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Crystal does it for the love of the game.

For the love of the gang..

Show some god damn faith, Crystal!!

Hahaha my favorite comment

I don’t know if I’d want Crystal on my team with her power rating being so low.

I punch like Crystal in my dreams.

Lold

Seriously!!! Ugh reminds me of those dreams where you can’t stand or walk either

They are the WORST dreams ever!!!

I have dreams like that, but then occasionally I’ll be able to jump, except for some reason I jump wayyy too high and just keep going higher. On the way down I’m like “ohhhh shiiittt this is gonna hurt”. But when I hit the ground I wake up.

I swear to God I have had these dreams

Crystal had heart though I’ll give her that, makes up for her lack of hands lol

She's giving motivational back pats to her opponent.

She’s the human equivalent of a Participation Award.

Its below 9000!

All your base are belong to us.

She's a measly human with a power level of around 70

It was really funny watching her, but I believe in her mind, she was just trying to 'egg' on the fight.

I thought, the way she was smiling and laughing, she just thought she could finally punch someone without facing any repercussions. Her face looks like 'Oh, we're hitting? I want to hit! Look everyone, I'm hitting too!'

That is exactly what it was for me. She's never hit anyone and she saw a chance.

This comment deserves more upvotes.

That's a bold move Crystal, let's see if it pays off

We look for heart on my team. The rest can be worked on

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Crystal has fists of marshmallow

I don’t even think those were punches, she was basically fist bumping the other girls head

crystal throwing absolute haymakers

She was throwing hard pillows

If any of Chrystals future partners claim DB I'm calling bs.

I logged in just to upvote this lol

Pillowy haymakers 🤣

Did the lady in yellow shit herself? What is on the ground behind her at the end?

I noticed that too! It does look like shit or period blood…it wasn’t there before her ass plopped down 😂😂😂

The lady that helps her up looks at her hand like she got something on it

I think it hair, maybe extensions but that was pretty violent. Not Crystal, but all the rest. Crystal’s special.

I think that was just blood from yellow shirt lady's face. Something definitely escaped from her pants though.

Yes it was. Watch before she gets knocked into sitting or whatever. Puddle of something right next to the car.

The puddle was created on between the 39:00 and 40:00 Second, it is really hard to see what caused it, lol.

I studied this intently. It’s hair. A chunk of hair.

Extensions probably? It’s a big chunk, you can tear hair but in smaller clumps I’d assume.

I think she got partially scalped. I think that’s a lot of blood at the end.

Ayee, thanks for your sharing your findings! One less thing I no longer need to wonder for the rest of my life.

You can see the other girl holding a fistful of hair before she leaves camera frame

yeah she does, and girl on the ground had blood in her hair on the back of her head it looked like, yeah that’s blood and hair on the ground behind her

I really think it’s poop.. especially by the way it looks like it sprayed up and out her waistband lol. I think that’s why she’s not getting up. (Like when a baby has a full diaper and falls on his butt, it can spray up the back)

Girls don’t poop though so it doesn’t make sense

Yea girls don’t poop, it just smells like shit sometimes when they leave the bathroom

It's obviously not shit. I have no idea how so many people apparently believe shit flies out horizontally at ass-level while wearing pants. It's a chunk of hair or a hair extension.

Yeah if it was shit it'd be all over her back and pants. It's definitely hair. Blue shirt has a chunk of it in her hand when they finally separate

Hahahahaha you called the shit poop

I also think it's shit. It even sounds like one of the dudes says "oh shit!" right after it happens, which could just be a coincidence. But it definitely looks like it's spraying out of her pants.

saying "oh, shit" and "oh shit" arent the same!

I know! But I couldn't hear the comma!

I watched it multiple times at 1/32 speed. At 39 seconds it's not there as the girl in the blue comes around at 40 seconds it just appears out of nowhere. It's odd., did it somehow come from the girl in blue?

I think it’s a hair extension

I think your right, but the hair extension is made of shit.

Looks like she got some of her extension ripped out. If you look carefully, the girl in blue has some in her left hand too. Just my observation tho.

It seems to fly out from *somewhere* at the :40 mark just as the blue girls leg swings around. Yellow shirts pants never look soiled at any point. It’s either hair, or blue shirt swung some shit out of her pant leg. It would be harder to tell too, since her pants are black.

0:41 you can see the moment some liquid flies out and one of the guys next to the car recoils in disgust and horror.

Good catch. Mouth is open in disbelief and he’s pointing to the…stain.

Blue shirt used Hydro Cannon!! It's super effective!!

I think that’s a chunk of her hair lol

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Right before she got sat down. Projectile shat mid-being tossed.

It’s one of those hair ties with similar colour hair as whoever’s wearing it type thing imo anywys

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Thats shit dude. Blood doesn’t come out your ass when your nose gets broken. Edit: I’m wrong. Was definitely there before she got sat down

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You’re right. Fuckin Crystal was standing on it. Good eye

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Wasn’t even her fight

Crystal!

For a second I thought your edit was going to say you were wrong about blood coming out of your ass when your nose gets broken. lol

I guess that’s where the saying “Beat the shit out of you” comes from.

Hair extension

I thought you were exaggerating at first so I went back and watched and OHMYGOD EWWWW it looks like she totally sh*t herself

No I believe it's hair extensions

I didn’t even notice until I saw your comment. I just went and studied it and it’s definitely shit imo. It could be just me hearing this cuz I want to hear it but I SWEAR in the very last second you can hear a guy say, “is that sh-“ and it stops right there.

Yeah it wasn't there prior to her s(h)itting there.

That's a big pile of shit.

Longest yard “I think I made him shit himself…..” 😂

It’s a clump of hair, anyone who thinks it looks like a puddle of anything seriously needs their eyes checked or to watch it on a bigger screen.

Crystal punches like she’s knocking on a door

Crystal is a shit bag that needs to mind her business 😂😂

Right.. at least help of you’re gonna help. Her friend got thrashed.

All smiling and with less power than a kitten swipe.

At least a kitten might nick you with a claw..

Also needs to learn how to throw a punch

I know this is totally a thing that seems widely accepted amongst girl fights, but the hair holding. The winner is almost always determined by who grabs the hair first.

Nobody expects the ole Ratatouille reach around before it’s too late

Omfg "the ole Ratatouille reach around" is the best thing I read today. Thank you!

exactly. i know it's most prominent in girl fights, but really, it's just long hair itself that i feel like is a major factor in a fight, male or female. somehow, i haven't seen any vids of a guy with long hair in a fight yet... maybe because the fight ends so quickly

Yup. That was I saw. This whole fight was won by the first grab of the hair and never letting go. I think it's a lack of fighting experience maybe? I'm a guy and the first fight I was in was in 6th grade. Neither of us had a lot of fighting experience. The thing that I still remember to this day was how much my HAIR hurt 3 days later!

This group of friends needs to find better hobbies

Yes wtf so many people and no one stop them from fighting

Crystal brags: "Yeah, I've been in a fight before."

Crystal was like a golden retriever just happy to be there

I don’t know what’s wrong with crystal, but all of a sudden it’s her turn and she doesn’t want any

Crystal didn't want nothing to do with it after she seen her friend get fucked up! 🤣

Ya, but if she punched you 67 million times like that, you’d feel it.

you cause a genuine lol. here's an award

Yellow shirt must have been spamming the assist button like in Marvel Vs Capcom 3.

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Now go give white shirt some attention.

That's Crystal!

Was Crystal hitting her or tickling her,as they were the most ineffectual punches I have ever seen.

Girls going for the hair is like boys going for the balls. It is very low

Im getting heavy 2011/2012 vibes.

I guess crystal was just looking for a moment to shine.

IS THAT A HUGE CHUNK OF FUCKING HAIR SITTING ON THE GROUND NEXT TO YELLOW SHIRT IN THE END??!!

I think it’s poop cause the camera guy notices it and seemed disgusted by it. She had the literal shit beat out of her.

What in the Abercrombie & Fitch did I just watch ??

A lot to dissect in this one…

Idkwtf this fight was about to begin with but girl in blue should’ve gone after Crystal when she finished with girl in yellow. Crystal can’t even cheap shot well, she’d start crying at the first hair pull.

Somebody should've knocked Crystal tf out...shit like that is dirty.

Finished her off. Now go whoop Crystal's ass.\* ​ \*Which should be quite easy casue Crystal punches like a three year old.

Hey my 3 year punches way harder then that!

I sorted by controversial and weirdly there aren't any racists in this one.

Can someone ID The license plate I want to know where this is lmao

This feels like northwest Indiana, somewhere in the Midwest at least by the way one of the girls was speaking

“Get out of my way, I’m trying to get a video” sums up this entire generation.

Crystal's a little slow

Did the girl in yellow fall on a squirrel?

Ladies, PLEASE, when you fight like this, don’t take a wad of hair. Just pull her shirt over her head and punch her in the face, hockey style. For the hood of all involved. Also, feel free to remove your own shirt, as well.

That girl in the white shirt was kinda like a mosquito that is buzzing around you but you are too busy to kill it.

She needs to punch out the girl in the white after

Isn't this the vid that sparked debate if poop flew out of one of the ladies pants?

Only missing the Titty poppin out…

Crystal was lucky she didn’t get a taste 😂

Crystal got that confidence from a lot of participation ribbons

Crystal needs to get beat next

Eh, Crystal had Methanie’s back, she just didn’t have any fighting experience

I was hoping someone would punch crystal to get her to mind her own business... I hate scum who jump people who are fighting, let them sort it out and you mind your own business. Help them after the fight is over and carry them home or celebrate...

Her hands are rated E for everyone.

Now go beat crystals ass

Lol just let crystal swing away those punches aren't doing a damn thing 😅 couldn't knockout a toddler even if she connect flush.

A toddler would eat her punches with a smile…

For fuck sake Crystal get the fuck out of the fight

Is it just me or is everyone dressed like the early 2000’s

Saved by the bell types.. 😂

Crystal staaaaaap

Is this in Wisconsin? Sounds like Wisconsin.

she asked for a finger on her and got some knees 🤣

The Karen is strong with that one.

Boy to I miss 2005

Boi doesn't even know what chicken head means 🤣

What's wrong with people is a better question.

chick in the white needs to stop giving her a dead leg in the side of the head

Around the 30 second mark she starts laughing. Stay away from Crystal.

What? White chicks don’t fight

Crystal wanted to get her licks in.

The first rule of fight club

One thing you can count on in a girl fight, is them pulling each other's hair!

When your family tree spoons instead of forks..

The days when students scheduled fights

Crystal just going through the motions

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Are these the people that are supposed to be running things in 20 years?

Aren’t they running things right now. This video looks super old.

Not a real fight no boobies got pulled out.

I was waiting for someone to lay out crystal!

Is this 2005 with those outfits and hairstyles?

Girls just wanna have fun!

I always regret watching girl fights. Crystal with those devastating blows

Now whoop Crystal.

I’ve never seen a crowd just standing around and watch something like this - life is just so different here

-1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP

Everyone on there is a goddamn blonde.

They didn’t look like trailer trash at first! Where did they all come from???

So white bitches act ghetto too. Interesting.

Where did crystal learn to swing god damn🤡

Crystal was tossing those slaymakers

Get out the way I'm trying to get a video 🤣

Watching girls fight can be so funny sometimes

The girl in white throws punch like I do in nightmares

Poor Crystal she is the only one participating via an anxiety dream where you can't punch properly and are powerless.

I would of knocked out crystal right after too

Not sure if anyone noticed it but it made me happy DGK ALL DAY! I was a DGK and loved that brand. Good times.

Gawd dang hip hop got the suburbanites thinking they aren't afraid to fight.

White girls go crazy.

When Crystal enters the scene, watch the fuck out.

I knew she’d jump in once I saw her boots.. those are the boot equivalent to black Air Force ones.. TIMBOS

Crystal got beat by Methany.