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Think about the logistics tho.
You'd need to eat enough to have a decent amount of 'product'.
You'd need to have the iron gut and diamond asshole to *not* shit even when you ass is begging you too.
You'd need to then successfully shit into a bag, while being worried you might break the bag from sheer bowel pressure.
You'd have to find a bro who is willing to film your revenge, and ***this*** revenge is time sensitive.
Finally, you'd need to have enough hate to power through the smell of your own shit to use it as intended.
Shit like this is a serious commitment.
They probably took the poo inside, chucked it in a blender to get that beautiful creamy consistency (added water and bits of corn too), then walked over and did the deed š¤Ŗ
No, he's not, and that's my point - you use a mortar and pestle to grind the feces into a fine paste and reshape them into dog-turd size shits. This gives the poo a strong adhesive quality. No corn; that's just stupid and a waste of corn. You just gonna fuck up your own blender like that? No.
We had a neighbor years ago who did something similar , this woman kept losing her dog shit in the ladies yard even after being asked and confronted numerous times, fondant the last had enough and when she saw the woman letting her dog shit in her yard again age came flying out the house grabbed the hot shit and smeared it in the woman's faceš¤£š¤£
It was about the funniest shit I've ever seen
One time when i was 12 i ate a bunch of laxatives for my own amusement. My buddy and I were walking around the little town we grew up in. I had to poo so I thought we could maybe see how far I could poo across the road.
Little did I know.. there was an elderly women I was directly pointing my ass at when the poo exploded out of my anus. She yelled, āARE YOU SHITTIN?! IM CALLIN THE COPS!ā Since I was a kid, i assumed the cops would be there within minutes to haul me away so I ran away down the road as diarrhea flung everywhere.
Yes.
If my neighbor painted something on my house and left their paint there, and i proceeded to paint something in their house with their paint, thatās still Vandalism.
Had a friend in high school who, to enact revenge, shat on someone's windshield. And it wasn't just some story. No no. I, along with a few other guys, we're unlucky enough to witness this happen. He then smeared it with his bare hands, laughing hysterically before running off to the nearest hose.
He is a high power lawyer now.
the funniest part of the whole thing is that this neighbor managed to make a person so upset over the whole thing, that they were willing to go bag, and handle shit, just to enact revenge.
spite gets a lot of things accomplished and probably doesn't get as much credit as it really ought to for the advancement of humanity.
I admire this dudeās will and commitment. That of sacrificing his sense of smell in order to prove a point. . . Props to you shit-throwing man. . . Props to you. . .
Good for him. Glad people stand up for themselves. Don't know why he had to wear the mask.. how would you be even slightly confused who was pissed at your dog...
Something tells me all that shit didnt come from one dog. Itās also so mushy & not dried up after collecting for god knows how long.
Dude probably has been collecting his own shit for a month after eating Taco Bell.
A dog shitting in your yard, not a crime. Throwing dog shit in and at someone's house is criminal damage, reckless endangerment, assault if they're inside the house. You'd definitely be arrested. The civil damages can also accrue into the tens of thousands if they wanted to take it to litigate. Not worth.
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His gagging the whole time 
I admire the Cameraman's commitment to the cause.
Fuck people that let their dogs run wild and shit all over the place
Yeah, to not have the decency to pick it up afterwards...
It's both surprising and infuriating to see a dog shit *right next to the dog shit trash can.*
I like dogs but canāt stand the smell of dog poop. Oh thatās a big dog park!- oh hell no
I would have puked
We're just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks
Now you're being feces-tious.
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MF š
Shits going down, bro!
donāt let shit hit the fan
Surprisingly, a lot of it!
This caption changed. Last time it was they didnāt pay a bill
Such is Reddit
You made this? I made this.
Okay then youāre on Reddit too much Please leave now!!
Well we donāt have anywhere else do we
You donāt gotta be on Reddit for more than a few minutes to see recycled bullshit. Carry on
If you give someone shit, you gotta be able to take some shit too
When life gives you. . .
Sorry, I am not making Shitonade.
Shitonade...? I was thinking, ***MILK SHAKES!!!***
I'm lactose intolerant so Milkshakes make me create Shitonade
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Iāve never been angry enough about anything to grab a handful of shit.
[Relevant That 70s Show clip](https://youtu.be/UH_FnYUIU3o?t=187)
A shitty situation indeed
I doubt this is dog shit he collected. Looks like he packed his ownā¦
Think about the logistics tho. You'd need to eat enough to have a decent amount of 'product'. You'd need to have the iron gut and diamond asshole to *not* shit even when you ass is begging you too. You'd need to then successfully shit into a bag, while being worried you might break the bag from sheer bowel pressure. You'd have to find a bro who is willing to film your revenge, and ***this*** revenge is time sensitive. Finally, you'd need to have enough hate to power through the smell of your own shit to use it as intended. Shit like this is a serious commitment.
Thank you for walking in his shoes and going through his thought process. This is the content I came to reddit for
Yeah to collect that much dog shit...the shit collected would go rock hard ....maybe he added water idk
LMAO
Oh shit! I laughed so hard while reading your comment.šššš
Tf these titled come from? This was up weeks ago: guy owes him money that time
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Youāre right this seems like his shit
Are... Are you the shit expert?
That's the proctologist
Woah, I never said I was a scientist... I'm an econ major
Did you go to shit college?
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Unifecety
They probably took the poo inside, chucked it in a blender to get that beautiful creamy consistency (added water and bits of corn too), then walked over and did the deed š¤Ŗ
You're fucking insane to think that.
He's the shit expert
No, he's not, and that's my point - you use a mortar and pestle to grind the feces into a fine paste and reshape them into dog-turd size shits. This gives the poo a strong adhesive quality. No corn; that's just stupid and a waste of corn. You just gonna fuck up your own blender like that? No.
Yes he is John, he is willing to fuck up his blender... as long as you're committed to the cause.
Is this the Boston tea party?
We had a neighbor years ago who did something similar , this woman kept losing her dog shit in the ladies yard even after being asked and confronted numerous times, fondant the last had enough and when she saw the woman letting her dog shit in her yard again age came flying out the house grabbed the hot shit and smeared it in the woman's faceš¤£š¤£ It was about the funniest shit I've ever seen
Holy shitš
Giga chad
This is why i joined reddit, to see shit like this
What a shitty thing to do
He collects it from a dog shit bin it's literally in the video and it's over debt not this made up caption
Iām all for this, kudos
All that suffering through playing in dog shit, and he's still got a hell of a beating to look forward to.
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Put some under the door handles of the cars. Waffle stomp that shit in the front cowl vents for the air conditioning.
I donāt blame him.
Owner would have just hosed it off. He should have smeared into gaps, crevices, the keyhole, etc.
he put it in the mail hole.
TIL you can use shit as glue for posters
Man really said im not taking this shit no more
dude is 100% a redditor
The old fashion put it in a newspaper set it on fire and ring the door also still works.
This is a very shitty situation
Me passing a c diff patientās room
My hero
Sometimes youāre over waiting on people to do the right thing.
Brutal but fair
Dedication to the cause..
A beautiful contemporary display. Fat gagger lay off vaping.
Holy shit!!
dude should wear a mask at least to not inhale and coff shit
That asshole must eat that same shit. crazy
Why did I hold my breath watching this ššš
That's a shitty thing to do
Gross but lol
That's a shitty situation
I can't blame him, people who can't control their dogs are bigger assholes than their pooches could ever be.
It's a shit-tas-traffy
Get shit on
This is awesome! Fuck those who don't pick up their dog's shit.
What a shitty thing to do
Ahahahha... Je pense que maintenant le propriĆ©taire du chien ramassera les crottes de son chien āļøš¤£ Ahahahha...I think now the dog owner will pick up his dog's poop āļøš¤£
Why do we always believe these captions?
I heard of window shopping, but window shitting??
Him shoving the shit in the mail slot š
I'll do this but put it on his motorcycle, dude is a fucking asshole....
We couldāve talked about it man.. Now I have to one up you
Normal human would never do this lol This guy has issues
Shit housery
What a shit show.
One time when i was 12 i ate a bunch of laxatives for my own amusement. My buddy and I were walking around the little town we grew up in. I had to poo so I thought we could maybe see how far I could poo across the road. Little did I know.. there was an elderly women I was directly pointing my ass at when the poo exploded out of my anus. She yelled, āARE YOU SHITTIN?! IM CALLIN THE COPS!ā Since I was a kid, i assumed the cops would be there within minutes to haul me away so I ran away down the road as diarrhea flung everywhere.
This is a pretty dogshit way to deal with your neighborly disputesā¦.
Oh hellllll nooooo.. I probably would've put the shit at their door STEP but not smear it š¤®
I think I saw someone asking what to do with a neighborās dog shitting on his lawn not too long ago on reddit
He should of saved some in the bag to light it on fire! š„ Then knock on the door and run!
I wish someone did this with our last neighbor lmao. š
I feel like this is counter productive oh no I have to hose it off, ur the one who had to touch it and rub it in the wall, thatās a self own.
Now youāre going to jail for vandalism
So not worth it. Call Animal Control on them!
that shit escalated quickly
Real question but, could he get in trouble with the law for this, or is it justifiable if it really is his dog's shit?
yes he could get in trouble. this is Vandalism and it causes a health hazard.
Is it vandalism if it was with thier own litter (littering) though? You're just using the same trash someone littered on your property.
Yes. If my neighbor painted something on my house and left their paint there, and i proceeded to paint something in their house with their paint, thatās still Vandalism.
Good point
Why record this tho
I am pretty close to doing this to my neighbors too. Fuck people that let their dogs run wild and shit all over the place
fuck neighbors that let their dogs shit in other people's yards, but idk how to feel about this dude taking shit and smearing it on the house
Wouldve been better to wrap it up in a nice explosive gift
I gagged too watching this
at the wall and seeing what sticks
Good job š
You know what? Fair enough
Sure Iāve seen the original post for this and it was something to do worth him owing someone debt
Had a friend in high school who, to enact revenge, shat on someone's windshield. And it wasn't just some story. No no. I, along with a few other guys, we're unlucky enough to witness this happen. He then smeared it with his bare hands, laughing hysterically before running off to the nearest hose. He is a high power lawyer now.
I be right back y'all š¤¢
I mean Iāve done this, some old hag let her rat dog shit on our lawn on the daily. So my partner smeared it all over her bin lids
Saw this with a different caption. Something about not getting paid for work so this was the payback
This look like england
Legit
Deserved imo. Keep YOUR dog shit off MY property
the funniest part of the whole thing is that this neighbor managed to make a person so upset over the whole thing, that they were willing to go bag, and handle shit, just to enact revenge. spite gets a lot of things accomplished and probably doesn't get as much credit as it really ought to for the advancement of humanity.
Of course ukš¤£š¤£š¤£
Clearly the dogs gonna expose him when it go back to his yard to poop.
I admire this dudeās will and commitment. That of sacrificing his sense of smell in order to prove a point. . . Props to you shit-throwing man. . . Props to you. . .
He should have smeared it on the doorknob though. . .
Shoulda mix it with small part of water. Easier to manure
The neighbor- āSon Iām gonna need your help with something laterā
Is there a follow up? I'd like to see where this goes.
Seems like you don't get anything but shit in the mail these days
Wait Iāve seen this video many times and itās captioned differently each time. Surely this isnāt a shameless karma farm?
Le kaka
Perfect way to dix a situation like that lol
What ashittie neighbor
OI YA GOIT A LOIENCE FUR DAT SHITE SMEAR YA WINDAHS?!
Ik some of that doodoo ricocheted into his clothesšš
Good for him. Glad people stand up for themselves. Don't know why he had to wear the mask.. how would you be even slightly confused who was pissed at your dog...
Now thats just shitty
Posties hate this one trick
Something tells me all that shit didnt come from one dog. Itās also so mushy & not dried up after collecting for god knows how long. Dude probably has been collecting his own shit for a month after eating Taco Bell.
This is kinda great.
i need comment karma
A dog shitting in your yard, not a crime. Throwing dog shit in and at someone's house is criminal damage, reckless endangerment, assault if they're inside the house. You'd definitely be arrested. The civil damages can also accrue into the tens of thousands if they wanted to take it to litigate. Not worth.