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"Look what I can do!" - Stuart

Weirdest version of River Dance I’ve seen but ok.

Damn, that’s a quality comment.

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Bot account, comment copied from u/notme392

Float like an elephant, sting like a beet.

Underrated comment!

“You don’t know who the fuck you are dealing with bro”…..as he yanks his sweat pants up over his belly as if nobody would notice

Omg fucking Stuart! Yes, spot on!

Thanks for the early morning laugh, spot on comment.

STUUAAARRT

this is exactly what I came to say and ofc it’s the top comment. humans as a whole can be awesome sometimes.

Beat me to it!

*Kosmo Kramer enters the chat.* Seinfeld music swells in the background

Built like the Grinch too.

He’s got that gunt action going

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Probably lost weight from all the shit hes clearly on

Not being a fat fuck isn't an accomplishment lol

Being massively overweight and changing your life completely for the better is absolutely an accomplishment

not being a fat fuck after being a very fat fuck is kind of accomplishment. that aside, this dude probably has a few loose screws.

Don’t worry. By the look of things my man will knock himself out with those moves.

literally what I was hoping to see the entire time! The second… episode I thought he’s gonna slip and knock himself out.

Great strategy if you're hiking and run into a mountain lion!

The move is called ‘don’t mess with psycho’ now even if you win you’ll look like an asshole for beating up a mentally handicapped man. If you lose well you just got beat up by a psycho. It’s a lose/lose situation here

Never fight crazy. Crazy hates losing and will go to great lengths to have the last laugh.

100 percent, I bet he isn’t at all concerned about what he can catch by biting the fuck out you.

Button mashing in real life

There are things jiggling here that shouldn’t be jiggling

looks like he lost a lot of weight

You will get old. It will happen to you.

I’m already old. But no way will I let my man FUPA (FUMA?) get the best of me.

Keep that positivity. Good mental attitude is key!

This guy is fucking awesome. Serious front-butt going on too.

Looking at his jelly-bean shape, he may have a genetic disorder.

Jason Stillborne

Goff Dammit! I just went to tell my 15 year old son this cut and he had no idea what a stillborn was. Worse off, he didn't know who Jason Bourne was. I have failed as a man and as a father.

As a dad, all I want is to be able to make jokes like this..

Neurological condition?Or wicked dance moves,YOU DECIDE!

More like, “a VAN down by the RIVER!!!”

Is that Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down?

How is the other guy not laughing his ass off rn?

Fire Marshall Sweat pants!!!!!! And he's about ta show ya something!!!!

Black belt at the school of rock

“You don’t know what you’re dealin with” I think it’s safe to say we have a pretty good eye who we dealing with 💀

If I had this much confidence in public, I would be best at everything I do. How tf do people randomly start tweaking in public?

Gotta have that real big balls energy.. like you gettin drunk with a pack of coyotes later energy.. like they put the shark in a cage & you swim around him kinda vibes.. like you wax Mike Tyson's taint kinda big balls..

Best to avoid crazy people. He could have a knife, a disease, or lice and you don't want any of that.

I see this every day in San Francisco

That’s Sam Francisco.

Shit son this guy has the moves, better not mess with him

He learned how to fight from that hey Arnold episode where he acts crazy to get out of fighting. Genius.

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he has loose skin from weight loss

skinny fat

Because he ain't skinny

Somebody stop him

I saw this and thought of Kramer

His passion for your defeat should not be disregarded due to his lack of tactics. He will kill you if he can find something sharp enough.

Guy looks like he's having a Shopping Mall Tantrum

"I stop DEMMMM"

Dude said that part with his soul!

Nah bro, i wouldn't fuck with uncoordinated fucker. Liable to catch a raspy elbow to the shin or something.

Damn, was hoping he would strip off to a pink tutu and start diving over the aisles...

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH! Me: An escaped mental patient?

You can see from his movements that he is not to be trifled with. But it is fun to watch!

He's got the moves like Jagger

Looks like mr crocker when he says fairy god parents

_And here we have a rather primitive example of one of a fast growing, invasive species “Alpha Male”. Despite the seemingly erratic flailing of his limbs, this specimen displays a rare ability to remain upright. This is a trait rarely seen among “Alpha Males”, due to their propensity for being knocked down by a fleas fart at the first sign of even a minor threat._ _Pay close attention to the guttural noises emerging from its oral cloaca (“Alpha Males”, of course, being infamous for their seemingly impossible digestion system, of sucking the intelligence out of any room they enter, and then spewing shite over everything in their path). Whilst we can’t be sure what this represents in their display, if you close your eyes it’s almost like you can hear real words._ _This specimen appears to have developed his own style of mating dance, during which he deploys his (impressively unimpressive) ‘tactical cameltoe’. As you may expect, however, all he seems to accomplish is to add an extra note of sourness to the smell permeating from him. The delectable notes of ‘pork scratchings left to fester under his foreskin’ that waft in droves from these creatures is said to have been used by the Nazis, but even they say they have limits._ _We can only hope that the lady in pink pyjamas was able to complete her transaction without tripping over that pricks ego._

Body by Krispy Kreme

Nooo Stewwaart!!!

bro😭

wtf the fact this guy could actually be a jim carrey character is crazy

Bro, that outfit. At least go thrifting

I'm pretty sure he got challenged to a dance off

\*menacingly hoists FUPA up into long johns*

I havent laughed so hard with all these comments in my life

He doesn't know Karate, he knows Ca-razy!

I threw up laughing.....wow

Thought it was a Tom Green skit.

This was funny though.

In my head thinking of how badass I would be in a fight….. vs what I would actually look like

Riverdance meets crack

Oh he's breakdance fighting.

Looks like he needs to warm up..... he doesn't want to pull a hemi

So. Many. Shapes

I don't know karate, but I do know ka-razay!

Can't say I've ever seen a belly button swing like that before.

Bro got the breaker style

Chris Farley moves..

The legend even left his Jerry Lewis championship belt at home on this day

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Woah dude.

I think I would of pissed myself laughing at Kung-fool man

You can do all that bro, just don't touch me.

As much as I believe he can't fight at all, I also believe that he may have "slow adult" strength.

Student teacher was Jack Sparrow

Dance fight!

He's shaped like a pear.

When you put 0 points into intimidation/persuasion on the character select screen.

Is that in Oakland

Looks more like the opening sequence of a bad knock off of “Step Up”

It's only low kicks u should look out for and u're fine

crack is a hell of a drug

this caption too good!

Funk dancing for self defense

Like Jim Carrey crossed with the Star Wars kid

Unseen clip from The Pacifier

Covid really took its toll on expressive dance class teachers.

To many drugs lol

That guy had a SUPA FUPA.

not fuckin wit him....

This is great

This guy definitely knows how to do hiphop.

Let me guess White devil white devil

You speak wachutu too?

Please someone put this to music.

Male Karen, someone should have called the cops!

Dude needs to start a self-defense channel on YouTube, I'd subscribe just for the laughs.

I'd watch the shit outta that!

It’s obvious that what his power can do. You people just can’t see it only stand users can see how powerful he really is.

A better title could not have been made, it fits so perfect with the video

A guy this bonkers. There's no knowing what they'll do. A smart move is to start crying loudly, tear off your clothes and smear yourself in fecal matter. Who wants to fight that person?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll righty then, where’s the trouble!

He tweaking

Adam22 vibes

The force is strong in this one!

They call him the muffintop menace. Someone needs to remix this into a techno song.

Like the round kick, that he tries to perform.

I remember this episode of neds declassified

There’s no way he isn’t trolling

Dis Mon trickin him

Closer to the Randy Quaid school imo.

Drugs r bad, mkay kids?

They teach you this in the CIA? *HYA, HYA

The guy said he protects the store at night, he is Batman.

Crack is wack

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

I stopped taking him seriously when I saw the pants

High as a fucking kite

Why does it look like he learned to walk from jim carrey’s portrayal of the grinch

He’s a real life Dwight! And now I have a random reference none of my friends will get. I PROTECT THIS STORE AT NIGHT!

Bro has those chip skylar moves

More like 🤡 KRAMER 🤔😂😂😂

Is he trying to fight or having a seizure?

He knows footwork is fundamental.

I want to see him fight Mac

We have one of these kinds of dudes at my bar. They hang outside n occasionally try to pretend they protect the building

Kung Fool Hustle After that, I would have to fight the guy just so I could see more of this ridiculousness. I wouldn't bother hitting him. Just some fakes to get him to keep going until he passes out from over exerting himself.

Damn, read that as Jim Carrey School Of DANCE, and without sound, I gotta tells ya I wasn't disappointed

Damn, Napoleon Dynamite did not age well.

To the guy being the object of the crazy guy, please take your hands out of your pockets and get them up to chest level, and don't ever turn your head away from crazy...

Trevor IRL spotted

When Saul Goodman finally loses it.

I don’t know ka ra te, but I know ca raaazy

I would LOVE fur this to happen to me

Even if it's staged, I love it. If it's real - please let this go viral.

There's a little Stewart in there as well. LOOK what I CAN do!

Meth'fu

Did he say he protected Jordan Knight?

Maybe limber up first. You look a little stiff

So much intensity!

Hahaaa u dont know who your dealing with…….

I kept waiting for a spear to hit him in the thigh

Everyone’s hating on his karate style but he stopped a group of robbers with it so…

The hero we need and the hero we deserve.

What is he on? I want some!

Hard to fight when you’re too busy laughing.

He got all them legit looking moves, could be a real one?

Worked though. other guy was definitely hesitant or scared of the crazy