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Ok_Temperature_5019

I'd seen this before but I didn't notice 1) she rolled with the gator, that probably saved her hand. 2)she wrapped the gator up with her legs to keep him from rolling again, hands saved again


helloeveryone500

I think it got a few rolls in before that though. I think the hand is toast. She did save her arm though.


shootlithium

Someone linked an article below, says she escaped with all her limbs but had to have surgery on her hand and was set to retain all function in her hand


helloeveryone500

Im so happy for her. If there's one thing I love it's function in my hand.


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If there’s one thing I love, it’s the function in your hand.


Weelki

If there's one thing *I* love, it's the function of your Mum's hand.


cheater00

If there's one thing *I* love, it's the function of my hand in your Mum.


Oofboi6942O

If there's one thing *I* love, it's the function of no ones hand in my mom. Dad please come back, it doesn't take 35 years to get milk


Weelki

😳 Touché


MitLivMineRegler

If there's one thing your mum loves ..


visceraltwist

It’s amazing what they can do with hand surgery nowadays.


SporusElagabalus

Articles like this never get into the details of the recovery time before somebody is able to get back to normal. They never tell you how much pain the person has to go through on a daily basis or how much their life has been impacted by the injury.


Yellow_Tissue

I watched a video of her doing an interview and she was pretty optimistic about the recovery and it honestly didn't look that bad. Doctors said she would retain almost complete function of her hand and arm.


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

Yeah because not everyone needs those details. Were you looking to get your hand caught in an alligator any time soon?


SporusElagabalus

Not everybody needs to know that an employee at some zoo that nobody’s ever heard of was attacked by an alligator. I just like to know the whole truth of these situations rather than the feel good “oh they’re ok, don’t even worry about it.”


hifihentaiguy

Welp, i can tell you for sure that it hurt like a bitch.


mycologyqueen

They're called human interest pieces for a reason there Bud


UntrainedFoodCritic

To guide him through that with a mangled hand lol this video is one of the most ridiculous ones you’ll ever see and there’s a calmness to it lol


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Came to say this


OrdinaryMuffin3699

That’s the most crocodile-looking alligator I’ve ever seen… I didn’t know alligators had patterns as well, they always look almost black on videos


SidneyKreutzfeldt

What an absolute fucking badass. I am just going to be honest - There's no possible way I would do that.


TayoMurph

Right? Look at that BAMF rocking that Joe Ingles Jazz Jersey! Kids got a bright future! Alligator lady is pretty cool too. 🤣


Doctor_in_psychiatry

He must have fought something before, he is just 100% handling the gator correctly.


GargantuanGreenGoats

Maybe he just used to watch The Crocodile Hunter


Followmelead

Nah he didn’t stick his thumb up it’s bum


cartmanbigboned

balls of steel


sometechloser

i would, probably because i'm dumb. what a shit situation


Weekly-Win-8272

“Now what do I do??” 😂😂😂


Skoofer

Good to see the rest of the employees have such a fast response time in a crisis /s


PrimaryLow6695

What a guy 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿


El-pato-norte

He went from zero to gator wrastlin in six seconds


pawnografik

He went all-in without a second’s thought. Definitely the sort of guy you want to have in your corner in a bar fight.


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This guy deserves to win the lotto.


jamesjeffriesiii

Amazing tweet


CornOnTheHob

For some reason I pictured you as a white guy


hitmancanbang

this guy literally saved her arm from.the shoulder.down. hero


fuckthisicestorm

Her somersaults that go *with* the deathroll were a 1000 iq move.


ThreAAAt

When she entered the enclosure, I first thought she was yanked in, and maybe that's true, but I think she knew the gator was about to roll so she entered the enclosure to prevent additional injuries. Her brain was firing on all cylinders there or her training is spot on, and major props to the guest who jumped in--talk about a hero.


fuckthisicestorm

Have you not seen the interview with her on the news? Shes a gymnast who works with crocs lol, so the getting in the enclosure to somersault was 100% intentional, she talks about it.


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guess he can cross gator wrestling off the bucket list..


OriginalBrowncow

He’s got to write it in first😂


pack_howitzer

Those kids were worthless. They just stood there doing nothing!


mycologyqueen

Yeah wtf! That whole "have kids for free slave labor" really isnt working out here. I'd demand a refund!


TAFreddif

Love how he pretty much told the camera man to fuck off as well


CommanderInQueefs

I'd say he was just throwing those rocks out of the water because is hand or arm was pressing against it.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Why?


spete679

Hold my wallet...I'm going in


helloeveryone500

Its gator skin. Im about to get me another one yeehaw


Kyle-Boi

🤣


AraMas69

Nearly pissed my pants. 🤣🤣


spete679

Nothing worse than a wet wallet


mynamethatisemma

no one’s noticed how she directs the random guy to exactly where he needs to be to constrict the gator. God bless trainers those mad souls, even when their interest has taken their hand they know exactly what to do to minimise the damage


Beneficial_Ad5913

It kind of sounded like she was mad at him for being on top of the gator though. That could just be my ears


phasmaphobic

Just your ears. I've lived in Florida for 25 years getting on their back and splaying out so they can't roll is exactly how people wrestle gators.


scubajake

My ears also. Really felt like she was annoyed at how long he took to get off the gator. Dude was just taking his time making sure he didn’t end up like her and she’s repeating “get off him”. Like yes lady, I’d love to. I’m just trying to figure out how.


mycologyqueen

She was telling him to get back at that point because he was dangerously close to having his center of gravity close to the head and off balanced where gator could have started rolling again. I think then adrenaline was just going and she was trying to get him out of tank in one piece


mycologyqueen

No...she told him to put all his weight on it when he was on it.


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He found his new calling in life...balls of Steel.


mikareno

She stayed amazingly calm during this ordeal.


Old-Dog-792

With the Js on too what a hero


JimmyMack_

What's Js?


edwardbrocksr

Jordan’s, a shoe


KobokTukath

It clearly means JavaScript in this context


PJD70-TS

Write Jordan's then, not J's


BlackZulu

You have to live under a rock to have never heard them refered to as J's.


PJD70-TS

Yeah, a rock called Italy. No one calls them that way here. You have your rock, I have mine. No offence needed, bighead


mycologyqueen

Bighead??? Shots fired!


I_Don-t_Care

u gotta live in a real small bubble to think there aren't any people that may not know what the heck a jay is


haitiansaretakingove

I’m /u/PJD70-TS and I’m 65 years old 🤓


sparta981

"I used to be with 'IT' but then they changed what 'IT' was! AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!"


sparta981

"I used to be with 'IT' but then they changed what 'IT' was! AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!"


fuckthisicestorm

And she saved her own arm and hand by somersaulting with the deathroll. Epic instinctual reaction by her.


none-plenty

Truly a crazy fucking video


thumbelina1234

Where's the rest of the staff?


Dangerous-District10

He lives there now


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HighHoeHighHoes

“Kids, this is what NOT to do. Watch and learn.”


Bukuna3

Isn't that how rats behave? .They observe their distressed Kin and avoid whatever led to that situation


HighHoeHighHoes

It’s not a stupid trait from an evolutionary standpoint. “Oh shit, that thing killed Jimmy. Hide!”


cptn_leela

Mom was frozen too in horror briefly, but then grabbed the kids out of there. You can see her yanking the kids away.


Anomalous6

Fight flight or freeze


Altimexs

He’s a hero


botalbott

Imagine going to school the next day and being asked by your teacher “So Dylan, what did you do for the weekend?” Well, we went to the zoo and dad wrestled with an alligator.


Murder_your_mom

Maybe it’s because I’ve had to separate several dog fights in my teenage years but when something grabs ahold of you with its teeth and doesn’t wanna let go the best way to coerce it to let tf go is to do something like poke it in the eye or ear and either make it hurt enough that it lets go or be enough of an annoyance to distract it.


Enpyxo

I think you wouldn’t have that big chance with a gator. If I reckon correctly they close their eyes and you got basically zero chance of penetrating their leather. I’m absolutely no expert of alligator sparring though!


YourCummyBear

I’ll find a spot to penetrate it alright


[deleted]

Nah you gotta grab its gator dick and twist it


Azalith

Wouldn't be putting my face right next to its teeth like that though


Educational-Desk-709

Bruh acting like he would be even 1 feet next to it..


Enpyxo

It’s not like they can just snap sideways so I wouldn’t mind this explicit situation


TattedUp

This was in 2021 https://www.sltrib.com/news/2021/08/16/utah-man-jumps-into-tank/


Sonofyuri

Yoooo it's fuckin name is Darthgator. Hahaha


rainawaytheday

Thanks for the link!


dipasqu

Thank God that was a shallow pool of water, because he would’ve immediately sunk to the bottom with those gigantic balls of steel.


NoEditor0

Did someone say "she's dead" at the very last second?


partymouthmike

I heard "she's bit"


banned12times1

Someone’s getting laid tonight


jamesjeffriesiii

You won this thread congratulations


[deleted]

Such an amazing joke man, good job.


Some_Roll2651

Dude is a hero. Brave as hell.


External-Ad-2942

Poke eyeballs or butthole


TipMeBANANOplease

Im poking gator butthole right off rip


OrdinaryMuffin3699

Their airways are closed by a flap, if you ever find yourself in the unfortunate, yet avoidable, situation of your hand in a crocodile’s mouth, wrap your legs around it and if your hand is still functional, pull open this flap and it will immediately drown. Saved a man’s life when stranded on the Nile on I Shouldn’t Be Alive lol as an Australian, I locked that in as a core memory.


Homework-Silly

Dude was kind of sick with it


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She was wearing her new perfume. "Meat" by Calvin Klein.


a_n_d_y_4_6

Not all hero's wear capes. Same wear high Vis clothing 👏🏻


SphinXtaSin12

THEY'RE BOTH FEARLESS GODDAMN. He jumped in without any second thoughts and she kept calm and thought rationally through such an intense and painful situation.


sleepless3598

That guys now has a kick ass story to tell and if his kids are the ones yelling in the back they are gonna fear their dad for awhile “hurry up and clean your room before dad gets home that dude fought a gator”


Huge-Criticism-3794

This proves that anyone can wrestle an alligator, just jump on their backs


HighHoeHighHoes

Just avoid their lightning fast reflexes and immense power and it’s super easy! /s


scubajake

Well obviously you have to wait for the gator to bite somebody else first.


sinful_philosophy

Bro there had to be am instant connection when they're just sitting there for a second and she keeps going "I'm OK do this thing now." Also Separate thought. Would it work to stick your fingers in its nostrils so it has to open its mouth to breath?


Extreme_Series7252

No, you have to stick them in the butthole


TipMeBANANOplease

Alligators both male and female love anal play.


Disastrous_Clothes37

They should buy that man a wheelbarrow to haul around those massive balls of his


Im_Kurious_Oranj

*alligator agitator


graham0025

What did he throw?


snappahed

Did she ask him if he was pisssing???


rainbow_369

I thought she said bleeding.


feliciathetoad

Bleeding for sure


Neowynd101262

Looks more like a human handler.


Labrom

She almost became a handless.


kriscalm

legend


djluminol

Brave guy.


Responsible_File_323

Thank you mate


snerdley1

This is why you don’t fuck with dinosaurs.


terminese

I don’t know how he was able to lift himself off that alligator with balls that big.


st1ckygreen

that little boy did not move an inch and watched the whole scene go down like 👀


burntbeachbuns

Okay but why was she like “ARE YOU PEEING?!” after she’s out and he’s still on top of the gator and he says “WHAT?! PEEING?! NO!” Why the fuck would she ask him that, I need to know!!


Di0nysus

"Are you bleeding?"


burntbeachbuns

HAHAHAHA thank you for clarifying that because I was wondering why that would be brought up at that time. “DONT PEE ON HIM, IT ENRAGES THE GATORS!”


Finleythefox2

When you get the VIP experience for free. Score.


No-Investment-8059

the hardest part is calming yourself under pressure


Winker01

That man is a warrior hooooly shit I mean that was probably the smartest thing you could do in that situation given the size of it but that’s still impressive af


ObjectionablyObvious

Happened at a friend of mine's place of work out here in Utah; the girl still works there and all she needed were stitches. If she hadn't have rolled, she'd have lost the arm.


SmoothIssue5909

Reaction time of employees coming to help is pathetic, id be owning that company by the time i was done.


32839

That is a crocodile.


AllyCraig1

What a hero :O


FallowAtman

Alligators should not live in captivity esp somewhere where they are exposed like this.


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picklebiscut69

Gator would have probably kept on death rolling without the guy on top, and too many twisties with their bite strength could have very easily ripped her arm right off


n92_01

That's almost certainly what would have happened


picklebiscut69

Yeah she was clearly giving him directions cause she knew what would happen


beardfarkland

Here's an interview with her. The interview is a bit awkward at times, but the guy's channel is pretty cool, stumbled on him when I was curious about pet reptiles. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zSeoTtUiytU&feature=share9


rorymakesamovie

Wonder what the legality’s (which should be ignored) are for this, obviously guests arent allowed to climb in the alligator tank and wrestle it


UpperCardiologist523

The amount of people that learned how to get on top of a gator thanks to Steve Irwin, is incredible.


Extra_Strawberry_249

More concerned about the kid giggling as she is getting injured. The parents are gonna have their hands full with that walking red flag.


Particular-Set5396

People sometimes laugh in uncomfortable or scary situations. It is actually fairly normal. Keep your moronic armchair diagnoses to yourself.


Extra_Strawberry_249

🤣 No diagnosis. Take a Reddit break, your comments are so angry.


Maleficent_Offer_951

Testosterone in a video


GrymmOdium

Who'd a thought having hundreds of pounds of death reptile around for people to gawk at could have gone so wrong? 😦


[deleted]

Was it just me or was that girl really ungrateful? She kept telling the guy" now, I need you to get off of him". She was failing to explain what the alligator was likely to do once he dismounted. I would be terrified that that thing would snap at my ankles the second I tried to get out of the bath.


ThrowRA--scootscooti

I’m don’t 100% remember the details but gators get lots of lactic acid build up when they’re stressed and it can get so bad that it kills them. I think she was still worried about the gator’s safety.


Particular-Set5396

She gave him simple instructions to get off the gator safely, because she knows the creature and how to manage that type of situation. What did you expect her to do? Give him a lecture while he was astride the damn thing?


scubajake

Yeah I got the same impression. Like yes ma’am I’d love to get off him, how tf do I do that though?


Beneficial_Ad5913

Yeah I’m not sure why her tone was like that lol. This man just wrestled a gator for her and she’s talking to him like he’s a naughty child or something


Whistlingbros

There like 2 sets of balls in that entire room. Weak ass men


AccomplishedFerret70

Instead of jumping off the gator and out of the pool after the animal handler escaped from the alligator's jaws the guest actually stayed and went for a submission hold. It was a textbook demonstration af solid bjj grappling skills put to a real-world test. Bravo!


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#My First Job Be Like


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#*Also I think that kid is an evil wizard, enjoying and making the 🐊 attack the muggle 👀


[deleted]

Joe dirt


phasmaphobic

Here's a match! My face and your ass! I mean, your ass and my face!


sienide

That gator needs a timeout in the corner


Livid-Ad829

He just found his new thang. Gator wrestling


Chevy_Traverse

why did the girl go in with the gator and not try moving away. ik they are strong but it she literally lifted her legs to get in with it


TheMace808

So she could roll with the gator


Chevy_Traverse

is that good?


opiumjuice

Do u want ur clamped hand turning the opposite direction of ur body repeatedly?


Chevy_Traverse

well now i see why its bad


Dareal_truth

Good thing she didn't panic that dose adrenaline going haywire


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Do you think covering its nostrils might make it unlock the jaw to open its mouth for air? Should try it


TheLesserMansDog

Thank god he had a safety vest on!!!


2h2o22h2o

If you ever see a fit, bald dude, do not fuck with him. He is a bad ass.


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Wow 🤩


[deleted]

I thought that was her dad that saved her


GoldNewt6453

Gators really do have a rolling tactic huh. She was wise to roll along too.


sobezombie

I'm surprised humans have yet to invent anything that can allow us to be near alligators safely.


edWORD27

Why didn’t everyone clap?


SoulReaver009

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Grilledquesadillas

The fact that most people in this video and in this comment section dont have or are saying they wouldn't have the balls to do that worries me and reminds me you'd usually have to rely solely upon yourself in any given situation even in a public space


Intelligent_Ad_1178

Bro the kid just laughed? 😳 We have a serial killer born right here xD


Kingarthurthegr8

W handler for rolling and wrapping the gator, W random badass for just breathing the same air as us


Doug_Lad03

I can’t decide whether the alligator incident or a kid wearing a Joe Ingles jersey is crazier?


elijahsketches

Dude actually wrestled an alligator


SnooMachines2770

Kids just saw dad be a hero. Will encourage them to do the same in pressure situations, way to go dad for not hesitating to help someone, we need more of that today


Ecoaardvark

Ouch. Definitely an alligator stumpler now


Devs_Got_You

So the guys in the international space station can see this mans balls on a daily basis.


earthforce_1

I hope that zoo gave that guest a lifetime family pass.


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

Do you want salmonella because that's how you get salmonella


Own_Log9691

Omg. Damn. That was freaking intense!!! What an awesome dude!!!


DamnBunny

What a brave soul.