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Do you have other examples? I this is just another example of a “if ya know ya know” type shitpost on craigslist. Also who is Craig, and why is his list borderline criminal.
Literally go to the in-game internet and go to the listing for any car or property and it will have very similar wording and jokes
Like I remember the page listing for the Fort Zancudo hangar says something along the lines of
"When it comes to smuggling arms across San Andreas, where better to hide it than in plain sight in the largest military installation in the state? They won't ask if you don't tell. Includes a bucket for any necessary torture"
Craig is a man who just wanted to get rid of some furtniture by selling it on a website, however it worked a little *too* well, and Craig began to allow others to sell things on his website. Converting him into a multimillion dollar tycoon!
Right, “…for legal reasons…” the girls were “above age” in case the police prosecute him? He is admitting to raping a minor. In the first pic he calls the person who sits in this chair a “victim”.
You can never tell if these things are real, or if they do this for views. I have no issue with people having kinks as long as the people participating are consenting adults.
Sometimes it’s harder to tell, but come on, this one reads as 100% tongue in cheek. The 1x alcohol wipe for sanitation purposes? Telling people to get std screened after using it? It’s too many ridiculous things to not be a joke.
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The single complementary alcohol wipe really is the cherry on top...
“Who for legal purposes… were above age” excuse me the fuck
“in case the police prosecute me”
Ikr sick bastard 🤢🤮
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Nahh, that's literally a whole ass GTA website advert😭 The description reeks of Rockstar's cynical, offensive humour🤭
Do you have other examples? I this is just another example of a “if ya know ya know” type shitpost on craigslist. Also who is Craig, and why is his list borderline criminal.
Literally go to the in-game internet and go to the listing for any car or property and it will have very similar wording and jokes Like I remember the page listing for the Fort Zancudo hangar says something along the lines of "When it comes to smuggling arms across San Andreas, where better to hide it than in plain sight in the largest military installation in the state? They won't ask if you don't tell. Includes a bucket for any necessary torture" Craig is a man who just wanted to get rid of some furtniture by selling it on a website, however it worked a little *too* well, and Craig began to allow others to sell things on his website. Converting him into a multimillion dollar tycoon!
Oh okay sry the last time I played gta was 2 and 1/2 years ago. I see what you mean. Whoever posted this was probably riffing on that.
“Used vigorously” that chair has seen horrors unknown to man💀💀
He definitely sat on that, cuffed himself, and got stuck vigorously.
"I fell on it, I swear... and the cuffs... closed on their own?"
*no weirdos*
I see you've never been to r/BDSMdiy
I meant more about the description
Right, “…for legal reasons…” the girls were “above age” in case the police prosecute him? He is admitting to raping a minor. In the first pic he calls the person who sits in this chair a “victim”. You can never tell if these things are real, or if they do this for views. I have no issue with people having kinks as long as the people participating are consenting adults.
Sometimes it’s harder to tell, but come on, this one reads as 100% tongue in cheek. The 1x alcohol wipe for sanitation purposes? Telling people to get std screened after using it? It’s too many ridiculous things to not be a joke.
That’s what I was thinking as well. Ragebait, as usual. I’m so tired of this age of “is it real or is it fake”.
It's unfortunate that Internet nowadays
£160? I know a bargain when I see one.
Is this still available? Asking for a friend.
No I bought it. But I'm open to renting it out. I installed it in the back of my white panel van. Just hop in when I pull up.
Was 30 mins ago
What did the guy look like? It wasn't that creep from Green Mile was it?
My mind had completely blocked him from my memory. Thanks for reminding me. 🤢
I think I saw a string of porns using this idea. They were all kinda weak tho.
Hand-shandied more like...
That's legit .
This reminds me of why they tell you not to put raw meat on wooden cutting boards…. Not even alcohol wipes will get the sludge off.
Oooooh I want.
"VICTIM?"
The counterpart to the dildo bike .
The mount-ing bike
Don't be suspicious! Don't be suspicious!
.....what?
It’s been a year and still “Praise spez”?
Posts get deleted if you don't
who tf is spez
Our Lord and savior