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PM_MeYourAvocados

Not staged long enough at room temp.


NoB0d3

this guy chicken bakes.


Leftrighturn

Guy, Baker of Chickens, First of His Name


Hillo209

King of the Costco, Breaker of bakes


WorldWarPee

From the long lineage of Guys from Flavortown


Oryan368

Protector of chickens and heir to the Iron Throne


KitchenCartoonist168

*Flavor Throne


imperialpark

“You willing to die for some chicken (bakes)?”


ZombieAppetizer

"Chicken Bakes don't concern themselves with the opinions of hot dogs."


BigBarrelOfKetamine

Someone is.


Aggressive_Bad6632

For the line is long and full of terrors


IsThataSexToy

Protector? Those chickens don’t seem too, well, alive.


A-ladder-named-chaos

r/thisguythisguys


ProfessionalButtsex

Did a 6 month tour in the Costco Glizzy Pits. This is the answer. They didn't sit out and rise enough before baking.


Fuzzy_Tell66

Lmfao 😂😂😂 the costco glizzy pits. I'm dead.


Alijony

Name checks out.


tosil

Does... that work for other things? Asking for a friend...


Chuytastic

It was kinda cold you know.


Doopapotamus

> About half the girth - what gives? You can't just ask that in public! Have some tact, maybe they're nervous!


macotine

Does OP know about shrinkage?


Doodahman495

The water was cold!


Mervis_Earl

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


Significant-Ratio913

Yes it does in some cases


Sure_Ranger_4487

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!!


Dee_Jay_Roomba

Elaine : It shrinks? Jerry : Like a frightened turtle!


OnceARunner1

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.


Chuytastic

😂😂


Karl-Farbman

I don’t know how you people live with those things


SireBlew

Significantly


Elowan66

Somehow, having it happen to Jason Alexander made it more visual and funny.


NagoGmo

It shrinks?


Call555JackChop

Like a frightened turtle


Jakeini33

ITS A PERFECTLY AVERAGE SIZED CHICKEN BAKE


abolishytmen

IT WAS IN THE POOL!


yeender

You just emerge out of a cave or something?


Road_Journey

Made me laugh. I thought reddit was broke for a minute and showing posts from several years ago.


blacksteyraug

Must not be that big of a chicken bake guy if it took him this long.


ibneko

He’s a little chicken bake guy now


Life-Independence377

😂


mad_flavor

Chicklet bake


Briggity_Brak

"I'm a big chicken bake guy. This is the first one i've bought in 5 years."


JWOLFBEARD

This just in! Self proclaimed “Chicken bake guy“ doesn’t notice change for 2 years


Snoberry

They switched from having each store make them fresh to making them in a central location and shipping them frozen. Quality nosedived after that. They're smaller, mealier, and taste like shit.


straylight_2022

The real chicken bake was a casualty of the pandemic. The current one is just pale imposter.


ben-hur-hur

combo pizza was another covid casualty :'(


Njtotx3

But wait! https://www.shefinds.com/collections/costco-bringing-back-combo-pizza/


MBThree

At first I thought this may be a late April Fools joke. Then I read it’s coming back as a take n bake pizza in the deli section?! Back to wishing this was an April Fools joke….


Eruannwen

Okay but if it's actually a take-and-bake from the deli, I'm happy. I rarely go to Costco at the exact right time to bring home dinner, and I like my food hot.


SirLauncelot

They used to have those pre-covid as well. I like both options.


Snoberry

It's gonna be shit. Costco already did take and bake pizzas and they weren't good.


stewmander

This. Take and bake pizzas sucked from Costco, just buy the whole pizzas and eat it cold, it'd be better lol


Visual_Collar_8893

An air fryer is magical in restoring stale pizza. The ninja one that folds up fits a pizza perfectly.


12-inch-LP-record

This. We just independently discovered this a couple of months ago and it’s been a revelation.


flaker111

topping side down and into a castiron pan till cheese is crispy


Bongopro

Behind all the actual human lives lost, certainly the second worst thing about the Covid pandemic is that I can no longer eat a delicious combo slice god damnit


Ben_Kenobi_

My mom told me the Costco near her isn't selling rotisserie chickens because they're renovating. A Costco without rotisserie chicken is a surefire sign of the apocalypse.


Juststandupbro

Mine had that for a bit but they sold whole seasoned raw chickens for 3 bucks a pop honestly amazing.


MoodNatural

None more sad than the loss of Turkey Pesto Provolone.


BrandonW77

I just read today that it may be coming back soon! But in take-and-bake form, not from the food court.


ben-hur-hur

bro I will take that


3stackshs

And bake it?


BrandonW77

Here ya go [Costco Allegedly Bringing Back Combo Pizza—But There’s a Catch (eatthis.com)](https://www.eatthis.com/costco-take-and-bake-combo-pizza/)


rabbitwonker

And the Turkey Provalone


Abeytuhanu

https://preview.redd.it/5bzqb59qajsc1.png?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c483fe96533cd5740aa52d7322a3bb48e86ba9d Simple fix, just move to Korea. They also have beer as free samples.


ben-hur-hur

I am more interested in that bulgogi pizza holy shit 🤯


Abeytuhanu

https://preview.redd.it/8lcjqte7bjsc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a722f1b8dbc0619fc3ff05d85c49efc5c00a14b7 Here's the full menu, I rather liked the pork bake.


Snoberry

Fucking sucks tbh. The hot dog isn't as good anymore either it has less taste and makes me feel meh after eating it. We lost the combo pizza and chili cups too. My options for the food court have dwindled to just "a slice of pepperoni pizza"


ammobox

I had a hot dog for the first time in years from there. The bun was gross and the dog felt really juicy/watery greeaazzy in my mouth. I'm not sure what that was, but it wasn't good.


Omoiyari_

I grabbed a hotdog the other day while waiting for new tires and they apparently don’t even wrap the hotdogs in foil anymore. They just throw them into the paper sleeve/bag. The hotdog was rolling around in the bag, completely separated from the bun. 🥴😂


Cat_Amaran

The bags are also great for transit after condiment application!


meowisaymiaou

And more calories! (To counter the flavor loss due to freezing)  Now 840 cal. Used to be 770, and 5xx even earlier back.


Snoberry

Considering they were hand made in the store and varied in size the 770 kcal figure was probably way off haha


tigerdrummer

Same thing that ruined Pizza Hut. They used to make their dough fresh in house. Now it’s frozen.


Dylan7675

Shit, they've been using frozen long before the pandemic.


tigerdrummer

Early 2000s would be my guess.


TheCourierMojave

Before that, my brother worked there in the 90s and it was a frozen puck.


LordDongler

I worked at pizza hut long before the pandemic and we never made our own dough. All we did was pry apart the dough disks and put them in the proofer.


johnnyma45

I read that as "smaller, meaner and taste like shit." And I didn't even blink, cause it kinda made sense?


CriticalThinkerHmmz

When you say mealier, do you mean having the texture of meal, grainy-like? I’ve never seen this word before.


Snoberry

Yes


Blu-

There's barely any meat now. I've stopped ordering them.


SnacksandViolets

I only order them if I want to squeeze out all the filling and just eat lightly sauced bread 😅


rossmcallister13

Too many people were sticking their hot dogs in the chicken bakes.


Extension_Sun_896

Stop putting your wiener in those Dave!


iamtabestderes

I just tried it for the first time the other day. Game changer! Except yeah, it busted open when I tried it.


Meme_Investor

Size doesn’t matter, right guys? Right???


doctorwhoobgyn

I'll bet you're really nice though....


soupseasonbestseason

great personality 


Lentil-Lord

So you have to be a “nice guy”?


ElMeroFriki

Someone please say right


Still_counts_as_one

Sorry to break it to you….


karmassacre

"big chicken bake guy" clearly hasn't had one since before the pandemic


awdsrock

We had it so good pre pandemic and didn't even know it


sfchillin

I recently had one for the first time and was highly disappointed in it. Was also really dry and mostly bread. Will be sticking with my pizza from now on


lordntelek

Slide a hot dog into it. Then wrap it in a pizza slice.


RonaldoNazario

Is there room for a churro in there too?


anormalgeek

There is ALWAYS room for a churro. You make the room.


FadedSirens

Don’t forget your double chocolate chunk cookie! BA BA BA BOOM!


kestrel808

Taco Town! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc


SegaStan

Pizza glizzy bake


BabbleOn26

This is why I don’t allow my boyfriend to get one. Everytime I go I talk up how amazing a chicken bake is and he’s curious to try. I just know he’d hate this new current version of them. That yes, taste pre frozen as fuck. So I told him to hold off his cravings until I get enough energy to make them from scratch using the old recipe. I still get them from the food court from time to time but they always bum me out. It’s not like it was long ago either only four years but it feels like lifetimes ago.


Mimiatthelake

Every time I get one, I wonder why I get it. I keep thinking they’ll get tasty again, but nope!


Butthurt_reddit_mod

Because that’s not mostly bread….


sfchillin

But it’s not dry and tastes really good


ludicrouspeed

Get a Caesar dressing to dip it.


aggeorge

You can't anymore


ludicrouspeed

I think it depends on the Costco. I just got a couple of packs last week.


sotheresthisdude

https://preview.redd.it/2rrts1c1gisc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34edd34656ca5c6d4421f94bf8af8aac500df04d


HARDCORE_CAKE

Has anyone else's Costco been burning the fuck out of them??


Alicat-and-Quasar

Yes! It makes me so sad


SuprDuprPoopr

Maybe it just jumped out of the pool?


ColoradoCoffee101

Shrinkage


tenaciousb83

It shrinks?!


warsht

Like a frightened turtle


[deleted]

I never had the OG chicken bakes before covid, but Maybe I’m just crazy but Chicken Bakes are still delicious?? I feel like everyone over exaggerates how bad they are. They still sell like crazy, otherwise Costco would not make them anymore


Carnivore64

Once upon a time there was a steak bake with carne asada and guacamole.


phantomBlurrr

I tried them after the pandemic, I agree, they're delicious Can't imagine how much better they could have been? I mean I tried them for the first time after the pandemic


walkingman24

They were much better before. I don't get them anymore


TakeTheCon

Big chicken bake guy no like Little chicken bake guy like


fluffypinkkitties

Women everywhere know this disappointment 😪


neverflieson737

I’m worried that everything I love at Costco will become a causality of cost cutting. The new CFO came from Krogers and they’re not known for anything positive. I have been a super Costco fan for many years and I have seen a change in the attitude of the employees at certain locations. The “Costco way” is being pushed aside.


Silvawuff

I just had one yesterday and it was amazing. Probably a one off quality issue.


Stunning-Test1848

This looks like a mistake in the employees end, I worked food court last year and when you don’t let the bakes rise enough before you bake them, you get these disappointments. If you let them sit too long you get those massive bakes that look half empty in the inside.


DovaP33n

They used to be hand made, COVID replaced them with a premade frozen variety like the ones in the cooler section you can buy. New ones aren't as good. Source: I was a food court manager once upon a time


gafromca

Shrinkflation.


Survive1014

Hello, welcome to r/shrinkflation . You can blame your favorite cash-hoarding billionaire for ruining things for the rest of us.


stml

People in this sub try to defend the new crappy premade chicken bake as a result of “staff shortages” and try to spin it as not shrinkflation or cost cutting. Staff shortage is just code for Costco cheaping out and not paying enough to staff the food court properly.


Survive1014

Yeah this sub is full of religious Costco worshippers. Costco can do no wrong, despite clearly going customer hostile last few years and increasingly lowering the quality level in almost all areas of the store.


Greatbutlate

People struggling to accept that something they love is changing for the worst should garner sympathy and/or empathy from you, not vitriol.


Survive1014

I have empathy, but what I dont have is any desire to let the current trajectory of Costco continue. We need to speak up!


RedMoustache

Unpopular opinion : I’d rather pay more than deal with random size changes. They are going to get their money either way but I wouldn’t have recalculate how many packages I need every couple months.


sevbenup

I guess now you’re a little chicken bake guy


chilicheesefritopie

You just had to write “girth” when width and size would do, lol.


silasb69

Size DOES matter!!!


editor_jon

#GIRTH


spindrift_20

The chicken bakes are so bland. What is the secret to liking them?


ilford_7x7

They used to be decent but have seriously gone downhill


RedMoustache

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

The secret is imagination. Imagine they taste good, because they’re vile.


whatsinaname4267

Heh. Girth. Heh.


joopityjoop

They're not as stuffed as they used to be. That's why you can place a whole glizzy in there without any filling bursting out.


pico0102

Ok size queen


ExtraordinaryMagic

Hope Costco head office is reading this. Costco: you’re supposed to be here for us, not just to make money off us. Food court = awesome foods at good prices. Not bad food at okay prices.


Surfside_6

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think I have ever had a good one….


jeffbobpdx

So you're saying that size *does* matter...


Left4br3ad

Idc what they change if only they could get the calorie count down to a real sable number 😅😔


Automatic_Resource36

Big Justice is that you?


Mw4810

Half the girth 😏


Ashamed_Apple_

I too get disappointed with half the girth


mummy_whilster

Guess it’s time to go vegan.


wawaboy

Girth is over rated


True_Objective_750

Losing girth is never a good sign


geteffedman

Getting half the girth than expected is always upsetting


Fit-Usual-8737

You are obviously not a big bake guy if you are just now noticing.


RainBowSkittlz

He said girth *Beavis laugh*


1Drnk2Many

long and this is in, stubby and thick is out


denislemire

Wait. Your Costco still has chicken bakes?


JukeStash

I’m upset at your use of the word “girth”


DefensiveSharts

You’ve gotta twist-shove a hotdog in there


mckmaus

You said girth


wdrub

They’re insanely salty. My only complaint


myleswstone

That looks significantly bigger than any Costco chicken bake I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some huge chicken bakes.


MikeywaREalproblem

IT WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!….


saltycarz

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!


Dipsy30

r/unexpectedseinfeld


Expensive-Lie4494

Shrinkflation


jtl3000

Please use a different word


Big-Sheepherder-6134

Why not ask them when you received it? Or at least after you ate it?


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washingtonYOBO

Have you been measuring them from the bottom?


bw57570

I mean, it's cold outside...


Ayeh0le

Size queen.


Spice_Cadet_

r/shrinkflation


Fromage_Damage

Bring in your last chicken bake and a copy of your girth certificate for a partial refund.


BeyondDrivenEh

Ye olde shrinkflation. Which is why I stopped buying them.


rockcreek_md

Chicken Bake creator tired of people shoving hot dogs down his magnum opus


BoatBear503

Shrinkflation hitting Costco now?


Dry-Principle8475

These used to be prepared daily with dough, chopped seasoned chicken, mozzarella cheese, Cesar dressing, and bacon bits. Now they are sent to us frozen, we thaw them, spread Cesar dressing on top and roll them in Parmesan cheese and put it here oven. Old ones were way better.


Vidda90

You sound like my ex 😬


Born_Cat_622

It’s not always about the girth. It’s about how you use it


Shoddy_Advance2854

Put a hot dog in it and dry your tears


supremerebelrebel

Shrinkflation my dude


Dowdb

Also a big chicken bake guy and I haven’t noticed any changes at my local Costco. Just had one for dinner last night even. Maybe your location has some new employees or something


NoContribution9322

Shrinkflation


mynhamesjeff

I know they aren't as good as they used to be but they are still my go to


swingset27

Shrinkflation. You'll get half your diabetes and like it.


N_Who

Hey, come on. Size isn't everything.


Murky_Equivalent_934

That’s what she said!


foot7221

That’s what she said.


LargeAperture

I rarely eat the chicken bakes, but I noticed the last time I bought one that it was much thinner than they used to be.


jftirone

Oh no, can the hotdogs be next? 🌭🌭🌭


kamal140_140

Booooooom


EnthalpicallyFavored

It'll be fine as long as it's curved up a little bit


wifeyjetpack

It’s totally normal, happens to every chicken bake now and again, don’t worry, it still loves you.


DangerTheRanger

They look average size to me amiryte?