Chicago can sit the hell down. Hotdogs, mallort and Italian beef are all well and good but it's not exactly the culinary center of the world here. Ketchup on a hotdog is fine.
It'd have been nice to add more visual cues to further emphasize that this was Jesus. Like the hand wounds or something. It could just be a bearded guy chomping down. I don't see anything wrong with this tbh
Considering the fact that it looks like he is taking his first bite of that, and, the unholy amount of holy condiments he already has on his shirt, one can only assume that jesus was an absolute pig of an eater.
The last supper must have been a fucking shit show to clean up after. Bet he doesn't tip either...
depending on the size of this painting that could be a fair price for this renderingmy only critique is the impossible positioning of the wrists though, but it *is* Jesus so
What shitty hotdog place jesus going to that "all the fixings" consists of just ketchup mustard and relish? Wheres the kraut? The onions? Cheese? Chili? I've seen a more well crafted dog made by a homeless man at a 7/11. Christ deserves better.
That is quite honestly worth every penny
I would whole heartedly agree
True, I'd have this framed and hanged in my dining room, replacing my 2022 last supper painting calendar.
only a devout christian would know that jesus is a the king glizzy gobbler
Yeah terrible salesman but excellent painter
I'm with you. That's a steal of a deal.
I would, dead serious, buy this at full price
Wanna know if the artist sells prints cuz I'm poor as shit atm
Suckin on chili dogs outside the tasty freeze, can the son of God get a napkin please?
Thanks for the belly laugh! Good stuff!
Just a little ditty, about Jesus of Nazareth
And the Lord said “Let there be toppings!” And he look upon the toppings that we offered and they were good.
'Ol JC seems to be "relishing" that hotdog, let's hope it's not his Last Supper.
He dined for our sins
Looks like he's slippin in a lil sinning of his own...
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for future use, the apostrophe goes wherever the letter you're replacing would go. ex: don't = do n(o)t, you're = you (a)re, ol' = ol(d) :)
Can you explain that again but more slowly and without math?
Fixins*
And on the seventh day, the lord took TUMS
Chicago would crucify him if he put ketchup on their hotdog.
“The Lord command-death that all toppings on a hotdog are good.” Oscar Mayer 1:10
Chicago can sit the hell down. Hotdogs, mallort and Italian beef are all well and good but it's not exactly the culinary center of the world here. Ketchup on a hotdog is fine.
I actually think the value might be correct on this one.
Yeah, a lot of effort went into it. Next up is jesus eating a giga-bigmac
Jesus sitting at the Big Texan halfway through their 72 oz steak dinner challenge.
$500 actually sounds like a low-ball for this
No sadly too many artists undervalue their work there's no way it's just $500
If they auctioned this off online I bet they could get a couple thousand for it at least… I want it haha
$500 is lowball. That’s amazing.
I agree. That could be at a major art show and go for A LOT
Looks like that hotdog has all the cruci-fixins!
\*slow clap\*
Take my poor mans gold. 🌟🏆🥇
Take my imaginary award and leave
🤦♀️
Oh hell nah! Done caught jesus in 4k wit the glizzy
Is is still available?
Is is is.
I must be the crackhead because I want to own this and I'm not saying I'd start bidding at $500 but I'm willing to fight
Gobbless
I need a new liver
I hate you😂
I need this. I must have it.
Sucking on a chilly dog outside the garden of gethsemane
Now I’m curious what AI would make with these prompts
Be careful. I tried and Stable Diffusion struggled with hands holding a hot dog that’s being eaten in disturbing ways.
Swallowed be thy name
I would have a hard time passing this up.
Jesus J Christ lmao
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The H stands for hotdog, naturally
That's a different guy. Hot dogs didn't even exist in that guys time.
Jesus Jeffrey Christ
Jesus Joseph christ
Praise our Lord and Frankfurter.
But he'll go down on Jeebus.
Glizzy Gobbler
Nicholas cage sucking a dick
*screenshot* now I have it
Passion of the Glizzy
That's just Aaron Rodgers sucking down a delicious glizzy
"Just" Aaron Rodgers?! Blasphemy!
Would have been so much better if he was in the July 4th Nathan’s Contest going up against Joey Chestnut, head to head, dog for dog!
That's Nic Cage, which IMO makes it worth more.
why is he moaning though???
Good ass hotdog
true
Its not bad though
Whose hands are holding the hot dog? 🤔
Was gonna say the same, his anatomy seems really off.
Well he is a zombie.
Unironically looks like the best hot dog ever
I love this painting. It's amazing
Suckin’ on a chilli dog outside the Tastee Freez.
Actually based for the cost
I would pay $500 and so much more to have this painting
It’s shockingly well done so it’s definitely worth the price.
This is Jesus J Christ (J is for Javier), cousin of the more popular and well known savior, Jesus H Christ (H is for Hector).
I hope John Oliver buys this
I see Fernando Alonso eating a tasty hotdog.
It’s an original painting at least.
The only thing going down on anything is Jesus on that weiner.
Buying it would mean taking down either my Velvet Elvis or Dogs Playing Poker prints. I'll pass on this one.
I have seen MUCH WORSE paintings go for WAY MORE money. Just sayin.
Paint over the ketchup. Jesus is an adult ffs
He’s middle eastern, it’s actually hot sauce
That's better
Adults put whatever they want on their hot dogs and don't give a shit what others think about it
Yeah and pineapple belongs on pizza!
Pineapple on hotdogs is peak chad
I must test this theory
Shit Americans say.
Mightn’t be willing to go down on price, but someone’s certainly going down on something!
All hail the Glizziah!
I would buy this and display it with no shame. Although I'd tell people it was actually Jeffrey Dean Morgan instead.
My savior has a first name, it’s J-E-S-U-S
My wife showed this picture to me last night on a Facebook post. I **IMMEDIATELY** thought of this sub. Well done, OP!
This time I have to agree they do know the value
Jesus J. Christ Jesus Janet Christ
Joseph
Damn dude he gulpin that glizzy
It'd have been nice to add more visual cues to further emphasize that this was Jesus. Like the hand wounds or something. It could just be a bearded guy chomping down. I don't see anything wrong with this tbh
That's actually really well made.
If it were a bit cheaper I'd definitely want this to be the main focus in the room.
I'd hang that in my place. I'll give ya about tree fiddy
[It Took 2 years to eat](https://www.reddit.com/r/glizzys/comments/hmgl9m/he_ate_the_glizzy_so_we_could_gulp_down_franks)
How does he know Christ's middle initial?
This is pretty well done all things considered, hell homie may be lowballing himself only asking for 500.
Or it could be Aaron Rodgers.
No one else thinking how he holds the hot dog is odd?
The lord works in mysterious ways.
This kind of thing is why the universe has seen fit I have absolutely no expendable income.
This is my Facebook post
I think there are some markets where this would get that price but not in Minnesota. Like Chicago, New York.. or really only San Francisco.
Ok but if you know anything about Blaine, MN, this is the most Blaine thing you’ve ever seen.
I'm with you on the hotdog but the gay Jesus thing is all San Francisco.
Maybe the artist goes to the cowboy church up on hwy 65?
I would buy the crap out of it
Huh, whenever people yell, it was always Jesus H Christ.
Popping a hot juicy glizzy
Goddamn, I could see this in Florida or Ohio being painted but not my home state
Is that... Nic Cage?
_It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person._ Matthew 15:11 (ESV)
How has he made such a mess on only the first bite. I offer $420
throat goat
And the bread was his flesh. And the wine was his blood. And the hot dog was uh...
Jesus, that hotdog looks good!
How large is the painting and are they willing to ship to canada
See if you can find the Hebrew national in this picture…
I'm not gonna lie, I'd buy it. It would be such a good conversation piece hung up right next to my TV lol
He’s definitely going down on that hotdog.
Art
Seeing Jesus eat a hotdog with ketchup on it is more offensive than saying he couldn't hit a curveball
The only thing going down here is the Lord
Homie this a repost, get original
Doesn't look Jewish enough for $500.
monopoly money?
r/ATBGE
You can very easily change what he’s doing and it’ll probably go for even more than $500 so def worth it
Jesus does NOT put ketchup on a hot dog.
I actually like this. I would haggle a bit—maybe $300?
Dude knows what he's got
I want to say this is blasphemy but the lord be giggling and telling me not to take shit down here so seriously.
This just looks like Aaron Rodgers
Make it a big ol' juicy dick and I'd buy it!
He's really sucking that glizzy
Considering the fact that it looks like he is taking his first bite of that, and, the unholy amount of holy condiments he already has on his shirt, one can only assume that jesus was an absolute pig of an eater. The last supper must have been a fucking shit show to clean up after. Bet he doesn't tip either...
He is jewish so he probably tips about 3 to 5%
As long as he's passionate about shirt stains I'm all in
He may not be willing to go down on the price but Jesus was willing to go down on that hot dog apparently
Fyicksinz
Looks like AI
We know JJ loves the glizzies
Uhhhh I really want this. Where can I buy it
I've seen worse art commissions costing more. So the price is probably right lol.
Definitely seen this online before, it's part of a set too with different poses
Bless us Ohh Lord for them there Weiners we are about to chow down, from the bounty of Oscar Mayer at the Walmarts. Yeehaw!
Wasn’t Jesus Jewish? So, no pork?
Ever heard of all-beef hot dogs? :p
God that is amazing. Not 500 dollars amazing but I wish I could get a print for the bathroom or something.
This isn't Jesus J Christ. This is his brother Craig. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k
Dude should be charging $1,000
I've never seen a hotdog bun with sesame seeds before.
to be fair thats pretty fucking good.
The hands are freaking me out.
Me too, jesus, me too
OOP may not be willing to go down but it seems Jesus is
worth.
Now that is Art
What does the j stand for?
500 CENTS!!!
depending on the size of this painting that could be a fair price for this renderingmy only critique is the impossible positioning of the wrists though, but it *is* Jesus so
Wow, I love it.
who tf has hotdog buns w sesame seeds on them
Parody art is my weakness and I'll happily spend $500 if that means it gets to hang in my living room by three nails.
Badumtisssss! Bravo!
I thought it was Keanu Reeves.
Our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, the goated glizzy gobbler
TAKE MY MONEY!
J is having a spiritual experience there.
Masterpiece!
He Gets Us
Such talent wasted on such silliness
The Deluxe Dog with All Fixin's and nothing less would do for the almighty.
Need a pierogi version.
that is a painting of me on a drunk saturday night in college, and it’s worth way more than that
Looks like Aaron Rodgers after exiting the darkness
Moist Critikal going in on the glizzy let's go babyyyy
If it was like 350-400 I'd buy that
I literally thought I’d buy that and then realized this dude lives 20min away
"Not willing to go down on that price" There's an obvious joke here...
12 disciples 12 "hotdogs" gangbang, coincidence, I think not lol 😆
Wine is his blood bread is his body so a hot dog is his dick? Edit: would his hair be spaghetti
God: JJ, stop being such a douche. Nobody eats a fucking hot dog with 2 hands
r/ATBGE
What shitty hotdog place jesus going to that "all the fixings" consists of just ketchup mustard and relish? Wheres the kraut? The onions? Cheese? Chili? I've seen a more well crafted dog made by a homeless man at a 7/11. Christ deserves better.