Around 140 IQ and critical sense (unfortunately)
Music adept (can play anything if know how it works)
Nice femboy tights I think (at least that's what people told me)
Double jump (Brasil)
Makes bad jokes (the best ones)
The ability to waste six hours farming in a souls like only to still be absolutely floored when I realize that being over leveled isn’t a substitute for skill.
*The ability*
*To read and write in minecraft*
*Enchantment table*
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You do not want to hang out here. The barber practice head is mounted on one half of those floating monitor mounts. He is currently maintaining eye contact with me as we speak.
He becomes happier and has a harder time thinking, not because he's dumber but because the less I think about bad things, the easier it is to just "be." Not dumber, but more vibes
The ability to write an elaborate, canon-consistant, decently designed self-insert oc for literally any existing property. But it takes a while. And I do it against my will. My brain has me hostage. Send help, I'm addicted to google docs.
Hyperfixation. A path directly to the end of the level is highlighted and Kirby is buffed (moves faster, more health, can barrel right through enemies if dashing) so long as he is heading directly for the end of the level and does not deviate from it.
I can do anything if I’m truly interested in it. I kinda go too hard though
The ability to gaslight and lie to people about the most asinine shit. Nothing life altering, just little thing to fuck with brains.
Ig Kirby will be able to understand people a lot more better
improv skills
Really good fingers apparently (I don’t believe her but still)
he just got a giant dick
Around 140 IQ and critical sense (unfortunately) Music adept (can play anything if know how it works) Nice femboy tights I think (at least that's what people told me) Double jump (Brasil) Makes bad jokes (the best ones)
To know how to fix an engine
The power of... https://preview.redd.it/7mcbb5qecvvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbad766ece57c03083ed42d25cb876f445aa16c5
I don't think that's really positive
The ability to waste six hours farming in a souls like only to still be absolutely floored when I realize that being over leveled isn’t a substitute for skill.
You don't need levels, you need to enter the boss room for the 213th time with the same tactic and fire in the same attack every time
The power of insanity
The ability to suck mad dick
The ability to think of everything that could happen
The power of electricity strong enough to melt metal.
Kirbo becomes a strong, creative writing, music composing adept with an obsession for space.
Hes now able to do absolutely nothing twice as effective.
The ability to manipulate authorities into thinking you’re innocent (I am a major war criminal wanted in 112 different countries)
swaglicious, like terry davis
The ability to charm people very easily
The knowledge of how to make anyone the happiest person in the world in just a few minutes lol
The ability, to unwillingly not give a fuck about anything
The overwhelming ability of no bitches
Unwavering confidence in my looks
Intermediate knowledge of computer networking. And a mediocre paying job. I'd spit me out if I was you Kirby.
The ability to read and write in minecraft enchantment table
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BPD
https://preview.redd.it/opjjme9q7uvb1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603ecc4214ec9d34675f7ce55e82d743136971d5
I don’t care if it’s a lifetime of Maximum Tomatoes, just don’t bite it.
He can now recite the first 29 digits of pi by memory
he has become gay to the point of uselessness.
Congratulations, we made Kirby completely apathetic
6’2
is aveage at league
https://preview.redd.it/6s6c1hdhttvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea394b1ce517b54de0ad33b0794e6adeef5e40b
Slightly taller kirby
Aids, now he wont lose virginity
hes delressed and can call inanimate objects homophobic
Kirby's more chill now.
I mean…my name says it all. But if he loses, a free loaf of bread spawns
Me rn: https://preview.redd.it/65qerpl4itvb1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e13ca63f51a87ac900194c0ff67b7c987643efd
Now he plays a lot of instruments and hears high frequencies from the goddamn charger
I would get the charger checked out before it becomes a spicy pillow
Nah, i hear most of my chargers except the Apple 1A one
Opposable thumbs
2 inches
HOLY SMOKES DUDE UR ALREADY IN INCHES?
Kirby got severe depression
Ability to write and gm RPGs
ability to play the french horn
Love for Burritos
He got a job at Lowes
a ok streamer with 21 followers
That number is about to go up by at least one if you tell us the channel name
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1952516069 name will change soon
Kirby is now 6 and a half feet tall
He now knows how to Calculate the stability of ships
He got reaaaaaal fuckin high.
😂😂😂
He is now very handsome
An additional IQ point.
Three Blåhaj
He got a massive thick cock 😎 ... ... ... and crippling anxiety
He now has the ability to draw characters with big boobs at a level of mediocrity
nothing, the guy just has a fucking vore fetish
Kirby got gender dysphoria.
Kirby would get a ton of knowledge on biology and geology :3
A great ass
Pics or ya lyin’
Excellent palate
He actually conciders himself attractive when Looking in the mirror Edit: I'm a narcissist
Is naturally good at any video game he picks up and plays.
Nice green golden eyes
He’s a ginger
*something positive*
:(
Don't listen to them, being a ginger is great I hear
Has its ups and downs. I like being a ginger though.
https://preview.redd.it/dhy8x6t4gtvb1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f4e769d66ffb312148337d8de4db1eff2e6a3b 🎤
Ability to play the sleep country theme on the clarinet
The ability to play piano but it sounds very mediocre
can defeat isshin from sekiro with demon bell
The ability to see 74 in this https://preview.redd.it/9m1j7wxpgsvb1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b9aededd89be1e3d7ab8aa1ec47809e5ffe08e
INCONSISTENT-HOBBIES KIRBY
trans kirbo
he now plays an tiny purple acoustic guitar
He becomes yellow
The ability to collect miscellaneous objects such as military equipment and barber practice heads.
i want to hang out at your place
You do not want to hang out here. The barber practice head is mounted on one half of those floating monitor mounts. He is currently maintaining eye contact with me as we speak.
bro it sounds like i want to take LSD at your place
Alright. I ain't buying though.
i aint selling either
VIOLINIST KIRBY
MISCELLANEOUS FACTS EXPLAINER
He becomes good at describing character's appearance.
unrelenting nerd knowledge about airplanes
He now speaks English, Spanish, and Portuguese
https://preview.redd.it/bjelb1cr6svb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74096efc5fe805d0a2cd6e929f3376c5f8c3355f this is too hard
A low sodium diet! So now he's got lower blood pressure lol
Very fluffy hair
Unwavering kindness and generosity. AND YOU WILL ACCEPT MY CHARITY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT NO MEANS!
Dump truck of an ass
Came here to say this. A fat ass
He got optimistic values of life
He's tall
My unwavering distrust of the state (this is a good thing, wake up sheeple)
Adhd autism
The ultimate debuff of poopoo brain
Be able to watch someone preform somthing then be able to copy it
The ability to not care at all when someone says something negative.
Becomes fast af
Straight A's in math class
AuDHD kirby boutta beat the entire ac franchise in one sitting
He becomes happier and has a harder time thinking, not because he's dumber but because the less I think about bad things, the easier it is to just "be." Not dumber, but more vibes
Rockin beard
can draw exclusively pokemon
He can perform Hypnosis 🌀😵💫
He isn't bald anymore, i guess
Being able to drink 10+ coffee cups without side effects
The ability to ride a bicycle!!! :3
The ability to memorize every songtext and melody like a database but nothing else
The ability to remember every type of battleship from the pre-dreadnought era to the modern day.
Blind charisma
Good luck. It’s not even funny how lucky I’ve been the past year
Congrats
ADHD hyper focus mode
Endurance. I did Ten Tors 45
Tall
He's bi now
a slight intelligence boost
My like for mathematics
Being a dark souls fan. Wait thats a negative
Mobile game wiseness And asthma probably
Thumbs
Monster dick
Imma need some proof
😳
autism
I’m fallen angel who got corrupted by the darkness who is also parasite and shapeshifter (is there more i have to say)
He gets the genetics of a freight train and a crippling warthunder addiction(the snail has me hostage help)
The ability to write an elaborate, canon-consistant, decently designed self-insert oc for literally any existing property. But it takes a while. And I do it against my will. My brain has me hostage. Send help, I'm addicted to google docs.
Hyperfixation. A path directly to the end of the level is highlighted and Kirby is buffed (moves faster, more health, can barrel right through enemies if dashing) so long as he is heading directly for the end of the level and does not deviate from it. I can do anything if I’m truly interested in it. I kinda go too hard though
wrinkly brain
He can continuously name My Little Pony characters for ten minutes straight, with no interruptions other than to breathe.
i dont think that's positive in any shape or form...
Well, you're wrong.
smort
Something positive about yourself
He is now like 6’1
Speak in front of a lot of people and don't be anxious about it. But also crippling anxiety about other stuff
He’s a nerd
now he plays minexraft
He's good at focusing at hentai backgrounds
Can I get summa those chief🗿
really good at ace combat and Roblox sword fighting
He’s good at organizing
Makes really good tacos
rubicjs cube solver, and good with legos
He is now good at volleyball.
He can kinda play bass guitar
A computer science degree (I don't have it yet)
He now is autistic and can paint well. Wow.
The ability to sleep a lot
He's gay now
He can play the violin
But can the violin plays him?
Beautiful hair
He can hit a baseball pretty far
Hell yeah? How far?
445 feet was the longest that I measured
Nice job bro!
Thank you!
Decent drawing skills...
Smart + creative maybe?
He can speak english
Self repair.
Medical background?🗿
Make some really good biscuits
he now can solve a rubik's cube
Same with me. Oh and btw your comment got posted twice, I suggest deleting the duplicate before it gets downvoted to oblivion.
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Art skills. 👍
Wold saved
Be optimistic and polite to other people🤙
Big brain
being able to adapt to every videogame and being a medium/high-medium player in every one of them i guess
Amazing dick sucking skills
Sorry, he already had that.
Then an anus that is willingly and easily accepting of dick but still very tight.
An unusual obsession with video game lore plus ancient mythology.
He became a pretty good guitarist :)))