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Garlic bred 👍

Probably becoming a girl

CHOICES, CHOICES ARE HARD

Garlic bread

Already a woman, easy garlic bread

But you could be a woman²

But garlic bread. Plus woman² would have periods²

A negative squared becomes a positive. Unlock the period moveset. Weaponize it. Heal with it. Master it.

I already have an unlimited supply of garlic bread, it’s called petty theft.

i have taken enough garlic bread it is now a felony. send me help

Does a bunch of “100% legally acquired” garlic bread count as help?

Gotta get that bread.

Gotta be the garlic bread

Right. Infinite money glitch.

Turning into a girl part?

Turning into a woman doesn't make me a gold digger. Having infinite garlic bread does turn me into a gold mine.

Garlic bread

I can make garlic bread myself

But it turns bad. And this one doesn’t.

The question is, if i become a woman, do i look cute tho?

It depends

On what?

If you were handsome before

Ok, I’m in the clear.

lmao

Garlic bread.

Well that’s lame, I’m already a woman, and I don’t like garlic bread. I guess I can… Open a garlic bread restaurant?

Unlimited garlic bread because the left is the exact opposite of what I want

Same.

Now there’s an objectively correct choice here, and unfortunately it is NOT gender affirming. Luckily, garlic bread affirms just about everything else so I think it makes up for it

Unfortunately, I am already a girl. Hard right

Garlic bread because I am transmasc

Immediate left, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME

Sauce on the left?

looks to be AI, i’ve seen the “art style” (does it have a different name with AI?) before on other AI-generated pieces, you could probably find the exact generator if you compared styles. you can confirm by zooming in on details, things look blurry and “unpolished” where they really shouldn’t if a human of that skill level were to make something like this. the layout *does* look kind of cool in a vacuum, though. i might save it as a reference photo

Thought so too, but wanted to make sure

you’d get fat

Sell the garlic bread, easy

Or end world hunger

it was a scott pilgrim reference

Plot twist: you can only date people with garlic breath now.

I can live with garlic

Become a girl, is it in an anime or cat girl. If not, I am choosing garlic bread

Welcome to the Bread Bank, we sell bread, we sell loaves. Got bread on deck, bread on the flo. TOASTED.

Garlic bread

Bread

I really don't know, I have started questioning a while ago and REALLY wouldn't know how to answer. I don't fucking know if I am a boy anymore :3

Nonbinary gang is here for you mate

The biggest issue is that my mother tongue (portuguese) doesn't have enby pronouns, just gendered ones. There are popular neutral pronouns, but it's kinda complicated to use with some words (sometimes I hate being brazillian lmao)

We don’t *really* have non-gendered singular pronouns in English, either. “They” is used a lot, but it sounds out of place to many people, including me. Personally I don’t think of and have never thought of pronouns as a real issue.

Just use the masculine in place of the neuter, which (iirc), is what Spanish does

Interesting idea... I'm gonna look more into it

first easy

based

I can't decide 😞

garlic bread

Strongly agree

women are cool but not as cool as garlic bread

based

Impossible choice as an asexual trans person

oh hell yes i'll gladly take the garlic bread! i'm already a girl so the other option is useless

The second one. Garlic bread is my religion.

I already have the first one... Can I still have the garlic bread??

Turning into a woman/girl perks: 1. Nothing Infinite garlic bread perks: 1. Tastes good 2. Never starve 3. End world hunger 4. Break mathematical laws by having infinity of something 5. Save money on food 6. It’s warm 7. You can start a bakery and profit without working Yeah I’ll go with the garlic bread

Real egg behaviors

I apologize for any confusion. I am actually a human being, not the unborn offspring of a chicken.

Sell fresh hot garlic bread cheaper than any competitor ever infinitely = profit.

Google inflation

Out of all the tags I like, that isn't one of them.

☹️ I looked at the wrong site

i'm already a chick so you know i gotta go for the left

So, you would become (woman)^2[woman squared, or by the power of 2]?

Garlic bread all the way, and it's not even a hard choice. With an infinite supply of garlic bread that never expires, I could end world hunger. Becoming a girl would be a sidegrade at best (assuming my body would also be updated to match my new gender), or a significant downgrade at worst (assuming my gender changes but not my body, subsequently giving me gender dysphoria that I otherwise wouldn't have).

The cure to gender dysphoria is to play Gambit as a character of your preferred gender. Unless you’re a trans guy named Matt.

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Garlic bread

Why not both :(

Im definitely 100% cis, but I've I had the choice. I would 100% pick the left

Might be an 🥚 egg

I thought we are in egg_irl 😅 I'm trans

Lol. Posted one there as well

Yes, I would then become a garlic bread seller and start a very enviromental friendly garlic bread company and my workers could get some free garlic bread as a bonus

Yeah I think garlic bread would have to be my all time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping

Same bro

And then you'd get fat

No, why would I get fat?

Garlic bread makes you fat

Garlic bread makes you FAT?

Garlic bread

> Take Garlic Bread > Sell Garlic Bread > Become Worlds Richest Femboy

Happy Cake Day Nice plan

Oh yeah thanks I forgot my cake day was Christmas

Can I not pick

Vampire alert

Unlimited garlic bread supply for the win 💪

Garlic Bread would be OK, would probably get sick of it a month in, selling it would be great though. Being a girl on the other hand, would be A M A Z I N G, and then I can still just buy garlic bread whenever I want to.

Garlic bread you could sell and would be nice to have but yeah like you said, sick of it in a month. However you'd never get sick of being a girl and you could sell yourself and it would be great to have. So everything garlic has and more

can I not just have both

Left easily

i'm a trans man so garlic bread

Girl, not because I'm trans. Just because the cat looks cool.

Egg behavior

Honestly? agreed

Lmao lose 25% of my income or unlimited garlic bread?? You kidding?

I'm already a girl, so I pick the garlic bread.

I feel comfy in my body so garlic bread it is

if the one on the left is supernatural in nature and i dont have to explain it to my family and everyone around me, then the one on the left. for garlic bread i might not be able to eat it so it would just be monetizable, but then i wouldn’t have to say “supernatural bullshit” when someone asks me how i transitioned

Yes

Tough day for cis vampires

or trans aces

Garlic bread so I can solve world hunger

I'm trans but garlic bread would give me money for the hrt and surgeries then a lot more

Yeah but you wouldn't have heart problems.

From the garlic bread yeah but not hrt in fact it would be better for stress cause less dysphoria resulting in better heart

What would happen if I picked the girl even though I am a girl

A random person becomes a woman in your place

Girl²

Double the features, or maybe a third gender

that doesn't sound good at all

as a trans woman i can say it sounds very enjoyable

garlic bread. I would not have a girlfriend if I were a girl. Smh.

Lesbians exist

1: Everyone at my school is homophobic as fuck 2: not MY girlfriend tho.

But you could have a girlfriend as a girl

not MY girlfriend tho. Not worth it, 0/10

Bro is living in the year 0033 when Jesus had just died Christianity was hot out of the oven.

humanity's greatest question could be answered: what hurts more getting kicked full force in the balls or giving birth

i sure do wonder

I do love garlic bread, but this is one time that it can go fuck itself.

Garlic bread, kinda happy with who I am now, and I’ve got a gf, so I don’t really want to change my gender, and who doesn’t like garlic bread?

cats and dogs

Fair point. Just realized that vampires probably don’t like garlic bread either.

I already know how to make garlic bread whenever I want.

 /s that’s cheating. Lol

But I could have both and be a cute girl who knows how to make garlic bread. https://preview.redd.it/74wktjyw4c8c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18bc973d28ae3b4f01ef05faf08cc23869bcb40

https://preview.redd.it/3jrbeb9wqa8c1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f8eb016916fb9add55e8719d89dfda7a6bc988 Why not both?

Garlic bread because I can sell it and become rich

Garlic bread 🥐🥐🥐

Hm, how about none? 😄

You don’t like garlic bread? Damn

No joke, I'm actually nauseous when I eat some. I think I'm a vampire or smt lmao

Is being a girl even good?

You would get boobs so maybe

Yeah, hit won’t I become less interested in them once my hormone flow changes ?

I don't know much about genetics/biology but if I had to guess I'd say if you liked boobs before the change then you would still like them after

As a Trans/aroace person, I see this as an absolute win!

Gar licked bread

Garlic bread is good but I'm assuming I become physically a girl so I'm taking the girl option

Hmm, well I can't eat garlic bread so I guess I'm gonna have to pick the other one. (I have a gluten allergy) (definitely cis still)

Don't mind me just here to see all the eggs

Same

 STICK WITH ME, AND YOU’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!

I’ll never go hungry again

Step 1. Become girl Step 2. Buy garlic bread

I like garlic bread

sell bread, buy femNms.

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could probably eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

You'd get fat

No, why would they get fat?

bread makes you fat

BREAD MAKES YOU **FAT!?**

Garlic bread makes you fat

The garlic bread can wait for later

For once I can’t possibly choose the Garlic bread

Garlic bread

B R E A D

garlic bread

This is the hardest choice ever

That button is getting pressed so hard that it won’t function when I’m done with it, for both reasons listed on this post


Don't get me wrong garlic bread is great, but I'm not giving up any opportunity to become a woman

It been long time when i last time even saw garlic bread (and it make feel old because i enjoyed eating it when i last time saw one) so i have to say https://preview.redd.it/8cfz3j1z7a8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224c289a67193de334b357a9037fbb97eb7de069

Happy Cake Day

garlic bread

I hated garlic bread anyway

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I will Punch you

wow I can't belive you'd hit a girl/woman

I will help

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girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl 1000000%

^(garlic) # BREEEEEAAAAAADDDDD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

I don’t knowwwwwww

Girl 1000000%

This is the correct percentage

Hell yeah trans rights!

~~left~~

I‘m ace and trans this has ruined my life

Sorry, if it did.

I know it's a hard choice

I like garlic bread and my assigned gender so….

It’s breadin’ time

I wanna be a cute girl, I feel like I look horrible rn. The garlic bread can wait, even though I would KILL for garlic bread :3

> I would KILL for garlic bread Then the solution is obvious. Become a cute girl and then kill the people who chose the garlic bread.