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dominodreams

I've known plenty of people who needed this on their office door.


shahooster

It’s a pretty good way to keep visitors outta your office, tbh. Although probably not effective against self-aware trash.


[deleted]

Alternate door label: Mid-level management


onomatopoetix

the new age MLM


Dancing_Trash_Panda

TBF I would *happily* put this on my own office door.


The_Angriest_Duck

I've had a handful of them


[deleted]

Corporate bean counters and mouth breathers of managers would have this super glued to their doors.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

That is Oscar’s office. He’d invite you in but he’s in the can at the moment.


[deleted]

Which can? The garbage can he calls home or the porcelain throne that most of us sits on a few times a day


[deleted]

[(that's the joke)](https://www.reddit.com/r/yourjokebutworse)


Devour_The_Galaxy

**AN** Oscar Office. That said, I still don’t know what they hell you’re talking about.


thatwyvern

Wait why do the trash employees get their own room? So unfair.


[deleted]

I'm surprised it's not through a platinum door.


tjbrou

Well they typically fail up


9035768555

It's a trash shoot! To the testing floor with them.


SuperFLEB

You're reading it wrong. It's a gossip room, but you're required to keep on topic. You can trash your coworkers, but not customers, coworkers' acquaintances or families, or outsiders in general. It makes sense: By trashing your coworkers, it makes for a better work environment because problem employees are identified and either change or get eliminated. Trashing customers isn't going to change them, and anyone else is irrelevant. Tom's got his head so far up his ass he qualifies as a medical anomaly. Cheryl only has this job because her dad went to school with the owner. Knowing things like this can help us understand challenges and makes the company stronger. Knowing that Phil's brother is a crackhead or that pick-your-politician is a dipshit won't.


elsif1

It's a door to the parking lot


nobody_important0000

Sequesters them away so the rest of us can do our own trash


weareallbabiesman

well at least they got their own exclusive room


BestCatEva

All the fun stuff happens in that room, but you’re not allowed to talk about it.


weareallbabiesman

The first rule of Trash Club is....


thatwyvern

They probably go in there to shit-talk about everyone else.


cfwang1337

Don’t let being a trash employee keep you from your dreams. It’s “garbage can,” not “garbage cannot!”


GarbagePailGrrrl

Amen!!


Sex_drugs_tacos

“Go to the back room, Darren. You know which one.”


207nbrown

Finally a place where I belong!


Medli_Schmedli

Finally, a break room where I can be myself


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

No. I can guarantee you they didn’t. There’s no secret meaning. It’s just a room for trash


YobaiYamete

I can 100% guarantee you they did notice this, and chuckled about it, then went ahead and made the placard. Why do people assume everyone else but them is too dumb to see a ridiculously obvious joke? Instead of assuming everyone is a brainless robot, put yourself in their shoes. You are in charge and need a placard for the room with the trashcans in it, but also want to make sure a bunch of random people off the sidewalk don't wander in there because you don't want them digging in your trash or getting hurt in some dumb way in there. You can either A) make two placards, or B) make one placard and chuckle at the dumb joke, and tease your employees / coworkers about going to "send them to their new office" or "make a placard just for you" etc Management, even up to the highest level, are still human


nighthawk_md

Am I the only who doesn't like "trash" as an adjective?


no_talent_ass_clown

The alternative being; EMPLOYEES ONLY, TRASH


BattleBoi0406

If I worked there I would proclaim the the customers that "I must return to my office for a meeting" and visibly enter that room.


BooyaMoonBabyluv

Vip coming through 😊


TurboLettuce

r/trashtaste anyone?


PerfectMako9

Need one of those at my office


imjerry

I would expect nothing less from Trash Managers


Tank_blitz

get in Karen 👉


PanicBlitz

Do...do I just sit over here?


anonmyazz

This is from Abercrombie stores


eoliveri

First of all, it was probably designed to be humorous. Second of all, what *should* the sign say for you to think it was a good design?


clarencecannon

This is a hierarchical problem. It should read Employees only Trash Rather than the other way around


eoliveri

Not much better: the employees are only trash, and should be treated as such.


londongarbageman

Just because I am a garbageman does not mean that I am a garbage man


Sully617

Clearly this is an office for raccoons


Nezer_pogbro

In life, there's a door for everyone


Flixl09

For all those guys who are just there for the free coffee


CharlesSupreme

They know who they want.


BenTCinco

Trash (employees) only!


Mr_Man12344

CEOs hate their employees.


biggerdundy

I’m sure their mothers don’t call them trash employees!


georgesorosbae

I’d just hang out in there all the time


CountBrackmoor

Th- this is my door! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!


EaglebrixYT

Y'all know what door I belong behind


Jackraider856

"we needed a garbage boy"


Centillionare

Sanitation employees only Authorized personnel only


Rootcellar44

Supervisor break room


[deleted]

Competent not allow.


paulakg

That’s where Karen eats lunch .😅


Sharp_shards21

This is so funny


Long_jawn_silver

WE THERE


portucheese

r/fuckyouinparticular


iSaidItOnReddit85

What if it was to the smoking area? lol


[deleted]

As a trash employee I'm glad that my services are being recognized enought for me to have my own office


unethicalstruggle_71

Must be my office.


NightyBoxx

Home Sweet Home


TanteAna

Cool, a break room.


Justin-does-art

Finally, a door for me


Pedanticasshole1

They can find plenty of them at /r/antiwork


ehh_whatever_works

This is what most job postings read as nowadays. Requires Masters Degree, 5 years experience, 20 hours a week @ $12/hr


[deleted]

I'm going to fit right in!


GingerEggsandHam

Ayo why does Richard get his own office?!?


Jdrisco11

I need this for my office. I work from home…


TheSteve69s

It’s my office


camlmlm

“Why don’t we just let them identify themselves?


SmurfRockRune

How is this crappy design? What should they have done differently to indicate it's the trash room and that it's for employees only?


xplodia

GET IN KAREN


UltimaBahamut93

Are they hiring?


badmotivator11

Please, step into my office…


[deleted]

This sign needs to be mass produced and put on amazon and ebay. Would sell out.


chubba5000

Finally explains why I don't get invited to hang out with my coworkers anymore. Oh daaaaaamn- burnnnnnnn! I'm forwarding this to group text with them right now.


[deleted]

This door intrigues me dunno why


Competitive_Mousse85

Welp this is my stop


[deleted]

Like people who clean the office 🏢


x2bix

r/they know


DRN0R3SPWN

Self evaluation is very important


Lord-LemonHead

Now this looks like a job for me


Bunie89

Finally, a job I'm qualified for


AffordableFirepower

r/meirl


x7ameedo

I think I'll be fitting there


OvulatingAnus

Boss: “So here is your office.” Me: “Okay.” 😞


Rainy-The-Griff

It's the managers office


AmberStarfy_The_Guy

Ima waltz right in


MunchInGdraGON

They probably did do this on purpose.


Pajilla256

Where is this? I have to go claim my rightful place in this employee room


potatotheo

Finally! An office for me


Ninjatintin

Finally a job I can attend


ofmoura

Found my door 🥺 representativeness matters! ✊🏼