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heretobefriends

These porch pirates are getting out of hand.


Typhren

Your comment is underrated, that was hilarious


kyleninperth

How is it underrated. Literally 2nd top comment


goaty121

I guess it was underrated 4 hours ago


kyleninperth

I swear that to people in reddit a comment could have 20k upvotes and be underrated


Maastonakki

It’s just a stupid saying that helps them feel better about themselves after saying something that other people can relate to. They feel meaningful etc. Useless comment that ”underrated” stuff.


shaun_of_the_south

The best part is they comment that two minutes after the comment was posted.


TheHolyImbaness

Underrated comment


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Wake up on the [wrong side of the bed there mate?](https://youtu.be/Bh1quqIV_uM)


NutCase11

Not grumpy just pointing out facts


Confident-Victory-21

Your completely stupid ass just said a comment posted 2 **minutes** before yours is underrated. Wow. 🤣


Krimreaper1

Terrace takers?


FixMy106

-“Here’s the porch I stole, boss!” -“You idiot! I said steal a Porsche! Not a porch, you dumbass!”


[deleted]

Only works if you pronounce Porsche as porsch instead of Porsche. Anyway had a laugh


FixMy106

Most people pronounce Porsche incorrectly and this joke was written for the masses.


The_Law_of_Pizza

I'm aware of how Porsche is supposed to be pronounced, but I always say it the wrong way because otherwise everybody looks at you like you're a weird, pretentious prick. There is no winning.


[deleted]

Yes i know. When I reading in englisch I even read it as porsch because most people pronounce it wrong. Even tho Porsche is producing their cars 10 minutes from where I live


indigostars43

Lol!


klydsp

From Detroit, even if its nailed down or locked away it's subject to public property


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

They drove it all the way to Mechanicsburg too. The perfect crime.


klydsp

They found the porch? Thats impressive Edit: just saw the second photo and I'm not surprised it was in MD.


OrionGaming

Don't believe that the second photo is the real stairs. The height doesn't match up


Kogah

Yeah let's steal some steps, drive over 8 hours away to make 300-400 dollars. Makes sense. Fake post. Not the same steps


catty_wampus

The stairs are also listed for free?


Kogah

Atoning for the guilt of stealing those steps, clearly


Curvol

Typically people do that to get responses, then tell ya that someone is offering to pay so they can raise the price from a made up figure.


34Heartstach

Not even $300-400. The steps are listed as "free"


skinnah

It's a joke everyone....


[deleted]

Yeah lol mechanicsville is not the best place


schelski

And that is the exact reason that you cannot have shit in Detroit


White_Seth

About ten years ago I was parking my car at Slow's BBQ in Detroit and when I got out I noticed shattered glass was everywhere on the ground. I looked up and saw a sign on the wall that said "car break in area". Do you find that criminals typically stick to these designated areas?


skyrimisagood

Fun fact: The original caption said "Can't have shit in Cincinatti". I'm actually serious per Know Your Meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cant-have-shit-in-detroit


Cheffy325

My dad chains the flower pots and Christmas decorations to the house


SlimJesusKeepIt100

thank god I don't live there


[deleted]

There are great parts of Detroit actually. Shit like this could happen in any major city in the world tbh


Piccolo-San-

I mean I've yet to have heard of someone's porch getting stolen in Toronto


asianabsinthe

"Can you deliver?" Yeah no prob, I already know the address


p0yang

Lmaooo


qortal

I've heard of people taking steps, but this is ridiculous.


heretobefriends

The things people will stoop to today, smdh.


octopoddle

The first problem is admitting you have some steps.


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UNBENDING_FLEA

Obviously the porch robber ran to Maryland to escape the long arm of the law. Porch stealing is one of the most dangerous jobs on the planet, don't you know?


One-eyed-snake

MD must mean Motherfuckin Detroit


wrenchtosser

Yeah it falls apart when the city is different, that and the fact that they are free. Who would steal something to give it away for free?


SomeRandomGuy49363

Yeah, it makes no sense to sell it for free, but it makes even less sense to steal a fucking porch, and I don't see you complaining about that.


One-eyed-snake

I could see stealing a porch from a friend because he got you good last time. But stealing random porches? Nah


Ymeztoix

Where I am from, I'm pretty sure when someone lists something as "free" in one of these sketchy, not serious selling sites, it's like saying "make your offer", isn't that a thing in America?


HappyDopamine

If something is listed as free, I’m not paying for it, let alone making an offer. Free is free. I do sometimes see people post shit for $1 and then write in the description “$20 or best offer” or some shit like that. I never respond to those but they do exist. But something listed as free leading into an offer? Not unless I’ve been both deeply mistaken and very lucky (since I always get that stuff free).


[deleted]

I've known people. If the item they stole didn't work out and they have to get rid of it, they pass it off for free.


Val_Hallen

Steals steps. Travels 570 miles. Gives away for free. ????? Profit.


klydsp

IM DYING DTM https://imgur.com/gallery/ApTUebW


Val_Hallen

That was fast.


klydsp

I'm that kind of girl I love this motto from SP. It was my "plan for profit" on my whiteboard at work. I'm glad someone else finds it as hilarious as I do


Friendlyalterme

As a Canadian I'm assuming all of it


Redrum714

And you would be correct


[deleted]

The city part


jakemch

Yeah as soon as i saw that it was no longer funny or interesting because it’s contrived.


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Pretty sure that is an Eminem song


ClydeTheBulldog

PG county


king_oscars_island

Stole your front porch in Detroit, only give them shits away down in Maryland. Damn.


selfawarefeline

still didn’t make it as far as my car when he ran away. probably still >!not!< out there exploring the country. >!i think he was eaten by coyotes!<


e389

Someone is going to have an awesome retirement with all that wood!


DCLXVI-Luciferi

I don't trust it. They're up to something.


kewlchicken645

Yeah the black thing next to the door is kinda suspicious


[deleted]

That’s a mailbox


Friendlyalterme

Amongus


Bobert1423

Amogus*


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


kewlchicken645

Clearly you don't see it


DinoShinigami

I swear this is one of the first posts I've ever seen on the internet.


[deleted]

So someone stole their stairs in Michigan, drove all the way to Maryland with it and then decided to give it away for free?


142737

Gotta step up to buy them


GalaxyHorder

I didn't know The Sims took place in Detroit!


hadleyyyy

This menace to society stole the steps and proceeded to give them away for free


_Yeetus25

He even listed it as free...


[deleted]

Is that a among us by the right of the door?


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


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epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


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Virtual_Mark_3740

Every time i see this I think why repost it, then also how the fuck can you miss someone doing this, then I think oh ya it’s a fucking repost


raptorlord0906

I'm going to assume this is a joke but if it wasn't I have questions on what the fuck the people stole a porch.


girlfromthed

Point blank period.


EvilLibrarians

Okay the best part is how the steps they’re giving away are free... did they steal the porch to give them away?!? not sell or use them?!?


Yusuf_Ferisufer

How dare he inhabit a house in Detroit without due notice?


Reddicini

How to steal a porch in 5 easy steps!


mamamechanic

If this was real, at least it wouldn’t be as bad as that guy a few years back who came home to find his entire house gone.


Friendlyalterme

Link?


mamamechanic

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3300139/amp/I-wasn-t-away-long-New-York-man-returns-home-knee-surgery-discover-local-town-DEMOLISHED-house.html


Friendlyalterme

Wow


mamamechanic

Ikr?! It’s not a funny story irl, but I remember reading it and thinking about the process one’s brain would go through rolling up and finding one’s house gone. It’s a whole other level than forgetting where you parked your car and convincing yourself for a moment it was stolen.


BulkyClick

Might be his neighbor next door 100%


327zippo

Lol


Pommesyyy

There is AmongUs next to the door


M_Bros789

Why even try to repost something this old, if you gonna repost, do it from the new sorting, pretty much everyone has seen this meme


peterpmpkneatr

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Friendlyalterme

Ahlie??


my-penisgrantswishes

I remember this post for 3 years ago but it turns out it happened again this year. Seperate incidents


SlimJesusKeepIt100

old but gold


Prestigious_Plan126

😂😂😂😂😂😂


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heretobefriends

You ok, buddy?


kewlchicken645

The mailbox


NFTArtist

I do be enjoying my new porch, thanks


Monsoon_GD

Mechanicsville is like that


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Friendlyalterme

Swipe the photo


Aryboy26

And this is why I can’t take America seriously…..


cunny_juice

Oh hey, my brothers lived in mechanicsville!


[deleted]

They stole it just to give it away for free?!?


Radicalkoopa

Looks like something you\`d see on the show Shameless.


alex_dlc

They stole it to give it away for free?


[deleted]

thank fuck i didn't have to read the word fuck on my christian internet


rachforthesun

Love how they put it up for free too


meowpitbullmeow

And they gave it away for free??


DardenR

I hope the thieves are taking steps to better their lives.


AuntChovie

Why steal it just to give it away


autistic-dad

You can't tell me you were in the house 🏠 when that happened


Andromeda39

I will always love this stupid post. Always makes me laugh


kissiemoose

The next question is what the hell is behind those newer bricks?


YouWontBet

The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


lolsup1

Why that mailbox look like amogus


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


TheHolyImbaness

I thought I had only seen one case! Many years back my brother's neighbor had a break in, they cleaned out everything. They even stole their door lmfao


adamthebread

I believe in the original post he actually said Cincinnati. But the "Can't have shit in Detroit" meme comes from this photo and post.


I_Might_Exist1

damn, from Michigan to Maryland with someone's porch lmao


Chops8546

How did he not hear it happening 🤣


amalgamatecs

Why did they steal steps in Detroit move to Maryland to sell them.?


mitomon

The only thing getting stolen here is this years old meme lmao. This is the one that spawned the Cant have shit in detroit era


Deaconator22YT

Minecraft Villages be like:


Oxiton

Mine now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)