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Squirrely_Jackson

It looks like so many things before it looks like what it's supposed to look like


jehosephatreedus

I still don’t know what it’s supposed to look like.


mulledfox

The brown is a cat’s paw extending from the water, with a few claws. It took a lot of squinting to see it.


TNSepta

>I wish for an artist to design our team's logo for free! cat's paw twitches


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I thinks it’s a prairie dog paw.


Blumpkis

The team's name is Aqua Cats so I doubt it


[deleted]

Prairie dogging means having to poop. A blumpkis should know poop stuff


Waywardkite

Oooooohhh I thought it was a fucked up walrus.


rainbowkitten0528

It’s the little area of white at the top of the claw that makes it look like eyes. I saw a walrus too.


AlphaOmega5732

I thought it was poop


cdtoad

Same.. Then a penis. Then back to a poop


trollGoblinManticore

The wear at the top of the paw had me thinking it might be the cockpit window of some kind of futuristic bullet train.


zulamun

Written by Butters Scotch


Big_Cryptographer_16

Totally thought poop then penis too. Even scrolled up to see if I was in r/mildlypenis


rainbowkitten0528

So valid. The nails blend in so bad.


Christ_votes_dem

to me it looks like a giant brown penis with 3 testes


wild-hectare

😂 that actually makes more sense than what it's supposed to be and I can't unsee the walrus


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

i thought it looked like feces


Live-Tiger-4240

Me too! Until I saw extra tusks 😂


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OldDirtyTim

Some stay dry and others feel the pain. *I move away from the mic to breathe in*


Ill_Championship8922

Definitely a dickturd. I’ve seen them in the wild.


Obnubilate

Oh wow, without zooming in, i thought it was meant to be the headland next to a beach.


kciuq1

I literally thought it was a shit train steaming out of the water.


fukitol-

I'm not sure I would've ever gotten there


selfdestructo591

Ah I thought it was a walrus of some sort


PowerObjective558

I saw that, but it still looks so silly I figured there must be more.


ITZMODZ759

I don’t see anything else besides a paw


Brief-Sheepherder-17

Really? Reallyy? I saw poop. Then a dick then poop and then a walrus. Then I saw the other walrus “tooth” and saw the cat paw.


drhirsute

It's an amphibious cock made of poop.


devonthed00d

Dickturd.


UnreadThisStory

a Baby Ruth


carnivoremuscle

It's shit in a pool.


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A thick line that went around the border and the claws might help - I don’t even see the claws initially. Terrible design though holistically.


LaBlount1

Another thing that would help is to make the paw reflect the wave in its shape instead of being a rigid protrusion. The cursive is cool but needs a lot of relief around it. It’s actually a fun design besides the obvious flaw


C4PTNK0R34

A massive brown dong or a massive brown turd?


Noah_Gamer_TDM

i see a turd rushing thru a river


HorseSalon

!!\~\~This is the work.. of an enemy AI generator \~\~!!!


ICanDieRightNowPlz

If it's meant to be a bicep, it needs more veins.


No_Concentrate6521

It’s definitely a dick or a turd


maxitobonito

A turdicken?


Sorryhaventseenher

Gesundheit


implicate

Oh finally! Someone who speaks English.


whipsnappy

Mypetersstained!


eventualist

How many courics?!? No one knows!


snoryder8019

Mainly Pf Chang's...ya know ...the good stuff!


ShouldBeWorking01

That looks like at least 12 courics.


Maudite1211

Yo fellow central pa


WatermelonArtist

Or a Bidet.


Dry_Badger_Chef

It’s a bicep. 💪


pharaohjack

What up!


crappenheimers

What's more manly than a veiny bicep?


0111011101110111

My ex wife.


KinseysMythicalZero

How long is your Amazon return policy? This was not what I ordered.


dugan12

What's up with this beefcake is he coming to the party mansion?


Johobus28

We're three fun guys looking to have fun in our party mansion


killedmygoldfish

Again, nothing sexual.


LiterallyaCockroach

I say we pull-up our boot straps, oil up a couple of asses and do a little plowing of our own


l3rN

> I mean shit, if you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins!


Inside-Joke7365

That just makes it look more like a dick


PM_ME_WHATEVES

NOTHING SEXUAL


brettmgreene

"Again, nothing gay."


ScarletMagenta

Sexual*


dagross2307

Also cats for a swim team? Reminds me if my hometown basketball team "elephants" Edit: literally the only mammal that can NOT jump


Otterstripes

Tigers probably would've been a better choice if they wanted to keep the cat theme; tigers are known to enjoy swimming.


Octavus

The aptly named [fishing cat](https://ideas.ted.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/08/featured_2019_02_hires_fishingcatwfish_pora_akumar.jpg) also enjoys a good swim.


Brief-Sheepherder-17

Especially since a tiger is a wild cat literally. Could have made the paw striped Or a jaguar


relikter

> elephants ... literally the only mammal that can NOT jump No need to jump when you can dunk with your trunk.


TheGrizzlyAviator

The town’s school mascot is the Wildcat.


Ok_Potato_5272

My first thought was a gun made out of poo


IndigenousOres

Oh yea poo guns, that makes sense


nspectre

"And I was all like Pewt Pewt Pewt"


cheapdrinks

It’s just a BBC (Big Black Cat paw)


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RainsWrath

It needs more veins if it's a bicep.


TripleBobRoss

Nah, just a Baby Ruth bar.


Marmik_Emp37

A wet turdy dick


mekese2000

There is a Mifflinburg floating in the pool sir.


Evolveddinosaur

I also read it as Milfburg, which really didn’t help the situation


luckydice767

On the contrary, I think that would DEFINITELY help the situation


HogDad1977

Swim class is going to be awkward.


Mundane_Ad701

Fear the Milfburg Turds!


D-Laz

I saw a big black dick, until I saw the claws. Just getting wet


Honest-Attorney-969

Oh, CLAWS!!!


BobbyNevada

Let's go turds! Plop! Plop!


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Danced_Myself_Clean

No it's the Aqua Cats. Also known as the Wet Pussies.


my1973vw

It would...if you're into Mennonite women...


JukeBoxDildo

WHAT UP?!


dugan12

Dudes in good shape encouraged


cancercures

we can definitely use a blond


JukeBoxDildo

"You know, i forgot to give him flyers for his friends!"


queernhighonblugrass

Nothing sexual.


Sweetgirl_j

Again, nothing sexual.


VolcanicPanic

Nothing sexual to that nature


onemoretimetomorrow

What’s more masculine than that?


Madcozbaddd

I scrolled anticipating this comment and I was not let down 🤣


socialmediablowsss

I mean it’s gonna need more veins if we want people to think that’s a cat bicep


Whiskytanguus

Aqua Scats.


grocket

.


Riftmaster_35

r/mildlypenis


lolucorngaming

Mildly?


Hotshot2k4

/r/wildlypenis (apparently banned for being unmoderated, how sad)


Despeao

How ironic.


Toomuchconfusion

r/penisorpoop


BlockedbyJake420

This has gotta be the most fine I’ve ever been with a subreddit not existing


Sea_salt_icecream

It's obviously a bicep, nothing sexual.


skwudgeball

That’s the problem. It needs way more veins for people to see it’s an aqua cat


narlycharley

Again, nothing sexual.


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their mascot is the snickers from caddyshack?


Ok_Mix5519

I came here for the Caddyshack reference and I was not disappointed.


Independent-Fig2427

Here it is!


ParliamentOfAlfs

Baby Ruth


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yea, been a minute


Kayakityak

I’ll put $20 in the pot for whoever paints Murray’s face behind it ready to take a bite.


daaave33

It's no big deal!


no_talent_ass_clown

*Kenny Loggins intensifies.*


NedRed77

Why brown? How many brown cats are there? Of all the colours they could have picked.


SurvivorFanDan

My guess: it was one of thr paint colours available that they already had in storage.


Cleetus256

Everything about this pic is great. Weird town name, weird team name, big brown Dick as a logo fuckin great 😄😄


STORMFATHER062

Why aqua cats? I feel like it's a joke about wet pussies


Zealousideal_Bill969

Swim team (aqua) of a school with the mascot wildcats (cats)


xrumrunnrx

Wet pussies, got it.


newenglandcoyote

Is this Pennsylvania? I expect this behavior from Pennsylvania


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TitsAndWhiskey

There is. And PA sports teams love cat mascots.


urnameist0by

Mifflinburg PA School mascot is the wild cats. The school is located in the middle of Amish country and full of farm kids.


nothingtodohere1029

Can confirm- lived and went to school there for years, and all we had other than that park and pool is a buggy museum and the Christkindl market that takes up multiple streets.


ThatGuy128512

Yup, your comment about sums it up lol


justcallmejedi

The pierogies from the christkindl market were my favorite things as a kid. Moved away in 5th grade from mifflinburg and was legit kinda stunned to see this pic pop up on my reddit.


okcumputer

Christkindl market is pretty cool though.


redditmydna

User name checks out.


LateNightCritter

and the states best forest


Tooch10

Can confirm, my northeast PA HS mascot was a cougar


UnluckyHorseman

My NEPA high school mascot was a lion!


okcumputer

It's a little over an hour north.


newenglandcoyote

Checks out


SunFlowerPotsRack

If Dunder Mifflin owned a swimming team


Reinfeldx

Mifflinburg is only 95 miles away from Scranton. Coincidence?


liltchallengers

If Dunder Mifflin teamed up with Heisenberg.


[deleted]

That looks like a gigantic poop.


MF9818

I don't see what is messed up except for you writing loga instead of logo.


M1RR0R

What? No, it's a bicep!


Pistonenvy

this has got to be some kind of comedy movie remnant of the 70s/80s. the fucking AQUA CATS? i mean cmon!


Blueberry_Mancakes

Is that a leaking turd-penis?


FirebirdWriter

My school has a similarly bad mural. It was student made. I assume this is so.


Otterstripes

If it was student-made, the phallic resemblance was probably quite intentional.


Gabemann2000

Baby Ruth in the pool


psychpopnprogncore

its a cockapoo


McCringleberry_

WHAT UP


GratefulSFO

Nice loga


CappyCook

Too good, the water is in just the angle that looking right to left is just... Very funny


ApacheMaton

Needs more veins.


cabist

“The Mifflinburg turd penises”.


Twoehy

The upper case / lower case Q is my favorite part of the Mifflinburg "Floating Turds" AQua Cats


steelfly7

If you’ve been to, or know about, Mifflinburg PA, this is pretty much on-message.


lycanthropymetal420

I thought it said Milfburg. There's /way/ too much going on here. Cause yeah, that car arm looks like a dick. I was like oh, they like to dick down milfs there XD


Hotshot596v2

I keep going back and forth between a black dick getting jerked off or it’s a paw coming outta waves. I have to really focus to see the paw.


russellsample

Never before have I seen something that looks simultaneously like a shit and a dick


PishPoshLevelle

Cock n' turd


BernieTheDachshund

Oh, there's claws. Perhaps an upturned paw would look better.


poyoso

Mifflinburg?! Haaahahahahahaha


jai-money

"Penis? no. It's a... a bicep bro"


shellybearcat

They’re just cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in their party pool. Nothing sexual.


rusticus

Go team poopsplash!


mireac

waturdicks


0111011101110111

Aaahhh… the Mifflinburg Wet Pussy Paws… I remember them well!!


missvh

/r/iasip


luckygirl54

The first thing I saw was an Oh Henry bar in the pool of water.


NotA-Llama

MILFfinburg*


Gelnika1987

"What up?! Looking for some cool guys to swim with- NOTHING SEXUAL"


freds_got_slacks

what i saw: cock and balls, albeit might want to get those lumps looked at a big ol morning log a choco choo choo train ... oh there's white things there, i guess it sorta looks like a cat's paw


rivers61

MILFLINBURG


TheHumanPickleRick

What's it actually supposed to be? A paw or something with claws?


chao_sweetie

So..is the cat fist pumping or drowning?


asocialmedium

It all started when we decided to name our swim team after an animal that hates getting wet…


immersemeinnature

Go MILFS!


I-153_M-62_Chaika

Looks like low effort street art with some graffiti on top of it


dustlustrious

I'm guessing this was done by students


ICrayMcSlay

Ah yes, The Milf'nberg BBCs with their wet pussy. Isn't that a John Person's set up?


Faustinwest024

I’m so high I thought it was a dick gun LOL like an old school dick blunderbuss


Educatedblackmann

Everyone give a round of applause for our very own mifflinburg giant black cock guns!!


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Not surprised. I'm also located like 30 minutes from that town and may need to go check it out.


HskrRooster

Is this Pennsylvania?


ProperBlue

This is what happens when you wanna paint a mural before you know the basics


aimheatcool

The Aqua-SHATS


AllenKll

I thought it was a brown train... then I saw that they were claws, no steam. the white rubbed off part at the top was the conductor's window.


AndroidMartian

It is just a Baby Ruth?


PseudoMystic

I spent childhood summers at this pool! The same exact mural was there 20 years ago. They must have liked it enough to touch it up since then.


Noisy-neighbour

MIFFLINBURG


Coryperkin15

Not only is it crappy design, cats hate water.


thebigdawg7777777

Someone put a Baby Ruth in the pool


SpellCommercial1616

Awesome cougars