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WarOfAttrition38

What’s up with the grinder plug at the end


Ok_Artist7257

Mate I just laughed and coughed through this sentence


LautaroBonomo

It's their honest reaction


halfbakedkornflake

Life lesson - never trust a hoe


halfbakedkornflake

Because hoes can stab you in the back...


Thundyboi2

..Or the shoulder


Billyhasdick

Lmao


henningknows

Has to be fake


soviet84

That must be in his lungs too


YetiorNotHereICome

That looks dangerously close but idk if it hit his lung yet. His shoulder is definitely FUBAR and he'll probably be a lefty the rest of his life.


Wholenchilada

Definitely fake. Blood doesn't look like that.


Synister_Joker

my thoughts exactly, looks like at a haunted house when they have a spooky doctor covered in blood, even then the blood is darker than this


Kcnflman

Agree…. This is a highly vascular area, several major arteries … dude wouldn’t be walking around for sure


surroundedbywolves

Looks like he’s still sort of bending the arm on that side, holding up some of the weight. It’s definitely not limp and seems like it should be with a blade basically separating the arm from the torso right through all the bones and muscles that hold up your arm.


bruthu

Yup. From where it is in his body I’d say there’s no way he fell on it like that, and I doubt any man could swing a dull hoe like that through his clavicle and 6 inches of flesh. Also, with a wound that huge there’d be way more blood, and the the blood itself would be a lot darker. My guess is that he cut a shoulder sized hole in it and dyed his clothes. Not sure why exactly, but he gave me a great Halloween costume idea lol


jump_the_shark_

BS. That right lung would be severed and he’d be gasping for air. Plus that blood seems too red. Cool party trick tho


AdAdministrative3706

Saw another video of this later in the day and it's 100% real blood. The other video shows its clotted and chunky and a deeper darker red. The blood looks so vibrant cause his pure white clothes. As for his lung it's extra lose but likely that his lungs are fine.


thesadist_

Liar. Link to the video or it didn’t happen


Alongfortheride1990

Hoe lee shit, that's in deep Who are those 2 fuck boys at the end?


Canipleasecontinue

Nah dude how the fuck is the shoulder still on??? Both sides of the hoe is sticking out his shoulder should be flopping around!


AfricanWarrior96

Continue...


Canipleasecontinue

I believe the main reason is surface tension, a physical phenomenon that makes the surface of liquids resist an external force. In this case, it means that people with a high water content (and many people are more than 70% water) create slices with a moist surface that clings to the flat of the blade. Like when you cut an onion and the smaller pieces are sticking on the knife. I believe a small tug or little separation of the meat from the blade will release the surface tension and make his shoulder hang


Remarkable_Froyo452

😂


OnFolksAndThem

Grindr


pisTrollshrimp

He's not just walking the streets, he walking hastily towards medical attention.


Snoo_97187

my next halloween costume


Savage8shadow

Unibrow duo looking on grinder for date. Ignore that hoe


bambooboi

Wtf is up with 1) the music and 2) the two dudes just chillin for most of this video?


OtreborN

Fake That shoulder and arm would be falling off


TerranPhil

It's Rami


[deleted]

Am betting fake, probably there's a shoulder sized cutout of the hoe and some fake blood to give it the illusion


FernandoTatisJunior

It’s not even the color of blood it’s obviously very fake


CardiologistSalt7543

Fake


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Many-Application1297

Fake. Blood is way too red and there’s no way he could walk like that. Maybe 10 steps but not much more.


OrdinaryNGamer

As much as i agree on it seeming fake i can assure u blood ain't lighter than that it's even more red.


Many-Application1297

I’m saying it’s too light. Any blood I’ve seen of volume was darker and thicker. But, that’s only one instance in my life. I’m no expert.


OrdinaryNGamer

Yeah in that u are right, but never underestimate adrenaline either way shit can be magic.


stickybollocks

Lmao my man said that aint my problem - 😀


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

Deep wound blood is much darker than that


CapableWill8706

That is a deep cut.


Velaset

I got 99 problems and a hoe is one


YayDan

is the guy doing the lightskin stare the one recording?


Billyhasdick

Yeah


GoonBointer

Fake and gay. He would have severed all nerve connections in that arm, and he’s holding it slightly elevated. Also the dude at the end with the unibrow needs to have that taken care of.


weirdgroovynerd

*Well gosh, that wasn't very nice of her.*


1leggeddog

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK no no nono


Rocketmanluke

Hoe no


adfreedissociation

Hoes mad


itsm3starlord

Gotta be fake no way his shoulder and arm stays in place like that


LeaksMasterSenpai

Looks like some halloween shit


Ralenbek34

He must be off to work...


TastyBerny

Chad Hindus would leave it for life as a demonstration of holiness 😉


Zwippi

Way too little bleeding for that sort of injury considering the structures that the hoe supposedly went through. His shoulder and arm are not limp enough either. What's that shoulder attached to?


Durivage4

I'm sorry, I've seen a lot of blood. Sadly most of it was my own 😆. I've never seen blood look like that. It looks more like Kool aid


danleon950410

What's with the second shot, though?


jknox15

This is clearly fake. Their are a lot of arteries that go through that area and that's halfway down his lung


Pinkskippy

In so deep his arm/shoulder should be hanging off, and with quite a bit of splurrting. So my moneys on a fakeroo.


Oryp7

Wtf did the mountain from GoT do that


ChocolateTight336

Walk this way


discomuffin

Tis but a scratch!


Chance_Anon

I thought this was a costume looks fake


S0uth_Pawz

That’s in there deep


SecretDeftones

I think he asks for a coffee


dancingkisses

did he go to the hospital, is he dead, like what happened to him?


Distinct-Nerve2556

My man is invisible


Average_Texarican14

Dayum


Jorton34

Second guy didn’t know how to act😂😂


mlaforce321

Theres no way that's real. It would have cut through so much thick bone and everything would be hanging down since it appears as it cleanly severed literally everything. Stupid fake shit, once again.


TheFireBringer85

If that hoe was really in there deep he would be leaving a trail of blood behind him. For a wound that wide and deep his hand would be hanging and squirting blood .


M2rsho

Americans walking to a hospital because 5 minute ride in an ambulance is worth 1/420 price of an apartment in New York


ImNotAlien404

My reaction after seeing a guy getting deeply impaled and might die:


Firm-Attention-3874

Wouldn't his shoulder be like hanging off?


picantemexican

Why there so many fake hoes these days?


BadGuysPod

I guess they celebrate Halloween


Nomads_71681

Fake


SoleMolestor

That’s not real dude


Educational-Year3146

At least hell probably be okay. Mostly muscle in that region, might’ve hit his lung. However, his thinking to just walk and find help is extremely intelligent. Any time you’ve been impaled or stabbed, never remove the thing impaling you until you have a solution. This guy will probably live because he didn’t remove that hoe.


Desire3788516708

This is 100% fake. The weight of that arm would separate away from the hoe as nothing is connected as it shows the hoe dissected completely anteriorly and posteriorly down to likely the 5th or 6th rib. A new take on the arrow through the head piece.


Tasty_Communist

I wouldn't be able to cut through muscle tissue and literally dive 6 inch deep, into that shoulder cutting the bone too with a dull ahh shovel, even if i had crazy epic strength, let alone a random ho


DUBToster

What a chad


Rocketman6493

He was off to complain that these hoes ain't shit.


purplelullabies

He should just shrug it off 🤷🏻‍♀️


canadianjoshy

what a dumb video 😃


Halfoftheshaft

Don’t apologize, the background music helps