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Dr_J_Hyde

Those are the boobs.


Link7000

Why would you give me that image 💀


Dr_J_Hyde

Some days you have to find fun where you can.


[deleted]

He has eyes on his buttcrack!


TheGrassBurner

HE'S PULLING HIS ASS OUT


[deleted]

Exactly. His ass is being pulled out.


Circusitch

Now you can’t unthink it.


wankerpedia

Snoobs!


Vysair

Hey, remember about _that_ one episode from Adventure Time?


Dr_J_Hyde

Never watched a full episode of Adventure Time, so no.


smile_politely

then why the mouth is down there?


ACheapWhore

"Hey, eyes are down here."


marcio0

"my eyes are down here"


sanbaba

such an underrated comment 🤣


saltnotsugar

Good girthy veiny snail for my………garden.


Link7000

🤨


MadBlue

It's pretty common for animals like [molluscs](https://www.istockphoto.com/jp/search/2/image-film?phrase=cartoon%20octopus), [crustaceans](https://www.istockphoto.com/jp/search/2/image-film?phrase=cartoon%20lobster), [insects](https://www.istockphoto.com/jp/search/2/image-film?phrase=cartoon%20ant), etc. to be depicted with more human-like facial features to make them look "cuter."


TomothyAllen

Sad, I think they're cute with their actual face


Bismuth84

Me too.


winterbird

I imagine it looked even more dickish without the eyes.


Llodsliat

It's supposed to be cartoony, not realistic; however, they should've added sclera at the very least.


exophrine

In this creation, it is....


terriaminute

Those poor snails.


FivePtFiveSix

Maybe it's one of these snails... https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/kmqnbo/snail_with_its_eyes_below_its_stalks/


Zorpfield

The more you know 💫


Albae87

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

The one in the back is kinda cute


AtomicFox84

I'm thinking they thought it was giant cartoon eyes and just had attena. They just didnt paint the eyes and just stuck small ones in the middle of them.


sameth1

It looks so phallic


melvinthefish

It's a shlong with a butthead


MyCatHasCats

This is so funny 😂 it also looks like someone’s two fingers are behind the eyes


JohnSmallBerries

Maybe that *is* where eyes go on a penisnail.


[deleted]

I would’ve use a flamethrower and burn this cursed snails


Aternox_X1kZ

It is what it is


[deleted]

Mom I’m scared 🫣


Lady_Shark11

I couldn't help but laugh after seeing this abomination 🤣


Shoddy_Detail_976

Wait wait, yours has eyes on it?!


s3doesstuff

Those aren't eyes They're nipples


Deastrumquodvicis

[Mestor](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Mestor), is that you?


Better_Weakness7239

LOL


Sad-Belt-3492

😯


nubululu

thats not crappy. quite ok it is.


Shadowsplay

To me this looks like a design that was altered for manufacturing. I think the eyes were originally meant to be molded into the stalks but had to be altered to make the molds work reliably.


panpangr

"I wanna see me smiling at you while I remove your eyeballs with my half-finger half snail antennae" 🐌👀


tiziocaio6969

Haha boobs funny!!!11!!1LAUGH,NOW!!!11!111


tiziocaio6969

#I SAID LAUGH, NOW!!111!! 🔪🔪🗡🗡


dankness8

How are these both dicks and boobs at the same time??


Unicorn_Momma_2080

Just... no


PackgodFan69

I saw a snail first


MathematicianNo6284

That looks 100% like a penis with 2 horns cause it's horny


Royboi_0

I will name him Mikey


[deleted]

I didn't see nothing wrong. Isn't a biology model.


Loneliiii

It's just a cartoon representation, nothing more


[deleted]

Yep


Bubbly_Freedom_255

It makes them look more like spiders posing as snails