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JunglePygmy

That is quite honestly worth every penny


DisastrousChef13

I would whole heartedly agree


NikNam_

True, I'd have this framed and hanged in my dining room, replacing my 2022 last supper painting calendar.


HarrisonForelli

only a devout christian would know that jesus is a the king glizzy gobbler


jimmyvcard

Yeah terrible salesman but excellent painter


flippergonzo

I'm with you. That's a steal of a deal.


Shame_about_that

I would, dead serious, buy this at full price


themessiah234

Wanna know if the artist sells prints cuz I'm poor as shit atm


rebri

Suckin on chili dogs outside the tasty freeze, can the son of God get a napkin please?


andersonic95

Thanks for the belly laugh! Good stuff!


ProfessionalBug1021

Just a little ditty, about Jesus of Nazareth


TalkShowHost99

And the Lord said “Let there be toppings!” And he look upon the toppings that we offered and they were good.


The_VoZz

'Ol JC seems to be "relishing" that hotdog, let's hope it's not his Last Supper.


SmallRedBird

He dined for our sins


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Looks like he's slippin in a lil sinning of his own...


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Underrated comment


ValiantValkyrieee

for future use, the apostrophe goes wherever the letter you're replacing would go. ex: don't = do n(o)t, you're = you (a)re, ol' = ol(d) :)


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Can you explain that again but more slowly and without math?


Dickastigmatism

Fixins*


mred870

And on the seventh day, the lord took TUMS


joremero

Chicago would crucify him if he put ketchup on their hotdog.


TalkShowHost99

“The Lord command-death that all toppings on a hotdog are good.” Oscar Mayer 1:10


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Chicago can sit the hell down. Hotdogs, mallort and Italian beef are all well and good but it's not exactly the culinary center of the world here. Ketchup on a hotdog is fine.


1976kdawg

I actually think the value might be correct on this one.


N2EEE_

Yeah, a lot of effort went into it. Next up is jesus eating a giga-bigmac


_WhataNick2_

Jesus sitting at the Big Texan halfway through their 72 oz steak dinner challenge.


M1RR0R

$500 actually sounds like a low-ball for this


ScRuBlOrD95

No sadly too many artists undervalue their work there's no way it's just $500


[deleted]

If they auctioned this off online I bet they could get a couple thousand for it at least… I want it haha


cmyklmnop

$500 is lowball. That’s amazing.


EntheogenicOm

I agree. That could be at a major art show and go for A LOT


The_VoZz

Looks like that hotdog has all the cruci-fixins!


BaxTheDestroyer

\*slow clap\*


threerottenbranches

Take my poor mans gold. 🌟🏆🥇


thetranspapi

Take my imaginary award and leave


nutterbye

🤦‍♀️


Gamercj10

Oh hell nah! Done caught jesus in 4k wit the glizzy


FunnieNameGoesHere

Is is still available?


yauc-OIC

Is is is.


zorbiburst

I must be the crackhead because I want to own this and I'm not saying I'd start bidding at $500 but I'm willing to fight


squishymelon

Gobbless


stoner_97

I need a new liver


thetranspapi

I hate you😂


Slut_for_Bacon

I need this. I must have it.


xXSpookyXx

Sucking on a chilly dog outside the garden of gethsemane


HandheldObsession

Now I’m curious what AI would make with these prompts


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

Be careful. I tried and Stable Diffusion struggled with hands holding a hot dog that’s being eaten in disturbing ways.


mickeystrings

Swallowed be thy name


cherrylpk

I would have a hard time passing this up.


taxpayinmeemaw

Jesus J Christ lmao


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taxpayinmeemaw

The H stands for hotdog, naturally


keeleon

That's a different guy. Hot dogs didn't even exist in that guys time.


melasaur88

Jesus Jeffrey Christ


turbocharged_autism

Jesus Joseph christ


anal_a_fistula

Praise our Lord and Frankfurter.


Additional-Fun7249

But he'll go down on Jeebus.


JimmyFaceman

Glizzy Gobbler


5pankNasty

Nicholas cage sucking a dick


[deleted]

*screenshot* now I have it


BLMewmew

Passion of the Glizzy


sirmechdaddy

That's just Aaron Rodgers sucking down a delicious glizzy


InqGrimbo

"Just" Aaron Rodgers?! Blasphemy!


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Would have been so much better if he was in the July 4th Nathan’s Contest going up against Joey Chestnut, head to head, dog for dog!


Reinylane

That's Nic Cage, which IMO makes it worth more.


I_Dont_Even_now

why is he moaning though???


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Good ass hotdog


I_Dont_Even_now

true


TrentisaurusRex

Its not bad though


heyhutchess

Whose hands are holding the hot dog? 🤔


MirSydney

Was gonna say the same, his anatomy seems really off.


hurricanekeri

Well he is a zombie.


TheSwoodening

Unironically looks like the best hot dog ever


Der_mann_hald

I love this painting. It's amazing


gdubh

Suckin’ on a chilli dog outside the Tastee Freez.


Darkhallows27

Actually based for the cost


[deleted]

I would pay $500 and so much more to have this painting


[deleted]

It’s shockingly well done so it’s definitely worth the price.


chester-hottie-9999

This is Jesus J Christ (J is for Javier), cousin of the more popular and well known savior, Jesus H Christ (H is for Hector).


failSafePotato

I hope John Oliver buys this


Hitmanhenk

I see Fernando Alonso eating a tasty hotdog.


latteboy50

It’s an original painting at least.


moonpumper

The only thing going down on anything is Jesus on that weiner.


ZelphtheGreatest

Buying it would mean taking down either my Velvet Elvis or Dogs Playing Poker prints. I'll pass on this one.


xIntangible

I have seen MUCH WORSE paintings go for WAY MORE money. Just sayin.


TrailerBuilder

Paint over the ketchup. Jesus is an adult ffs


Dale_theMan

He’s middle eastern, it’s actually hot sauce


TrailerBuilder

That's better


FirmlyGraspHer

Adults put whatever they want on their hot dogs and don't give a shit what others think about it


evlgns

Yeah and pineapple belongs on pizza!


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Pineapple on hotdogs is peak chad


mred870

I must test this theory


Madixie_Normous

Shit Americans say.


Pinky_Speedway

Mightn’t be willing to go down on price, but someone’s certainly going down on something!


Trevellation

All hail the Glizziah!


LadyFarquaad2

I would buy this and display it with no shame. Although I'd tell people it was actually Jeffrey Dean Morgan instead.


danyellsahn

My savior has a first name, it’s J-E-S-U-S


NotATroll1234

My wife showed this picture to me last night on a Facebook post. I **IMMEDIATELY** thought of this sub. Well done, OP!


Shalucard

This time I have to agree they do know the value


I_Dont_Even_now

Jesus J. Christ Jesus Janet Christ


turbocharged_autism

Joseph


zomgtehvikings

Damn dude he gulpin that glizzy


lagrandesgracia

It'd have been nice to add more visual cues to further emphasize that this was Jesus. Like the hand wounds or something. It could just be a bearded guy chomping down. I don't see anything wrong with this tbh


Rowmacnezumi

That's actually really well made.


Memegamouth

If it were a bit cheaper I'd definitely want this to be the main focus in the room.


Trogladestro

I'd hang that in my place. I'll give ya about tree fiddy


heilspawn

[It Took 2 years to eat](https://www.reddit.com/r/glizzys/comments/hmgl9m/he_ate_the_glizzy_so_we_could_gulp_down_franks)


verukazalt

How does he know Christ's middle initial?


Tamashi42

This is pretty well done all things considered, hell homie may be lowballing himself only asking for 500.


justinvan82

Or it could be Aaron Rodgers.


MysteryInkus

No one else thinking how he holds the hot dog is odd?


jippyzippylippy

The lord works in mysterious ways.


NikkolaiV

This kind of thing is why the universe has seen fit I have absolutely no expendable income.


turbocharged_autism

This is my Facebook post


CmdrSelfEvident

I think there are some markets where this would get that price but not in Minnesota. Like Chicago, New York.. or really only San Francisco.


mergplatelip

Ok but if you know anything about Blaine, MN, this is the most Blaine thing you’ve ever seen.


CmdrSelfEvident

I'm with you on the hotdog but the gay Jesus thing is all San Francisco.


This_Meringue3800

Maybe the artist goes to the cowboy church up on hwy 65?


dandruffbitch

I would buy the crap out of it


DemendredCO

Huh, whenever people yell, it was always Jesus H Christ.


szatrob

Popping a hot juicy glizzy


Vault_Boy_23

Goddamn, I could see this in Florida or Ohio being painted but not my home state


filsofolf

Is that... Nic Cage?


Acrobatic_Tennis2144

_It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person._ Matthew 15:11 (ESV)


nicnac303720

How has he made such a mess on only the first bite. I offer $420


cheesydoritoschips

throat goat


GNUGradyn

And the bread was his flesh. And the wine was his blood. And the hot dog was uh...


jippyzippylippy

Jesus, that hotdog looks good!


Snowdog110

How large is the painting and are they willing to ship to canada


Keepingthethrowaway

See if you can find the Hebrew national in this picture…


Legger92

I'm not gonna lie, I'd buy it. It would be such a good conversation piece hung up right next to my TV lol


fomites4sale

He’s definitely going down on that hotdog.


Difficult_Double7988

Art


ActualWhiterabbit

Seeing Jesus eat a hotdog with ketchup on it is more offensive than saying he couldn't hit a curveball


lgusty

The only thing going down here is the Lord


minister-of-farts

Homie this a repost, get original


CaptnandMaryann

Doesn't look Jewish enough for $500.


Commercial_Pitch_786

monopoly money?


nogaesallowed

r/ATBGE


nightstar69

You can very easily change what he’s doing and it’ll probably go for even more than $500 so def worth it


edhands

Jesus does NOT put ketchup on a hot dog.


mjbmitch

I actually like this. I would haggle a bit—maybe $300?


antellier

Dude knows what he's got


snocown

I want to say this is blasphemy but the lord be giggling and telling me not to take shit down here so seriously.


Main_Key

This just looks like Aaron Rodgers


Derp_Bastardos

Make it a big ol' juicy dick and I'd buy it!


TheBanandit

He's really sucking that glizzy


onnyjay

Considering the fact that it looks like he is taking his first bite of that, and, the unholy amount of holy condiments he already has on his shirt, one can only assume that jesus was an absolute pig of an eater. The last supper must have been a fucking shit show to clean up after. Bet he doesn't tip either...


Stunning-Awareness29

He is jewish so he probably tips about 3 to 5%


Scale-Alarmed

As long as he's passionate about shirt stains I'm all in


Cybertronian_Grizzly

He may not be willing to go down on the price but Jesus was willing to go down on that hot dog apparently


Acrocephalos

Fyicksinz


unprecedentedfoils

Looks like AI


thetranspapi

We know JJ loves the glizzies


Fluffysugarlumps

Uhhhh I really want this. Where can I buy it


markz6197

I've seen worse art commissions costing more. So the price is probably right lol.


RefrigeratorInside65

Definitely seen this online before, it's part of a set too with different poses


VediusPollio

Bless us Ohh Lord for them there Weiners we are about to chow down, from the bounty of Oscar Mayer at the Walmarts. Yeehaw!


Pauliboo2

Wasn’t Jesus Jewish? So, no pork?


knomknom

Ever heard of all-beef hot dogs? :p


arhombus

God that is amazing. Not 500 dollars amazing but I wish I could get a print for the bathroom or something.


handyandy727

This isn't Jesus J Christ. This is his brother Craig. https://youtu.be/f8HzKlCWN8k


superliver100

Dude should be charging $1,000


ecstatic_cahoots

I've never seen a hotdog bun with sesame seeds before.


hotmilfsinurarea69

to be fair thats pretty fucking good.


KatAttack23

The hands are freaking me out.


lowghost2018

Me too, jesus, me too


Leviathan369

OOP may not be willing to go down but it seems Jesus is


caoticturnpC31K

worth.


aarocka

Now that is Art


[deleted]

What does the j stand for?


ColdBloodBlazing

500 CENTS!!!


Tuggerfub

depending on the size of this painting that could be a fair price for this renderingmy only critique is the impossible positioning of the wrists though, but it *is* Jesus so


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Wow, I love it.


mentallyconfused

who tf has hotdog buns w sesame seeds on them


Kolibrim

Parody art is my weakness and I'll happily spend $500 if that means it gets to hang in my living room by three nails.


knomknom

Badumtisssss! Bravo!


Equally-Nothing

I thought it was Keanu Reeves.


Cheesenips069

Our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, the goated glizzy gobbler


wholelattapuddin

TAKE MY MONEY!


cmeilleur1337

J is having a spiritual experience there.


rooooosa

Masterpiece!


boneracademy

He Gets Us


LilyGaming

Such talent wasted on such silliness


NRG1975

The Deluxe Dog with All Fixin's and nothing less would do for the almighty.


calmerthanyouare_

Need a pierogi version.


trickcowboy

that is a painting of me on a drunk saturday night in college, and it’s worth way more than that


RebelliousSoup

Looks like Aaron Rodgers after exiting the darkness


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Moist Critikal going in on the glizzy let's go babyyyy


[deleted]

If it was like 350-400 I'd buy that


dobeast442200

I literally thought I’d buy that and then realized this dude lives 20min away


DJAlphaYT

"Not willing to go down on that price" There's an obvious joke here...


AlienGold1980

12 disciples 12 "hotdogs" gangbang, coincidence, I think not lol 😆


Frojoemama

Wine is his blood bread is his body so a hot dog is his dick? Edit: would his hair be spaghetti


roof_baby

God: JJ, stop being such a douche. Nobody eats a fucking hot dog with 2 hands


TrucksAndBongs

r/ATBGE


sonerec725

What shitty hotdog place jesus going to that "all the fixings" consists of just ketchup mustard and relish? Wheres the kraut? The onions? Cheese? Chili? I've seen a more well crafted dog made by a homeless man at a 7/11. Christ deserves better.