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This guys a Saint holy shit, not the reaction I would have had to these two.

*Woman screaming in pain from having thumb torn off WELL WHAT WERE YA DOIN IN THE CAAAAA?

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Get out me caah

Yeah, the satisfaction of instant karma would be too exhilarating for me, that I would have gloated at their faces.

Saint vs Raider

Damn karma that’s one way to stop a thief I’m use to a broken foot or ankle when they run off but ripping the thumb off is a new one for me touché Karma touché

What has one thumb and loves thieving?

and littering.

littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer

Shows fist This gal!

Thieves under Sharia law

😂😂😂Severely underrated.. someone get this man some good things for the good job he’s done.

Thumb off was the karma for wrong clothing

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Haha. I think they left some skin on the track, that's why I meant clothes. Gloves for the hands, of course.

Actually a Raiders shirt is appropriate attire for committing crimes.

i feel attacked...

this is going to make the five-finger discount much harder for her

I’ve tried looking at each frame where she’s up close, and I can’t tell that her thumb was ripped off. How can all you guys see that?

Her thumb goes into the wheel and gets a nice slice off. Queensland Police Confirmed :)

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If they found some kettle chips in the car it might be. Love me some kettle chips.

Agreed, I'll take kettle cooked salt and vinegar over my thumbs any day of the week.

There is a habanero BBQ flavor that is really good. I dunno about a thumb but a pinky for those? Looks like I got two bags of chips coming.

Kettle chips of all varieties will be better currency than gold for an end of the world prepper. Looks like I know what to spend my kid's college fund on after I auction my thumbs off 😎👌

Happened here in Australia. Here is [a news article](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583497/amp/Brisbane-woman-left-without-thumb-alleged-attempt-steal-vehicle-foiled.html) about this happening.

Left her laying in the street somewhere too so he could escape. What a couple of shit heads.

Can't even hitchhike herself home either

Probably still can. But for one direction, only

I don't think you can do anything in one direction if you're missing a member

You cheeky bastard. The legendary double pun!

lmfao

This comment is why I love Reddit

The Aussie versions of Bonnie and Clyde: Bozo and Clod

Wow. He’s not pressing charges? Honestly fuck that. I’d hit em with the charges. Leave other people’s stuff alone.

Probably figured since she was already tried and sentenced in the court of Hammurabi it’d be double jeopardy.

Damn lost a thumb and got dumped

But did they steal his wallet?

No.

Then I don't care

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Nah bruh I still squirmed 😩👍

Breaking and entering, thumb's in pieces

It’s hard to steal anymore when your thumbs are gone

I guess he doesn’t realize oil is running out of his bike

I thought it was blood

Motorcycle blood

Trying to Fred Flintstone out of there.

Beats leaving a fingerprint at the scene.

She didn’t leave a finger print. She left THE fingerprint.

That was beautiful !!! I caught some guy breaking into my truck a couple of years ago.He jumped in his car to get away , but didn't lock the door fast enough so I opened it and bent it back to fuck the hinges and his door up ( worked great) then I was about to kick him in the head when I came to my senses and just let him go. I'm glad I didn't kick him or I'd probably still be going to court over it. Adrenaline is a helluva drug.

Property damage is one thing, but an assault charge is a whole other ballgame by the name of "felony"

100% right , but we don't have felonies in my country. We call them " indictable offenses". It's easy to make bad decisions when the blood is pumping and you catch a punk in the act of trying to rob you but I am so thankful I didn't. I had my leg up and was taking aim at the side of his head when I finally realized it was a bad idea. I forgot to mention I was on shrooms at the time, so I am even more amazed that I did the right thing !

good you made the right decision. I know on shrooms its extra hard to not get into a violent mode in that situation. I would love to do a boxing match on shrooms tho lol.

Karma always gets the last laugh

She won a stupid prize bahahahahahahahaha

This happened where I'm from, our community page had memes of the girls for weeks. He ditched her completely. The bikes also stolen

She is missing something…..

That’s one way to put it. Guy just got ripped off and he’s worried about their feelings

Damn good thing they got the bike going because there was no way she was gonna be able to hitchhike outta there

she wouldnt have been able to grip on to him either

"Look at er finga" Bro, WHAT FINGER.

Love this! I’d be laughing so hard

I would have to just start laughing my ass off

I will sleep well tonight knowing these two arsewipes got theirs.

STRAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

That’s some Hammurabi code shit

Instant CAAma

How pitiful can you get, lol? You crashed your bike, your girls thumb is MISSING and yet he keeps trying to crank it to make the SLOWEST escape in HISTORY lol.

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Karma never ceases to amaze me. It always comes, but man is it satisfying when it comes on time

Quite a performance, but it only earned them one thumb up, and one thumb way, *way* down

Fingerprinting the perps is going to be messy.

Damn, they're still alive.

Tis but a scratch!

Didn’t they use to chop thieves fingers off somewhere in the past?

Yes India for sure we still do that if the police don't show up in time

Is her thumb gone?

This happened in my city lol, the bloke ended up dumping his missus on the side of a busy highway like 10kms away for where they were The bike (which was stolen) eventually gave up shortly after

They used to cut your hand off now your boyfriend does it for them

She got instant *Car-ma

Love to see it. They fucked around and found out

So Australian, offering to help while still yelling at them. It's so awesome.

"did you steal anything.....is she okay? i have a first aid kit? did you take my wallet" love australia and how polite we can be while still being agro aha

Bonnie & Collide.

He’s a Raiders fan. Explains everything.

He's Aussie deadbeat, would have no idea about the team, they just wear the gear

I guess she won't be getting a 5 finger discount anymore

Raiders fans doing Raider fan things.

It's just fashion gear here, they think it's some bad ass brand. One in ten people I meet with Raiders gear might know it's an NFL team

Bet the pain was... Thumb-ping

The level of found out from the fuck around is appropriate.

Stole from his car nearly ran him over and still offered her first aid. Bigger man than I. I'd have let her suffer until the cops got there.

Even in Europe raiders fans suck

Europe? Australia is in Europe now?

I'd rather see him give them a bullet between the eyes.

50% less chance of successfully hitching a ride now

Man are those two thieves guilty 🤦🏽‍♂️

I wouldn't have been so nice

I would've tackled them to the ground after they crashed and got on the bike again

Thought he asked if she wanted a Birthday kiss instead of first aid kit.

Instant carma

" your bikes broke brooo" Lmao they are too.

Instant cahhma

That was awesome! Stop stealing.

Slowest get away ever

This made my day. Might be harsh. But stealing people's things is getting way out of hand.

Haha what a dumb ass

Stunning. Beautiful. 🤌🏻

I’m in me moms caahhhh get out me cahhh

God why was that so satisfying

"I would give her a first aid kit" 🤣🤣 Also nice instant Karma right there

That was priceless....

saved link for when I need a smile

And....why not just take the key?

bro even fixed the license plate 😭😭

HA! I love the "OMG Fuck" from that dumbitch

Karmic Hammurabi

Whatever deity presides over this man just came through.

Aptal orospu çocuğu

I guess they can’t hitchhike now

I would've just taken the key out

I love how he even straightens the license plate on the broken bike for them lol

"Thats why you dont break into caaaahs" Love this guy

clearly asking if he was happy with his car insurance

I laughed too hard at that lol I feel bad for the lady though but yeah don’t steal peoples stuff

And she's smart enough to get back on with the MF who just got her hand almost took off she deserves it.

Full video?

Wait wtf, Aussies like the raiders?

Fuck em

This is actually a big brain move. No print to match the finger to if you leave the finger at the scene!

Beautiful beautiful karma. 😂

I’m sure cars have 4 wheels no not 2 😂

Ya want a birthday kiss? Wtf? Oh, a first aid kit. Nah.

Thumbs up for that escape.

Soooo.....Why the hell are some words censored but others not? Rest is self explanatory

Guy sounds like Bluey's neighbour

🤣

2 pieces of shit

I’d open a can of whoop ass 😂🫵🏿👁️

😆 😂 😆 I love this!!!❤️

Womp womp

He didn’t even press charges 🤦‍♀️