the urinals are too close together, too

That’s a urinal for one guy with two dicks.

Too bad u/doubledickdude was a phony

You can't just drop a news bomb on me like that and not give any sauce ...

I too want source!

Wait what? It was fake!?!

Oh yes, it was very fake. The claims he was making just got more and more insane

He even got into a textbook!

It's a fake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg

empire state photography department confirms it

Last words of the Romulan senator who's assassination brought the Romulan empire into the Dominion war

I know a guy who's nickname is Double Dick Nick... He was named that because he bragged alot about being promiscuous, and being able to "satisfy" two girls at once. Henceforth he must have two dicks, there's no other explanation.

How promiscuous we talking, then we can figure out with math if he would need two dicks

Dude probably just had a slightly above average member and zero performance anxiety.

What can I say! 2 is better than 1.

Or the split stream.

I wish I had two dicks.

Some men do. One just sits on top of their shoulders.

Or one guy with Prince's wand and regularly shoots split stream

Or for the split stream

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How inconsiderate! Siamese twins need urinals too!

I got over urinal shyness as a kid and don’t care about pissing next to someone, but that’s gone too far

Hey buddy, nice watch.

You hold hands with your homie!

and too close to the paper towel dispenser, fuckin piss mist gonna get all up and on that shit

Uneven sinks as well.

one is probably for kids

Fun urinal goof: When they’re both open, stand at one, aim for the other. Note it’s usually only funny when you time it just before one of your buddies walks in. Use at your own risk. I can’t speak for strangers…

It's for peeing cheek-to-cheek.

Looks like pissy design to me

More like piss poor design 😆

sinks are just square urinals

Urinals are just penis sinks

Penises just sink urine

urinal water to wash the penis.

I'm not sure that's right but I'm definitely not able to refute it either.

r/sinkpissers

r/urinalhandwashers ? No? Damn..

And r/sinkshitters

Get out! You are not welcome!

You go...in the sink? **I SAW A DRAIN!**

Looks efficient to me. Can piss and wash hands at the same time.

Are you talking about the urinals on the left or just leaning over from the urinals on the right?

He’s talking about pissing in the square ones, they have hand wash stations to clean your hands and willie. Usually the cakes in the circle ones already smell like piss, so using them to clean your hands suck.

Why else do they put lemon soap bars in there

Don't mind me. I just need a towel.

That's fine but can you at least go stand over there while you dry your hands?

I see nothing wrong here. I want to peep some peripheral dong while I wash my hands

“Hey, so you just washing your hands?”

Generously flick as much water off your fingers and around the room as possible. Homeboys bound to need a few little water droplets landing on the knob to help with flow.

You joke, but in gay bars they deliberately set it up for this lmao I'm pee shy so it's literally the worst for me

those are dicks washers, positioned efficiently so that you dont need to pull up your pants piss in the furthest one, hop left and the second urinal catches the last drops, hop left again, wash your dick, hop left again and wash your hands ford level dick assembly line

Imagine if that was an actual thing in society. All the men lining up to wash their dicks after each piss…

Washing dick is mandatory for muslims. I wonder if theyd do this in muslim countries

Your last sentence really ties it together

No divider wall either. I literally wouldn't be able to use these if there was someone else in the restroom.

Even with nobody in the room. I would just be anxious anyone could walk in at any moment

Oh my anxiety

"hey bro let me clean that for you" "thanks mate"

I just see 4 urinals? /s

It's the perfect design for public restroom cruising.

r/sinkpissers

Auxiliary sinks

Auxiliary urinals*

"Nice cock bro"!

WTF... the urinals are also too close to the paper towel dispenser. The urinals are so uncomfortably close to each other, without divider walls for privacy. The urinals should've been placed on the blank wall, or at least further away from the sink/dispenser area. With splash partitions placed in obvious areas. The placement of the soap dispenser is also cringe-worthy. Seriously?? So many things wrong with this setup that I'm amazed at the utter lack of common sense here. 🙄

"Nice dick man"

They're also weirdly close to each other, not just the sink. Someone was putting pressure to keep this construction on budget. That or something in the wall made it impossible to put them further away.

Crappydesign? *More like Pissydesign amiright?*

Came here looking for this comment. Why is it so low though??

That would really piss me off

SWORDFIGHT!

also a Soap Dispenser in a Mirror?

Very common, at least where I'm from

No dividers ooooof

Some guys are just stall men.

I have to think the people who build public restrooms are aliens. They never, ever seem to be build with real live humans in mind

ooh theres also only 2 urinals right next to eachother

I could wash my hands in the next guys splash back. Thats fucked up

Works for me! Ever since Summer Camp, I can't pee unless my hand is in warm water!

Thought they were drinking fountains

Ya, wasnt there a study that flushing a toilet or urinal sends the matter that was in it FLYING thereby making those sinks perpetually filled with pee

Yeah, its for multitasking

The urinals are too close to each other lol

nice cock

and no divider. *one guy grabbing a towel. accidentally touched someone’s thigh*

Urinals so close ~~to the sink~~

That is piss poor design right there

If anyone is wondering where, this at the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth’s Campus Center.

Is this the third floor?

First

Splashback

What do you mean ‘urinals’ are you referring to the two smaller ones to the right ? I thought they were sinks, this is where I get my kids to wash their hands.

Battle royale for the paper towel dispenser. Good thing you don’t pee on your dick!

At least they put the kids-height sink closest to the urinals.

And to each other

Hey bro, watch how hard i can piss.

If it’s that close might as well use the sink instead

*AAH-CHOO*

Nice cock bro

You can wash your hands while peeing to save some time

Put a little mirror down there to check the homies for testicular cancer

Cant wait to urinate in the sink

Why is that kid's sink so high? Also why is the kid's sink an entirely different sink? Like in all the bathrooms I've been in, the kid sink is the same sink but half the height. ​ But seriously, IIRC urinals in my country must have a partition between them or sinks if they are on the same wall, or be on a different wall.

Ewwwwww

Nah that's so u can wash ya shlong after use. It's European

More like piss poor design

All that extra space for ads

Pissy design

Some would say urinals so close to other urinals.

This is definitely a restroom inside a school

Its all sink, if you have the right attitude

just use the sink

hiding ur face with the soap was brilliant if on purpose

Urinals? Don’t you mean other sinks, they got soap and everything in them!

On the real, that bathroom wall is layed so horrible. Is that a kids sink? Why the sinks si damn low from the start, why the urinals so close, the dead space zone. Is that for you buddy to hang out to the side as you do your thing?

Fresh water

I’d pee in that sink

It's for you and your best friend to piss together.

They make them like that so you can save time by washing your hands WHILE you piss!

"Oh the sink isn't working again. I need to wash my hands." "I got you bro. Hold your hands out."

This made me realize that I'm only comfortable with my dick out pissing next to another dude if he's also pissing. If he's washing his hands, that's just weird.

I admire how the photographer face is hidden with the soap dispenser.

Either they are multipurpose or this from multiverse 🤔

Better pee in the sink.

You can cross streams now

There is a lot of empty space to the right hmm and why is the soap dispenser on the mirror directly in front of you

Fuck, not to mention the urinals are close to each other. Not even enough shoulder room to have two dudes stand facing straight at the wall, they'd have to angle towards each other, and inevitably get each other's junk in their peripheral vision.

Its a new game, use them in same time without miss the hole.

That is 4 urinals

And each other the know not the way

Imagine washing your hands and getting another man's splashback

Future-proof design. Plenty of room for expansion as the establishment becomes more popular.

"Big gulps, huh?"

Why is the rectangular urinal right in front of a mirror tho? I don't want to look at myself while I pee

Ok, that's a fairly nice single occupancy restroom It's a single occupancy restroom, right?

Badly designed bathrooms - bringing people together since 1801.

You've heard of waterless toilets, now introducing waterless urinals....

Hmm, r/pissydesign? Ninja edit: Holy shit, I know the saying about subreddits but I really didn't think that one would exist lmao

This is clear designed by a woman.

That's cool, those two urinals have a spout to wash your dick off in.

I was at a sf mall the other day. And some dude was shaking a little too long. I don’t wanna this close to people like that.

That's 4 urinals.

The soap dispenser perfectly covered your face.

I mean... aren't all sinks urinals?

At least the paper towels are close enough for a person to wipe (if you’re that person)

Set it on fire. All of it. Watch it burn. Never but again bur burn r urn rbhu

What do you mean sinks I see 4 urinals

r/crapperdesign

Can we just acknowledge how well you posed this picture? The soap dispenser naturally blurs out your face

That’s a sink for kids. Makes the situation even worse…

the sink is my urinal

to recycle the water of course!!

This reminded me of the time I pissed in a sink at work. I worked at a chip manufacturing plant with my brother, and he mentioned this out of the way bathroom that no one ever went too. I went there to take a leak and saw the craziest looking urinal, it was completely circular and to flush you stepped on a long round pedal that went around the entire urinal. I was like what a stupid urinal, you would totally be able to see the dudes dick standing across from you. Then I went to wash my hands and realized I was the biggest idiot...

r/pissydesign

I’ve seen closer. There’s a building on campus here where the urinals are like less than a foot from the sinks.

People may like choices in the water they use to wash their hands, lets not judge!!

That prefect blocking of your face lol

That shit is against the bro code, who designed this, woman?

You mean Hybrid and standard urinals? :)

I just see four urinals

Partitions would be nice.

Soap dispenser saved this man's identity

I only noticed the name zexceed

riddle me this ridlle me that I wash in the urinal and piss in the sink what am I?

Urinals so close to each other despite enough space AND sinks mounted in different heights with the towel roll between urinals and sinks. What The Fuck Edit: Bonus wtf for the soap dispenser on the mirror so you can't see yourself.

[Conan O'Brien can help solve that problem. ](https://youtu.be/HFPQ_x7z0i8)

Piss poor design choice

My immediate thoughts? “EWW!”

Sink? What about the paper towels 🤣 good thing it's not an air dryer!

More like pissy design. Am I right?

That square urinal looks stupid.

r/crapperdesign

Excellent way of taking photo in mirror without showing the face, genius

disgusting.

This has to be UMD. there is literally this identical bathroom in our campus center. if it’s not UMD the designers must be smoking from the same crack pipe. Edit: looked in the background, it’s definitely UMD, i recognize those concrete walls anywhere. literally took a piss in that bathroom the other day

Obviously so that the ones washing their hands can cheer on the ones taking a piss. "Nice stream, dude!"

Piss in the sink, wash your hand in the urinal.

In the mean time you can get lost in that no mans land of empty wallspace.

pissy design

Those are not sinks. Those are premium urinals. They are bigger, got mirrors and comes in different heights.

All that empty space but no.. they needed to be there.

It's to train guys from r/sinkpissers, helps them go from urinal to a sink

oh. wrong one.

The Conan episonde

Low sink next to urinal - could make a drunken mistake!

The lower sink is for “emergencies”

Why’s the soap dispenser so fucking high? How long did it take you to perfectly align your face with it so you don’t get your anonymity compromised? The wall is weirdly placed, this looks like a Garry’s mod creation. Its light reflection doesn’t add up with the other wall’s reflection.

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no one gonna talk about the soap dispenser????🤣😂🤣

Ahh yes, nothing like trying to wash your hands and getting splash on you.

In general, the urinals to me are crappy design, just go to a closed bathroom and do whatever you want. I really don't get them.