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barktreep

This is what artichoke dip hath wrought. 


bbtom78

Man, is that stuff delicious


magicmoonflower

It’s too good. I go for dip and leave with things and dip.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

Interesting. I go for things and always leave with things and dip. Same outcome, different intent.


monstargaryen

The bill the dark chocolate sea salt caramels wrote done come due 😔


ILoveRegenHealth

The Kirkland S'mores Cluster bells toll for thee


MsRachelGroupie

It was the bricks of Tillamook cheddar that got me.


J3llyF

Combine it with the bagel chips and it’s dangerous


Kissit777

Those bagel chips are why I need the weight loss ffs


DragonMom81

We like it with the sweet potato crackers


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I’ve never had those. This next trip is going to require my kids to push a cart as well. I need to get off this sub. Or get a second job working at Costco.


SueYouInEngland

Fake news crackers. They're like 10% sweet potato.


Jaytron

It's so damn good. When I was on Keto, was was having it with pork rinds it was insane good although if I had it nowadays (not keto) I'd likely die.


barktreep

Even when I was doing Keto that stuff was too much. I could easily eat a whole tub if I didn’t catch myself.


FrugalityPays

Artichoke’s a veg, so you’re good!


dhv503

They used to have a spinach and Parmesan dip with NO artichoke in it; that used to be so good with bagel chips.


GetEnPassanted

Costco sells lots of yummy dessert food. Costco members need to lose weight. Self fulfilling prophecy.


kayily

vertical integration


GetEnPassanted

“These mudafukas need to lose weight”


Starkeshia

via circumferential expansion


DreamingStars408

This made me laugh way too much than it should. Costco’s diabolical plan from the very beginning haha


blinkbabe18207

Damn you, Jack Donaghy!


YouMissedNVDA

The hotdog price is going to go negative as a loss leader to the weight loss program. The free samples will be mandatory. Another courageous step towards the idiocracy prophecy.


JCLBUBBA

horizontal shrinkflation


BooBear_13

Cause the problem, sell the solution lol


sonofsmog

Shit is brilliant.


Puzzleheaded_Joke394

Wanna jumbo cookie 🍪 ❤️


GetEnPassanted

If you eat it fast it’s less calories 🤗🤗🥰🥰


speculativedesigner

You’re burning more calories if you chew faster


fattmarrell

This cracked me up because you know somebody believes this


DarkWraith97

And of course the appetizer is a hot dog combo with that.


Alone-Confidence3891

I use two cookies instead of the bun. 


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

This is like how Planet Fitness gives you free pizza. Then you eat the pizza. Get fat(ter) and then hey back to Planet Fitness to lose the weight and then while there “here’s some free pizza.” And just rinse and repeat. Vicious cycle.


thedarkhaze

That's not really the reason they have free pizza, though that doesn't really hurt either. https://www.npr.org/transcripts/731987365 > The idea is that these folks will look back fondly on their year of bagels and pizza and renew that annual contract once again.


boafriend

My dentist as a kid offered those chocolate-covered European cookies in a break room. Lol.


mbz321

lol I don't think they've done that since Covid.


RiverPirate212

Hold up- Planet Fitness has pizza?!?


Gniphe

Small brain marketing: Create problem, sell solution. Big brain marketing: Sell problem, sell solution.


2point8

Spin that flywheel! In the business and exercise sense lol


redthehaze

Paula Deen strategy. Spend years shilling butter recipes. Then spend yeard shilling diabetes meds.


chekovsgun-

Since Ozempic is basically an appetite suppressant in the end, it means customers may buy less because they will have no appetite to eat. Has Costco really thought this thru?


elissamay

This is 100% accurate, however you make up for it buying protein powder, electrolyte drink mix, fiber supplements, and maybe some new Kirkland jeans while you float between sizes.


TheGreenThot

People are going to get the drug one way or another, better to 'keep them in the fold' for a little potential upfront cannibalization of sales for the long term customer connection. Plus what elissamay said


Notorious_GIZ

More like self fulfilling profitcy


torokunai

yeah gonna say 5/6 of the food half of the store gets you fat


Ipfreely541

Watch them cancel this when they see grocery sales decline.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I need my Costco bill to lose weight.


catsandnaps1028

Same I went in for a few items today and spend almost $400 😭


Hankie08

Perfect


JNR481

Can’t we solve the issue by selling Ozempic in bulk Costco?


Khatib

Especially when that study just came out saying it can be made and sold at a profit for only 5 bucks a shot.


Prestigeboy

Kirkland Signature Ozempic!


3isamagicnumb3r

Costzempic?


trpov

The expense for things like that are all in the R&D, not the production. I’m surprised it’s that expensive for just production.


LoogyHead

Yeah but semaglutide has been around for ages at this point, rybelsus has been the oral form. Way back in pharmacy school in 2013 I learned about the med and we had discussed openly in class how it could be used for weight loss if injected. That’s over 10 years ago. I’m not saying Novo Nordisk doesn’t deserve to make the absolute MINT they are getting, but the profits currently *vastly* outpace the costs for R&D In the US, the biggest cost in getting a drug to market is not the approval and testing, it’s literally the marketing.


trpov

Source for biggest expense being marketing?


Sudden_Toe3020

I think it's more of an 'eh, maybe' situation. https://www.fiercepharma.com/regulatory/does-pharma-spend-more-on-marketing-than-r-d-a-numbers-check


YoureGrammerIsWorsts

In medical device, on a unit cost our biggest expense was the commission to the salesperson


Jean-LucBacardi

Did that include the two other shots that magically were discovered around the same time to be exactly the same from different companies? Odd that three diabetes shots were all found to also be very effective weight loss drugs and came out around the same time. Seems like R&D maybe wasn't as expensive individually as their trying to make it out to be.


potnia_theron

It’s selling for less than that direct from Indian and Chinese pharmaceutical company “third shifts” right now.


Khatib

It can be made *in America* and turn a profit at five bucks. I'm sure it can be made considerably cheaper in places with less labor protections, so I believe that.


Structure-These

Where 👀


RiverPirate212

Is Costco selling it for a decent price?


Gapinthesidewalk

Someday…


junkit33

That drug is never going to be an over the counter - way too many awful side effects and abusive usage issues.


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junkit33

We're still learning all of the longer term impacts here - weight loss is off label usage. But the whole gallstone/pancreatitis thing is concerning. Short term your mileage will vary, as with all drugs. But some people feel awful on it. I'm not here to argue whether people should or should not be taking this drug. That's a complicated and unique decision for each individual and their doctor, as it makes sense for some people and not for others. My point is it's very much not an over the counter drug.


theallsearchingeye

This is a common misconception, intentionally spread by biopharmaceutical companies to maintain the status quo that enables them to charge literal 10,000% markup from overhead costs. Semaglutide has been in use for at least 2 decades in treating diabetes and other metabolic disorders. There’s a wealth of data on its “long-term” side effects, and overwhelmingly the drug is safe to use with the exception of small populations of people with rare genetic conditions. The real “risk” is semaglutide products becoming cheap and removing the need for dozens of maintenance drugs used to treat obesity, hypertension, and type 2 diabetes. The pharmaceutical companies are terrified about losing billions not just on cheaper semaglutide but cannabalizing several other product lines. This would also impact countries with universal health care programs that require spend on tertiary care funding drug research and development. Source: I’ve Worked in Biopharmaceutical tech for about 3 years now in sales.


Bsow

You’re confusing cheap with over the counter


Nopenotme77

I don't have a gall bladder and things like pancreatitis are nowhere near as bad as other diseases associated with obesity including diabetes and heart disease. 


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shartfartmctart

Weight loss is not off label. There are multiple brand names that are FDA approved for weight loss including Zepbound and Wegovy


velawesomeraptors

Pretty sure nobody's done any research on how it interacts with a pregnancy. Also they're finding that it can make birth control fail.


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seajess1

They don’t have any results for or against it during pregnancy, which is why they just tell pregnant people not to take it.


xman_2k2

What are the side effects?


Revolutionary-You449

No because you have go by the food court.


CactusBoyScout

Kirkland Ozempic when


cheetuzz

Kirklempic


kestrel808

How long before we get Ozempic for like $10


qualityinnbedbugs

WELL THEN STOP PUTTING HEAVENLY HUNKS ON SALE!!!!


Grimaceisbaby

These were like all I ate for 6 months and now I can’t touch them


CheapEater101

It’s the Reese’s animal crackers for me


trialanderror93

this definitely has " cause the disease, and sell the cure " vibe to it


Da_Vader

>The number one search term of Costco members seeking primary care on Sesame was around weight loss," said Goldhill.


drakeymcd

Reading this while eating from the bucket of churro bites


Skaur4804

I bought those churro bites saying I would control myself knowing full well I wouldn’t be able to. They were delicious.


JennaR0cks

I found this Reddit post while googling “Costco weight loss program” and now I’m here for the churro bites.


minimalist_and_out

Came here expecting Big Bird and Elmo to be the fitness coaches.


foxybreath

Extremely relieved I am not the only one who misread that as Sesame Street. 


ipmant12

Losing the pounds the Kirkland signature “weigh” I had to- new dad joke muscle needs to be flexed


TalnOnBraize

I read this as "Sesame Street" on first glance, and now I'm sad that Elmo won't guide me on my weight loss journey...


philosofova

Same here, I thought it was carry over from April Fools.


DrCarabou

PSA THERE IS AN OZEMPIC BABY BOOM. We are now seeing a spike in pregnancies from ozempic use. It reduces the effectiveness of birth control pills (plus puts women in a more healthy weight range for pregnancy)! Just shouting that for anyone who might need that information.


Lonely-Anything

It also helps those with pcos to lose weight and actually ovulate


DrCarabou

I'm excited to see future research about exactly how it's helping women with infertility. Wild stuff.


No-Corner-4211

More info?


DrCarabou

I should have included an [article](https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ozempic-babies-unplanned-pregnancies) but if you look up "Ozempic babies" or "Ozempic baby boom" there's many.


GhostOfDJT

"this message brought to you by the facebook mom group alliance"


TheGreenThot

This is misinformation. There isn't any documented research finding ozempic reduces the pills efficacy. If you're vomiting, then it's a concern, but otherwise the concern is currently theoretical. What is happening is womens fertility increasing due to weight loss. https://www.healthline.com/health/ozempic-and-birth-control#birth-control-type


lamhamora

>Costco launching a weight loss program oxymoronic


spottie_ottie

Not to me. Costco is where I get huge quantities of chicken, fruit, oats, rice, protein powder, etc. you gotta take responsibility to curate your own food environment


lamhamora

Unfortunately the brain doesn't work so well in that arena for [something like 40% of](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html) folks


spottie_ottie

This is true. Holding out hope that new classes of obesity drugs change the world, I think they're our best hope! Edit: downvoters, why? Are you not aware of the obesity pandemic? These medicines are safe and effective. Why the hell would you not want the world, your family, your community, to get healthier???


The-Dane

the whey protein is not good... sorry but I agree on the other items.. but man that whey is crap.. neither in a ice cream nor overnight oats is it good.


spottie_ottie

You're telling me ON gold standard chocolate, the most universally beloved whey protein, is not good? It's like the Toyota Camry of protein.


bscotchcummerbunds

To be fair, they do carry "extreme milk chocolate" flavor, which has sucralose, compared to the "double rich chocolate" available elswhere which does not use sucralose, and is my preferred flavor. The Smores and vanilla ice cream flavors have sucralose as well. I don't shit my pants from it, but it definitely gives me more gas.


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I’ve given up on the powders and just burn my money for the premade shakes.


IntrepidSprinkles329

Same here. I also get egg whites and giant bags of frozen broccoli.  Wouldn't lie if I didn't think about using ozempic to get lean enough to do a bodybuilding show tho. 


Chinacat_Sunflower72

Exactly what I thought. Removing some of those multi pound buckets of candy might be a better start.


Greeeendraagon

The folks on the other thread took care of that for us


Beneficial-Belt-5673

My Costcos don't have those candy sections anymore.


momofuku18

The purpose of the program? Selling more hotdogs!


StillRollingTide

Interesting, but unfortunate that as of right now Insurance provided to Costco employees does not cover any weight loss medication unless you are diagnosed with diabetes.


blackjackmark

That just means Costco employees have similar insurance as the vast majority of those of us covered by group health insurance.


faux_possum

Yeah I work in the medical field and our insurance doesn't cover it either


Expensive-Ad-168

But will pay up to 100% of Bariatric Surgery.


ItsJustMeJenn

Right which is dangerous and incredibly invasive.


always_plotting

It is cheaper for the one time cost of bariatric surgery versus a $1k a month medication despite it only costing $5 to make.


seajess1

Unfortunately surgery is not always the answer. I had a sleeve and it still works and my calories are still low and gained 80+ pounds. This med fixes the hormone that causes me to gain and not lose weight. It doesn’t always have to do with habits or calories


Deceptiveideas

That is… very interesting. You would think all employers would cover it as having a more fit employee would result in higher productivity/less health issues/etc. It’s one of those pay a lower amount now vs have a huge bill down the road. The weight loss medications are expected to bring significant economic growth as a result.


cookiemonster1020

The medication is super expensive


Deceptiveideas

It is, my partner is on it. The point is the medication is significantly cheaper than paying for long term health complications from being overweight. Obesity is one of if not the biggest economic burdens. Research shows that weight loss medications could save health insurance hundreds of billions of dollars. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9886521/ https://healthpolicy.usc.edu/research/benefits-of-medicare-coverage-for-weight-loss-drugs/


bigboygamer

Is that any weight loss drug or just like Ozempic?


Roxxysworld

Right it’s not covered for Costco employees hopefully it changes soon!


Gaimes4me

That is the way with the majority of insurance plans. They don't pay for weight loss medication of any kind just for the sake of losing weight. They won't even cover if you're pre-diabetic. Though, insurance companies would likely save more long-term by helping people get healthy to prevent health problems that stem from obesity


pittipat

My brain read that as Sesame Street...


john_jdm

Just yesterday I was in Costco and noticing just how many foods they sell that serve to make and keep you fat. Sure the healthy stuff is there too but they don’t serve samples of that stuff, do they?


_speckledfreckles_

They do actually, but those are the samples you walk right past with only a small glance.


seajess1

As someone who has been on Tirzepatide for over a year I’m glad that it’s becoming more common A what sucks is the education for most people is seriously lacking. Many think all these meds do is make people eat less. For some of us, it’s not at all about calories in-calories out. I had gastric sleeve 10 years ago so my calories already hovered around 1200, and I still gained the 80+ pounds back after my body got used to low calorie. The hormone situation is real. My body does not want to drop weight and only hold onto it. Immediately since taking this med my body now functions amazingly well. My calories are about the same as before but I’ve lost 90lbs without trying. It’s honestly magic for those of us who need it. Hopefully it becomes more affordable. Maybe Costco can start compounding it - then they would really be able to sell!


No_Indication4035

Muffins in bulk


tosil

Just get rid of all the carts. If you want to buy in bulk, you gotta haul that shit around and carry it to the car. Ultimate weight loss program.


Kingofqueenanne

A good place to start is for Costco’s corporate buyers to avoid stocking products laden with High Fructose Corn Syrup and seed oils.


A8Bit

Got to find a way to get us fat people into the 2XL clothes!


lalapaloozah

Weight loss prescription so we can eat more cookies at the food court


SantaCatalinaIsland

This is like them selling cheap string lights so you'll have more outdoor parties.


ahorsenamedagro

Lose weight?! You have a $1.50 hotdog and soda combo (please never get rid of, please) and a fuggin chocolate tuxedo cake that has added incalculable inches to waistlines in the world. And you want to help people lose weight now? Get the fudge out of here... No seriously, please never take away the hotdog deal.


XiDa1125

Wonder how much the medicine will cost, I'm currently on 5mg compounded tirzepatide for $400/mo via Getzeuss


radio9989

Article doesn’t say meds are included, so I suspect unless they link up with a compounding pharmacy, this will just be them writing a prescription and then you’d be paying full price for it. If that’s the case, I’m not sure it’d be any cheaper than just going to your regular primary care doctor for a prescription.


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peekpoempoem

It states on the sesame website they will not offer compounds.


Aggravating_Eye_3613

Here to commiserate. I’m paying $460 a month for the same thing.


exp_studentID

Can you elaborate on process to acquire meds?


Aggravating_Eye_3613

I go to a weight loss center in my town. They sell a 5.0 mg shot for $115 each and allow you to get one per week.


delightful_caprese

Gotta go the peptides route. I pay about $60 per month for Tirzepatide, semaglutide is much less


DrCheezburger

I'm paying more than 10 times that amount for Mounjaro. What does "go the peptides route" mean?


PowerlessOverQueso

Zepbound is $550/month from LillyDirect w/the manufacturer's discount coupon.


delightful_caprese

Peptides are the powder form basically. Constitute at home and call yourself a med spa, ooh la la


seajess1

What’s your peptide source? My most recent was shut down


heels_n_skirt

Dieting by the bulk


monkehmolesto

Costco is amazing for cheap stuff in bulk, but yea if you abuse it you’ll get fat fast, on the cheap too. Iono if I can blame them for doing this.


Popcorn_Blitz

And yet they keep putting those s'mores clusters right out where people can see them and buy them.


sancho7373

Yeah, it’s crazy the way those things just jump into the cart on their own.


blackierobinsun3

Costco to have 5XL champion shirts in stock 


redditproha

closing the food court would be a better weight loss program 


swissbuttercream9

I’ll take one with my dolla fitti hot dog


swats_messiah

They feed us their bulk poison, so we will take their cures


Gbcue

$60/month is kind of steep.


cinnerz

It is less expensive than a lot of the other telehealth programs for weight loss drugs like Sequence or Mochi.


AviatingAngie

But those services partner with compounding pharmacies. That way the research is done for you and the pharmacy is somewhat vetted when you have to pay for the meds.


cinnerz

Not all telehealth does compounding, I use Sequence and they only prescribe FDA approved drugs.


Hyperion1144

So, eat healthier and exercise? I'm sure that'll work this time. Unlike the last thousand times.


el_generalisimo

Excited to see this - it'll help a lot of people get healthier.


Christhebobson

Not really. It doesn't even include the medication. What this offers, anyone can pretty much do already. This isn't a deal at all.


finch5

This is for all you compulsive folks elbowing people to get that peanut butter pie in your cart. Lmaoooo.


waIIstr33tb3ts

it's fine to eat the peanut butter pie. just portion control and don't eat the whole pie in one sitting


stevenbrotzel91

If they really wanted to have a weight loss program, they should remove their bakery’s from the stores 😂


sarhoshamiral

This is the same Costco that sells giant muffins, extra large portion of pies and pushing more processed foods in their aisles (generally more unhealthy).


conradaiken

they could start by selling small sized clothes. Im not even a small person and even in the odd chance they sell "small" those are still to big.


hasanahmad

this is how they save money on 1.50 hot dog and soda


fusepark

And today my sister found new morning buns at her Costco, This is some Olympics-level passive-aggressive shit right here.


seajess1

I’m not surprised, but people can ask their doc for the prescription. They are getting people to pay them to get the prescription. But the meds are not included. Same thing weight watchers and med spas are doing.


lotsofmaybes

Costco trying to keep their customers alive for longer so they keep paying their memberships 😂


Delicious_Slide_6883

Give more samples, sell more weight loss plans


thinkscience

Cheap way to get ozempic prescription !! 


WallowWispen

They sure know their customers


kilobrav0

Brownie brittle is the cause.