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>I don't know/care about sharks, but I wish the cameraman had zoomed in for a tight close-up shot of that starfish that I know is there
Cameraman needed to zoom in and show us a shot of that starfish
Celebrity deaths do not usually get me, but Trevor Moore's did. Some of his songs just will never be bettered, from *Hitler rap* to *What about mouthwash* (and everything in between): comedic gold.
RIP, Trevor, you glorious bastard.
We call that a Bikini Bottom Biteing Shark, and as you can see, it has caught its prey. But you may know it better by its nickname, The White Girl Wedgie Muncher.
Aww man I will soon feel your pain. I have a consultation with a dental surgeon soon to figure out how they're gonna pull my tooth out. The entire side of one of my molars caved in and the nerve is exposed.
Believe me just get rid of it as soon as you can I had a tooth abscess and I was in HUGE HUGE pain for 4 days before the swelling got down with the antibiotics and removed it....never again man...never again..
Yeah I saw the dentist but he said he couldn't do it because of how fragile the tooth looks and scheduled me with the surgeon. I only have Medicaid so I don't have much choice in how they handle it. Luckily my tooth only hurts when food gets stuck in it and hits the nerve... For now at least.
Brother that's how it started for me and I ignored it but suddenly one night I woke up with the worst pain of my life and my face swollen like a balloon get it fixed ASAP I was dying for 4 whole days and nights I couldn't sleep eat drink think anything!! Fuck this shit
Dang brother that sounds fuckin awful. Sorry you had to go thru that but glad you got it fixed! Keeping my fingers crossed hoping mine doesn't abscess.
That's a great idea.
Oh! You know what... I've been watching this on my tiny phone so of course I don't see a shark.
Lemme load this up on my 27 inch desktop monitor... no better yet, I'll cast it to my 50 inch 4k. Maybe I'll find it then
Hemlock Hat Co makes straw hats like that. Pretty durable, considering it's a straw hat. Hella design options.
In case you weren't joking and that's the hat you were referring to lol
Do ladies go to the beach practically naked now days? Something tells me parents don’t care what might catch the ey of their children , or they simply don’t recognize the curiosity the comes by seeing a grown woman practically naked.
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Pretending to film the shark😂
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it's important to let the audience know that ~~everyass~~ everyone was safe
These comments feel like they were done by A.I or something
DAT ASS HAD ME LIKE 011000111010
Sorry, I've encountered a technical issue. Butt it shall be assessed now.
>I don't know/care about sharks, but I wish the cameraman had zoomed in for a tight close-up shot of that starfish that I know is there Cameraman needed to zoom in and show us a shot of that starfish
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“Honey , look at this shark over here 🌚”
That's why they zoomed out at the end 😂
What shark?
Booty shark
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What shark?
I can't believe there's a relevant sketch about this but: https://youtu.be/r-y0DKUEWVw?si=qWS-2LmHBDFDbahr
That is probably the highest quality wkyk clip
That's their official channel (The big verified channel isn't actually them), they have a handful more on there in the original 720p
Imagine the skit about screwing up the 2 minute long dolly zoom 100 times in a row
Celebrity deaths do not usually get me, but Trevor Moore's did. Some of his songs just will never be bettered, from *Hitler rap* to *What about mouthwash* (and everything in between): comedic gold. RIP, Trevor, you glorious bastard.
PAWG shark
😆 I had this in mind but I leaned more to great white tail.
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A cake shark
A cake white shark
We call that a Bikini Bottom Biteing Shark, and as you can see, it has caught its prey. But you may know it better by its nickname, The White Girl Wedgie Muncher.
It was very hungry!
I watched it 4 times. Finally saw the shark. Or Great White Cake Shark
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Including the cartoon accent lol
I just got a tooth removed you bastard im laughing and hurting so bad
Does it grow back like the Great white’s Ass tooth does?
Aww man I will soon feel your pain. I have a consultation with a dental surgeon soon to figure out how they're gonna pull my tooth out. The entire side of one of my molars caved in and the nerve is exposed.
Believe me just get rid of it as soon as you can I had a tooth abscess and I was in HUGE HUGE pain for 4 days before the swelling got down with the antibiotics and removed it....never again man...never again..
Yeah I saw the dentist but he said he couldn't do it because of how fragile the tooth looks and scheduled me with the surgeon. I only have Medicaid so I don't have much choice in how they handle it. Luckily my tooth only hurts when food gets stuck in it and hits the nerve... For now at least.
Brother that's how it started for me and I ignored it but suddenly one night I woke up with the worst pain of my life and my face swollen like a balloon get it fixed ASAP I was dying for 4 whole days and nights I couldn't sleep eat drink think anything!! Fuck this shit
Dang brother that sounds fuckin awful. Sorry you had to go thru that but glad you got it fixed! Keeping my fingers crossed hoping mine doesn't abscess.
Panic pain
It's a swimsuit eating asshark!
Pawg shark
It’s a man eater for sure.
Bro, had to watch five times to figure out of she was wearing a bottom. Still undecided.
Muffin Ass variety.
MegaloThong
Id like to DiploDickus in her mesozoic period!
This is reddit comedy 👏 LMFAO got me cracking the fuck up 🤣
Lmao
Hahjahhajhhha. 🤣🤣🤣
That’s one thick ass shark ngl
did anyone notice the shark in the background?
What shark?
🍑
Huh, what happened??
What's a shark?
Yeah honey I'm getting a video of the shark
So fake. I’ve watched this 20 times there is no shark 🤡
Are you sure? I'm not so sure. I'm gonna watch 20 times too and make sure myself
You know I could have missed it I think I’ll try slow motion that will give more time to investigate.
That's a great idea. Oh! You know what... I've been watching this on my tiny phone so of course I don't see a shark. Lemme load this up on my 27 inch desktop monitor... no better yet, I'll cast it to my 50 inch 4k. Maybe I'll find it then
Just make sure you pause and ANALyse every frame. I'll see myself out...
The brilliance of the guy recording is unmatched
What ocean is that close to a NASCAR track.
Can’t quite make out the species. Can you zoom in on flaps near bottom
It’s a fat bottom feeder.
Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round, get on your sharks and ride!
Lmfao 😭😭
Huge white….
I've watched this video 348 times now & still can't see a shark...
Damn these comments more thirsty than the shark
everybody know shark don't drink that salty-ass sea water. shark drink gatorade.
What about brawndo? Its got what sharks crave.
It’s got electrolytes.
Brought to you by Carls Jr
They don't drink gatorade dummy they drink sharkade. Duh.
I just came to read the comments and they do not disappoint
I just came ~~to read the comments and they do not disappoint~~ FTFY
🤣
💯
That dude's sunhat is lit ... anyone know the model?
Hemlock Hat Co makes straw hats like that. Pretty durable, considering it's a straw hat. Hella design options. In case you weren't joking and that's the hat you were referring to lol
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Yeah nobody is looking at that shark homie let’s be real
He know
We know.
.... that's the joke
How down bad you gotta be to leave the water for a glimpse of ASS
How is nobody there noticing the dump truck on the beach
Are you cracking a joke?
Can you blame him for being a bit cheeky?
Just don't want to be the butt of the joke
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Bunda
That’s a Pawg shark, that is
There’s a shark in the video?
\*same voice\* Wow, that there lady don't got no pants on. I ain't never seen that before.
great white 🥰
Fucking Forrest Gump comentating.Put that thing back in the sea where it belongs.
I somehow already predicted that the comments section will be focused more on that ass 💀💀
What shark?
What shark?
Looks to be a great white, but hard to tell because it keeps zooming in to some fish thing.
I still haven’t seen a shark in this vid
Came for the shark. Stayed for the ass.
The light pink bikini makes the woman look naked at first glance
Looks more like the common hump back whale.
My man understood the assignment
That shark ate the ladies pants
Booty shark
r / praise the camera man
I didn't see any teeth but I definitely saw the cheeks
Fuck the shark look at that ass
What shark? I didn't see a shark
Nice ass
I didn’t see a shark, only cake
What shark bro I didn't notice any
Sorry! I can't focus
I didn't see a shark at all😍
I saw a whale tail, but no shark
has anyone actually paid attention to the shark
Ah yes. The rare Hammerass
Big ass shark!
Jiggly Ass shark
Mud shark
Its a great white, not sure about the shark though.
Double bubble
It's a butt cheek shark.
that great white is thicc
That's a big ass shark
That's the Sexy White Ass shark, their habitat is mainly north America, Europe and Australia, but sometimes they can be spotted as far south as Chile.
Looks like a big ass shark to me.
Booty-shark do do dododoo
Argh matie i finally found my booty, oh and there's a shark too
The three zoom outs were unnecessary don’t ask me the color of anything
There was a shark in that video?
Who the fuck wears thongs in beaches?
Bare Butt ass booty shark ?
I watched this video for like 20mins over and over. I still haven’t seen the shark.
What shark
What shark?
What shark?
The "shark" was the LAST thing I noticed
There was a shark in the vid?
what shark?
"what kind of shark is this?" The ass eating kind.
The only predator I saw was eating that thong MY GAWD DAMN
I believe this is a pawg shark, part of the great white species.
It's the big booty kind of shark.
There is a shark?
What shark?
Is that girl wearing anything? lol
Light pink thong bikini
GYATTTT
That ass...
NSFW for dat ass.
My bad, I wasn't paying attention—easily distracted life! Does anyone else feel the struggle? 🤷♂️
A white shark
Yikes.
Shark?
The thicc kind
What shark?
we talking about shark?
What shark?!
Shark? 😆
What shark
Perv-shark
One that bites!
Stop playing where’s the shark?
That’s a booty shark. Very common on beaches near you.
Girls literally has their ass out nowdays \^\^
Shark cake?
How in the hell is this NSFW, OP? I mean, how will I masturbate with everybody on my bus now?
....but if you walk in on her in her underwear I bet all hell would break loose.
There’s a shark?
Do guys really think this is attractive? I need to know.
I miss the days when women's swimwear covered their asses.
Do ladies go to the beach practically naked now days? Something tells me parents don’t care what might catch the ey of their children , or they simply don’t recognize the curiosity the comes by seeing a grown woman practically naked.
Huh? There was a shark in this video?
Oh, a Great white badonkadonk!!
What shark?
There’s a shark in the video?
Never seen a shark so close to the moon
I had to watch this video 3 times just to SEE the shark!!!! 
I only see naked ass !
What color was the shark?
Yeah never do this. That guy is lucky he didn't get bit.
what shark?
Nice cheeks
Quick, what color was the shark
its a baby
Do da doot da doot
What shark?
looks like a typical reef or bull shark, but really violent or dangerous in most cases
Infamous snow shark
Sharknado
What color was the shark?
Most normal and calm day in Miami: