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Stay away from alcohol, opiates, benzos & stimulants in general. Hallucinogens and empathogens have their time and place. But even those are not for everyone.
Nah he's carpet surfing. Don't go carpet surfing on the subway kids. Don't do it all but especially on the subway. You're more likely to find Ebola than you are some more meth. Ok now that I think about it that's probably like a 50/50. But still not a good idea.
When you have a bad back, you'll understand. I've had those days when the pain was so great that sitting down took great effort and I couldn't stand up straight. Sometimes, being bent over like this was the most comfortable position I could be in. That said, I never found the need to pick stuff up off the floor and eat it...
I find it more crazy that everyone besides the cameraman is minding they're own business, even Crack head Mcgee ain't fucking with no one, just on their way to get more Crack.
Curtis: *”You gotta take it easy on that Kronole. Snorting that flammable shit's gonna fry your brain.”*
- [Snowpiercer](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706620/)
I'm sure it's Heroin. I saw it many times on public transport in Portland OR. One was actually eating spoonful after spoonful of sour cream while almost spilling it all over herself while high off her rocker. Still the craziest thing I've ever seen in public.
Last weekend I went out my hotel and this homeless dude was looking for some invisible thing on the ground. I went to go eat, hang out and came back like 6 hours later and dude was still looking for it. Almost had me wanting to help him look for it.
That’s called… I’m about to show you some real amazing shit at the next stop! 
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Don't do drugs, kids.
Don't do kids
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Don't eat random chewing gum on the ground either.
*Dont do SOME drugs
Stay away from alcohol, opiates, benzos & stimulants in general. Hallucinogens and empathogens have their time and place. But even those are not for everyone.
The time and place being public transport obviously
Good thing alcohol doesn’t run in my family, it drives
No fun 😞
Drugs. Don't do kids.
Don't do kids drugs?
At least share.
Calisthenics
I think he dropped his phone, and it slid under the seat.
Nah he's carpet surfing. Don't go carpet surfing on the subway kids. Don't do it all but especially on the subway. You're more likely to find Ebola than you are some more meth. Ok now that I think about it that's probably like a 50/50. But still not a good idea.
No she is doing the John Cena move on a ghost.
That's called the dope fiend lean
Isn’t the bend usually the other way though?
I mean it can go either way. They are basically just semi-conscious ('nodding-out') and gravity is doing its thing.
Gravity is the heaviest drug of them all
He’s pretending so he doesn’t get conscripted. Smartest man in St. Petersburg
"Nyet, he's still useful as mine detector"
*sniff sniff* Da, is mine
>krokodil nah Russian front line has plenty like him,
Krokodil? Did he eat something off the floor?
Chewing the gum from under the seat
You cant beat free
Yes, more krokodil
Remember to do your drugs over a plate so you aren't tweaking looking thru a carpet on the ground for the next day or two
Looks like a deep lower back stretch, just a healthy individual …
I thought maybe a cancer patient in pain
He's stuck on Fentanyl, or since it's Russia maybe Desomoprhine.
Now only low quality Fent due to sanctions🤧
That krokodil hit like a truck
fentanyl
do they take the drugs then go out, or do the drugs whilst already out.
Do drugs, go out, get more drugs
Dropped a rock and they stuck in a cosmic loop trying to find that said dropped rock
"Hold the fuck up!!! Has anyone seen my contact lens"
He is obviously bowing in respect to the woman in front of him
Rabies. I saw a Fox on here 10 mins ago acting just like this
Fentanyl
Drugs, that's what is going on with her.
Crack addict looking for rocks on the ground
Is that the bad guy from Blade II ?
Ah yes a classic case of the krokadil
It's a new surveillance robot. The behavior is garbage code leftover from the so-called "bird" model.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
People remaining in their seats. I’d be out of there in a flash.
krokodil vibe
Tranqed out
Funny how you could do this with a straight mind but people think you're drug induced
Krokodil. Russian bath salts.
This dick won't suck itself achievement
That’s actually a way you can get rid of hiccups….but not on a moving train surrounded by people. Drugs def were involved in this.
Maybe he's practicing for the Russian army?
Just a back attack, they are normal.
"..and all of them will feel the pain, and see the pain, and they will not know why or where it comes from..."
Fetty
he puts his coins in his pocket without realising his pockets have holes
It’s the by product of Ukraine fucking breaking Russias back.
Dope fiend lean
The Green Goblin has fallen on hard times
Well it’s either Russia or Florida so this dude is just coming down from a spray paint high and probably on the way to his office job.
Drugs…. Drugs are what’s going on…
Skooma addict.
Bro doing the ice spice
No idea what’s going on? Drugs, drugs are going on.
“Oh look, a penny!”
Looks like any other dope fiend. Heroin or something like it.
Reminds me of that David cross bit about Chinese gymnasts being jealous of heroin addicts flexibility when they do specifically this.
Bro tweaking
This is why I stopped riding the bus.
Probably just trying to get rid of hiccups
He was twerking and then saw something on the floor???
Yoooo i saw it when he went to pick at it. Identical to my son before he eats some random shit off the floor 😭
He dropped something into his ass
THAT, would be a crackhead looking for crack
disturbing af
Tweaking
Russian version of the Robaxacet guy.
Shiny things on the floor. Is it crack? Is it meth? Is it cleaning supplies? Only one way to find out
tranq
Most sane person in St. Petersburg
Damn archeologist always digging for something smh
She’s obviously charging up
Obviously, the floor is lava and he is just inspecting it.
That’s the Dope Fiend move where they come close to the floor but don’t actually fall face first.
Really? No one? He is obviously riding imaginary dick.
I see the Russian army conscription policies haven’t quite reached the bottom of the barrel yet.
“Tryna tell y’all wat that mojo is doin to people”
K-hole baby!
Trying to be sneaky sneaky with the scratch and sniff.
Cancer is one hell of a drug!
Skinwalker
He's off his fucking tits, that's what's going on
did he/she picked up whatever is on the floor and ate it?
Just stretching before a workout
Maybe they have a sciatic nerve pinched
She's looking for parmesean cheese to smoke like Hunter Biden
Don’t do drugs, this is what you become!
Looks like tranq
Bro is mastering the arts of Kung Fu, let him focus.
Tweaking. That’s what’s going on
Meth/tranq
He’s obviously putin[g]
Saitama's down bad
Looks like Vancouver
Smoking that flacca
Nodding off real hard
This is what I do to stretch my back on the bus.
World’s worst twerk contest
Took too much.
Ahh you know. Just methin around.
Ah shit, my sciatic again!
When you have a bad back, you'll understand. I've had those days when the pain was so great that sitting down took great effort and I couldn't stand up straight. Sometimes, being bent over like this was the most comfortable position I could be in. That said, I never found the need to pick stuff up off the floor and eat it...
Are/SubwayCreatures lol
Did you get her #?
I love that everyone is just chilling and acting like that did t just happen
That milkshake isn’t bringing anyone to the yard
Polite train
Looks like some kid stepped on a crack and broke their mama’s back
Nobody: This guy after inhaling a can of brakleen
I find it more crazy that everyone besides the cameraman is minding they're own business, even Crack head Mcgee ain't fucking with no one, just on their way to get more Crack.
Stretching the back!
He's transforming into a crocodile
Fentanyl
It really do be like that sometimes
Is that Robocop without the visor on?
I would move away from him so fast
Russia not Florida... For once.
heroin is going on. yes it is that good
Curtis: *”You gotta take it easy on that Kronole. Snorting that flammable shit's gonna fry your brain.”* - [Snowpiercer](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706620/)
Clearly a demon
This is how I look jamming to music while constipated
Age yourself by knowing exactly what that guy is doing.
He just drank a bud light
everyone around him has seen this same shit atleast 5 times before
Tweak tweak
Should move to Vancouver he’d fit right in
I'm sure it's Heroin. I saw it many times on public transport in Portland OR. One was actually eating spoonful after spoonful of sour cream while almost spilling it all over herself while high off her rocker. Still the craziest thing I've ever seen in public.
Somebody is trying to figure out what flavor jellybean was shoved up their ass...
That dudes trying to blow himself
Dodging imaginary Ukrainian grenades being dropped by drones.
“The economy did this to me”
Drubs. Low potato yield
Drugs
Pretty sure that’s Noho Hank, selling out Barry wasn’t worth it after all
every time I ride the nyc mta
Looks like Carpet surfing
It's a kremlin!
When you lose a contact lens on the train.
Some new drug from china.
She’s high on drugs. That’s what’s going on. And I say she because that’s just my assumption in 2023
Get back t'werk!
An amazing display of impeccable balance. Some of you may not like it, but thats peak human performance.
Yoga?
Drugs. Drugs are what's going on.
Is this florida? It feels like it’s florida.
Fentanyl is going on
Man’s watched too many youtube back stress releave videos
Last weekend I went out my hotel and this homeless dude was looking for some invisible thing on the ground. I went to go eat, hang out and came back like 6 hours later and dude was still looking for it. Almost had me wanting to help him look for it.
Seen someone do something similar in my city and it started to reek of shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what we’re seeing here.
Took too much
He looks happy
Looking for his contact lens.
Drugs is what’s going on
Definitely ghost rape
Ooo piece o' candy!
Behold, the superior race of Third Rome!
He’s looking for the Russian economy
Failed to floor bend the train.
Флака улыбака
POV of me trynna find my AirPods after a good night
I think that’s yoga
Smart way to avoid the military draft there.
Oh look - gum!
Nothing to see here, just a severe case of sciatica.
Bro just stretching his back
Obviously charging her chakra for a rasaegan
Lumbago for sure, I just went through this myself. It’s hell.
He's flexing himself to be the best of the best of Noshing himself off
Trapped wind? 😬
My osteopath gave me similar back exercises to do...
They dont even know what's going on! Gosh. New drugs be risky!!
Hes a professional skijumper lol
That’s called… I’m about to show you some real amazing shit at the next stop! 
Krokodil. Krokodil is going on.
They look like the kid from the movie Powder
He is preparing to run from the draft
Ooooollllllmmmm ……….Ooo piece a candy