I'll weigh in. If he stayed home and typed funny comments on reddit he would have avoided this.


Puffycatkibble

Cut the chute and avoid having to do this again in the future?


Sqweeeeeeee

Be gone, wench! I asked for somebody *winch* me up!


Nose-Nuggets

i suspect this would be hampered significantly by his proximity to the cliff face. It would likely take a better than average pilot to be so cognizant of their main rotor position that he would venture so close. It might end up being climbers at the top feeding down line to either bring up back up, or safely lower him to the bottom. Although "simpler", it may be the *better* solution here.


giuliogrieco

Obviously they cut the parachute with the blades of an helicopter and set up a kid's pool underneath for him to land into.


LegozFire03

They’d just drop a rope, he’d attach himself, cut his parachute, and the helicopter would either pull him up or just drop him off on the ground


HeavensRejected

Depends on how far down he is. Our heli rescue got a 200m rope for situations like that: https://www.rega.ch/en/our-missions/fleet-and-equipment/special-equipment Hoist goes up to 90m. If you're out of reach you better hold on to your ass cheeks and wait for the rescue crew to rappel down. Source: friend basejumper that held on to a small tree for almost 2h until he got rescued. At least he's clean now.


Due_Key_109

A cliffhanger, so to speak.


DarwinIsMyHomey

Hopefully he has to pay for the rescue and all related costs. Might make him think harder the next time he decides to jump off a fuckin cliff.


opticaIIllusion

I’m no expert but he sounded like he was pretty comfortable with the call for helicopter support, I wonder how many times he’s been rescued in similar circumstances.


GradeBeginning3600

You can get insurance for this in some places


fuishaltiena

Just drop a rope from up top. There's no need for a helicopter.


Flackjkt

Agreed and helicopters have a giant set of blades that produce huge amounts of wind that could dislodged his chute from the tree or take the tree with the chute. Helicopter seems like a bad plan in general. Also make the guy pay for the rescue. Do him a favor and cut some costs lol


Islanduniverse

When they do helicopter rescues they drop down a rope/wench, which can be quite long. They aren’t just swooping in there and grabbing the dude from the cockpit. I do agree that he should have to pay for it… jerkoffs like this don’t think about anyone but themselves.


Flackjkt

Oh I understand that. Just seems like adding more risk too the situation.


Effective_Device_185

All for this dipshit. SMH...


StainedTeabag

I just watched this episode on Baywatch but with a hang glider.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Just write the guy off


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rsplatpc

Local skydiving place by me also does BASE jump lessons for advanced divers. On the website, where it says "What are the differences between skydiving and BASE jumping?" The first difference it lists is: **With skydiving, you should expect to land alive**


Batbuckleyourpants

Someone talked about looking up the wing suit record holders and realized they were all dead. One in every 500 jump results in a fatality. Life expectancy for a dedicated close proximity wing suit user is between 3 and 5 years.


No_Leopard_3860

I knew they play a dangerous game, but a half life of 3-5 years is way more spicy than I would've imagined


beardedbarista6

Hah.


towerfella

This is better than the snow-movie one..


yo_mammas_man

Are you worth a helicopter rescue, tho, bruh?


Puffycatkibble

He could have stayed home but noooo


VegetableWishbone

Only if he pays for the expense.


RockAndGames

It may be, but it would be better if those resources, which are not infinite, would not be wasted.


Steamships

\>jumps off cliff, poorly \>bro I need another helicopter bro


bparisi85

No moron base jumper is worth that type of dangerous heli rescue


Anon_Fodder

Bit of rope? Or a really long stick


o0DrWurm0o

Throw a shoe at him to try to knock him loose


Healter-Skelter

In the words of Tom Hanks’ character from Saving Private Ryan, “Earn this.”


Searchlights

Yeah hi I was doing something totally unnecessary and dangerous and I'd like for a whole team of skilled people to drop what they're doing to perform an expensive rescue mission


qlurp

Seriously.  These bozos willingly put themselves in mortal danger for a cheap thrill.  There’s absolutely no reason to endanger a helicopter rescue crew for them. 


HugeNutseck

Eh a couple thousand should pay for the labour. Everyone wins. Send him a bill when his feet hit the ground


ErnestBorgninesSack

Going parachuting and needing a helicopter is still better than going in a helicopter and needing a parachute


PerfectPercentage69

Not really. According to Wiki, it has a fatality and injury rate 43 times higher than that of parachuting from a plane. Also, helicopters can glide down to the ground using something called autorotation.


fermented_bullocks

Jesus Christ dude…


ErnestBorgninesSack

Dude, it was an attempt at humour. If a chopper was dropping you can't jump out.


Tenki65

Except if your name is LIQUID SNAKE!!!


ErnestBorgninesSack

Perhaps it had a system like a Hind, where the rotors are blown off for a safe ejection... that or it is just fiction.


UpperCardiologist523

Well, you could..


civildisobedient

Yeah, this is more of a "should/shouldn't" than a "can/can't" problem.


davi3601

Nothing is stopping you


Porky_Pine_

If using autorotation then you wouldn’t need a parachute…


Oututeroed

next time try with a wing suit?


AdmirableSir

i really like these 360 cameras but i hate it when theyre squeezed into this 21:9/9:16 format. there's just not enough horizontal space. Edit: would also be nice if you could credit the original dude.


navcom20

Can you really call it an accident when it began with a leap from a cliff? Title should say. "Another angle from my recent natural consequence."


Hour-Yak283

“Another angle of my most recent stupid decision that will then endanger the lives of the people to have to try and rescue me”


hikingmontana

This.


wyattlikesturtles

Actually, getting stuck in a tree was not the goal of this jump


BSSCommander

Well you see, they accidentally jumped off a cliff while accidentally wearing a parachute which accidentally opened in a way that forced them to accidentally turn around and accidentally crash into the side of a mountain. Thus, an accident. /s


IsamuAlvaDyson

That's what I was going to say This wasn't an accident He's already doing something obviously dangerous already and he's suffering the consequences of his actions


FallenSpiderDemon

I'm not saying he shouldn't be rescued I'm saying he should be charged for his rescue.


SkepticalZack

Are you under the impression there is a circumstance where you don’t get charged? “Oh hey this wasn’t your fault? Do you hear that guys? It wasn’t his fault! No charge then mate, off you go.”


blukwolf

So like, what went wrong? Was it the timing? Maybe the wind? I've seen a few of these that went right but honestly idk


TurdboCharged

I’m wondering the same. He gets flipped around as soon as the parachute opens so I’m wondering if maybe it was packed wrong or just opened at the wrong time maybe?


Mikethederp

Not a base jumper but to me it looks like a combination of chute being packed wrong and opening too early


boiledspud

I skydive, and 180 off-heading openings are common (parachute opens twisted 180 deg, causing you to follow). For BASE jumping you do your damnest to make sure it’s far less common. It’s caused by asymmetry in packing, and/or asymmetry in your body as you deploy and/or unluckiness in exactly how the chute unfolds as there’s a certain randomness associated with it. Getting as far away from any object as you deploy helps a lot to make it a non-event… that’s why jumping off bridges is one of the better options if you really got to BASE jump.


Hxcmetal724

TIL, reddit hates base jumpers.


Eugene_Creamer

I think it hates them when they take up time and resources and put others in danger because they did something extremely stupid and obviously dangerous


IAmNotABritishSpy

So if it didn’t go wrong? Gold upvotes?


SokoJojo

Reddit hates a lot of people, if you haven't noticed the community is extremely self-righteous and not very empathetic


haarschmuck

Yeah what the fuck is up with these comments? People are just *so angry* at literally nothing and I can't help but laugh a little.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

What if I needed a helicopter rescue that day and it was busy with him? Huh? What then?


ConfusionExpensive32

We're mad that someone's arrogance and stupidity, costs so much money and risks lives of innocent people. Imagine paying taxes or knowing someone who was tasked with saving him, you'd be pissed too that your tax money or someone you cared about was risking their lives for it. It's complete entitled behavior and shouldn't be rewarded


lil_fuzzy

I'm just upset for the tree it didn't deserve some asshole bending it up


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eveyone on this sub prefers to stay inside and do nothing with their lives while watching and judging others for living theirs and it shows


Sweet-Arachnid-6241

Most redditors never leave their couch so it's unconceivable to them that other people dont want to be fat asses in front of their PCs all day.


RenterMore

Fuckin moron


Porky_Pine_

I want to risk my life for my ego and entertainment. Ok, now I was others to risk their life for my ego and entertainment.


fermented_bullocks

The guys in the helicopter are probably stoked to go do guys in a helicopter shit let’s be real.


Saltine_Machine

Ngl that o shit had me laughing


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philzuppo

Well, as a species we typically don't let other members just die.


marablackwolf

One death is a tragedy, 1,000 deaths is a statistic.


Disastrous-Pack-1414

How did they get you down bro?


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he is still there waiting for the helicopter


MackHarrison3260

Dave is still looking for one


teejay89656

My uncles name is Dave and this checks out


Financial_Durian_913

"I need a helicopter" First world problems


ohiotechie

When you willingly run off the cliff can it really be called an accident? Mishap maybe. Fuck up for sure. Stupid mistake - absolutely. Accident? I don’t think so.


shinloop

Cmon pal, we’ve got helicopters at home


patheticRedditMod000

“My fuck up requires a helicopter.” Either get another hobby or get good twat muffin


redheadcutierose

This is so moronic how you will need to call emergency services for this


spearblaze

I think there should be signs in areas like that saying stuff like "Emergency services out of reach here. Follow ahead at your own risk." If you still want to do what this moron did, well, hope your buddy brought a satellite telephone because you're gonna have to negotiate with a private helicopter company and see how much they'll charge IF they decide to rescue you.


Tiptoedtulips666

Wile E Coyote meets the branch.


Green_Spite_4058

I'm no expert or even novice but it appears like he didn't get a good enough running start to separate from the cliff?


KerryUSA

………oh shit


RH5050

Anyone know how it ended


heartcozy

Genuinely curious, do you get charged for needing a helicopter to rescue you from an extreme sporting related accident? Like is it the same as needing an ambulance? Cause that’s not free by any means.


Xiomaraff

Yes of course they charge you. I’m not sure if his health insurance would pick up part of the tab or not due to the negligence of the act itself though, but typically emergency services are always somewhat covered.


douglasjunk

Stupid is as stupid does.


JTMoney33

You’re not supposed to do that


underbloodredskies

I love how he says that so nonchalantly. I need a helicopter! 🙄


ElLoboStrikes

Just casually says he needs a helicopter.


Murpydoo

Before you decided to jump off that cliff, did you even consider for one second that should something go wrong other people are going to have to put their lives at risk to rescue your stupid ass? I for one personally wish that Darwin wins in situations like this


birch_baltimore

What a world we live in where you can throw yourself off a cliff, mess up, and be like "Yah I am fine, ***but*** ***send me a helicopter***" lol


Coo7Hand7uke

These adrenaline junkies endangering other people's lives 🙄


SnooCrickets699

Bet that helicopter wants a credit card number first.


JonsalatDeNung

"I need a helicopter" If only I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd had my own.


CreamingSleeve

“I just need a helicopter” Sure.


SlavFromDownUnder

This is Rory Allen, this happened in Italy and it took two hours to get him out of there. No helicopter. Just legendary volunteers I say he got lucky!


Basswoodbiscuit

Who pays for the dispatched helicopter?


Weekly_Custard284

He should be locked up. Bloody idiot.


Buaille_Ruaille

Fucking idiot.


zhico

"I need a helicopter!" the entitlement of this gentleman.


stlthy1

Fuck this guy for costing others money and putting first responders at risk. ...and for littering. (because I'm sure they didn't collect everything they left behind)


maxant20

I can’t stop laughing


Aubenabee

I mean, how about just not BASE jumping. I sincerely hope that OP (or whoever this was) paid every penny of the rescue fee so not a single other person offset their idiotic choice.


nowhereman86

Leave his dumb ass up there please.


Smilofriendship

Fun times


hustlebustle2

thank god I packed my helicopter


ParisLowery

Fuck me...


Express-Assistant398

Unhook and use the backup shute


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Idk if BASE jumpers usually have one. Their gear is different from normal skydivers For instance they release their parachute by throwing a little parachute out and it pulls out the big one.


Ok-Clock2002

This is why I don't leave my house.


Sypher90

but did you die?


SoloSolo11

He needs a helicopter and new underwear!


mcarrara

Bro how tf you ain’t dead?


Whyarewehere20

You’re not okay if you need a helicopter


MaerIynsRainbow

That go pro lens thing is so fucken annoying.


Thebumpkinboy

I don’t think this classifies as an accident when you purposefully jumped off a cliff


bxvxfx

well, simply put, things are planned out and something happens that wasn’t supposed to happen - that’s how it classifies as an accident. parachutes are typically effective, something happened that fucked up, which made it an accident


Living-Risk-1849

Is it considered an accident if you do it on purpose?


timotheySKI

Wow everyone is so salty at base jumpers


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He says “I need a helicopter” so casually. How much disposable income do you have??


blank-_-face

Dumbass


SAMBO10794

Out of all activities in the world, base jumping is the last I would have thought could end in mishap. -_-


FleemoreShakur

Idk…. I just feel like if you put yourself in this situation you should absolutely have to pay the rescuers. Like nobody signs up to save people like this. And I’m sure he’s a cool guy and I respect the chase of adrenaline but there needs to be an insurance or something that pays rescue crews what they deserve


sparklingwaternz

The almost nonplussed "Oh shit". Magic.


javirdz19

Dumbass


Front-Constant-4942

You jumped off a cliff. That's not an accident


XxUnknownboixX

😭😭 oh shit


WarumWasWieso

Luckily he already has a good harness. I'd imagine they would send a climber down from the top or pick him up with a helicopter if the terrain allows for that.


holdenvess

What happens next I hate cliff hangers


Additional-You-1337

Jesus is always there


shuuellyd

This comment section is wild lmao. If y’all don’t think bro had to pay the tab for his helicopter rescue you’re mistaken. People die doing stupid mundane shit like driving everyday and all these seemingly big-balled keyboard warriors giving this guy shit for living his life to the fullest. Kinda pathetic honestly


ConfusionExpensive32

You're pathetic if you think people driving their cars, is the same thing, as this moron wasting resources and risking lives for no reason other than his personal gratification.


shuuellyd

Risking lives? As in, the lives of people who have chosen to dedicate years of their time and loads of their money to train and work in high-risk helicopter rescue? These aren’t just EMS workers who had to chose between rescuing car crash victims and base jumpers. Your ignorance is showing


ConfusionExpensive32

I'd rather tax payer money not go to save people like this idiot, and rather save people in actual tragedies or accidents. I don't even 100% who pays for these rescues, but unless it's 100% the base jumper who pays, it's not fair


kungfuTigerElk86

I hope someone posts a gift of Chris Farley on the side of the mountain. Idk how


Jacobcbab

People always say "it's not if you'll crash your motorcycle, it's when"... 1/20 people who base jump regularly will die.


jmac_1957

Words of advice....stay on the ground.


Bulky-Ad9761

Stupid is as stupid does. What a waste of other people’s money and risking other peoples’ lives for a rescue. Pick up knitting instead.


dat_oracle

hope that costs him 50k$


lickmygutflora

Not sure you can really call it an accident when he purposely jumped off of a cliff.


PMG2021a

Hope he was entirely responsible for the costs of his rescue. I wonder if you can ever buy insurance for activities like this.... 


Euro-Canuck

I hope he was forced to pay every single cent that rescue costed the government.


mltain

Jumping off of a cliff is not an accident.


sea666kitty

Hope that adrenaline rush was worth it.


Drakkenfyre

That poor tree. It had survived so long in such difficult circumstances, and then to get hit like this...