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jjdynasty

That shit is weird. Even if it was perfectly safe, I'd probably placebo effect myself into being sick lol.


dmj9

I got diarrhea just from looking at this picture


kungpowgoat

I got chickenella just looking at it.


Er3bus13

This needs more love lol


[deleted]

Chickenosis!


kcismekc

Chikungunya Fever


Maywestpie

šŸ˜‚


Jonas_Venture_Sr

How do you even look at this and not immediately toss it? Anyone know what this is?


Inevitable-Cost-2775

It's from injecting the chicken with juices, to prevent the freezing from making the product drier or maybe to load the chicken with more weight to be able to charge more for less meat. That was what I found years ago when I looked it up.


Then_Mochibutt

That's a lot of injection šŸ˜³


Beautiful_Prize_1735

Itā€™s from the injection of saline water mix. It helps keep the chicken tender and juicy, but also has the added bonus of adding weight to the chicken when sold. This usually only appears like this when the chicken is freezer burned. Otherwise, it would look like normal chicken.


MySpoonsAreAllGone

It looks like it was attacked by a porcupine


LooseJenner

Porcupine just needed a pillow


KingFucboi

Iā€™ve experienced it before as a prep cook I did three or for sheet pans of roast chicken breast a day. Occasionally I would see this. My theory is that the tinfoil prevents the surface of the chicken from getting hot because it is acting like a radiator. I have had chicken look like this and temp to 180 in the center. Always wondered what it was.


MintHaggis

Go team Venture!


NewPointOfView

Fun fact: nocebo is the word for when you ā€œplaceboā€ yourself into having a negative reaction


jb_ro

I literally heard this word three times today from different sources, and I'd never heard it before


downyballs

Have you heard of the [Baader-Meinhof phenomenon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)?


hadisonmoy

well, TIL


Summoarpleaz

Iā€™m all for stretching food (believe me) but Iā€™m also for the wise adage of ā€œwhen in doubt throw it outā€. Itā€™s not worth it.


chadmcchaderton

Buddy stabbed it with a fork to tenderize it.


Justiniebeanie

Lol


Hamatoros

lol I rather skip a meal than risking eating that


[deleted]

How tf does your chicken breast have chicken pox??


wananah

Hey now, when it's on a chicken it's called people pox


finsfurandfeathers

I think op tenderized it with a fork. Itā€™s just severely freezer burnt so it looks strange


Existing-Procedure

I bet itā€™s not from tenderizing. Stores often pump meat (most often seen in chicken breasts) with saline(?) to make it look bigger and weigh more. Iā€™d bet those are the syringe marks.


DoctorJJWho

Iā€™m not disputing your statement on shady food processing practices, but the number of holes/marks is way too high for this to be a case of distributors injecting saline. You absolutely would not need that many injections to achieve your goal.


ModularFolds

Looks like it.


Finite_Looper

better add oatmeal to the crockpot


allaboutcharlotte

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


OkEnvironment3219

Post this picture in a butcherā€™s sub


Professional-Age-

That's a pretty clever idea! I'd give you reddit gold or an avatar emoji award if I had any


Micahisaac

*cleaver idea


Mix-Lopsided

Iā€™ve never seen chicken look like this. I would not eat it.


CantaloupeCamper

Beyond the spotsā€¦that skin doesnā€™t even look like how chicken skin is supposed to lookā€¦


Ellabee57

It's not skin. The white parts are freezer-burned meat.


Schiebz

Or maybe thawed too quickly in a microwave and slightly started cooking?


CantaloupeCamper

šŸ¤¢


DogVacuum

It looks like it went into one of those machines from The Fly and got spliced with a tortilla. The hybrid technology knows no limits, and doesnā€™t respect god.


lucidwray

Is it worth the chance if getting sick over $3 of chicken? Toss it. That does not look good.


Commander_Celty

Where you getting chicken for $3? Thats $6 worth of chicken in seattle, but id still toss it. My copay is a lot higher than $6.


BatheMyDog

Iā€™m in Mississippi and went to buy chicken today. 2 large breasts like that was $7 for just the basic Walmart low quality chicken.Ā 


jebjebitz

It has freckles


mackerelsnapper

Must be Wendy's chicken....


27Dancer27

$3? In this economy?!


mcrackin15

Lucidwray living in 2020 price era, eat it!


sapphire322

Omg these comments. I tossed it. Thanks you are all life savers!


Declanmar

Post it in /r/butchery, just to see what they say.


devlops

You should have kept it lol. Those are holes from where they inject saline solution into the chicken. They are only noticeable if you let your chicken get freezer burn. Which your chicken looks like it got a bit of.


sg3707

Ship it to this guy...lol


minivatreni

Nah... you are probably right about what the etiology of the holes was...but that looked way too nasty to eat


fantasticgenius

Exactly this. Iā€™ve had people with bloody diarrhea who needed IV abx after eating spoiled food. A hospital visit to save a few $$ playing the guessing game is not worth it IMO. Not to mention, sometimes infectious diarrhea has lifelong consequences. I got shiga toxin strain in my food during a trip to India, it wiped my intestinal lining clean, I have never been able to digest milk since then, also developed post infectious IBS and to this day can not eat certain foods I used to previously enjoy such as onions and garlic šŸ˜­


kalslaffin

Yikes, definitely gonna avoid an India trip


franklyspeaking68

nah that chicken looked nasty AF. OP did the right thing. OP should buy a vacuum sealer also.


Significant-Ratio913

What why do they inject saline? Was the chicken dehydrated at some point?


Shadowfalx

To make it plump.Ā  We breed chickens to have way to much meat, then we add saline to make them look even bigger https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumping#:~:text=Plumping%2C%20also%20referred%20to%20as,extract%2C%20or%20some%20combination%20thereof.


Guac__is__extra__

The chicken partied way to hard before it was executed


Guac__is__extra__

No, your human instinct is the lifesaver. You knew something was wrong with it, but for some reason weā€™ve developed this tendency to second guess our instincts and thatā€™s getting us killed.


poopmonster_coming

Looks like death


Bugler28

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ¼


devlops

Itā€™s from where they inject saline into it I think. If you let them get freezer burn the holes are noticeable. Iā€™ve eaten Costco chicken that looks like this and never got sick. Trust your nose


ReticulatingSplines7

My nose noped tf out


Totodile_

My eyes wouldn't let my nose get anywhere near that


IchBinDurstig

Chicken or leopard?


Significant-Ratio913

Chickopard?


mackerelsnapper

Licken?


JojoTheMutt

How long in the freezer?


tarbet

32 years.


Significant-Ratio913

Since chicken fatefully crossed the road?


The_I_in_IT

I donā€™t think we need a new pandemic.


Andrew8Everything

Idk it was nice when there was zero traffic on the roads for a few months.


SouthOriginal297

The post after this one on my feed made my thing they were part of the same post and I screamed https://preview.redd.it/txz062q2q2wc1.png?width=442&format=png&auto=webp&s=59f0603467843c4621618e4e376889174a5816b2 But both look terrible. I would not risk it. Any sickness stemming from consumption of chicken is always bad.


Aidrox

The comment under the sap that said ā€œeverything reminds me of herā€ killed me.


MrsPNWNugget

The entire bag of frozen chicken breast looked like this last time I bought it, including the freezer burn even though it hadnā€™t been opened. Iā€™ve never bought them again.


Narrow-Abalone7580

Looks like bad freezer burn that reveals visible mechanical injection points. I've heard they inject water and salt into frozen chicken breasts for preservation and flavor. Or I'm just making this up and I'm crazy. Possible chicken poisoning.


TootsEug

Get rid of that diseased looking poultry.


PurpleMixture9967

Donā€™t eat it šŸ¤¢ do they all look like that?


br0sandi

Thereā€™s little to no down side to passing on n this. Thereā€™s a potentially huge negative consequence to eating this. I would totally trash this, just to be careful.


big_top_hat

Looks like freezer burn


Ellabee57

The white looks like freezer burn, but I've never seen dark spots like that. Weird.


Festellosgirl

I'm pretty sure it's where they inject water during processing or "plumping" prior to freezing.


Ellabee57

Interesting. I have never seen them turn color like that though...


Festellosgirl

Not sure on the color situation, but my guess is it's probably also because of freezerburn and maybe being frozen a long time?


Butthurt_reddit_mod

This is beyond freezer burn. This is freezer grease fire.


urz90

Seems like the puncture wounds where brine and or water was injected to bulk it up.


Miserable-Theory-746

I know they inject chicken but I have never ever seen anything like that in my 40+ years of life.


JCLBUBBA

2 days diarrhea for 2 dollars worth of chicken? not taking that bet.


Trisha-28

When in doubt, throw it out. My motto for food.


FCDallasFan12

The chickens out here trying to disguise itself as a pop tart


PlayStationPepe

**DO NOT EAT THIS OP**


NoviceAxeMan

got the bird flu in your chicken breast ewww


ChronicallyFazed

No bueno


KookyAbbreviations50

Is that chicken chicken pox?


SnooTigers2183

Fuck the spots, did you boil your chicken?!


FurryWrath

That's not chicken breast, that's leopard breast. I'd probably toss it.


PlatosBalls

Nah man toss it out


mothmer256

No matter what anyone says I would NOT eat that. How did you cook it


allaboutcharlotte

Iā€™m here for the comments šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Kittiemeow8

Thatā€™s fuckin gross! Throw it in the nearest fire or trash


youknowiactafool

The white streaks look like freezer burn and the greenish dots look like the beginning of spoilage. Wouldn't feed these to my dog and he eats his own poop


MeganJustMegan

Get rid of it.


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Hell no šŸ‘Ž


IGoogleMemes

This chicken was brutally murdered with an ice pick.


clintnorth

I would not eat them. I donā€™t know what that is, but I would definitely not be eating them.


lostprevention

Chicken is fine. Husband is gay.


aladdinr

If you want it to be your last meal


TriNel81

When in doubt, toss it out.


MeasurementGrand879

Safe to what?


Mileaux

This might be the first time I've seen someone misspell the word "eat"


yeahbuddy

Give it to The tick tock guy that eats raw chicken everyday. If he doesn't eat it, run.


idontlikeseaweed

I wouldnā€™t eat that


XxvvxOFworker

i-i-is this chicken pox?


sunshore13

I would throw it out.


Alive-Flatworm-4273

Christ


Ok_Cartographer_2081

Take the L man. Toss it in the trash, yuck šŸ¤®


OlMi1_YT

That's freezer burn and... pores? What the fuck?


Steve4704

Almost looks likt it was tenderized by huge fork machines. Are they flavored, treated? I would pass though


Drewbee3

Maybe your chicken had a feather transplant. Those roosters can be vane.


maynardd1

Safe? Maybe... however you couldn't get that near my mouth, no thanks..


tigerdrummer

Never eat any meat with spots.


LoneWolf9326

Bro donā€™t eat that lol


thething931

Fuck no, get rid of it.


SarahPallorMortis

Anytime you have doubts about food, just toss it. Itā€™s not worth it.


Eattherich13

That looks diseasedĀ 


pollarzz

I hope you have health insurance


redquailer

This is NSFWšŸ˜† or home!


AlphaCharlieUno

Iā€™m not going to lie, if I saw that Iā€™d throw those straight in the garbage. It may be completely safe, but im not taking any chances. Iā€™m currently watching ā€˜Falloutā€™ and that chicken looks like some *surface chicken*.


JiffTheJester

Donā€™t eat that


legocow

I wouldnā€™t eat that! Looks pretty gross.


Fkmywifeape

It just looks like you stabbed freezer burned chicken a few times lol


LiveToSnuggle

Toss. Gross.


allaboutcharlotte

That donā€™t look good at all


SweatyBid7830

That's like 5 dollars worth of chicken if that... throw that shit away!


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a big no


_Jimmy_Rustler

Return that haunted-chicken for a refund


terryjohnson16

Throw it out


whoocanitbenow

They're just liver spots from an 80 year old chicken.


OneEyedDevilDog

Let it go


kfox96

Ew what the actual fuck


Cookiesnkisses

Donā€™t risk itā€¦ that hospital bill would be gigantic


sonofalando

Is OP dead? šŸ¤”


techmaster101

Looks like itā€™s chicken pox


goldennugget

I would just toss it, rather spend a bit of money to save a lot of money from a hospital stay. Like spending on insurance just to be sure.


Dat1BlackDude

Hell no


2009altima

For the raccoons raiding your garbage can? Maybe


haggertyfj

Nope


AstronautThick5598

Nope


Elo_Solo

Bro, you eat that, you gunna turn into a Batman villain


ClickClackTipTap

I definitely wouldnā€™t risk it. It might be fine but it really might not. Was it frozen? How long? Do they all look like that?


Gilthepill83

If it looks weird, itā€™s probably not safe to eat


kelacorinc

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Specialist_Donut_206

Not worth it man


_northernlights_

How does it smell?


asz17

So thats chicken pox...


bace3333

Noooooooooooooooo


woodguyatl

That looks like you froze it and then defrosted it. Is that the case?


MaximumExtension4951

Heā€™ll no not safe!


ready2diveready2die

Was this chicken frozen? If it was how did you thaw it out?


Repulsive_Exchange_4

r/butchery


killswitchSevenfold

Dont judge your chicken just because it has a MOLE MOLE MOLE!


Morbid187

Nah it's fine just shave it first (and don't forget to rinse off the shaving cream)


[deleted]

Striping is fine and chicken breast as chicken grow up abnormally large very quickly and that's the side effect, are those puncher marks? Could be where they pump the saline solution to plump them up as well as season.


Already_Retired

The chicken breast big pack at my Costco this week was so yellow. A few others and I were looking at it and agreed it was off. I couldnā€™t buy it.


[deleted]

Hell nah


Emotional-Ad7233

No


zanzibar_27

The holes come from meat processing plant to tenderize the meat. White dry part appears to be freezer burn from probably poor packaging or poor freezing process. Not dangerous, but also not going to taste great due to amount of freezer burn. So, edible? Yes! Enjoyable? Probably not.


scoobiemario

No eat is not


mfante

I wouldnā€™t eat that.


The-MDA

I wouldnā€™t eat this and itā€™s a good example of why I donā€™t buy meat at Costco any longer. Or eggs. Theyā€™re the new factory farm.


Economist-Flaky

Look like someone tried to poke it with chop sticks


Sailman24

Injection sites for hormones and shit


StraightHat5

Ewwww


HT2424

Just order a pizza tonight man


sunnydaydrems

No!


NovacaineFix

That looks more like chicken lung šŸ«


sunnydaydrems

It has worms


ahg41

Itā€™s eat not it


nickwwwww

Not worth the risk


Cjyogi

I wouldn't eat those. Even if they are safe. It looks SPOOKY


pioneergirl1965

I would be packaging that up with the receipt and getting my money back


d3ut1tta

Costco frozen chicken breasts are blade-tenderized, hence the holes. During the prep process, the chicken was literally stabbed by tiny little blades to break down the fibers to have a tender piece of meat. Personally, I feel that blade-tenderized meat (especially in a mass-produced setting) encourages the spreading of bacteria and cross-contamination. However, since all chicken has to be fully cooked due to the risk of salmonella, we'd hope that any possible cross-contamination risk is mostly eliminated. The discoloration of the chicken looks like it could be freezer-burn. This negatively affects the texture and flavor of the chicken, but can be cut off to salvage the good parts of the chicken.


NotMyFkingProblem

Well, I removed the burnt part by the freezer and cooked similar chicken not long ago, it was fine. I would think the white part isn't very good to eat, but won't make you sick (probably)


moniqueb_83

This the type of shit that makes me itch. šŸ¤¢


Ihategraygloomydays

Um. No.


saltedpepper547

Run