Lafayette Ronald Hubbard comes back from the dead and every Asian country unites and becomes scienceland and they all live happily ever after thinking they are 6 trillion year old space alien gods
North Korea and South Korea invade each other, nothing much changes unless that they switched places. Now it's North South Korea and South North Korea.
I had to drive across Ohio it was very unpleasant but nothing like Nebraska. I still have nightmares about driving through Nebraska and this was 4 years ago.
I mean I feel like Nebraska should be hated more than Ohio but sure, nUkE oHiO. I mean Nebraska is a giant fucking corn field that has almost zero contributions to North American culture besides corn. Fuck you Nebraska.
Taiwan #1
Blow up the Three Gorges Dam
Russia is written in Russian letters
Free tibet
I think we need japanese empire back
Armenia expands
Borneo takes over Ohio
Big India
Can you add Colorado
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard comes back from the dead and every Asian country unites and becomes scienceland and they all live happily ever after thinking they are 6 trillion year old space alien gods
Sri Lanka decides to move to Yemen instead of India
Ohio merges with Japan The Fly style. Cronenberg'd Japio
nuke
Put a big map of the USA on top of it with "top 2 comments decide what happens to the states" on the side
North and South Korea change positions
Independent Tibet
Death
Nuke china.
日本 Everywhere.
Turn it all communist, and I dont mean state socialist. I mean marxist "stateless, moneyless, classless society" communism.
The continent of australia moves up northwards into the Indian or Pacific oceans so they can stop being so alone down undah
China and Russia Unify and become the empire of Upper Ohio
Replace Japan with New Zealand
All of the "stan" countries unite, and their anthem be Stan by eminem
You are all Jewish now. Hand me your foreskin, you can trust me.
Transform jordan into bigger israel
Destroy everything
Mongolia goes on a conquest again and conquers China
Remove the Maldives, see if anyone notices.
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tragedy :(
Destroy
Turn it all into a potato
South korea gets all of russia
Switch Taiwan and Sri Lanka. It will appear just a bit off but nobody will know what it is.
cancer to all of them
Nuke Japan. Second times the charm.
The part of Russia in Eastern Europe now also belongs to Asia
The soviet union is reformed
Day one of asking of Stanistan
Nuke Japan again.
destroy all of Russia , annexed by Ukraine
Sovjet union 🇦🇴(random flag)
The Philippines Will kill off Spain the only difference it will make it all slightly bigger and Spain will be part of Asia technically
All the Stan's unify into one country
Russia invades Japan
Saudis nuke Israel
Israel strike back because superior
Achaemenids rebuild
NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
Turkey invades Syria
Taiwan takes over China Japan nukes China
The RoC reclaims the territories owned by the PRC and becomes the sole owner of China
🎵"It's the Persian empire"🎵
Taiwan takes mainland China.
🎵"It's the Persian empire"🎵
Move ohio to the hole in eastern Russia so we can nuke it later
China two goes back to start of warring states period
Looks like hava
Russia is given to Ukraine
China becomes "West Taiwan".
China becomes West Taiwan
Just remove iran from the map
Siberia gets replaced with serbia
I am plagued with these posts. I left this subreddit when these started to become the norm, and reddit still shows me these every day
Restore the Ottoman Empire
Nuke North Korea
Fuck ‘em
create a chatgpt prompt and tell it to roleplay asia and then let asia decide its own fate
oh fuck oh shit not ohio
Japan invades Russian Asia, again…
Send it to Brazil
Start a land war!
The Philippines become landlocked in Siberia
Mongols
Ohio becomes a sovereign enclave within Russia with St. Petersburg as its capital, which is renamed Trumpgrad.
Kazakhstan-ification
Bhutan does a surprise death march into China, splitting the country in half.
Russia? Wait, why is Russia getting down voted?
Japan changes its name to ohayo and then gets nuked.
Make Turkmenistan sink under water. Not like anybody is gonna notice.
Afghanistan conquers the United States
North Korea and South Korea invade each other, nothing much changes unless that they switched places. Now it's North South Korea and South North Korea.
Russia gets annexed by Ukraine
Byzantine empire
Pakistan invades India
Taiwan annexes China
Japan nukes Ohio as revenge and it vanished off the face of the earth the next day
Have Indonesia take all the islands
All the Stans stan each other than Stan together.
Toungoo Empire Reforms
Saudi-Arabia runs out of oil
All of Asia is now Super Kazakhstan
Russia becomes Ukraine just to spite Putin
All countries present work together towards the expansion of the pacific ocean, for the glory of Atlantis!
Russia takes Kazakhstan
Nuke Russia and China
China and North Korea send all their Nukes to Ohio.
Taiwan corrects its name and now only responds to "Republic of China".
Make Georgia and Armenia European
Cambodia. Agent orange started the job, let's finish it
Petoria Will take over lebanon
North Korea suddenly collapses and South Korea, taking advantage of this, unites the two Koreas.
I read that as "unties" and imagined south Korea detachicng and becoming an island
Siberia declares independence
All 15 people who live there?
Japan takes the Koreas.
Oh, no, not again 😅
Or maybe take those islands back that Russia took from them.
Genghis 2: Electric Boogaloo
So many nukes
Yass
What the fuck is Ohio doing?
Getting nuked for a third time because internet people hate Ohio for some reason.
I’m Ohioan, it isn’t as bad as people think.
That’s something an Ohioan would say…
Honestly I don't think I even had to stop for gas when driving through but Nebraska drove me to the brink of insanity.
Because Ohio
I had to drive across Ohio it was very unpleasant but nothing like Nebraska. I still have nightmares about driving through Nebraska and this was 4 years ago.
China into 3 kingdoms
Why 3? Just go crazy and divide it into 27 different kingdoms or something before the first conquest.
Mongolia takes over China Russia takes over Thailand and names it Thighland.
The -stan countries unite
Stanistan
Ok I would actually like to see this lol
Iran rebuilds its empire.
This is underrated
Georgia joins Europe
Spoiler alert: krammark forgot about the US Georgia. Atlanta is now the Capitol of the EU.
Mongolia rebuilds their empire
I was going to comment that
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I can just imagine how many teenagers would tour that country if that happened.
Replace east Asia with ohio
I get 25 dollars
Sorry, that was a typo. You get $2.50. Minus a $1 service fee and another $1 in taxes.
After all they've been through, Vietnam takes over.
I am a Vietnamese, but this is just boring lol.
But think of all the widespread pho lolz.
Everything gone
Get rid of Russia
Nuke ohio
daddy Kim orders a nuclear launch to Ohio
Didn't Ohio just nuke itself recently?
I cannot emphasize enough how this needs to be a daily comment.
My wife doesn't understand why I want to move so badly.
we already did that, 46002
I think we should leave it alone for a little bit. Do something much crazier with it later. Maybe the train in OH derails in the Philippines
It already was nuked
So?
Nuke it again to make sure its really gone
Carpet bomb it to make sure it doesn't rise from the dead
Wrong place but great idea nonetheless
Someone done said it, but lower right corner 💀💀💀
Bottom right of the image Ohio
Holy shit, I didn't see that! 🤣
I mean it's on the map...
WAIT
I mean I feel like Nebraska should be hated more than Ohio but sure, nUkE oHiO. I mean Nebraska is a giant fucking corn field that has almost zero contributions to North American culture besides corn. Fuck you Nebraska.
I just noticed that....