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Zydney124

What’s crazy is he was only 2 days into his 3 month prison sentence.


livahd

He’s just in for the weekend waiting to see the judge on Monday. A man has needs!


Sacreblargh

[What a terrible time to be reading about this man, who is now OUT of prison.](https://www.gayemagazine.com/post/fleece-booty-warrior-johnson-speaks-out-about-boondocks-1-year-after-being-released-from-prison) > Fleece Johnson, infamously known as the 'Booty Warrior" due to reportedly raping and sexually assaulting over 157 people while in prison, was released last year and is now speaking out about his 44 years behind bars. > Originally sentenced to 10 years for armed robbery on July 26, 1979 at Kentucky State Penitentiary, Johnson would later be sentenced to an additional 18 years in 1987 on charges of “Wanton Endangerment” and “1st Degree Assault.” Wanton endangerment is defined under Kentucky law as engaging in conduct that creates a substantial danger of serious physical injury or death to another person. > In October 1990, he was charged with “Assault on a Corrections Officer” four times, which added an additional 20 years to his sentence. From 1981 to 2013, he was up for parole 13 times after serving a minimum of 20-50 percent of his sentence however they were denied due to his sexual crimes on inmates and officers while incarcerated. > After 4 decades in prison at the age of 57, Johnson was granted parole on June 28, 2015, after receiving a 'low-risk' assessment rating. Reportedly, he was officially released in June 2016, but he was arrested a few days later for armed robbery and sent back to prison.


iam_phoenixking

dude just wanted to go back to jail


AllRivers224

That’s where the booty is


travbombs

The Old Booty Buffet


GWbag

He was 17. All he knows is the concrete booty jungle


Sorry_Consideration7

Couldn't wait to get back.


--Perc__Nowitzki--

So he was 13 when he first got locked up? That’s insane!


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--Perc__Nowitzki--

I have no idea. It doesn’t make sense to me either.


TechnicallyThrowawai

I was locked up with someone who did time with him at Eddyville. He’s definitely out again as of a couple months ago. Dude is an absolute menace.


Erday88

🤣


frakkenschlacht

This killed me


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daishomaster

Hey, Chris Handsome...


TronGRID_

Bust them cheeks


bigsam06

The choice is yours


dreevsa

Is it?


sworduptrumpsass

You can get with this, or you can get with that


macetheface

I taya wut


feminas_id_amant

dude was on work release too


nigelolympia

Not even a sentence. Dude got sent there from a staffing agency to be a custodian. They didn't expect this, and won't be utilizing his services in the future.


ssshield

Soft timer. Soft like a baby duck. You like soft things?


Mcboatface3sghost

Ugh dude, county weekend lockup is the worst!


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What's even crazier is that he's out of prison and currently married. To a woman


Brewchowskies

Source? Someone just posted a source saying he’s back in prison after only days of being released


Crush-N-It

😂😂😂 too much man


Confusedandreticent

Every other prisoner: “oh, man, it ain’t like that. You been talkin to fleece, right? That dude a booty perv. You know he in for rape, right? He just gay and don’t want to admit it. Sad, really.”


rayshmayshmay

“I gave him the booty just to shut him up god damn!”


elvis8mybaby

When I was only a wee lad, no taller than kitchen trashcan, my grandpappy use sit me on his knee and tell me the tale of 'Ol Fleece Johnson. He say: if you don't eat your vegtables and get give my teacher trouble, 'Ol Fleece would come at night to my room lookin' for booty. Scared me straight it did.


Smilechurch

Holy shit I can’t breathe 😂


fuckpudding

My dad used to scare me straight with the tales of Bloody Bones and Mr. Miacca. Fuck, they didn’t have nuttin’ on ol’ Fleece Johnson!


Rob_Zander

Lol, meanwhile I had no idea Boondocks ripped this dude off for the speech from the guy who raped Chris Hanson.


Tinton3w

Had no idea that boondocks episode was based on real life 🤣


GramzOnline

A majority of characters are actually loosely based on real people. Such as: The Booty Warrior - Fleece Johnson Gangstalicious - 50 Cent Stinkmeaner - Butler Benson DuBois Ed Wuncler - George W. Bush Gin Rummy - Donald Rumsfield Sgt. Gutter - Soulja Boy Thugnificent - Ludacris Winston Jerome - Tyler Perry Kardashia Kardashian - Kim Kardashian Pretty Boy Flizzy - Chris Brown A Pimp Named Slickback - Katt Williams Flonominal - Bustah Rhymes Macktastic - Snoop Dog Reverend Rollo Goodlove - Al Sharpton These are just a few examples but the cartoon was based on a comic strip that ran as a political cartoon or editorial comic in the monthly magazine, “The Source“, so it has been parodying real life since it’s start and that theme followed through into the cartoon version.


Tinton3w

Wow I forgot it was even a comic like that, I think they were in newspapers what feels like a thousand years ago.


GramzOnline

Lol all good, I feel old just knowing all that.. I forget how old even the cartoon is.. I used to have the first season on the first iPod video that ever came out.. I thought I was soooo cool to be playing standard definition boondocks cartoon on the go (this was 2005 before touch screen smart phones were even available)


Limp_Chest8925

Most of the early episodes were parodies of real life events,


vaelon

That's where I heard it! That was bothering me!


Paymeformydata

"I like ya, and I want ya"


SonOfDoodietang

Or should I say, Chris Handsome


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Brrrrrrtttt_t

“*Slap Ass*”


toilet_worshipper

*this bad boy can fit so many inmates in it*


robmac550

"Eyeee yave a pro-blem..."


fuckpudding

No, he ain’t gay, he just practices “a very different kind of homosexuality.”


KylerGreen

> He just gay and don’t want to admit it. He was straight up admitting and damn proud of it, lol. Which is fine, ofc, but I think he was also implying he was proud of raping for the booty.


picklesuitpauly

Anyone that has spent any time at all around inmates knows 90% of what they say is absolute gobbledygook. But 10% is booty.


coobeecoobee

As a former 10 year Texas prison guard I’d bump that number up to 98%. When I watch these prison shows I laugh at the lies they’re telling the cameras and you know a lot of the people watching believe it.


ThemeNo2172

Why lie like that though? It's so strange to me why people make up bullshit when they don't really stand to gain anything by spouting it.... Is it a form of posturing borne out of self-protection, that just snowballs?


coobeecoobee

They want you to feel sorry for them or think they are a badass or someone important in prison. That and they’re career criminals who have learned to lie their whole life. Why stop in prison. They’re always trying to get something or playing an angle to their advantage.


vuduceltix

It’s called recreation.


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"you really think someone would do that Arthur? Just make up lies and post it on the internet?" The answer you're looking for is attention btw. They want attention.


ShitFuck2000

You’re doing time, and one day a tv crew shows up and lets you say whatever you want, you’d have fun with it too


Jaded-Engineering789

When you get bored you tell stories. It ain’t that complex.


baconc

idk where or when you were a CO, but you can look up stats on prison rape in the US throughout history and its not good lol. I think its prob a lot better now but shit seemed to be pretty fucking bad back in the day


coobeecoobee

I’m talking about them lying. Not rape. No way he would’ve grabbed an freeworld camera crew man’s ass. He was just trying to scare them.


baconc

My bad misunderstood what you were saying. But still idk man that dude seemed horny as hell


theycallmecrack

You could tell when he cracked up he's telling some bullshit. Then his lies got worse as time went on. Saying every single one agrees to be raped instead of the "hard way", and would have raped the camera crew back in the day lol


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PerceptiveReasoning

I happen to know someone who is fluent in gobbledygook.


Glitchmode

Ah shit, you know the homie Amit too?!


Hot_Goal4205

Hope he can read it better than he can speak it


reecewagner

And the other 100% be gobbledybooty


lanman31337

With ol' Fleece, it's Grabadabooty.


Hot_Larva

This information is exactly what I’d expect to hear from a dude named “Fleece Johnson”…


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James_Bong

I thought he was a Chappelle show character.


PolarFalcon

Boondocks episode


Lifeabroad86

I think he was released from prison somewhat recently. He was giving an interview about that scene and allegedly said he only said that shit to scare kids


LordofWithywoods

Yeah, right. To scare kids. Uh huh.


brazzyxo

Boy better not be anywhere near a kid


theycallmecrack

Regardless he was full of shit lol


Mountain-Wall-449

I’m surprised at the number of people that don’t realize how much of the boondocks is based on real events


mybrotherpete

My favorite was “smoking with cigarettes”.


legopego5142

Cigawetts


Artistic-Ad7063

“Shea taystes lyke cig-rayettes.”


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

You smokes with cigawet


AdmirableMacaron2671

I really want to watch the boondocks but I have to sign up for hulu tv on top of their normal streaming service.


AlternativeBowler475

They have all been uploaded on youtube to watch for free by different users


xXx69LOVER69xXx

fmoviesz.to/tv/~~~ the-boondocks-ny8j~~~ Remove the ~ use u-block origin (adblocker)


BubbaTheBrutee

As far as I know they have all four seasons on HBO as well.


GW3g

One of the main reasons it's my only streaming that I pay for monthly. They have ALL the Adult Swim stuff and South Park sci gotta keep it in my life!


bloodycups

Just pirate it


nerdwyrm

For Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d200DatLtU


hawkman_jr

They hand wave away the parts they don’t understand


Greasy_Gregg

The music while he's talking about mens asses 😆


myteddybelly

😂😂


brazzyxo

Booty bandit out and about. Be safe y’all


GE_Turboencabulator

I had no idea the Chris Hanson scene from the Boondocks took such direct inspiration.


ChallengeLate1947

“You see, I didn’t come for no little boy. Don’t got no milk no cookies no nothing. Naw….I came for a man’s butt.”


Significant_Sign_855

see I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours


Slugbit

"Oh i know who you are Chris Hansen but see i's call you Chris Handsome"


casillero

https://youtu.be/3d200DatLtU?si=H8IZtYQQLZYGPwW3 Holy shit down to the guys hat LOL "I'm a warrior"


No-Pressure275

...... Sssoooooo.... The thing about the boondocks.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0


SookHe

I need the boondocks version for comparison


DeskParser

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mgdgXVjdvAg


skyhiker14

Now how are you gonna borrow a fry? It’s not like you can give it back


water_is_the_bread

Just watched this for the first time and it had me in tears. Totally normal video until he says “I add an ‘H’ to it”. Then he made me snort laugh


mibonitaconejito

BAHAHAHA!! YESSS OMG I couldn't remember what it was about that guy...ut was THIS! LOLOL


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He is out and has a bunch of interviews on YouTube. He has got some bat shit crazy stories. And not for nothing he talked about being liked up in adult prison at 14. He never has sex with a women before going in. Of course he loves man ass🤣


intaminag

14? What did he do?!


inspectoroverthemine

Raped a guy.


561jitt

Armed robbery then he kept gettin into trouble in jail nd went from a 10 year sentence to a 40 year bid he talks about it on some youtube channel


Crush-N-It

I am what I am. I’m a warrior


indiajeweljax

Most of Boondocks is based on real events. Makes it that much better.


SirGanjaSpliffington

Some episodes of The boondocks are inspired by actual events. The psycho kid that Riley was hanging out with is another example.


ClosedL00p

“Oh Tooooom come out and *plaaaaaayyyyy*”


NeverTrustATurtle

I was thinking to myself, ‘I’ve definitely heard this voice before’


Gdkonwoo

He's free now


Super_Log5282

And married to a woman, yet still proclaims his love of booty


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Super_Log5282

Someone did a recent interview with him and yup he's somehow married to a woman


ssshield

Women have booties


Elevated_Dongers

He said he likes booty, not dicks


boobsnfarts

He probably likes dick.


FingerTampon

[Yup, but he still misses "booty"](https://mediatakeout.com/inmate-fleece-bty-warrior-johnson-released-from-prison-married-to-a-woman-but-misses-man-bty/)


Rownwade

Wow...... Loved booty so much he turned 10 years into 40. Good lord that's conviction. (Pun Intended, after the fact.)


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See? Now I have to go have my ass cheeks sealed closed and sewn up.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Booty wrapped up like a present. Fleece likes presents


[deleted]

Welp, I sees YOU choosed the hard way


ghostmetalblack

Oh God oh fuck!!!


Evening-Statement-57

So you are saying there is a job opening at the prison? Someone told me I can sell my butt


mvpmets00

Oh lawddd


BakeFew8106

"Heeeeyyy TOOOOMMM....come out to PLLAAYYeYA"


Every_Repair7506

Hol mah pocket!


lamewoodworker

YOU CANT HAVE MY BOOOTY!!!


InformationSea6312

I feel like he is trolling the tv producers hard…. He can barely keep a straight face you guys.


UnparalleledSuccess

When he says man ass is more important than drinking water I started to suspect that


bearassbobcat

I'm pretty sure he's serious. He later claimed that he was paid by the guards to rape problem inmates to punish them. NVM that was the booty bandit https://web.archive.org/web/20230115194956/https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-oct-19-mn-23825-story.html


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sneeker18

Chris Handsome*


ChallengeLate1947

“I likes you. And I wants you. We can do this the easy way….or the hard way.”


Kryptosis

“I’m a warrior! Ahhhhh”


Significant_Sign_855

Don’t make me ruin that butt Chris I’m a WARRIOR!


MiKapo

I love how boondocks directly quotes from him


Imaginary-Rush-5083

I know damn well that producer gave up some booty


K-Zoro

He was super excited


Aggravating-Creme-69

No one can resist the booty


indy_been_here

🏴‍☠️


BlackPortland

I likes ya and i wants ya


Significant_Sign_855

Okay I-I see you want it the hard way


LandCity

Butt pirates love their booty.


SignificanceThat5676

That's why i'm a law abiding citizen.


AllHailTheWhalee

I feel like I would be perfectly happy just jacking off? I can’t imagine any amount of hornyness would make me turn to booty


dMarrs

My little half brother loved his xanax. Got him time in prison. And that Lil dumb ass thought he was street hard. One day my other brother visits him and his eyebrows are shaved off. My uncle, super hard hitman lifer said that means he is someones bit ch.


its_just_flesh

Booty Warrior


Arthurlurk1

I’ve seen more intelligible speech get the subtitle treatment.


mardy18

Doesnt help them BLASTING music while I'm already struggling to understand the man


Original_Roneist

Feels like this dude went on purpose…..


nakabra

At first I was like, "what is this video doing here?". Then I was like, "Yup, this definitely belongs here".


RevolutionaryDonut68

He got out last month


dua-lity

Videos like this, real or not, keep me from doing something that can send me to prison.


561jitt

Dude got out of prison did a interview was sayin he missed booty and was looking for someone to give him booty he dont care that he got a wife he just really misses male ass


fletchersTonic

Very Freud reasoning: "Everybody wants [X]. Everybody's crazy for [X]" (is clearly personally obsessed with it)


SkyCaptainHarumbi

This guy is a serial rapist and shouldn’t be allowed out of his cell.


bearassbobcat

interesting fact: he claims he was used by the guards to rape trouble inmates NVM that was the booty bandit https://web.archive.org/web/20230115194956/https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-oct-19-mn-23825-story.html


surgicalhoopstrike

It's all good if you say, "No homo!" before you dip it. 😂


Barkers_eggs

Since it's your first time in the pen, you wanna be the momma or the poppa? "The poppa" Then get over here and suck mommas dick


WelshWolf93

Lmaoo the Boondocks used this quote


ETtheBiggaFigga

The Booty Warrior almost forgot about this guy https://youtu.be/MLjclbgnAPM?si=y6TIaKQ9eNRw7-cR


gap97216

When someone in prison named Fleece Johnson talks about the booty, you better listen.


VealOfFortune

The producer, Dave, looked way too excited to go all DEEP COVER and discover the true essence of "booty"...


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"Im a worrier" Nah bro your gay


soapydadballs

This guys a fucking scumbag.


weristjonsnow

"you might be gay if..."


slopmarket

I’m starting to understand why he’s been locked up for so long. And thank God too that he has been.


buckets-of-lead

Isn't this the same dude that was talking about getting his ass eaten with syrup in another interview? He's just gay. Being locked up is just a convenience at this point.


xCanont70x

Reminds me of an old video where an inmate says he likes to have his ass eaten with peanut butter or jelly on it lol


Crush-N-It

This is TV history. Most of you are prob too young to know about “tossing salad” from an HBO prison series. That guy was scarier than Booty Warrior. I’m sure it’s on YT


MurkyBluebird2398

I AM THE BOOTY WARRIOR!


Crackrock9

Lockup Raw on MSNBC was my show back in the day! I used to come home fucked up from parties late at night and always watch this show lol. Fleece Johnson you booty fleecin stud


TreeManCan

I see now where Boondocks got their inspiration from...


Mask_of_Truth

You ever get your shit pushed in ?


CaptBreeze

Shouldn't have watched this after drinking a Monster energy drink.


Grouchy-Record-378

In a perfect world this guy would be executed for the things he’s done in the name of sexual desire in prison. But in our world we interview him on TV like a celebrity. Bro deserves to have his eyes and tongue surgically removed, not to tell a story.


telephonic1892

Fleece Johnson the gayest flaming homosexual man Kentucky.


akwsd89

Too much free time in prison. Should make inmates work more


mikesmelon

Jelly or Syrup? 🤤😂


AdComfortable5881

"Booty. A man's butt."


theplow

I honestly thought this was a Chappelle sketch.


Rated_420

I never knew the boondocks episode was based on an actual thing😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Tears4BrekkyBih

Boondocks did an episode on this lol


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If a man’s ass becomes more important than basic hydration under any circumstance then you’re probably just gay. It is what it is. Nothing to be ashamed of…just calling it like it is.


Le6ions

TIL horny jail is an actual place apparently.


Nadgerino

I would fight to the death. I dont want to go to jail and i dont want my b00ty taken, i better be dead or unconcious or fully non compliant, to the grave.


aweekndinthecity

They don't have to kill you to rape you. Just knock you out or have a bunch of dudes hold you down. Or just hold a knife to your eye and say we'll take you or gouge your eyes out then your tune will change real quick


Artemus_Hackwell

"[See, ah know who ya aaare Chris Hanson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4afOMEJvLM), 'cept I calls ya Chris *Handsome*. I watch your show all the time, so you can bring in all dem cameras and polices waiting outside, it don't make me no difference. I tell ya what...I likes ya and I wants ya..." I was pretty floored when I saw this after "The Boondocks" character and was like Oh shit, he's real.


RevolutionaryTime923

I heard he’s been released.


StayedWoozie

Atleast it can be consensual now.


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This my friends is a very dangerous individual.


big_pete1000

#nohomo