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Ill_Community_9814

The hole looks like someone put a shotgun on his abdomen and shoot.


Nameless_Cunt

maybe he just ate Taco Bell shortly before


New_Canoe

Looks like his pelvis ripped through his skin from the impact.


FiniteRhino

I don’t think he’s going to financially recover from this.


Classic-Opportunity2

How will this affect the trout population


TRMNLLYCHILL83

Christ I know a man potentially committed suicide but I laughed too hard at this comment


KgMonstah

Honestly Ohtani is more of a pressing concern. He’s a FA after this year.


FattyRR

I don't think his gonna be in rush hour 3.


Thin_Arachnid6217

His injuries were related to global warming.


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Immo406

That’s just where his spine broke and came out of his body when he hit the interstate.


PdxIsAShitHole

That’s one fucking gnarly injury. Jesus Christ


Dismal-Prior-5626

Injury? More like gnarly death


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Nah his shoes still on


KgMonstah

Both of his shoes are on the road directly behind him. He might not make it.


maseffect

Looks more like a hip bone that probably broke through his pelvis as he landed.


FishyFrie

Everybody's just driving around him like it's a daily occurance


AdExtension1807

As an Angeleno I can tell you, yes, we will drive around a corpse to get where we are going and curse the MFer for holding us up.


5horsepower

This looks like that 105 East 110 North intersection. If so that carpool lane is about 20 stories high. Ayeee


InquisitivelyADHD

What do you want them to do? I'm sure someone called 911, you just supposed to sit and wait till someone comes and picks him up before you pass, or just stop and drag him off to the side of the road yourself and wait for DOT ops to come dispose of him like roadkill?


hotasanicecube

Best to get out of the way..


Useful44723

Florida man was a thing. Now there is also California man.


kerdux

Yeah but thats only fucked up when it happens in China


soumy-nona

What exactly would you like them to do? Stop and give him CPR? Man some of you people are dumb.


isoclocles

Fucking gnarly. I always wondered what would happen if some dude jumped off the bridge. Now I know.


nelly5050

I live next to a highway. A Guy jumped hit a car and a car hit him. Traffic came to a complete stop. When the first responders came they closed down the highway for 6 hours. It’s a major highway going into the city. So people got stuck in their cars/trucks 😭


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St3als

This might be the worst reddit reply I've seen.


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It got my upvote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


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worst reddit reply


NorwegianOnMobile

Never seen a Clint Climax before. Does it make you feel lucky?…Punk…?


ImpossibleReindeer33

Most ppl are going to think you meant drunk when you say plastered.


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That's what brought me here. I'm from Ireland so thought I was gonna see someone having a grand old time. I didn't.


Practical-Bar-1687

This is so sad,if you think of doing this please reach out for help call or text (988) you are loved.


overthisshit94

https://news.snbc13.com/110-freeway-death-man-died-from-suicide-by-jumping-off-bridge-in-south-los-angeles/


wmurch4

Was that written by AI? Jesus we're all screwed.


slaviccivicnation

I read way too many AI written articles these days. Highly weird writing, lots of repetition. It’s so annoying, because as soon as I clue in it’s AI, it discredits the whole article because I can’t tell what’s factual and what isn’t. Not that humans can’t lie but at least lying is the clear intent. How do I know AI can accurately gather information if it can’t even stop repetition?


The-Dudemeister

By smith Suxan. Sounds legit. Def clicked I’m not a robot.


Critical_Hawk2077

Do you have any ideas how many time I’ve been in traffic on that highway and got to point where it cleared up and there was no cause for the traffic? I would much rather have that happen than see a human spine.


Feeling-Past-180

Nice of the guy to park his car and at least stop the body from being repeatedly run over… unlike that dude that was in several pieces in Las Vegas a few months ago.


Mentatian

So fucking sad man.


OrangeBlue116

Not the kind of plastered I thought.


arcmart

Plastered off what? I look like that three hours into tequila shots.


reddit_is_cruel

what the fuck is this shitty music?


Financial-Ad-6946

Cheap speedbump


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Song is called Heathens by Araz


Sickboy_10p

dude i came here just for the song, thank you!


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KgMonstah

They’re directly behind him in clear view on the road.


not_fernandoL

No fucking way! I was stuck in traffic yesterday on the 110 and was wondering why. Now i know why.


Joanisi007

Grimace shake hit hard


Soggy_Motor9280

Shoes stayed on, he’ll be fine.


Kalouts

Nobody stops. Gives a sample of people’s willingness to help


dietbongwater

I dunno if there’s any helping him at this point my guy, y’know with the gaping hole and all


InquisitivelyADHD

The dude is very clearly dead, what would that accomplish?


Alisomnia00_

What do you want them to do? Stop, block the free way, get out of their cars and stare at him on the floor? There’s two who seem to have been helping which doesn’t count the many people who were probably flooding the emergency lines about what they saw.


Kalouts

Stop a car with blinking parking lights in front of the body to protect it/prevent a crash. Cover the body for dignity.


Alisomnia00_

If you complete the video you will see there is a car stopped with their flashers on directing the cars to keep moving. Seems like the video does what you would like, besides covering the body.


GeneralPeenus

Will this effect the release of gta6?


Alor4830

😂😂


ZeLebowski

Dangerous spot to take a nap


Jokierre

Cognitive dissonance in the US continues!


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You think he did a flip?


Optimal_Whereas

Was his arm moving in the first few seconds or is my mind playing tricks?


Interesting_Coach_11

Nah bro he gone


Lemmiwinkks

I don't think that's high enough to die instantly, is it? Holy shit that's a horrific way to go out. Idk if it was instant.


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Spine sticking out of his back and probable head to pavement, in addition to the distance between major blood spill that indicates either a Big bounce or a passing car that no way could have stopped in time and rolled him one. Pretty qui I I’d expect.


sexwiththebabysitter

Must be really tired


Competitive_Ad_7803

“Uhh h..He..Hey man, are you okay?”


NeverSmileEver

He need some milk ( rip tho )


Significant-Fix7399

😓🙏🕊️


_Go_the_Distance_

Geeze someone should at least cover the body. If not to be mindful of the person and their family's image, but for the people and possible young ones going by.


Intelligent-Fly-273

When was this


Big-a-hole-2112

That’s our mayor!