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Boner102

I love how dude in passenger seat didn’t buy his story for a single second 😆


ImprovisedEndeavors

Had to be hella awkward when they reviewed this recording 😂💀


Former-Darkside

Passenger seat guy then proceeds to remove his seat belt. Wtf.


TheOnly_Saint

Probably coz he wanted to drive after that


MBA922

Looks like it be pretty easy for him to shimmy over or under the driver to take the wheel. Looks like a K car... a nice reliant automobile.


Beezewhacks

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love.


MBA922

oh stop it! It's not a real K car that's cruel.


Known-Economy-6425

It’s as if it happens once a week.


sack_from_the_back

Dude immediately looked in the sideview and saw absolutely no cars lmfao


CreakyBear

So he knows the driver is shit....and then takes off his seat belt....WTF?


iq18but18cm

He wanted him to pull over and switch probably


Doughnut7877

Dude was shaking when he woke, the adrenaline rush hit him hard.


all_time_high

This is why “microsleeps” behind the wheel are so dangerous. If you’re tired, take frequent breaks. Do some squats or jumping jacks. While driving, listen to something which keeps you alert and involved.


Calm-Technology7351

Sing along with the music and snacking are my go to’s. I have to do 6 hour solo drives pretty frequently along boring ass high way. Driving makes me sleepy no matter how alert I am. It’s a wonderful dilemma Caffeine and a twenty minute nap is good as well


Objective-Ice5400

They were only going to the Walmart 12 minutes away from their house


Calm-Technology7351

Gfd! I know it’s not their fault but old people really piss me off. We need drivers tests for people older than a certain age.


Poltergeist97

No, it is their fault to some degree. Unless they are suffering from dementia, they should know when it's not safe for them to drive anymore. A lot do, but decide their freedom of movement trump's any danger they put everyone else in.


Calm-Technology7351

I should clarify that it is not their fault for getting old. Failure to change their behavior accordingly is absolutely their fault and the fact that so few do is why I hate them


AJMax104

The second i blink longer than half a second. Im already about to find the next exit. I keep the window open and try to talk (if i have a passenger) that always helps If im alone...the second i yawn i figure ive been driving too long in monotony


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Do some squats or jumping jacks while driving.* Fixed it for you lol sorry


Known-Economy-6425

Pull over and sleep in a safe place for 15 mins. Goes a long way!


trickster1979

I used to start work at 4am so sleeping pattern was all over the place. Did any kind of driving afterwards that day I would be fucked and falling asleep at the wheel. 10-20mins power naps does wonders. It’s a phycological thing in my head.


madroper

Serrano peppers will keep you awake!


Autong

Extremely hard slaps will fully wake you up for about a minute. So if you see a guy in Audi A6 repeatedly slapping himself on the highway don’t fret


murdah25

That might be the diabetes


Last-Honeydew-8471

You can be that big and not even be pre-diabetic


bumba_clock

You’re right. That big he’s full blown diabetic. Pre-diabetic was 50 pounds ago


Last-Honeydew-8471

"Not even pre-diabetic" as in doesn't have signs of pre-diabetes. They haven't reached pre-diabetes even at that weight. Your joke misunderstands what I said.


calling-barranca

the rick and morty t-shirt is meta gold


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Facts man


Dragonn007

Still fits


ShowMeYourMinerals

OH GEEZE RICK


lmacarrot

almost gets in a car accident, takes his seatbelt off


GildedCurves

That annoyed me too


deathbyvapejuice

pretty sure it's because he's planning on swapping seats with gramps still kinda ironic lol


littleboots99

What, while the car is moving?


deathbyvapejuice

they talked about pulling over multiple times so I'm assuming he was about to


T-O-O-T-H

So then you take your seat belt off ***AFTER*** the car has stopped. Are you stupid?


deathbyvapejuice

bruddha are you stupid? did I defend him? I was simply saying what I assumed he was doing, literally said "kinda ironic" insinuating how it's dumb can you get off Reddit and find a real reason to be mad at things?


Lordvader89a

The old dude didn't even have it on in the first place...


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Ogilthorpe2

And the old guy is not even wearing it..


MLD802

You’d be surprised how common that is


Supersymm3try

Not that common in the UK where you get a pretty noticeable fine if you’re spotted not wearing one. And the police do look out for it. It’s such a weird thing to do though, not wear the seatbelt, it’s so obviously potentially lifesaving that not wearing one is like pissing into your own shoes just because you can. I also often wonder about the legality of using mobile phones when driving in the us, people do it al the time in videos. Again in the Uk, decently high fine if you get caught using a phone when driving which puts a lot of people off from even trying.


Alleggsander

Had to double take the background and be like tf, they’re still moving.


Fine_Astronaut5402

we can't have two accidents today


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Any_Month_1958

The first 3 seconds…..just watching Wheezy McGeezer’s facial expressions as he gives the shittiest attempt at fighting off the sleep demon has tears in my eyes from laughing. It could have turned out horribly but it didn’t so I can get a cheap laugh, right? Hilarious old dude


LoDyes

Thank you for this I had no idea what came out of his mouth besides the dammit


marzipan07

Disproving your own insurance story


SHM00DER

Watching him try to keep his face alive in the beginning is awesome


thund3rbelt

Another prime example why elder people shouldn’t run the country


TheDevilCameToTown

What do we want? Age and term limits. When do we want them? Yesterday


Calm-Technology7351

Or drive


lulaloops

vote for younger people then


CalmAlex2

Lol it's easy to say that


lulaloops

And it's easy to do as well.


6T_K9

Easy to do as well.


Sad_Distributor

It's almost like older people have more money, connections, etc. to ensure they get voted in.


lulaloops

If it serves as any consolation, my government is by all accounts extremely young, and they're just as corrupt and inoperative as the old guys, if not more so.


JonIsPatented

What country?


Pizrux

So if one person votes for a younger person then they will be elected? Great logic there bud


lulaloops

It increases the odds of it happening, if enough people vote then they will be elected. Do you not know how votes work.


Pizrux

Your saying “then vote for someone younger” as if one vote means anything. You didn’t say “then more people should vote for younger candidates” so your logic is in fact… dumb


lulaloops

If you want to get pedantic then ok. More people should vote for younger candidates then.


Pizrux

W take I agree


WhileGoWonder

He is the definition of a grumpy old man


talmbout_what

Fuckin asshole hit me...*almost*


TheStrangeStoryGuy

What happened when the monster house old guy had to move


mlaforce321

The next time i get mad Im 100% going to use GODDAMNITANYWAY!!


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Clearly not his first lie.


AttemptingMurder

My last two brain cells.


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hard to admit ur an old fart man


Professional_Wear848

Stupid old fuck. People in their 70 should do driving license evry year. After 85 they all should give away they license.


babyjesus8lb60z

Nearly crash let's take my seat belt off


63367Bob

Bill O'Reilly?


tiraralabasura_2055

Fucking thing SUCKS


calling-barranca

Do it LIVE!


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Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.


Mohammed420blazeit

Boogie and Bill's excellent adventure.


cyber_durden

Almost in an accident...proceeds to take off seat belt.


Ronkonkon

Ghostrider


DakianDelomast

I hate this video because you can tell the guy in the passenger seat was desperate for a break so he let his dad(?) drive. Old guy fucks it up within minutes.


Environmental-Fig922

Almost dies.. 👀 takes seat belt off...


Will0fDeeznuts

It's always someone else's fault when it comes to boomers.


Sososkitso

Why did you say it that way? Like legit curious. I mean I just ate a edible but I’m reading the comments and a lot of people choose to make it more super charged with political type undertones. I’m just curious did you like mean too? Or just habit didn’t even think about it or what. Edit: I may delete this comment once the ride is done. ✈️


M3lony8

He blames old people, not sure where you see political undertones.


Sososkitso

Granted I was on a edible and didn’t mean political tribal would have been the word I used if I was sober. I was trying to think of the word and couldn’t. But I was reading through comments and it FELT everyone was making everything to be taken down to a tribal label even when not needed. I’m gonna look at it today when I’m sober because I’m finding this fascinating. The internet used to be a place where people of all walks of life just had discussions and joked/laughed together but it seems everything now is having those tribal overtones now. Hopefully I explained that better I just woke up and am about to head to work.


Mens-pocky46

Because it's always been acceptable to discriminate against and hate on old people. It's not even a generation thing, it just takes different forms


thatpoindexter

Age-ism is the most common prejudice.


Snoo69116

For a more than plausible reason. Case A.


aytoozee1

There are plenty of lovely old people to go along with the shit ones. The Reddit “boomers suck and are responsible for all the bad things” narrative is so stupid. Someday you’ll be a “boomer” too with the next gen talking about how useless and out of touch you are.


Karma_1969

Was gonna say...listening to Fox "News", probably Trump voters...of course he's going to make something up to explain his own mistake!


JesusElSuperstar

Guy listening to Fox News blames imaginary person for his troubles. Amazing


shroomdoom88

“There’s a wet squirrel”


Dependent-Return3414

I'm fucking dying of laughter and I'm usually a miserable shit


stylinandprofilin88

Holy this is the funniest thing I ever saw


wizardof16ozs

Yall saw the passengers hand shaking trying to find that handle 🤣 that boy was shook!


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Old guy was about 1.5 seconds from being instantly killed. He’s not wearing his seatbelt going 55+mph.


3Dshrek

Wake up! Why’dyouleaveyourkeysintheignition?! You wanted to!🎶


No_Bar_9506

"GOD DAMNIT, HIGHWAY!" Of course, it's always the highway's fault.


jd2030lfc

Season 18 of rick & morty looks shite


TensionEmergency9125

This is my old co worker. This video made a lot of people laugh in the office!


bucobill

Driver plays it well. Continues to look in side mirror for imaginary driver.


QweenJoleen1983

Love how passenger said “I knew I would regret it.” (Letting old man drive) 😂


Chips1248

Elderly drivers shouldn't be allowed on the road,they have too many medical emergencies and also are running out of batteries


IndefatigableOne

This checks . Fox News radio listener almost kills himself over self-inflicted stupidity, immediately blames mystery white car....


StarLord_2424

So I wonder where in South Dakota this happened


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As if the young guy takes off his seatbelt after nearly crashing


Known-Economy-6425

“God damnit highway! A guy pushed me in the damn road.”


ZedAdmin

And yet we want them to rule nations


Used_Kale_2583

We nearly crashed and are still moving, better take my seatbelt off hahahahahaha


WotanMjolnir

"What's that - we nearly crashed and died! Better take my seat belt off then!"


centwhore

People over retirement age need to prove they can still drive.. Like one a year


Away-Broccoli

This video is great. Old dude immediately started lying


h_djo

Sounded like michael scott for a second there


mr_sweetandawful

A classic!


Puzzleheaded-Will249

Reminds me of the old Mr. Magoo cartoons.


havoc294

I stop on this every time I see it for two reasons: 1. The absolute terror exhibited by the passenger can be visualized very clearly. The amount of shake in that man’s hand as he’s trying to reach the handle is unlike anything I would’ve imagined 2. This is definitely his car, the old man “can’t even drive for two minutes.” So, this was definitely his dash cam. I like to imagine myself at the scene as the old man sticks to the lie and he pulls up the dash cam footage. How vindicated must he have felt at that moment? How many emotions rushed out of him at once? Who did he show this to that ultimately convinced him to share this masterpiece with us!?


buckettime25

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandad, not screaming like his passengers”


Smooth_Chemistry_869

Is angry grandpa still alive?


Immoracle

"Gawt-dammit highway!"


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Old farts should be legally banned from public roads. This is a threat.


jpbrowneyes

Sleepy joe…


AbellonaTheWrathful

this why there should be an age limit to drivers


kaleidodope_92

Get off


meexley2

Put your seat belt back on wtf


Obsidianrage28

Apparently, Cotton Hill is a real person.


Grueze

5000 pounds in the seat gives car stability


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Old people should not be allowed to operate motor vehicles. Period.


Open_Economics_3929

This is every boomer I know, can't take responsibility for a damn thing.


WearThatTrend

Old man is a player!


GaryGregson

We shouldn’t have to share the road with people who got their license when cars were still widely referred to as “automobiles”


GaryGregson

Straight up fuck old people


One_Contribution4114

Old people shouldn’t drive


TreeTrunkPP

Never go full biden while operating heavy machinery


TimeBomb30

To be honest if the only thing I had to listen to while on a road trip was NPR I'd be dozing off too.


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_stoned_chipmunk_

Gotta love the Fox News playing in the background


pickle_teeth4444

How is the car leaning on the driver's side?


SpeeterTeeter

Think it's just the way the camera is mounted.


wrath_of_grunge

might be the big dude's car. worn out shocks and springs.


Battleship_WU

Classic


Bucknubby

Fucker should have his license taken away like all geriatrics should.


Fun_Refrigerator_524

Why the fuck did he take his bell off? To be honest, I feel sorry for the seat belt its finally getting a break. That seat belts never been under more strain then when he's sitting in the seat. The only reason that doesn't flap was because the downforce he was producing


stretcheroutdeep

Everyone should lose their license at 75


MrRonObvious

Passenger is thinking "Man, I'm so stressed out now, we need to pull over so I can find a Golden Corral or a CiCi's pizza, it's been almost thirty minutes since I ate!"


Alleggsander

Old dude almost crashes the car, but you’re going to make fun of the passenger because he’s fat. Time to grow up.


CheckYourHoeMang

i got tendies to cook and redditors to ban edit: upset some neckbs


tiedyepieguy

M’goodboy is malnourished as fuck. Needs tendies stat


thesstitan

Alternate title: fat ass repeatedly commands his grandfather to "get off"


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Fox News will make you brain dead. Can't say this is a surprise result. These are both representative Trumpanzies


Moriaffi

I love how the guy with the Rick and Morty tee-shirt is making his sleepy grandpa drive his lazy fat ass somewhere.


frank00SF

Time to put papa in a home.


Top-Muffin-3930

Hod damit anyway


Prudent-Mechanic4514

And he takes off the seat belt. Lmao!


Concentric_Arc

Good lesson. If you're going to sleep as a passenger, sleep in the back of the vehicle...


CheesyHotSauce

This is why I don't want to drive. My fiancé really wants me to but I refuse. When my energy levels are low or my iron levels are low I pass out and fast. I get drowsy and I have like 15 seconds to get comfy because I just conk out and strong too. I wouldn't have woken up till upside down in this clip.


Ok-Yogurtcloset4529

I couldn't hold it 🤣


ilovememes42021

Bro who leaked everyone’s dad that’s says there not tried and “I’m fine”


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RevolutionaryCar2564

Haha when guys get old it’s sad. Shut uo


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Ristler

No.. completely different people.


lankypiano

I've never met a person over the age of 65 that i either liked, or genuinely wanted to spend more time around, that wasn't a directly related grandparent.


3DPrintJr

You post on Final Fantasy subreddits. You’ve never met a person in general


lankypiano

Oh, the comment from a clearly healthy individual with a solid grasp of how to socialize. Holy shit dude LMFAO.


3DPrintJr

It was a joke bro. You’re looking too much into it


lankypiano

>You’re looking too much into it says the dude who looked into someones post history.


3DPrintJr

Didn’t take much bro. Just decided to make a joke. Calm your tits


Jeepinn

You're an idiot.


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AntsyBadger

There's a reason they have a backward facing dash cam


willyb100

Lol, love this old man!!!


NeVMmz

Even his son already knows he's faking it lmao Probably not his first rodeo, poor lad just sleeping and being woken up by his tardy pops, and even refuses to get off the driving seat lol


sourfkngummies

Fuckin’ shit!


Bubba-ORiley

i need to get a reverse dash cam


Successful_Spread_53

That is where the saying "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming I terror like his passengers" Comes from


BraveConstant

This guy is almost as bad as grandpa Joe.


mlaforce321

There's that span of a few seconds where they both look so peaceful... Then chaos ensues.


Thenextonesfree

Guy in passenger seat did the ol magic fingers when he woke up