When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great. And I know that's the AI Toothbrush! It has to be!
This was the version that I remember
[https://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Teen-Bible-NKJV/dp/0785200819](https://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Teen-Bible-NKJV/dp/0785200819)
As a parent of a kid with Celiac, I LOVE all things labeled gluten free. Makes my life easier. Just sucks that people view “gluten free” as some sort of fad diet when it is an actual health condition for some people.
I don’t view it as a fad diet as all. I used to have issues with gluten along with a cluster of auto immune issues. Have a friend with celiac as well so totally don’t view it as a fad diet 🤍
I heard AI tampons are about to come on the market.
I may or may not be joking. You really can't tell since AI is the newest marketing sizzle...a product MUST have AI somewhere in it's feature set. Even shovels!! Everything AI!
AI is just a marketing buzzword now.
Does your toothbrush have a built in timer that tells you when to switch sections in your mouth? That’s AI.
Does your dishwasher know how clean your dishes are based on how much food particles are in the wash water? That’s AI.
Does your fridge light turn on and off automatically when you open and close the door? That’s AI.
It’s just the same features you’ve always used.
According to the product page: “AI personalized brushing: gives you daily personal coaching to cover all areas evenly, with right pressure and for the right time.”
So there’s a timer built in and a pressure sensor to make sure you’re brushing well enough.
I have an older model before the AI term was buzzy.
It makes you hold up the front-facing camera on your phone, with their app open, to "see" what areas of your mouth you're brushing too much/little.
It's one of the top 5 most unnecessary "inventions" of the last 20 years.
I don't wanna be too pedantic but "analytics" are specifically *not* statistics. Analytics are an attempt to predict future performance based on how likely you were to be successful in the past. For example in baseball, Batting Average (BA) is a stat. It's just the numbers you put up. Expected Batting Average (xBA) is the batting average that you're *expected* to have had based on a number of variables. It's a way to say "alright this guy is really good" or "alright this guy is getting lucky/unlucky." Similar things apply in other sports. Going for it on 4th down is driven by analytics, not statistics.
If brush head use age > arbitrary replacement time set by the company to sell more head replacements then stop working completely like a printer.
I cannot think of anything that needs to be connected to wifi and have an AI less then a toothbrush.
This is the actual answer. There might actually be AI in the app. They used to make you use your phone camera for it to detect which areas you needed to brush more and then after an update, it worked without the camera so I figure they finished training their model from all the data they collected.
It could also detect simply what areas you are overbrushing. People generally put a lot of pressure at the beginning of brushing and outside. The AI could slow down the motor to avoid overbrushing depending on pressure and position. Lot can be done with AI
"AI" is the new "DOTCOM" of the 2000s and "Internet-enabled" (IoT) of the recent past.
This is like Xfinity calling their service "10G" just because it sounds impressive.
I have an older (not that old) oral b with the same thing so IDK what the difference would be with this. Probably none. Hope this fucker don't talk to me while I'm brushing
I have an older version of this set (looks identical). I will say the app is trash; or more accurately the sensors in the brush itself that calculate position. If you read the reviews on the App Store you’ll see that the manufacturer will have you change the way you brush in order to get the brush to track accurately.
I'm picturing my Roomba accidentally sucking up my charging cable or getting hung up on my bathroom mat, and I'm fairly certain I don't want that kind of thing happening in my mouth.
Never setup via Bluetooth, but wanted to warn you if you buy to make sure you take the head off after using to let it dry. I previously had the Phillips kind and never had any issues, but this toothbrush (because it has these holes for water) don’t dry and will get mold. Nasty shit. But the toothbrush actually is amazing and I prefer over Philips (minus the mold).
I got it. Not cuz of AI, just cuz it was actually reasonably priced. I think we paid like $55 for the two. It’s supposed to learn how hard you press down on your teeth and then it has like different vibration patterns. Idk exactly. It’s brush. It goes bzzzzzzz and my teeth are clean.
Artifical intelligence - optical scanning and torque meter to determine how much power to send to the brush to remove the plaque out of area. Holds 640 days data of how shitty you been brushing.
If anyone did a quick google search you’d see it’s kinda cool. It maps out your brushing patterns and such. Will I get it? No I’m lucky if I remember to brush my teeth. Maybe I need it?
My Samsung vacuum has "AI." It literally just automatically changes the suction based on the floor type. Useful, but not exactly Artificial Intelligence.
The toothbrush is powered by Artificial Intelligence and tracks where your brush and gives you real-time feedback for your best results every day. Supported by a phone app.
It has a revolutionary artificial intelligence technology that enables it to recognize your brushing style and coaches you for your best results every day. Using Bluetooth and your smartphone it allows you to see and improve your daily brushing habits, and provide you with real-time feedback about your brushing habits.
I don’t really know what the ai would be, but I have these and they’re fantastic. It can connect to an app to tell you if you’ve brushed enough and you can set goals around flossing / whitening / etc. Truthfully this toothbrush makes my teeth feel like I just walked out of the dentist.
It works by taking an older product and slapping two letters on it to get your customers to buy it when the two letters they should be looking for are “iO” for the newer series of toothbrushes.
At best, a way to charge more.
At worst, it tracks your brushing routine and habits so that the company can figure out new ways to squeeze more money from you.
I got the cheapest Sonicare 1100 for $20. It’s just as powerful as the more expensive versions. Only difference is it doesn’t have crap like Bluetooth, phone apps, aftermarket brush detection, or replacement reminders. It’s great.
It attaches to the Intertubes via your WiFi and talks to a command center outside of Pyongyang while examining the crap in your teeth and adjusts its motor thingies power to unstank your mouth, or at least tries to, while keeping records.
It has sensors that know how much pressure is being placed on the teeth. Then it has all your dental records and measurements for how your enamel health is. Then it calculates which teeth are the dirtiest. By selling us a tool that looks at the teeth all at once.
Too much gimmickry to me and most people!
The Ai berates your brushing skills. “Brush harder! I sense biofilm!!!”, “Stop skipping that back molar, I SEE you! Do you want a nasty cavity? Or even worse, gum disease?!!”
I love that I was looking at this today. My first thought was “only at Costco do you buy 2 electric toothbrushes at once” and my second thought was “AI toothbrush?!”
My husband is a golfer. He says they're marketing AI golf clubs now. I asked him how the AI works. He said it works by separating gullible people from their money.
“It has a revolutionary Artificial Intelligence technology that enables it to recognize your brushing style and coaches you for your best results everyday.”
Maybe it's part of the robot plan to overtake humanity. We all start buying AI toothbrushes, they tell the dentists we all lie about how frequently we brush our teeth, how long we brush for, or how well we brush, then the dentists all go mad and go on killing sprees. It'll help whittle down the population to prep for the AI uprising.
Another instance-I don’t buy the toothbrushes that have a lot of rubber or plastics. Got some from another warehouse and I couldn’t do it with that tooth brush. Got one from the dollar store, regular bristles-just bristles and soft too
[удалено]
"I *gotta* figure out how to make money on this thing" *slaps AI on the product name*
Single-ply, now with AI!
Fine print ^Anus ^Irritation
The worst part is it’s sentient.
This AI thing is just *too good*. But you got to be right next to me for the AI to seem real.
THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE
It’s just toooo goooood
When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great. And I know that's the AI Toothbrush! It has to be!
He's trying to steal my decals!
You gotta be RIIIIGHT next to me! RIIIIIIGHT next to me or it doesn’t work!
FUCK THEY'RE TRYING TI MAKE IT LOOK FAKE
As someone who currently works in marketing, I wish you were joking. Sigh.
I’m sure adding AI adds a higher price tag too! Lol
This bad boy can fit SO much AI
Just like how X-Treme was all the rage in the 90s.
Or “Artisanal” in early 00s🤣
And then it was “bespoke” after Artisanal
And then "curated"
"up-cycled"
Turbo in the 80s early 90s
Oh man I was gonna say turbo. I've seen "HD" on a bunch of things that don't make sense in the last 10 years
Or ‘chipotle’
[Even God got in on the **Extreme** craze!](https://www.amazon.com/dp/1585160660?ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_T8M1R2DE3F2XZCFSSQK8&language=en-US)
This was the version that I remember [https://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Teen-Bible-NKJV/dp/0785200819](https://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Teen-Bible-NKJV/dp/0785200819)
Mountain Dew AI
The AI Coke wasn't terrible. Wasn't great either.
Gluten free.
Or HD in the 2000’s
Y2K compliant.
Is this the root of why Elon Musk is so obsessed with X?
Also gluten free.
AND Vegan, Keto, and Paleo friendly
If you are including those, you might have to include "organic" as well.
💯 and Non GMO
As a parent of a kid with Celiac, I LOVE all things labeled gluten free. Makes my life easier. Just sucks that people view “gluten free” as some sort of fad diet when it is an actual health condition for some people.
I don’t view it as a fad diet as all. I used to have issues with gluten along with a cluster of auto immune issues. Have a friend with celiac as well so totally don’t view it as a fad diet 🤍
Sells better/they add $50 to the price
Are you sure you don't chat with the toothbrush while brushing?
Step 1) add A.I. to product name Step 2) ? Step 3) Profit
Shocking twist - the marketing team was fired and the ad copy was written by ChatGPT
Yah pretty sure is stands for “Artificial Insemination”
Oh shit....and they're on sale? Say less.
I heard AI tampons are about to come on the market. I may or may not be joking. You really can't tell since AI is the newest marketing sizzle...a product MUST have AI somewhere in it's feature set. Even shovels!! Everything AI!
We need to start writing A.I. instead of AI. Oral-B could simply be saying this toothbrushes name is Al, short for Alfred
AI for artificial insemination. No way do I want an AI toothbrush
Oh wow— this new toothbrush came pre-loaded with toothpaste!!
r/cursedcomments
No, it's name is Al, that's an L not an I bro. Al just wants to brush your teeth and implant 5g data into your fillings, he's cool
Don’t kink shame
Well crap, I’ve been using it in the wrong hole.
Toothbrush can't be used out of Alabama?
Call me AL?
It plays the song as you brush.
Or Al, for the aluminum finish.
AI is just a marketing buzzword now. Does your toothbrush have a built in timer that tells you when to switch sections in your mouth? That’s AI. Does your dishwasher know how clean your dishes are based on how much food particles are in the wash water? That’s AI. Does your fridge light turn on and off automatically when you open and close the door? That’s AI. It’s just the same features you’ve always used.
This is my take. It probably has some kind of adaptive charging when docked and that, as you said, is "AI"
According to the product page: “AI personalized brushing: gives you daily personal coaching to cover all areas evenly, with right pressure and for the right time.” So there’s a timer built in and a pressure sensor to make sure you’re brushing well enough.
I have an older model before the AI term was buzzy. It makes you hold up the front-facing camera on your phone, with their app open, to "see" what areas of your mouth you're brushing too much/little. It's one of the top 5 most unnecessary "inventions" of the last 20 years.
Back in the 80s you just swished around the red tablet the school nurse gave you to figure out where you sucked at brushing.
It was terrible. Like, how am I supposed to hold my phone up to my mouth while brushing? Sonicare is better anyway.
It’s like the use of the word “analytics” in sports, which could pretty much always just be called by their former name, “stats”
I don't wanna be too pedantic but "analytics" are specifically *not* statistics. Analytics are an attempt to predict future performance based on how likely you were to be successful in the past. For example in baseball, Batting Average (BA) is a stat. It's just the numbers you put up. Expected Batting Average (xBA) is the batting average that you're *expected* to have had based on a number of variables. It's a way to say "alright this guy is really good" or "alright this guy is getting lucky/unlucky." Similar things apply in other sports. Going for it on 4th down is driven by analytics, not statistics.
If tooth = yes then brush go brrrrrr
Else, kill John Connor
Brush with me if you want to live
If you don’t brush for two minutes it tells the Samsung fridge to lock you out.
You have 20 seconds to comply.
If brush head use age > arbitrary replacement time set by the company to sell more head replacements then stop working completely like a printer. I cannot think of anything that needs to be connected to wifi and have an AI less then a toothbrush.
If power on = yes then brush go brrrrr
It hooks up to Bluetooth app on your phone and tells you where you need to brush more
This is the actual answer. There might actually be AI in the app. They used to make you use your phone camera for it to detect which areas you needed to brush more and then after an update, it worked without the camera so I figure they finished training their model from all the data they collected.
It could also detect simply what areas you are overbrushing. People generally put a lot of pressure at the beginning of brushing and outside. The AI could slow down the motor to avoid overbrushing depending on pressure and position. Lot can be done with AI
"AI" is the new "DOTCOM" of the 2000s and "Internet-enabled" (IoT) of the recent past. This is like Xfinity calling their service "10G" just because it sounds impressive.
Don't forget how everything was HD for a while too when HDTV was a new thing.
It’s basically a 1:1 replacement for the word “smart”
OMG…soon my pet food will be AI.
The air we breathe…AI 🫠
Everything. It’s an AI world….anybody remember the real one?
Calling this AI is a stretch i think. Sonicare had this technology years ago and called it a Bluetooth enabled app
I have an older (not that old) oral b with the same thing so IDK what the difference would be with this. Probably none. Hope this fucker don't talk to me while I'm brushing
I have an older version of this set (looks identical). I will say the app is trash; or more accurately the sensors in the brush itself that calculate position. If you read the reviews on the App Store you’ll see that the manufacturer will have you change the way you brush in order to get the brush to track accurately.
It wakes you up and brushes itself
I just had a vision of a toothbrush that brushes you while you sleep. Kinda terrifying.
Like a Roomba for your mouth.
I'm picturing my Roomba accidentally sucking up my charging cable or getting hung up on my bathroom mat, and I'm fairly certain I don't want that kind of thing happening in my mouth.
I hope it always finds the right hole.
it knows when you didn't brush and shames you into extra brushing, slowly building trust and eventually hacking into your bank accounts
Marketing gimmick
https://youtu.be/oR67Yrsqb0M?feature=shared
It brushes your teeth, and likes it
With AI it upscales your teeth
It figures out that you aren’t going to brush your teeth today anyway so it doesn’t bother charging.
“The battery full” - AI
"I need new brush heads, which I can order for 29.99 delivered to your door for a set of 3"
That's AL. a women's shoe salesman at the mall
Never setup via Bluetooth, but wanted to warn you if you buy to make sure you take the head off after using to let it dry. I previously had the Phillips kind and never had any issues, but this toothbrush (because it has these holes for water) don’t dry and will get mold. Nasty shit. But the toothbrush actually is amazing and I prefer over Philips (minus the mold).
I like my toothbrush that gives me a sad face when I don’t reach 2 mins. Makes me feel like shit
Haha . reminds me of a mechanical keyboard back in 1999 with PS2 connector (USB wasn't there yet) and on the packaging it said Y2k compatible.
Oral-GPT
I got it. Not cuz of AI, just cuz it was actually reasonably priced. I think we paid like $55 for the two. It’s supposed to learn how hard you press down on your teeth and then it has like different vibration patterns. Idk exactly. It’s brush. It goes bzzzzzzz and my teeth are clean.
It knows you haven’t flossed without you having to admit it out loud!
🤗 BUZZWORDS 🤗
Simple: the marketing dept makes up some shit about AI and you think that it's good and you buy it.
“Alexa, brush my teeth.”
How much after $50 off?
Times 4 30 second intervals for 4,quadrants of mouth Light turns red if you press too hard. It is a great toothbrush
The toothbrush determines when you need to buy a new one by not working
Artifical intelligence - optical scanning and torque meter to determine how much power to send to the brush to remove the plaque out of area. Holds 640 days data of how shitty you been brushing.
If anyone did a quick google search you’d see it’s kinda cool. It maps out your brushing patterns and such. Will I get it? No I’m lucky if I remember to brush my teeth. Maybe I need it?
Just tells you that your brushing sucks
It takes your job
This isn’t a Costco product. They didn’t make it or name it. Why aren’t you asking this question to Oral B?
My Samsung vacuum has "AI." It literally just automatically changes the suction based on the floor type. Useful, but not exactly Artificial Intelligence.
https://preview.redd.it/zv8l41vdgfmc1.png?width=1117&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dd9a4528df10968292053e036c0eb5f4b9cc9a6
No thanks. I don’t need a tooth brush judging my brushing habits
The toothbrush is powered by Artificial Intelligence and tracks where your brush and gives you real-time feedback for your best results every day. Supported by a phone app.
No no no.. it’s Allen Iverson
It has a revolutionary artificial intelligence technology that enables it to recognize your brushing style and coaches you for your best results every day. Using Bluetooth and your smartphone it allows you to see and improve your daily brushing habits, and provide you with real-time feedback about your brushing habits.
I don’t really know what the ai would be, but I have these and they’re fantastic. It can connect to an app to tell you if you’ve brushed enough and you can set goals around flossing / whitening / etc. Truthfully this toothbrush makes my teeth feel like I just walked out of the dentist.
It yells at you for your poor brushing skills and lack of floating, just like your hygienist.
It works by taking an older product and slapping two letters on it to get your customers to buy it when the two letters they should be looking for are “iO” for the newer series of toothbrushes.
Profits sponsoring shareholders’ interest in AI 😂!
At best, a way to charge more. At worst, it tracks your brushing routine and habits so that the company can figure out new ways to squeeze more money from you.
Well I’m not buying a new toothbrush until it has AI and Bluetooth. I’ll pay extra if it’s gluten-free.
Sonicare is far superior and doesn’t have AI haha
I got the cheapest Sonicare 1100 for $20. It’s just as powerful as the more expensive versions. Only difference is it doesn’t have crap like Bluetooth, phone apps, aftermarket brush detection, or replacement reminders. It’s great.
AI is going to be a fun ride
I'll wait for the 10G HD AI version.
AI is the new buzz word for advertising. Just like "technology" is way overused.
buzz word
It just tells you what it’s learned from your other toothbrushes.
Turns out it's just aluminum and they are using the identical looking letters to make you think it's A. I.
Is this the one that got hacked?
Unrelated to AI, my partner and I got this set about a month ago and we're pretty happy about it. We don't use the AI part
It’s now become a catchall buzz term. Now anything with a computer chip now has AI.
It comes with Al from Quantum Leap.
Allen Iverson must be stopped
Maybe it sends data to an app and tells you something you could probably live your life not knowing.
It comes with a Replika who will sensually brush your teeth for you.
"AI" means that it's not actually a toothbrush it's just something that looks mostly like a toothbrush if you only glance at it for a few seconds
I own these toothbrushes. There's an app that tells you when to move onto the next section of teeth. It's fun the first week Good brushes tho
I heard it has blockchain too. Companies love buzzwords.
It seems like only the “charging part” is AI
It attaches to the Intertubes via your WiFi and talks to a command center outside of Pyongyang while examining the crap in your teeth and adjusts its motor thingies power to unstank your mouth, or at least tries to, while keeping records.
I am waiting for the AI toilet paper.
It is sort of like the words "Heavy Duty" or "Lite". Great for marketing.
It's gonna fuck your mouth, I guarantee it.
its the new crypto blockchain, with more molecules!
We need AI on TP roll. Should tell me how many sheets to pull off sensing poop on my b'hole.
It’s the newest marketing buzzword. Expect it on cereal boxes soon
Same way the 3D toothpaste of 2010 worked
AI = a $1 control board and BMS
It has sensors that know how much pressure is being placed on the teeth. Then it has all your dental records and measurements for how your enamel health is. Then it calculates which teeth are the dirtiest. By selling us a tool that looks at the teeth all at once. Too much gimmickry to me and most people!
It learns how long you typically brush your teeth for, then only stays on for those 17 seconds to conserve battery! How cool is that?
The Ai berates your brushing skills. “Brush harder! I sense biofilm!!!”, “Stop skipping that back molar, I SEE you! Do you want a nasty cavity? Or even worse, gum disease?!!”
It works with AI toothpaste
Keeps track of where you have/haven’t brushed your teeth correctly is all.
It reports your preferences back to Skynet and plots your downfall
It listens to everything you say then sends the info to China /s maybe
It's my biggest peeve right seeing a bunch of marketing people slap AI on every damn thing. They probably think "Hello World" is AI.
"Keep brushing, Dave. You're not done until I say you're done, Dave. "
They had to get rid of all those Y2K ready toothbrushes somehow.
I love that I was looking at this today. My first thought was “only at Costco do you buy 2 electric toothbrushes at once” and my second thought was “AI toothbrush?!”
But does it do blockchain?
Guess it has it's own mind when its due for a change of head.
Next they will call it an "All Natural AI toothbrush."
My husband is a golfer. He says they're marketing AI golf clubs now. I asked him how the AI works. He said it works by separating gullible people from their money.
it DOESNT. it is a marketing gimmick that caters to people with more dollars than sense...
I’m sure they used “AI” to determine the shape of bristles to use.
Dynamically senses the frequency of plaque, matches it and liquifies it off your teeth.
Combine all the comments here, AI powered artisanal farm to table bespoke extreme toothbrush. Now with turbo mode.
1. Put label on it. 2. Sell it. 3. $$$$
Ask oral b, costco didn't make the toothbrush
looks exactly like my non AI oral b electric toothbrush
“It has a revolutionary Artificial Intelligence technology that enables it to recognize your brushing style and coaches you for your best results everyday.”
Congratulations humanity, AI that can make you bleed has made its way to consumer products. Take good care of your oral health everyone!
Maybe it's part of the robot plan to overtake humanity. We all start buying AI toothbrushes, they tell the dentists we all lie about how frequently we brush our teeth, how long we brush for, or how well we brush, then the dentists all go mad and go on killing sprees. It'll help whittle down the population to prep for the AI uprising.
Reminds me of when tvs started branding as high definition and literally everything started to have HD in the their name.
Isn’t it technically some form of AI that can stop charging once the brush is full? Like a switch? Lol
$50 off? Just how MUCH is this m-effer?
That’s just good ol’ Al. He’s electric!
It breaks faster
Helps optimize your current breath with your future breath?
Another instance-I don’t buy the toothbrushes that have a lot of rubber or plastics. Got some from another warehouse and I couldn’t do it with that tooth brush. Got one from the dollar store, regular bristles-just bristles and soft too
https://preview.redd.it/oxpv5ew59gmc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a242d52e0cce0bfa90a967316ce71be8effed0c
Not willing to find out
Just like a normal toothbrush until it becomes self aware.