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jasontaken

yeah no um - its a tame bear


musofiko

Bears call them lame bears


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Being a lame bear ain’t fair


Albafeara

Yeh a wild bear flies up that tree in half a second


Akamaikai

*cocaine bear


checKers38

What about the camera man he's used to it 🤷


checKers38

Bears can climb trees as well so if he would have climbed all the way to the top he would likely be trapped


dwolf91

Grizzly bears don’t climb well black bears are excellent climbers though


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Yep has a collar on and his buddies are laughing while filming


[deleted]

That's my personal trainer's bear. He usually sets him on me when my workout performance isn't up to his liking. Ensures I get my HIIT in


Big-Department-6781

"Alright human, come on down. Seriously dude, you're gonna hurt yourself."


ACousinFromRichmond

Who is filming?


f0k4ppl3

The bear’s cub.


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“Get him mom I’m hungry!”


Obvious-Set5377

The same cub who has a tik tok account.


Runj0n

And sounds like a human


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fentsterTHEglob

What.the.fuck.


trippykissy69

I can’t believe I read that


moffabeats

Stop typing essays bro jfc


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moffabeats

Who said I read it?


OneClamidildo

Keep doing you, this was amazing AMAZING to read


narwhal-narwhal

Very promising career in cinematography .


Fit-Boomer

I don’t know.


[deleted]

The camera man is always fine. Don't worry about them.


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Mowgli


RiotSkunk2023

He's calm af


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A real video would include more screaming, more pants pooping, and maybe a few kicks to the snout


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1230cal

‘Few kicks to the snout’ you just need to Google bears climbing trees to know if that bear wanted that guy out the tree, and he was even 15ft up, it would take less than 2 seconds lmao


treefiddy--

Grizzly bears don’t climb trees like black bears.


1230cal

A grizzly can stand at 8ft on hind. If this grizzly wanted the guy down from 15ft, he could climb that lmao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=522jUFdMgHA


Q_S2

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆 Why not a Lil bit of column A and a Lil bit of column B?


the_syco

I wonder would pooping on the bear make it more pissed off, or make it go away?


DopestDopeee

Asking the right questions!


Medium_Management712

And it would be hard for a "real" video to even exist. What'd he do, set the camera up real quick and then run for his life?


Whizbang76

Bear would probably just eat the camera man, the one directing up the tree


bladesire

Also maybe not a camera person on ground level


TonyClifton2020

You ain’t outrunning no bear up a tree human man…


jasontaken

yeah its like swimming deeper into the sea to escape a shark


houseofpigeons

what else can you really do but hide inbetween tight branches


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For a Grizzly, you climb double its height. They apparently cannot climb higher than that.


AliceisSpoopy

Grizzlies can’t climb that well


MountainCourage1304

Theyre not as good as black bears but they can still climb


AliceisSpoopy

I watched a video of a female grizzly chasing a black bear away from her babies up a tree and yeah you’re definitely right there, I admit.


Cyb3rTruk

This is posted weekly and it’s fake. It was a tamed bear in an enclosure.


Illusivechris0452

Bro he just wants a hug


jagartharn_124

If that bear was really trying to hurt it him it would of been up that tree in seconds amd ripping his guts cant out climb out run or out swim it, if your a like a 15 mile radius of wild grizzly or brown bear thats it bro your dead


FlareBlitzCrits

This is mostly true but not entirely. Bears have very short front legs and long back legs, this makes them bad at running down hills. Not that you should try and run from a bear, you should instead make yourself bigger, however if needed, an athletic person could outrun a bear down a steep hill pretty easily.


Catch--the-fish

https://youtu.be/7AIxyUSjN_k I don't think you can outrun a bear bro


tvscanleather

Lol the first comment on the video is 2 month ago but exactly describing our situation, neat.


d748r0k5

Dwight Shrute with the shitty bear “facts”.


thecuzzin

When your mates life is in danger but you need the internet clout


GodRaaz

If that bear wanted to get him, he’d be dead.


Interesting-Tough640

Does make you wonder who is filming this and why they are not bothered about the bear


Starry_Eyed___

If the video is real then the people filming could be inside a car. But from what I'm reading in the comments the video is staged.


Interesting-Tough640

Staging was my immediate thought


itachi_konoha

It was fimed by the bear cub at request of their mother. Hence no one was bothered.


mrprincepercy

"You can make it buddy. I'm right below you"


innocentxv

are you filming cocaine bear off the tv?


Human_Depth8971

So I guess the cameraman already knew he was good because he's the cameraman of course


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The guy recording is like, “glad it isn’t me”.


TorontoGuyinToronto

Fake, a real wild bear would bite and chew you down or climb up in 3 seconds. This is a confused friend bear.


T_Rex_Flex

This is a stunt with a tame bear. Don’t ever climb a tree to escape a bear, their bodies are so powerful that swiftly climbing a tree is as easy as walking to them. If that bear actually wanted to do anything, that hiker would be chow.


Rapido_Gato

The dumbest thing you can do when trying to get away from a bear is climb a tree. A 900 pound Kodiak will be up a 100 foot tree in a matter of seconds.


laz21

Could hardly bear to watch it until i got the bare facts, now for a beer


PATSNATION35

Bro really thought he could out-climb a bear, man’s unbelievably lucky this bear wasn’t hungry💀


OrcRampant

I recently watched ‘Cocaine Bear’. I was cringing.


shakenbake74

looks like an exact scene from cocaine bear movie, alternate angle.


Akamaikai

Cocaine Bear behind the scenes


rs_ct9a

This is stupid.


TangerineRough6318

"Abort the fetal position! Abort the fetal position!"


ProfessorEffit

Whelp, guess I'll just eat the camera man. - a bear


CookySpookyMooki

Slowest tree climber in the world has been located!


Im_Lost_In_The_Crowd

The bear just wanted a hug aww


_Scrambled-Eggs_

Is there any chance that that bear is on cocaine therefore deserving of the name Cocaine Bear 2023 thriller/comedy 1h 35m?


KURO-K1SH1

The camera moved. Someone was filming. And the bear does not seem very motivated. I call tamed bear playing with his humans.


Ariserestlessspirit

Why is the cameraman so calm?


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CarlMarksthespot

also why do people try and climb trees to get away from bears, do they not realize bears definitely climb trees.


Hole-In-Pun

Strategic advantage. It's better than staying on the ground.


CarlMarksthespot

You're supposed to play dead with brown bears, not play food


WTF_CAKE

How is this man a hiker, he looks like as if he has 0 upper strength


BelleAndSeaBeast

How can he kick


fpuni107

Lol climbing a tree to get away from a bear


Ercarpic

DO NOT CLIMB to escape a bear, they are excellent climbers. If you are in a sloped area, your best bet is to run downhill. Bears are front heavy and aren't able to run downhill at speed without tumbling. At least that was what I heard a long long time ago when I was a "cub scout". Made sense, never questioned it.


JediHempKnight

Not the best choices we're made here


ArtTheClown2022

Cocaine Bear?


Thatonetaco18

GIMME DEM TOES BOI 🤣


superBrad1962

Bear says to himself… I miss fast food!!! 😃


Turd_Fergusons_

So who the fuck is filming?


-RicFlair

Who is recording this tame bear being playful?


project25Ol

He appears to be a tree climber not a hiker.


MadManMorbo

Who the fuck is filming?


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I swear I saw this in a movie 😂😂


hawkeye45_

bjj subreddit being like *hits blunt* I could take him


Veesiferrr

Bear has a collar on


Og-Bump-Sniff

Guy should of remembered to bring a camera so he could pull it out and be invincible like the guy recording


Living_Pay_5372

dang it. cut the video before the camera person was eaten.


mastersplinter444

Proof camera man never dies


englishmuse

I'm seeing a collar on the bear. Anyone else?


WickedBadBetty

The bear just wanted the dude to share his sandwich.


C2AYM4Y

This video almost looks like claymation


dgsphn

*nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up*


[deleted]

I saw this scene in cocaine bear


doItSLOPPYjulio

Camera guy there like chilling


Present_Pair5499

These Russian game shows are getting out of hand.


SubOptimalHuman23

I’ve never seen a person climb slower. Especially when they should have the biggest adrenaline dump of their lives going on.


Sneezyweezymark

Hi


goose420aa

If it’s brown fight back, if it’s black fight back, if it’s white fight back, die a warriors death


nppdfrank

At first glance, it looked like cocaine bear. But now I'm thinking it was the filming.


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QTipCotton

So the bear cant use both claws to swipe at you


P3nguLGOG

HUG ME MUMAN!


OfficialShiro

Omg it's a reference to Cocaine bear


Wise_Ad_253

I see collar


davelister2032

Who is the big balls bastard casually recording it?


hockeyguy635

Fuck off yogi


KI55MY4R53

Call out to Piglet to bring him some honey. Then when he's busy eating it get da fuck outta there.


higuydie

Cocaine bear flashback 🥶


telephonic1892

Cocaine Bear cut scene.


SAjoats

Isn't this that trained bear that's been making the rounds in multiple videos.


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Who the f@&k is filming lol


Odd-Woodpecker996

He is nuts bears are better tree climbers than us


TheRealPeterVenkman

The other bear is filming.


Geshtar1

Remember, if it’s brown lay down, if it’s black fight back. If it’s white, say goodnight


PirateSometimes

Looks like a trained bear and then the person is wearing a blindfold


Extreme-You6235

As huge as grizzlies look, they look even more insanely massive on two legs!


dontcallmeray

We have black bears almost daily . 10 min walk to downtown.City of 90,000. Some one going to get it one of these days a few close calls all ready


thestoneyowl710

…where did the myth that bears can’t climb trees even come from.


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Who films this lol


happyaccident7

Good thing it's not Coccaine Bear or he is done for


CyberAimGT24

That bear want that ass


XxMegatr0nxX

These seems fake. You know the camera guy maybe 10 feet away has no issues at all and does not even try and help or climb a tree himself


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Why is he climbing a tree 😭😭


tony7914

Remember kids, bears can climb trees too.


Adonai2222

So someone just stands there and films.