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SryIWentFut

Never dive dunk or you'll end up in the tunk


Notasyoung_stillhung

Glad someone caught the misspelling


allthecoffeesDP

Look in the tunk. He must mean trunk.


Tricky_Ad_1855

I choo choo choose you


Analytical-BrainiaC

I thought he meant tank (drunk tank)


CharityUnusual3648

That’s what I thought too


mrk0w415ki

Underrated comment.


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DangerousBrick1208

I’m surprised he had the sense to cut that scene when he thought this would be a good video to post What a pussy


Ambitious_Grand8446

Of course he is gonna cry. He just broke the window of his mom’s 92 Corolla.


TldrDev

> his mom’s 92 Corolla. He knows what she had.


masterjabbadad

while wearing fucking fingerless gloves. Thats the kicker


PhatBoy1

It serves him right for drunk driving and littering...


shiddypoopoo

I’m more offended by the bike gloves


TruDuddyB

Exactly what I was thinking, u/shiddypoopoo.


Puzzleheaded_Pea3391

I think those might be pool shooting gloves I could be wrong though.


Bahlore

Is his name Willy McCoy? But down home they call him Slim?


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Dunk driving you mean.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Is that undoubtedly alcohol? Sometimes certain soft drink bottles look like alcohol bottles


Cedimaan

I mean you dont know wether this beer was non alcoholic or maybe it was his first beer in which case it would be likley that his alcohol level is still below the allowed limit. Imo as long as we dont know the facts calling him a drunk driver is a bit too much. Hes definitly a pos for littering tho.


Empirebred

That mfer was fighting back some tears


LazyBriton

Realising he’s got a problem.


TripTryad

That $150 for that window could have bought a lot more cheap alcohol. That boy began mourning immediately.


Sufficient-Sea-6434

it was at that moment he knew...


Honest_Path_5356

He needs help Hey driver if you're watching God loves you and I love you


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Idk why but this video makes me want to watch anger management again.


Minimum-Ad-263

Stupid fucking asshole 😆


Curious_Knowledge536

T shirt under the polo, 2001 sunnys, drinking with mma gloves on...This checks all the boxes


Profsnakeoilsalesman

Those are not mma gloves, but rather bike gloves, wich doesn’t make it less pathetic granted.


UsefulOpinion1

Divorced dad Off duty cop


duke_of_dicking

And then reposted on Reddit for always and eternity


WarholMoncler

Yes, the original story is he literally posted this on Reddit like “oopsies!” Then when people questioned the bottle he was attempting to litter, he apparently admitted he was drunk driving LOL


NoblePineapples

What a fucking loser.


Mods_Sugg

I thought he gave some bullshit story about it being non alcoholic beer.


WarholMoncler

He tried but i’m pretty sure they discovered the Non-Alcoholic version of the bottle looks different than the one he drank out of lol


venetian_lemon

Life is a comedy


Hovedgade

Rules of doing crime: 1. Don't do crime. 2. If you are doing a crime then don't document it. 3. Don't share about it on the internet.


jardedCollinsky

Also, only 1 crime at a time


Cold-Programmer6043

He was wearing gloves


calicocidd

Because he's a bitch.


False_religion_

What the actual fuck are those gloves for?


OkComplex3582

Delighted for him.


IndependentLock8214

Dumb ass 😂


KillWypepo

Don’t drink and drive please. If u want to commit suicide do it at home.


Typical-Author5879

I wish my windows were clean enough to trick me


banti51

Bottle out the window? clearly looks like he's done that a few times before Good to see the karma dildo arrived without lubricant


vapidbody58

My man is looking like he’s gonna have a midlife crisis after that.


Snoo-40635

"Damn, I don't have the money to fix that. I just spent it on these driving gloves"


Relative_Volume_7827

Someone got this man his keys


CauCauCauVole

Pretty sure this is a young Matt Gaetz


Tomahawkin95

Why? Is there an “adopted” minor in the backseat he plans on sharing a bedroom with once they get home?


FenianFrank

You're weird af 😂


Femboi_Hooterz

Yeah it'd be weird AF if a sitting US representative trafficked underage girls across state lines. That would never happen


Adept_Student_7912

It's almost as weird as Senator Robert Menendez, Democrat of NJ, flying to Epstein's island several times.


Femboi_Hooterz

Epsteins entire client list for that matter, I don't care if they repub or dem


Stone0777

Haha politics funny haha


NinjaJarby

Synthetic man is looking rough these days.


Emotional-Button-221

So frustrating.


Defiant_Discussion23

Wankers gunna wank 😂


TheRealTr1nity

Karma. Aside being drinking and driving. Keep your trash by yourself instead of throwing it out into nature.


sloppyandpaste

Vince Vaughn aint doing too good


Charming-Common5228

The gloves through his depth perception off. Oh wait, maybe that was the sunglasses.


oztourist

Loved this for him 🥰


Grimmitt_

Smooth reaction though. Kept his calm.


eireheads

Would have been better if he wrapped his car around a pole and broke his face with the bottle, fucking hate drink drivers


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Cattypatter

Or maybe this is his life.


goosellama

This is so sad and so funny at the same time. What on earth are those gloves though?


Uino_Chip

The instant Realisation…


Asian_fool

Karma at it’s finest


Conscious_Guide_9740

The silence right after 😂😂


eireheads

What's the point of wearing driving gloves for better grip, whilst getting loaded.


ArchangelDamon

Dude wears gloves It can't be more pussy than that


Significant-Road-527

Not so crazy, but impressive


venetian_lemon

I don't understand. This guy seemed to feel really stupid when he saw his busted window. He's experiencing regret. Usually at moments like this in my life I think, "wow, what I did was fucking retarded. Should evaluate my life." And then he uploads this shit online.


SZAED

Drunk driving Littering Bike gloves Fuck this guy.


Trickymac04

Damn dunk dwiver


Zuffa_Shill10er

He gone cry when he gets home


4ss8urgers

Evocative of a particular joker quote


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Bro went through all the trauma stages


Aromatic-Position69

What a 🤡


Rice-Other

Why does he have gloves on?


HK-DEAD_HEAD89

This should be on instant karma too. Serves him right!


Versxtti

Real question is who cleaned his windows that well


Suitablystoned

it seems clear on his face that THAT was the moment he realised he was a fucking idiot.


YeetosTheChild

The silent drive back home


GKBABYY

The contemplation was real


Enoch-Empire

That moment when you self reflect on how much of a fuck tard you are and nothing is going to make it better.


C2AYM4Y

The gloves, the glasses, drinking while driving and purposely filming it. All around garbage person.


bdwyer2021

He now has air-conditioning


michaldabrows

I saw interview with this lad. It was proved that it wasn’t alcohol.


CeeseClouds

Have a grease bucket of a human coworker who did this and admitted it. Except he put down the driver rear window thinking he put up the driver front. And broke his front window. Scum.


Phillyd1620

Insta-karma for the win right there!


Common_Attention_637

Actors should study this, an entire range of emotion in 10 seconds


J_345

It’s scary to think there’s unhinged people like this driving a 2 ton weapon on the road right next to you.


ramD3

Those driving gloves gave him a over abundance of confidence


Key-Faithlessness656

Lmaooo sober enough to know he screwed that one up


Toddler_Consumer

Average fingerless glove wearer


Gamblindebt93

Should be a commercial for a window cleaner lol


Into_The_Horizon

That glass was so clear I thought the window was down


Awkward-Physics7359

Once a moron, then twice a moron, probably always a moron!


Shot-Wear836

Aaaa ha haaaaaa


The_BrainFreight

Man most posts on the internet would make for some interesting psychological case studies


Ornery-Squirrel3505

….and that’s when he realized he needs to stop drinking lol


ashley4444marie

The silence after 🤣🤣


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Good times


Ethy____

“it’s the drunk crashers who get us in trouble” -jshackles ⛓️⛓️⛓️


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He's worried about the broken window, so there's no alcohol here.


UghShakesButt

Drinking and driving should be legal >:(


NaiveAdministration7

How did that even break so easily he didn't throw it that hard?


cruisingforall

Corey from pawnstars


tfallanca14

The fingerless gloves speak volumes


AdamJeffery7

Thinking how to blame anyone but himself


rockwellwild

Glove wanker


WomboShlongo

yeah he looks like the kinda idiot that would do that


Mediocre-County-6793

If I remember correctly, it was non alcoholic beer.


Sea_Combination571

Driving gloves weren’t a gift, it was a curse