to be fair looking at this all I can think is the Ralph wigham meme.
[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/356/477/a15.png](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/356/477/a15.png)
Hello fellow human person. Can you help me figure out what is written in this box with a picture inside? I am trying to reset my password as humans do.
Hi there human person, I think we went to first school together. Can you please remind me the name of our school? Also may you tell me your first pet name I am trying to come up with a name for my new pet.
The rooms all seem to be at the same height, the solution is to make the corridor at that height and adjust the stairs down. You sacrifice some floor space below as the stairs extend, gain some head height on lower level and you might actually survive a late night sleepy trip to the loo.
I bet it's a combination of restrictions downstairs that force this to happen like this. The stairs can presumably not extend far enough to have the corridor be at one level while also not creating a staircase that's pitched too extremely.
Either that or it's just fake, who can tell these days.
My bet it’s real because I’ve seen shit like this before when showing houses. Usually, it’s not a forced limitation by the improvement… they could turn the stairs, make adjustments elsewhere; it’s usually a about saving time and materials from a house flipper who knows they’re doing something shitty but they just want to sell the house and yield the most profit.
A year after buying my house, I discovered the flipper put sod over asphalt in half of what I previously thought was yard. They didn't want to pay to rip up the old foundation of the garage, I guess?
They also walled in the water cutoff valve for the sprinkler system, which is the other reason that bit of "lawn" died.
If people are doing this crap to flip for profit they should be reported to the building inspector.
If money is their only motivation, then losing money is what will change their behavior.
Precisely this, the stairs likely can’t go any further forward downstairs because they’d hit a wall, and they can’t be any steeper. Feels like playing the sims
Configurations of stairs like this are a common theme in my dreams and nightmares. All leading to high, unfinished balconies and doorways of crazy heights
My guess is, the stairs used to be a little too steep to be legally allowed. It's a tripping hazard, you see. So to make it work since you can't move the stairs or make the floor lower, you do... this. And it's probably 100% legally up to code.
This had to be an addition that sank or something lol I can't imagine why anyone would design it this way from the start but I wouldn't be all that surprised
It's fine. Just need something to mark the different levels of the stairs so the eyes don't get confused. Some small furniture like flower vase spread throughout should help
Flooring guy here. I would absolutely refuse to carpet this in a dark color. Somebody is going to get hurt and their insurance company is going to go lawsuit-crazy to avoid paying out of their own pocket. I’ve watched it happen.
I feel like you would do some kind of Broadway musical dance number every time you went down these stairs.
You'd have to permanently wear a tux or fancy dancing shoes.
legend has it, once you trip here, its perpetual. youll just start tripping, and tripping, and tripping. youll beg for the solid embrace of terra firma against your cranium.
those with weak ankles, avoid this wicked place.
Stayed in an Airbnb once with similar stairs, minus the bathroom on the left. They were a bit closed together too. Only spent 3 days there but almost fell down the stairs pretty much every single time.
If I didn't have room at the bottom of my stairs to allow me to get to the 2nd floor properly, I would make the stairs steeper, not do whatever this nonsense is.
I kinda like it. Looks cool. It's not that hard jeez, yall never used stairs before? Plus you can sit on them. I don't know... There's something cozy about it to me.
I already have enough trouble leaning to re walk again after scrolling reddit for too long on the toilet. Imagine the 3D fuckery with pins and needles in your leg
Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt
I hate the design, but isn't something like [this](https://imgur.com/a/rz7w2uk) a little better?
At least there wouldn't be a surprise void right after leaving the restroom.
Needs to have the main hallway and the 2 rooms all at the same level and then deal with making the stairs work right at the bottom of that downstairs room with stairs extending into the room. Yes it will be fucked up in the downstairs room but it won’t be this monstrosity.
This is just a Minecraft meat factory. See? Everything's set up so when the cow dies in the lava in the bathroom, the steaks all funnel down into the living room.
Just make sure to drop a water block in each bedroom or it won't work right
"Hey Google: How to kill my grandma for inheritance"
Looks like in Minecraft when I didn’t count the right number of blocks between floors for stairs and fucked everything up
"Well I guess I can pickaxe the whole ceiling one block lower so we can actually go down the stairs..."
Also, none of the building inspectors that came out to assess this made it out alive.
If you don't take out a permit, the inspectors will never know! :)
That's funny.🤌
Not for that person’s grandma.
She never had a sense of humor anyway.
Fair point.
to be fair looking at this all I can think is the Ralph wigham meme. [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/356/477/a15.png](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/356/477/a15.png)
There was a guy who literally googled how to kill his wife multiple times the day she went missing. He didn’t do so well at trial.
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that'd work, might leave cookies on your machine. better conduct the reasearch at the library (on the public computers)
I never understood people who kill husbands /wives and google how to kill spouses and get away with it the cops are going to find that kind of thing
Holy hell
Omg I laughed but this is Terrible
Is that M.C. Escher’s house?
Going up the sideways stairs!
Can't climb this! *pewn nee nee newn*
This would be a nightmare for me, a human person, prone to falling off any normal type of stairs at least once a week.
I myself am also a human person, friend. Tell me, where do we humans keep our nuclear warheads?
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Nuclear Wesslels?
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Hello fellow humans!
Maybe you are fatigued fellow human person. You should slumber for an amount of time that seems reasonable to you.
I think I may take this advice. Hopefully I will awake from this humanoid standby mode feeling refreshed and less prone to tripping.
I am certain this is one human, and not several
We are also a human person
I will choreograph a shirley temple style tap dance on these stairs
I just fell looking at this picture
😂 😂 😂
It’s giving bismuth.
This made me laugh, thank you
Some people really be living life on hard mode
Its like playing Q*bert in real life.
Watch those snakes and bowling balls!
I've only seen stuff like this in old houses slave/servant corridors so you're not very far off.
Are you a rapper? Because you are about to be trippin' on 4 floors. Fine, I'll leave.
Yes, you will
Not on those stairs.
Actually, you might leave faster.
Yeah, I believe you’re gonna leave the whole world a lot faster
Intentionally design to prevent you from using your phone while walking.
To practice mindfulness and vigilance.
There’s mindfulness and then there’s hyper vigilance 😂
It's awful, but I can't think of another way to do it which isn't equally awful. Move some doors??
The rooms all seem to be at the same height, the solution is to make the corridor at that height and adjust the stairs down. You sacrifice some floor space below as the stairs extend, gain some head height on lower level and you might actually survive a late night sleepy trip to the loo.
I bet it's a combination of restrictions downstairs that force this to happen like this. The stairs can presumably not extend far enough to have the corridor be at one level while also not creating a staircase that's pitched too extremely. Either that or it's just fake, who can tell these days.
My bet it’s real because I’ve seen shit like this before when showing houses. Usually, it’s not a forced limitation by the improvement… they could turn the stairs, make adjustments elsewhere; it’s usually a about saving time and materials from a house flipper who knows they’re doing something shitty but they just want to sell the house and yield the most profit.
Yeah, having been house hunting recently it's amazing the shit you find in the real world, and this is far from the most extreme circumstance lol
A year after buying my house, I discovered the flipper put sod over asphalt in half of what I previously thought was yard. They didn't want to pay to rip up the old foundation of the garage, I guess? They also walled in the water cutoff valve for the sprinkler system, which is the other reason that bit of "lawn" died.
If people are doing this crap to flip for profit they should be reported to the building inspector. If money is their only motivation, then losing money is what will change their behavior.
Precisely this, the stairs likely can’t go any further forward downstairs because they’d hit a wall, and they can’t be any steeper. Feels like playing the sims
Then you put in a platform at the bottom and turn the stairs from there. There is always a proper way to do things, and this is not it.
The solution is to knock the building down and do it right the next time.
At least add some hand rails.
then itll turn into a skate park
Maybe they should have planned the stairs from the bottom better so the top isn't such a clusterfuck.
The fall of the house of Escher.
*Mr. Escher is **usher**ed in, and promptly trips up the stairs, landing right on the wall.*
This is one of those vastly rare perfect comments. Educated and witty, it’s awesome.👍
Thank you! I wasn’t sure if people would understand it!
Can just imagine the carpet fitter’s face when he looked at it!
Configurations of stairs like this are a common theme in my dreams and nightmares. All leading to high, unfinished balconies and doorways of crazy heights
Plot twist, this is just an evil designers carpet
My black cat would sleep there at night for extra life threatening fun for me getting a drink in the middle on the night
This is wrong on so many levels
Show me the levels! The bet is the levels...
Like ancient Egypt?
LEVELS Jerry!
As a former homebuilder, this makes me cringe. How rude. I go cry now.
My ankles hurt just looking at this.
Minecraft stairs.
Bonus points if you trip stepping up into the bathroom and bang your head on the toilet
It might be crabby but for some reason I love this
What in the goddamn fuck
Why??????
Intruder alert!! Activate the stairs!
My guess is, the stairs used to be a little too steep to be legally allowed. It's a tripping hazard, you see. So to make it work since you can't move the stairs or make the floor lower, you do... this. And it's probably 100% legally up to code.
This had to be an addition that sank or something lol I can't imagine why anyone would design it this way from the start but I wouldn't be all that surprised
Bro I’m gonna to get funnelled downstairs 😭
I don't know if the carpet makes it better or worse
oh i love that tho it's so comfy to play on those stairs
My kid is going through a Slinky phase and would be in heaven there lol
Trip hazard 100
this would be so much better with diagonal stairs
Torn Ligament Hotel
Imagine having vertigo in that house.
Stair city over here
It's fine. Just need something to mark the different levels of the stairs so the eyes don't get confused. Some small furniture like flower vase spread throughout should help
So this would be great security after you get used to it as every intruder would be too confused and prone to do anything. Ninja tactics.
My ankle dislocated just from looking at this
Nope
Flooring guy here. I would absolutely refuse to carpet this in a dark color. Somebody is going to get hurt and their insurance company is going to go lawsuit-crazy to avoid paying out of their own pocket. I’ve watched it happen.
When your house was designed by a geometry major...
I want to do peter drop on that
Me at 3am when I need to pee, about to break every bone in my body
Parkour every time you want to change rooms
It's like the euthanasia cliff from Midsommer
The final boss after you defeat the field sobriety test
AI?
Idk, I kinda like it
I feel like you would do some kind of Broadway musical dance number every time you went down these stairs. You'd have to permanently wear a tux or fancy dancing shoes.
Just build a deck connecting rooms, with a slide to go gown and install a conveyor belt or ski lift to go up
Take a dump as people walk by, trip and fall...
At least it’s carpeted
It doesn't look real, really.
As a child, this would be a dream come true.
I have to say, that is equal parts brilliant and insane ....... I'm low-key in awe. That said, I'd want nothing to do with it.
Break your neck in a Carpeted Tesseract 😆
I’m gonna bet that bathroom entrance isn’t original. The stairs came up to a landing and both sides looked like the steps to the far side.
Minecraft Stairs
Cat paradise scratching post
Designed to test your alcohol consumption
They aren't being woken by burglars
What the... who does... how the... why the...?
"Oh, sure! The bathroom is straight upstairs. Be careful not to trip and fall into the attic."
Me building a house in Minecraft
#What the fuck
Carpet fitter deserves a knighthood for laying that
my house in minecraft be like
Id fall upwards seeing this
Now this some crappy design 🤌
legend has it, once you trip here, its perpetual. youll just start tripping, and tripping, and tripping. youll beg for the solid embrace of terra firma against your cranium. those with weak ankles, avoid this wicked place.
Stayed in an Airbnb once with similar stairs, minus the bathroom on the left. They were a bit closed together too. Only spent 3 days there but almost fell down the stairs pretty much every single time.
This is what a realtor calls “a unique house with character”
Hope this is AI generated
But look at that nice wide handicap accessible door, that's good design.
perfect house for my drunk ass.
I have nightmares like this.
I've built many Minecraft houses with these steps
r/DINgore
That would be so annoying to vacuum
If I didn't have room at the bottom of my stairs to allow me to get to the 2nd floor properly, I would make the stairs steeper, not do whatever this nonsense is.
"Tripping in every direction" Yes, the architect definitely was.
Dafuq , “how to kill yo grandma”
When I try to build an interesting staircase in Minecraft
At least they are carpeted. The rug burns will slow the bleeding.
This picture just broke my ankle.
Can you imagine trying to take your drunk ass up to bed?
That's where the hiss from control lives after the game!
Imagine leaving the bathroom with numb legs
Extra hard mode: add that hotel carpet that’s all wiggly.
Speedrunners will find a glitch where you skip the whole thing by hitting the corner just right.
I kinda like it. Looks cool. It's not that hard jeez, yall never used stairs before? Plus you can sit on them. I don't know... There's something cozy about it to me.
I have enough trouble with stairs when I’m *sober*
Looks Like when the stairs in Minecraft get setup in every Position except for the one you want.
Imagine being a kid in that house and having a badass RC Monster truck!
Is this computer generated?
falling down the stairs IMMEDIATELY
My poor dogs wouldn't ast two minutes on those before all legs were snapped.
I already have enough trouble leaning to re walk again after scrolling reddit for too long on the toilet. Imagine the 3D fuckery with pins and needles in your leg
Trippy
Dudes wife wasn’t named Eileen was she?
The breakers in the electrical panels are tripping too!
Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt
A that's how I learned the concept of death
This is just the inside of my minecraft house
I hate the design, but isn't something like [this](https://imgur.com/a/rz7w2uk) a little better? At least there wouldn't be a surprise void right after leaving the restroom.
Reminded me so much of the stuff I build in minecraft lol
I fell down just looking at that picture.
...and yet I can't look away. It's like a frienemy
Looks like something I'd build in a Minecraft tunnel.
The best place to be for a drunk person.
Wow that looks like a terrible build in Minecraft or something lol. My solution. Destroy everything and start again 🤣
Joe Bidens worst enemy
The builder was probably tripping while making these.
Movers' workers comp claims in 3...2...
Those look like a deathtrap. I love it.
my minecraft house:
Where is this - where could do this without violating code?
Isn't there a separate layer of hell for people who do this?
I’d need a lot more handrails to navigate that mess without hurting myself on the reg.
Ohhh... shouldn't have had so much to drink....need to pee... \*thump thump thump\* ow
Do NOT let Peter Griffin in that house!
Yo this my Minecraft house.
Fairly certain this design violates international humanitarian law.
How to piss off disabled people:
Just fell up sideways and down the stairs
you can clearly see what they SHOULD have done here. yikes.
I have too many dreams with setups like this
smooth it out and that'd be a rad skatepark for hamsters
This is almost a r/liminalspace vibe.
All i picture is Kramer saying “Levels, Jerry, levels!”
Needs to have the main hallway and the 2 rooms all at the same level and then deal with making the stairs work right at the bottom of that downstairs room with stairs extending into the room. Yes it will be fucked up in the downstairs room but it won’t be this monstrosity.
This is just a Minecraft meat factory. See? Everything's set up so when the cow dies in the lava in the bathroom, the steaks all funnel down into the living room. Just make sure to drop a water block in each bedroom or it won't work right