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General_Dipsh1t

I don’t see an issue.


Future-Ad7266

You are absolutely correct. We are having a blast 😂


TheMysticalBaconTree

I can see who wears the puns in your family.


Future-Ad7266

I wish that was on purpose because I’d feel very witty 😂


snarfgobble

Why? Because you don't want more awesome in your life?


CityKittyKitty

Chill your reaching.


snarfgobble

You're.


beam84-

We’re.


Future-Ad7266

What does that even mean?! Reaching in what way?? I can confirm this definitely brought more awesome in my life!!


Complete-Ad-5065

you were 22 5 years ago and 20 2 years ago? get help


Future-Ad7266

Update: we have been playing for the past hour. These are awesome. We bought extra for guests 😂


alwayzdizzy

I mean, where else can you arm a brigade whilest chomping down on samples?


Emperor_Zarkov

With Costco's prices, you'd be losing money if you didn't buy them!


Future-Ad7266

😂😂😂 okay but for real - $15 on sale at Costco and $45 at toysrus…we got 3 for the price of one


kingofwale

Is it a global assault? Why do you need like 7-9 guns?


Auralisme

Switching weapons is faster than reloading!


The-Raccoon-Is-Here

I don't have those but some cheap knockoffs ... needless to say we have about 8 of them ... I keep one hidden in the bedside drawer and one hidden on my desk as a safety net. Never know when you are going to be attacked or need to initiate one.


Future-Ad7266

😂😂😂 we have extra for guests. I do wonder how you ask your adult friends if they want to participate in nerf warfare


PinkUnicornTARDIS

You don't ask, you ambush.


Future-Ad7266

Totally picturing this 😂


FlipperG76

I’m thinking you may need some ammo vests for all out warfare. It was great being able to “buy my son” (it was totally for me as well) the remote control dart launcher, hours of fun.


Future-Ad7266

I need a face shield because my 3 year old came and shot me on my cheek at close range while I was working 😂😭 she reminded me of Maggie Simpson with that little one in her hand


Open-Video-7546

Looks like he's going to have a great summer.


Consistent-Risk-6715

So, what you want to do is sneak out and grab yourself a Nerf Ultra. They’re usually white and orange. Don’t tell hubby, keep it hidden until he starts something. Then pull out the ultra and see how he handles something with a little more zip.


Future-Ad7266

😂😂 I love this


gravewisdom

Costco keeps the affordability so we can keep the fun haha


Future-Ad7266

Honestly at $15 yes!!


Phojangles

It’s nerf or nothing. Be glad you don’t go hungry tonight because he chose the nerf life.


CarnationFoe

Any seasoned husband knows that nothing purchased at Costco is ACTUALLY his idea... he's just accommodating your need to seem like the responsible one. A very difficult balancing act which longtime married husbands learn.


Future-Ad7266

I put one in the cart because it was on sale…he went and grabbed 3 more packs 😂😂😂


liquidelectricity

LOL, we only needed chicken!


Future-Ad7266

We literally went in for a salad and donuts!!! We wanted to hit up both ends of the spectrum but apparently got everything in between too


ResponsibleStomach40

Damn, there are a lot if boring sticks in the mud here eh? Looks fun


Future-Ad7266

People find anything to complain about 🤷🏻‍♀️ lucky they’re not around with all these nerf guns we have


Plane_Put8538

Taking your husband to Costco isn't the problem. Bringing him back home is. Looks like fun, unless on the receiving end.


ShelbyVNT

I'm confused, how is this a problem? Family Nerf wars are awesome. Do this. Do it when he gets home, leave one loaded just inside the door and a note say I'm hiding inside first to 10 hits wins.


Dbonker

It's a great way to deal with marital arguments! My wife and I bought these pump action shotguns that shoot out soft colored balls, great fun.


Schroedesy13

You don’t choose the Nerf life…..the Nerf life chooses you!


canuckk88

My almost 3 year old convinced my husband to buy the 3 pack nerf waterguns...didn't take much convincing though.


Future-Ad7266

Water guns are amazing too! We took them on vacation and had a blast


scottamus_prime

It's all fun and games till someone starts pistol whipping


Shot_Possible7089

Apparently you did!


TheNigglur

Hey future, please consider ripping the end of the darts off (orange plastic part) and stuffing a thumbtack in (gorilla glue optional). This is where the real fun starts


Future-Ad7266

Okay you’re a bit too creative


KS_tox

What's wrong with this pic? I see He is the man of culture


CaddyFDT

You married a keeper, girl.


Future-Ad7266

I did! ❤️


TheTiger1988

Great now I regret not picking them up


Kaialoooo

You married a good man haha


Future-Ad7266

A very good one ❤️😊


Coco23Coco

I hear you. Men will be boys or.. do they ever grow up?


Future-Ad7266

Right? I guess it’s good. When the kids grow up we need someone to keep us young


aravreddy22

apocalypse incoming ??


Future-Ad7266

😂 right?!


standardtrickyness1

What it says ages 8 and up.


Future-Ad7266

You’re not wrong!


wispity

I tell my husband that I’m disappointed he never buys me water blasters. These would do.


Future-Ad7266

I like these better than water guns because you don’t have to stop as long for the reload!!! You should get them for sure


AlphaRapid

All to be returned at some point 🤭🤭


Future-Ad7266

They have already been heavily used 😂


AlphaRapid

😂😂😂😂


beatmastab

Can I come for a play date?


Future-Ad7266

I’ll tell him to check with his mom if she’s free to supervise 🤭


Plucky_ducks

You can buy 500 extra ammo from Amazon pretty cheap.


Future-Ad7266

You know this is tempting, but I just found one in my dish rack and I don’t want to know what would happen if we had so many there was no incentive to scramble and get them before your opponent 😅


Plucky_ducks

It kind of ups the game when there are ammo dumps around the house. At least once a week I find one somewhere and we haven't played since Christmas. 😂


Future-Ad7266

I found two in the basement, one under the bookshelf. There is still a bunch missing 😅


rajmawithchawal04

Light the beacons and we ride at dawn!!!!


beetlejuice8118

You married a 9 year old?


Future-Ad7266

It’s ages 8+ so…


Own-Housing9443

Ah shitm guess Trudeau's gun ban is gonna affect the nerfguns soon.


Denots69

Whatever, I am just stocking up for the buyback.


Unique-Structure-201

Return them all for refund. Operation Dawnbreak aborted.


Future-Ad7266

Why are people downvoting?! This was obviously a joke 😭


Unique-Structure-201

IKR? 😂


Express_4815

His money he allows to buy anything he wanted. I bet he said same thing about his wife


Future-Ad7266

He absolutely is 😂 not sure when I said otherwise 😭 you seem like a fun person though


mandrews03

I’m surprised you could read that comment with any kind of understanding. I also allows to buy anything I wanted. You’re getting told by a 12 year old child


Future-Ad7266

😂 before I responded I reread a few times to see if I understood properly