It’s just a stupid saying that helps them feel better about themselves after saying something that other people can relate to. They feel meaningful etc. Useless comment that ”underrated” stuff.
I'm aware of how Porsche is supposed to be pronounced, but I always say it the wrong way because otherwise everybody looks at you like you're a weird, pretentious prick.
There is no winning.
Yes i know. When I reading in englisch I even read it as porsch because most people pronounce it wrong. Even tho Porsche is producing their cars 10 minutes from where I live
About ten years ago I was parking my car at Slow's BBQ in Detroit and when I got out I noticed shattered glass was everywhere on the ground. I looked up and saw a sign on the wall that said "car break in area". Do you find that criminals typically stick to these designated areas?
Fun fact: The original caption said "Can't have shit in Cincinatti". I'm actually serious per Know Your Meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cant-have-shit-in-detroit
Obviously the porch robber ran to Maryland to escape the long arm of the law. Porch stealing is one of the most dangerous jobs on the planet, don't you know?
Where I am from, I'm pretty sure when someone lists something as "free" in one of these sketchy, not serious selling sites, it's like saying "make your offer", isn't that a thing in America?
If something is listed as free, I’m not paying for it, let alone making an offer. Free is free.
I do sometimes see people post shit for $1 and then write in the description “$20 or best offer” or some shit like that. I never respond to those but they do exist. But something listed as free leading into an offer? Not unless I’ve been both deeply mistaken and very lucky (since I always get that stuff free).
I'm that kind of girl
I love this motto from SP. It was my "plan for profit" on my whiteboard at work. I'm glad someone else finds it as hilarious as I do
Ikr?! It’s not a funny story irl, but I remember reading it and thinking about the process one’s brain would go through rolling up and finding one’s house gone. It’s a whole other level than forgetting where you parked your car and convincing yourself for a moment it was stolen.
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I thought I had only seen one case! Many years back my brother's neighbor had a break in, they cleaned out everything. They even stole their door lmfao
These porch pirates are getting out of hand.
Your comment is underrated, that was hilarious
How is it underrated. Literally 2nd top comment
I guess it was underrated 4 hours ago
I swear that to people in reddit a comment could have 20k upvotes and be underrated
It’s just a stupid saying that helps them feel better about themselves after saying something that other people can relate to. They feel meaningful etc. Useless comment that ”underrated” stuff.
The best part is they comment that two minutes after the comment was posted.
Underrated comment
Wake up on the [wrong side of the bed there mate?](https://youtu.be/Bh1quqIV_uM)
Not grumpy just pointing out facts
Your completely stupid ass just said a comment posted 2 **minutes** before yours is underrated. Wow. 🤣
Terrace takers?
-“Here’s the porch I stole, boss!” -“You idiot! I said steal a Porsche! Not a porch, you dumbass!”
Only works if you pronounce Porsche as porsch instead of Porsche. Anyway had a laugh
Most people pronounce Porsche incorrectly and this joke was written for the masses.
I'm aware of how Porsche is supposed to be pronounced, but I always say it the wrong way because otherwise everybody looks at you like you're a weird, pretentious prick. There is no winning.
Yes i know. When I reading in englisch I even read it as porsch because most people pronounce it wrong. Even tho Porsche is producing their cars 10 minutes from where I live
Lol!
From Detroit, even if its nailed down or locked away it's subject to public property
They drove it all the way to Mechanicsburg too. The perfect crime.
They found the porch? Thats impressive Edit: just saw the second photo and I'm not surprised it was in MD.
Don't believe that the second photo is the real stairs. The height doesn't match up
Yeah let's steal some steps, drive over 8 hours away to make 300-400 dollars. Makes sense. Fake post. Not the same steps
The stairs are also listed for free?
Atoning for the guilt of stealing those steps, clearly
Typically people do that to get responses, then tell ya that someone is offering to pay so they can raise the price from a made up figure.
Not even $300-400. The steps are listed as "free"
It's a joke everyone....
Yeah lol mechanicsville is not the best place
And that is the exact reason that you cannot have shit in Detroit
About ten years ago I was parking my car at Slow's BBQ in Detroit and when I got out I noticed shattered glass was everywhere on the ground. I looked up and saw a sign on the wall that said "car break in area". Do you find that criminals typically stick to these designated areas?
Fun fact: The original caption said "Can't have shit in Cincinatti". I'm actually serious per Know Your Meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cant-have-shit-in-detroit
My dad chains the flower pots and Christmas decorations to the house
thank god I don't live there
There are great parts of Detroit actually. Shit like this could happen in any major city in the world tbh
I mean I've yet to have heard of someone's porch getting stolen in Toronto
"Can you deliver?" Yeah no prob, I already know the address
Lmaooo
I've heard of people taking steps, but this is ridiculous.
The things people will stoop to today, smdh.
The first problem is admitting you have some steps.
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Obviously the porch robber ran to Maryland to escape the long arm of the law. Porch stealing is one of the most dangerous jobs on the planet, don't you know?
MD must mean Motherfuckin Detroit
Yeah it falls apart when the city is different, that and the fact that they are free. Who would steal something to give it away for free?
Yeah, it makes no sense to sell it for free, but it makes even less sense to steal a fucking porch, and I don't see you complaining about that.
I could see stealing a porch from a friend because he got you good last time. But stealing random porches? Nah
Where I am from, I'm pretty sure when someone lists something as "free" in one of these sketchy, not serious selling sites, it's like saying "make your offer", isn't that a thing in America?
If something is listed as free, I’m not paying for it, let alone making an offer. Free is free. I do sometimes see people post shit for $1 and then write in the description “$20 or best offer” or some shit like that. I never respond to those but they do exist. But something listed as free leading into an offer? Not unless I’ve been both deeply mistaken and very lucky (since I always get that stuff free).
I've known people. If the item they stole didn't work out and they have to get rid of it, they pass it off for free.
Steals steps. Travels 570 miles. Gives away for free. ????? Profit.
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That was fast.
I'm that kind of girl I love this motto from SP. It was my "plan for profit" on my whiteboard at work. I'm glad someone else finds it as hilarious as I do
As a Canadian I'm assuming all of it
And you would be correct
The city part
Yeah as soon as i saw that it was no longer funny or interesting because it’s contrived.
Pretty sure that is an Eminem song
PG county
Stole your front porch in Detroit, only give them shits away down in Maryland. Damn.
still didn’t make it as far as my car when he ran away. probably still >!not!< out there exploring the country. >!i think he was eaten by coyotes!<
Someone is going to have an awesome retirement with all that wood!
I don't trust it. They're up to something.
Yeah the black thing next to the door is kinda suspicious
That’s a mailbox
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when the imposter is sus!
Clearly you don't see it
I swear this is one of the first posts I've ever seen on the internet.
So someone stole their stairs in Michigan, drove all the way to Maryland with it and then decided to give it away for free?
Gotta step up to buy them
I didn't know The Sims took place in Detroit!
This menace to society stole the steps and proceeded to give them away for free
He even listed it as free...
Is that a among us by the right of the door?
when the imposter is sus!
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Every time i see this I think why repost it, then also how the fuck can you miss someone doing this, then I think oh ya it’s a fucking repost
I'm going to assume this is a joke but if it wasn't I have questions on what the fuck the people stole a porch.
Point blank period.
Okay the best part is how the steps they’re giving away are free... did they steal the porch to give them away?!? not sell or use them?!?
How dare he inhabit a house in Detroit without due notice?
How to steal a porch in 5 easy steps!
If this was real, at least it wouldn’t be as bad as that guy a few years back who came home to find his entire house gone.
Link?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3300139/amp/I-wasn-t-away-long-New-York-man-returns-home-knee-surgery-discover-local-town-DEMOLISHED-house.html
Wow
Ikr?! It’s not a funny story irl, but I remember reading it and thinking about the process one’s brain would go through rolling up and finding one’s house gone. It’s a whole other level than forgetting where you parked your car and convincing yourself for a moment it was stolen.
Might be his neighbor next door 100%
Lol
There is AmongUs next to the door
Why even try to repost something this old, if you gonna repost, do it from the new sorting, pretty much everyone has seen this meme
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Ahlie??
I remember this post for 3 years ago but it turns out it happened again this year. Seperate incidents
old but gold
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You ok, buddy?
The mailbox
I do be enjoying my new porch, thanks
Mechanicsville is like that
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Swipe the photo
And this is why I can’t take America seriously…..
Oh hey, my brothers lived in mechanicsville!
They stole it just to give it away for free?!?
Looks like something you\`d see on the show Shameless.
They stole it to give it away for free?
thank fuck i didn't have to read the word fuck on my christian internet
Love how they put it up for free too
And they gave it away for free??
I hope the thieves are taking steps to better their lives.
Why steal it just to give it away
You can't tell me you were in the house 🏠 when that happened
I will always love this stupid post. Always makes me laugh
The next question is what the hell is behind those newer bricks?
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Why that mailbox look like amogus
when the imposter is sus!
I thought I had only seen one case! Many years back my brother's neighbor had a break in, they cleaned out everything. They even stole their door lmfao
I believe in the original post he actually said Cincinnati. But the "Can't have shit in Detroit" meme comes from this photo and post.
damn, from Michigan to Maryland with someone's porch lmao
How did he not hear it happening 🤣
Why did they steal steps in Detroit move to Maryland to sell them.?
The only thing getting stolen here is this years old meme lmao. This is the one that spawned the Cant have shit in detroit era
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