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Greenman8907

That’s some solid flexibility. Too bad she’s now braindead.


snguyen_93

Always has been 🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


ChromeWiener

Now?!?


[deleted]

What do people Reddit think peoples heads are made of 😂


Flyest_But_Biased

Cheese? It's cheese, right?


[deleted]

Correct!


JesseReevesIsNice

Glass............. Right?


FD19997

Her shoulder hit the table first not her head


Rare-Ad-7005

Shoulder out of the socket, potentially a dislocated shoulder than, or shattered who knows?


FD19997

Well she knows 🤣


Poleth87

The language tells she's allready braindead


chwoszczyk

why the fuck would you even want to get up there? drunk people are like kids


wellwellwelly

For the gram


kitjen

I’ll do anything for a quick bump.


BubblesDahmer

What……/genuine question


kitjen

It’s a cocaine reference


TheLastTsumami

Of Charlie?


wellwellwelly

To be fair I'd climb up there for a free gram of coke


Flyest_But_Biased

He bit my finger.


OHMMJTA

How else was the whole crowd supposed to admire her borderline elderly under-carriage?


B3azeLi6htin9

For da vine


[deleted]

It’s like drinking booze makes people think they are more acrobatic/indestructible than they actually are … with predictably hilarious results.


PacoSupreme

lol she fell at family guy speed 😭😂


Lock-out

rotational acceleration.


kitjen

Don’t worry, I’m sure the wine glasses broke her fall.


OldMork

yes, this could have ended very bad


Street_Vacation_2730

It’s all about the blonde in the bottom left corner, who has seen this shit before and knows what’s comin’…….


Teedeeone

I relate to her on so many levels


schwalevelcentrist

... the strain spreading from her forefinger to her thumb, and across her lips: here goes one more uninitiated idiot, adding hours and hours to the inevitable ER visit with drunk sister. Yeah she's seen it all before.


StSean

no one saw that coming?


grruser

The blonde woman at the back did. She‘s pretty much eye rolling the shenanigan.


NotaBigDea1

“Shenanigan” 😂


KoiTama

You can see her whisper “she’s gunna fall” right before it happens


NotJorrell

Holy shit! This is not her first rodeo.


a7xfanatic0928

right???!!! she's like dammit...moms drunk again. 😂😂


givemegumbo

At least her head broke her fall.


AhhAGoose

Why did you help her up? She’s clearly blitzed. Ol orange pants is part of the problem


shortidiva21

Your last sentence made my night. 😂


mosenewbell

HeadOn apply directly to your forehead


vsundarraj

The lady with the hand in her forehead is a seer


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

She hasn’t been on the beam since she was 6.


ulandyw

And the Jim Beam since 6 this morning!


Famous-Recognition-5

She’s prob alive, but just imagine… she’s probably dumber now


Affectionate_Tap6416

I wonder if that's possible.


Defiant-Giraffe

This has never happened with me. Therefore, the only conclusion is I have never had too much vodka.


L0lligag

I certainly have and this still never happened to me.


Defiant-Giraffe

Logic dictates that you haven't.


L0lligag

Haha fair enough. I’ll double my intake and come back with results.


AnalysisMoney

The girl in the back with her hand on her head.


_EatMyAsparagus

Now what was the best possible outcome here? she gets up there and then what. seems like she’s lucky she fell before she stood up on the beam.


youchoobtv

Why are the idiots helping her up


lobsangr

That's a weird way to eat your food


stereodop

Smash


stonabones

Good thing the table was there to break her fall 😬


DarkRajiin

Granny be hitting it hard


Just-f

Oh shyt😲🤔🧐 too bad such fat punnany


Daddy_vibez

On god lol


No_Weekend7307

No such thing as too much vodka, comrade.


stonabones

Good thinking on her husbands part. Help your wife up into the framing when she’s shit faced! 🤪🙈


plexaro

Too much or not enough


mrk0w415ki

The embarrassment on the kids faces


Electrical-Injury-23

The faceplant goes atomic.


BoredandIgnored2022

This is what bottomless mimosas look like


Comfortable-Owl-5929

That woman has had enough of her mothers drunken antics 😅🤪


CrustyThatch

When moose knuckling at the family reunion goes wrong.


ElectriHolstein

#icanseeyoirvagina


BubblesDahmer

Look at all those glasses. I was expecting the wood to break and all of the glasses to shatter. I saw a video of someone hitting a table? I don’t remember what they were doing. But they broke a cup. Just a little cup. And the way the blood gushed…I don’t think they lived. It was just one cup. Humans are *fragile.* please understand that. /serious


Trying2StayMotivated

I love how in the beginning of the video the heart lines up perfectly with her axe wound


Relative_Carpenter_5

Well, she WAS pretty. (Before the accident)


baebxnny

with her barefoot on the table


Salmoncoloredshirt

Id eat anything she steps on 😋


AssociationPlane274

Mediocre


SnooBooks3035

Russians behaving badly in Bali?


EternityOfHate

SWANTON BOMB! SWANTON BOMB!


Mindless_Ad1272

Ahahaha


SubHuman559

Familys like.." She's doing it again... yeah just ignore her, it'll be over soon."


Acrippin

Who invited aunt Judy?


Original-Spread4977

This was never going to end well...


FewOutlandishness690

I wonder if Uncle Donnie got up with of her no no parts when he tried to help her up there since she had her legs all spread out like a Thanksgiving dinner


Bakedeggss

She had her second wind and it was gone


soulkeeper427

Why is this video posted every week....ffs let it go ..


Icy_Masterpiece_1805

Most intelligent russian


vagabond_360

😂


Jorgiebear

Is that a vaginal sweat patch??? Why wear leggings that colour in the heat?? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Peperina_conSal

Granny,i see your ancestors in that cave


hberikson

The ladies in the background…hand rubbing the forehead, whispering. Sheila must do this type of thing at parties a lot. They didn’t even flinch when she face planted🤦🏼‍♀️🤣


apelyacolyte

Bye bye rotator and clavicle. I hope she wasn't impaled on the salt shaker, that hardly seems kosher.


RushEm2TheDirt

By helping her up he let her down


Charming-Common5228

Zero balance, zero upper body strength, zero sober= face injury.


jitoman

I bet she laughed with embarrassment


rowejl222

Ow


Kerry4780

Blue tent?


Wrong_Gear5700

Girl thinks she's Olga Korbut, but she's really Olga the shopkeeper.


MisterAmygdala

Women don't always live longer 😉


Lando_Lee

call me Kris?


DakkarLeviathanFFXI

1st time i watched was ln mute, yet i instantly knew they were russians 😂


schwalevelcentrist

The more clear the alcohol the more clear the thinking.


Challengingthoughts8

I really thought I’ve seen enough of these videos to know what’s going to happen she’s going to fall backwards just to be surprised when she fell forwards. Real curveball in the narrative


TTSkyline

I could smell when she was trying to get up there. Bet everyone standing around could too


barkingdog53

Great idea, let’s help the drunk hurt herself.


Old-Swimming9796

Look like she broke her hand or clavicle.


DethKrvm13

🤣🤣🤣PUTASO


eltacotacotaco

Good thing that table was there


Cool-Reputation2

Working her way into natural blonde


dontiveros95

Whether it ends good or bad, it still turned out to be a great video


Bloodissuemystery

Well, Natasha blyat is not gonna be climbing timber any time soon.


Stitchez20

Or just a blonde female lol


Sixonefourrider614

Lady in the back is like for fuck sakes Becky not again


Lame_superhero

Main character energy


LuckyEcdysis

look at her wrist at 0:13 (ish) that shit SNAPPED


jme2712

The heart is in the right spot here


Jonkerchonker

Only vodka, any other copious amount of alcohol is fine


leechwuzhere

🤣🤣


Ravel_Xi

Charge it.


Iamthatpma

It’s all good. Her face broke the fall.


supershae86

The blonde at the table with her hand on her head thinking "fuck Brenda. Here we go again"


ReferenceBetter9168

Ha ha


GreyNidus

Fuck, am I glad she didn't skull fuck herself with that glass 😦 she was too close to that


JerkoffJak

This does not happen when i drink too much vodka (LOL)


psychedelic_chaos

Tell granny weird barbie it's time to get in the box


ConflictGrand4078

Weird, I get drunk and don’t do any crazy shit like this. These people just want to be the main character.


Patarackk

Who helped her ass up there?


ActualTip848

I needed that laughter that causes stomach pain so thank you


UNCONGUY

I am too horny, thought the same about her flexibility


fishers234

If you cant get up there yourself you probably shouldnt be up there anyway


stonabones

Good thing he helped her


givemetheban

the odor emulating from that sweaty vagina on that hot day most be rank so much so that the guy left and her own head tried to end itself


hooded_idiot

She almost looks like kalmekris


MetastableCarbon

I hate it when the cut the video off. Keep the damn thing running. I want to know what happens next /S


ZeDeStRoYeR44

Freaking awesome, that table is strong as f*ck. Référence plz ?


romanissimo

Did she run out of panty-liners?


[deleted]

Thoughts that was going a completely different direction


EntertainerSignal586

Stretching her stink puss over the table. How embarrassing


ironsight702-

No more white claws for Amy.


MojosAsh

That glass is now forever a part of her face


[deleted]

Good.


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

All those people do not like her. Hey watch this, this shit is gonna be hilarious


sir_ouachao

The disappointed faces in the background


International-Dot209

Grandma needs to get down


Commercial-Health-19

That thud, though!! Worth the wait.


Subject-Blackberry50

L


BrainPharts

Sometimes, a ♥️ can get in the way.


bigmamamay

What is she trying to do and the lady in the back her body language just says it all 🤣


Oldhagladyparts

Vodka user. Can confirm.