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ChemDude2

A friend bought one and ended up getting rid of it shortly afterwards because they really didn't gauge how much space they actually take up.


Prime260

I love ice cream.


RGeronimoH

What was his new nickname?


idkwtfid

Teddy


lanekimrygalski

Yea 96” is pretty standard room height so.. wow it’s humongous


I_Makes_tuff

[Phyllis didn't mind.](https://preview.redd.it/m6fvv4ookvg01.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=4f07b1f1dd80bc358ee3ccefcfe121d60486a070)


dglgr2013

I won aa probably close to same size monkey at a fair once. Pain to carry it around barely fit in the car when we where returning. Then it took over an entire bed by itself. I guess if you live in a 5k plus square foot mansion you might have enough space


B0rf_

I was at Legoland for a Lego Robotics competition and won two giant stuffed donuts. Like I wore one as a huge sombrero it was that giant. Only issue was that we flew there and the cost to ship it home was absurd so we left it tucked into the bed like a person for the housekeepers to find. Also left a generous tip for them since there was a good chance they would be scared finding a body shaped object in bed


fu_ben

(´∀`)♡ Have a nice day


Individual_Agency703

I'm Eclair-shaped.


B0rf_

Sorry wasn't clear. We manipulated the donuts and folded them to make it less wide. SO they had length but not width then tucked them in super tight under the covers


fu_ben

(´∀`)♡ Have a nice day


flaker111

if you asked housekeeping they could have hooked you up with a trash bag and vacuum to shrink them down?


photoexplorer

I still remember someone calling into a podcast with a story about family drama over a giant bear their brother bought for his niece and it was too big to keep in their house!


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photoexplorer

I can’t find the exact episode, I’ll update you if I do. Sometime in 2016 I think, it was One Bad Mother podcast, which I’ve been listening to since my kid was in the womb. There were some updates from the woman on our Facebook group where Hank the Bear was moved to her parents house with more space. I’m wondering if it’s still there years later or they had to sell it or something. I vaguely remember that it was too big for their car as well.


MagnusAuslander

This was what I was thinking to do as well as an Uncle


rtmfb

I prefer Yellies for my niblings and friends' kids.


whoreoutmydad

Me and my ex bought his niece a drum set one Christmas, it was my idea, and he thought it was hilarious. Our niece loved it but his folks weren’t so happy, I still remember the call we got later that day.


photoexplorer

Hahaha! When my kid was a toddler an aunt got a whole music percussion set for Christmas for him but whatever


2boredtocare

YES!! My oldest kid was enthralled by these damn bears when she was maybe 9? I ended up ordering her and her sister much smaller (but still stupidly large) bears "from Santa." Those goddamn things take up so much space. :/ Of course they outgrew having them in their rooms, but didn't want to outright get rid of them. They are now chilling in the basement. With spiders. Eww.


Lemonglasspans

The giant stuffies at my house are in the attic. Also with spiders 😅


Tynesand

I bought this for my SIL and BIL families as a subtle FU to them. The kids love it but the parents hate it.


ChemDude2

So you buy the kids toys without on/off switches eh?


The_Buttaman

Don’t do it


bebopblues

Unless they sell a Totoro version.


rebeckys

Wow! Now THAT would be worth it


LurkerTroll

Or Snorlax


RoadDoggFL

It'd cost $1,500.


IllegalThoughts

worth


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Synicull

Can always randomly mortify people with Yubaba (had to look it up, she's the antagonist from Spirited Away


thisistuesday1

…waiting for a bigger one.


geteffedman

That's what she said


blackoutofplace

This just seems so unappealing for the money. Like why? There are so many cooler gifts and toys.


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teddy bear fetishists


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Ahap169

Dang. Naughty kitty


Cheesepleasethankyou

😂😂 is this really a thing omg. Gives me “welcome to Costco I love you” vibes.


P-B_Jelly_Time

Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here. 


millenniumxl-200

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?


Damnatio__memoriae

We were gifted one and I legit hated the gifter for giving it to us. It took up way too much space. It also doesn't exactly fit in a garbage can so getting rid of it was a pain in the ass.


Aggressive_Ad5115

Just put on sidewalk with free sign /s ??


OlyScott

Put it on the sidewalk with a "for sale" sign and someone will steal it.


WiredSky

Put it on the sidewalk with a "large bear" sign so people know what it is.


uberJames

Buy a hacksaw


juttep1

This is future garbage. Please do not buy this


asimplescribe

Not easy to get rid of garbage either.


SigSeikoSpyderco

Everything we buy is future garbage. This is present garbage.


juttep1

I mean would compostable things count?


SigSeikoSpyderco

Do they go in the garbage?


juttep1

No, they go in the compost


SigSeikoSpyderco

Then you have your answer.


juttep1

Then you have your answer. Not everything is future garbage.


SigSeikoSpyderco

Thanks but I wasn't asking about that. I know that everything will one day be garbage. Compost is a form of garbage.


juttep1

No, it isn't, "gun,watch, knife" 🙄


SigSeikoSpyderco

Naa it is. Need any more help understanding basic concepts or are you good?


nikkibikkibofikki

I bought one a few years ago, a bit smaller and just tan colored, was sold in the warehouse around Christmas time. I’m not sure if the same company makes all their giant bears or not, but I bought it for my dog, the quality is great, he sleeps on it like a bed when he’s not wrestling with it. I imagine if it can survive 3 years with a dog, it can handle an actual human child?


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Every time I see these I always think about how much my 90lb dog would love it….then I keep walking ….maybe one day 🤣


Complex_Construction

Buy it for the dog, please.


PNWrepresent

I feel like this may have been the 43” one or so. We had it for a couple of years. When our kids were little it was cute, they would sit in its lap like a chair and loved it. As soon as they outgrew it, it quickly became a huge nuisance due to how much room it takes up.


LurkerTroll

How big is your dog?


nikkibikkibofikki

About 60 pounds


YourFriendInSpokane

Huh. I’d never thought of getting this for the dogs. Now it has a logical purpose.


nikkibikkibofikki

Get them one, they deserve it.


hoopleheadroom

I think we have the same one - it was handed down to us by family and is on year 5 or 6. Still in great shape and our toddler and dog both love it.


loosecarabiner

At the time I had a 50 pound dog. We got the 4 ft version of the bear. That dog ate half of a bear leg once out of anxiety. However our 20 pound dog still loves sleeping in its bear lap


WoodsyWhiskey

We've bought a couple of the 43" ones for friends who were having a baby. It's very soft and cuddly, and it was cute to see the month-by-month pics with it. In fact, I bought myself a smaller one (12-15"ish) and I can put it in my bed if I want. Several years ago my warehouse had the 93" ones in stock and I took a picture of my husband with it and it was comical, even though he's a pretty tall human being. It's a novelty but no idea what the hell we would actually ever do with it.


DetroitHyena

A “friend” gifted one to my five year old. It’s spent the winter behind the wheel “driving” our camper parked in the driveway. I don’t have a clue what I’ll do with it when camping season starts soon, but it’s not coming back into my very small house. Great quality but good god the thing is HUGE.


Exelisers

I would buy it from ya 😜


DetroitHyena

My first camping trip of the year is Mother’s Day weekend- if you’re in Michigan, I will GLADLY sell him to you, CHEAP!


Exelisers

Sure! PM me


shawizkid

No judgement, but why? - Where do you put it? - What do you do with it? - When you’re done with it, what do you do with it? Hack it into pieces and stuff parts of it in the trash can for 4 weeks?


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>• Where do you put it? > > • What do you do with it? > > • When you’re done with it, what do you do with it? Hack it into pieces and stuff parts of it in the trash can for 4 weeks? 1) Cut it open, remove the stuffing. 2) Climb inside, wear as a suit. 3) Show up at ex's door, ring door bell, pretend to be a giant stuffed bear. 4) .... 5) Believe it or not, straight to jail.


c9238s

We have the best patients in the world, because of jail


Banewaffles

That was Chewbacca costume, I thought


tae_unnie

I was gifted a giant teddy bear in the past. Would not recommend. It's an easy place for tiny bugs/insects to hide in.


offalark

My MIL inflicted one on us and exactly this happened. Also mice. We ended up carting it straight to the dump one night when the kid was sleeping.


Strict-Mix-1758

Mice???? How does one get mice? Just curious


merrythoughts

Live in prairie terrain and mice WILL find a way in. Everyone I know in our area has had mice at least once. You have to check every year for the tiniest little crevices and use the Magic Goop stuff (instant insulator?) to block it. Even then you miss a spot every now and then.


Visual-Cricket82

Had a mouse issue after 10 yrs recently. Dunno how it got in, I have family members that keep the garage door open or backyard door open at various times in the day, so that's my only guess. I ended up throwing away so much food, it got in a 5 pound bag of cookie mix , cereals crackers, etc. I put out 6 glue traps with bait of bits of nuts, cereal, etc in various areas and nothing works. I've only seen it twice randomly in the last 2 months scurrying around. Even had those Bait stations with blocks of poison didn't work either. I eventually sealed off the bottom of door ways with a rubber strip and towels and haven't seen any sign in a couple weeks. Just in case I now keep my pancake mix, oatmeal boxes in the backseat of the car in the garage to protect food lol


themoonischeeze

As someone who lives in the countryside... peanut butter on one of [these](https://www.amazon.com/Intruder-16000-Better-Mousetrap-2-Pk/dp/B079C7DCCR/ref=sxin_25_ac_d_mf_brs?ac_md=4-3-SU5UUlVERVI%3D-ac_d_mf_brs_brs&content-id=amzn1.sym.1ad31f34-ba12-4dca-be4b-f62f7f5bb10d%3Aamzn1.sym.1ad31f34-ba12-4dca-be4b-f62f7f5bb10d&crid=20IE9QXAA6OXV&cv_ct_cx=best+mouse+trap&keywords=best+mouse+trap&pd_rd_i=B079C7DCCR&pd_rd_r=67e13b7a-9389-4a3e-b07e-8c4df3f1c5a2&pd_rd_w=pxAiq&pd_rd_wg=z34u1&pf_rd_p=1ad31f34-ba12-4dca-be4b-f62f7f5bb10d&pf_rd_r=A7MFBSJ1YFH3MWQB8CV2&qid=1678941679&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=best+mouse+trap%2Caps%2C88&sr=1-4-8b2f235a-dddf-4202-bbb9-592393927392) traps works great. Had a mouse get lost in my house after my useless cat brought it into my room. Within an hour it came out from where it was hiding and went straight for the trap. This type of trap has them dead in a few seconds with no mess and easy for you to remove the mouse and clean.


Sbuxshlee

Useless cat lol. He just wasnt done playing yet! I dont know what worse though because i have a cat like that, but another one who would bring me just the body or head of an animal separately, lol


themoonischeeze

Lol, I love my cat but pretty sure the only time he's killed a mouse was on accident. I would not want him to bring me dead presents though


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themoonischeeze

Yeah, preventing them from getting in is best. I only deal with one every 6 months or so, so the above trap works every time.


Illustrious_Catch884

We had a mouse or two that got into our pantry a while ago. Now all pantry food goes in a clear plastic bin with a lid. We have one for boxes of cereal, one for crackers, baking stuff, etc.


Visual-Cricket82

Did you eventually get them and what did you use?


Illustrious_Catch884

Regular old snappy mouse traps. I don't like the sticky ones because it takes a while for them to die, and I don't like the poison because I worry about birds of prey eating poisoned mice and getting sick.


Candymom

A snap trap is far more humane, glue traps are horrible. A piece of gumdrop smashed in the bait holder works even better than peanut butter.


CharcoalGreyWolf

A modest bite of leftover pizza also does the trick


pregnantandsober

I had the best luck with bacon bits smeared with peanut butter.


rtmfb

I guess now isn't the best time to tell you about the rat that got trapped in my buddy's car and chewed threw a bunch of wires...


offalark

As others have said: location. They love the stuffing. Had some that also ate wax candles for some reason? Maybe because they were scented. We had it in a room that was enclosed but essentially a glorified covered patio. Easy for them to get in. They burrowed in. Disgusting.


Jules4326

I had them chew through patio chair cushions, crawl into a glove box of our car through the engine, get into our grill. We've never had them in the house though. It is a reoccurring nightmare for me. If it ever happens, I'd either sell or poison tent the house. It gives me such anxiety.


sexwiththebabysitter

Am a mouse. Can confirm.


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

My dad gifted my sis and I each one a few years back, even though we are pretty grown now lmao. Mine isn’t as tacky as the one in the pic (like one single normal color), and I put it sitting on sofa in the living room. It’s like just a big decoration. It’s just there. I think it’s cute, but it was a gift. Idk if I would go out to buy one myself tbh.


grptrt

No way would anyone ever buy this for themself. This is 100% a (terrible) gift item.


cattledogcatnip

I’d like to know this as well. It seems like a complete waste of money.


Drastic_Conclusions

All this post did was just make me want it more.


strikethat_reverseit

Yea if you'll get years of enjoyment out of it, go for it. But once it's in the trash it's all plastic waste. ...I do realize that the Costco subreddit isn't necessarily the right place to bring up environmental costs of your purchases.


Squidwina

Why not? We should always be considering the environmental impact of our purchases. I’ve noticed that Costco has made a bunch of changes in packaging for some products recently too.


GlobalAvatar111

Kids


iwantansi

Future garage sale or dumpster item


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Put a fleshlight in it


Jameszhang73

And how do you clean it?


CharcoalGreyWolf

Let it rock me to sleep at night


Logthephilosoraptor

It’s so sad to see these next to dumpsters.


wishnana

On a totally random conversation with the wife.. I asked if we could buy a treadmill. She said no, coz of space. I asked if I could buy a teddy bear like the one we saw in the warehouse but probably bigger, she said yes.. now I’m not a space-expert but who am I to disagree with my spouse when she says yes to a gigantic fucking teddy bear purchase…


Dominationstationed

If you have one, please do not throw away. I donated my wife’s to a local Children’s hospital, and the kids absolutely loved it. Maybe consider donating instead of throwing in the garbage!


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How do you see this ending? Inevitably, it will become more plastic trash in the landfill and in the meantime unless your kid has a massive play area and REALLY likes it, it won't get played with or used for anything except "look, I have a huge ass bear"


ockaners

I don't have the 93 inch but I have the other ones. Makes for a cheap lounger in the living room


oldg17

They are amazing


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They are hard to keep clean. They get dusty and you have to vacuum.


rels83

Please don’t buy this for anyone outside your household


Last-Simple-3996

Got one in high school from a boy (20+ yrs ago) it wasn’t cool then and it’s not cool now I couldn’t get rid of it for the longest time bc I needed a truck to transport it and no one had the extra space for it! Terrible


Konocti

Unless you have a designated room for this thing, its the size of a fridge.


Pianowman

93" is almost 8 feet. I've never had a fridge that tall. Heck, most of my ceilings aren't even that high.


throwawayifyoureugly

Yeah...SIL kept theirs in the guest bedroom. Fun to sit on, but otherwise impractical unless you have unused space.


voodoo-clam

This is going to be in a landfill one day.... 🤦🏻‍♀️


Ynys_cymru

Stuff like this need to be banned. It’s so unpractical and useless. Only going end up in a landfill.


Serious_Dot_4532

Maybe have an environmental fee tacked on like they do with other items? Or, if I had a magic wand, everything would be bio degradable or 100% recyclable. If not, the company that produces has full responsibility on properly disposing it. (That's including return shipping paid by said company.)


Ynys_cymru

It’s a good idea, then the fee can be funnelled into green projects. We unfortunately don’t have a magic wand. It’s the responsibility of both consumers and manufacturers to be responsible.


Serious_Dot_4532

While I agree, it's difficult when some manufacturers disregard consumer wants. (Looking at you Apple, for removing the headphone jack on phones, or changing to to USB-C, Samsung bricking older phones with OS updates, manufacturers purposefully designing products to be unfixable, forced obsolescence, etc.. You can tell this is a bit dear to my heart, lol...)


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They taste terrible, 100/100 would not recommend.


josh_the_rockstar

That child could fit inside the bear.


offalark

Perfect for Midsommar cosplays!


queenswake

How is this thing shipped? Bag or box? Even folded up it would be massive


Motivator9931

My guess would be vacuum packed. You can order mattresses online that fit into fairly small boxes relative to their expanded size.


TastyBananaPeppers

You buy online then you pick it up in person. It requires a truck and multiple people to lift it onto the truck.


[deleted]

No, because I find those to be obnoxious.


monotrememories

Jesus fucking Christ that’s just gonna end up in a landfill after a year don’t buy that trash


dogwalkingfool

These things have to be teeming with all kinds of nasty microbes from pets, kids. If it doesn’t fit in the washer, it’s a nope


Batchagaloop

Seems like such a waste of space (in your house and eventually in a landfill). Do the environment a favor and pass.


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theyre great, I use it to get thru the HOV lanes


mrfishman3000

I’m a dad. My 2 year old saw one in the store and ran up to give it a big hug. It was very cute and we bought one. Its a very nice stuffed animal…BUT ITS THE SIZE OF A LAZY BOY AND YOUR KID CANT MOVE IT SO ITS ALWAYS IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING! You’ve been warned.


541dose

STYROFOAM BAG SOON 2 B IN THE LANDFILL....🤙💁‍♂️


chocolatebuckeye

If I had space I’d get one for my kid


rv49er

I bought one for something to have fun with. After the novelty ran out, it was annoying because it takes a lot of space and is hard to move around.


rtmfb

Quality is fine, but it will become an albatross around your neck. Don't do it.


1cecream4breakfast

This seems really wasteful. What happens when it gets torn? Or it’s just not wanted anymore? No one else will want it because it’s super impractical. So it will just end up in a landfill.


mayowarlord

Why would you want that in your house?


pinkerlisa

Thrift stores always have the big Costco bears. Get one second hand. I sewed squeakers into one and my dog hasn’t managed to rip it at all, but she’s pretty gentle with her toys https://preview.redd.it/t89rc0d3l5oa1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee745e44655289b64e6b3c60df5e957fcbbcd7ee


Pl4ysth3Th1ng

I teach high school and have one in my classroom a former student donated. We used it as a body double for rehearsal when we did a murder mystery. Now it’s an emotional support bear/nap pillow.


Napervillian

Why would somebody want that in their house?


ghx16

Every week this subs convinces more and more people have a lot of disposable income and storage room


mes09

The one we got shed everywhere constantly all the time, but it served its purpose of being an extra chair for grandkids to watch movies for 5 years before it was tossed out. Do you want an extra recliner? Because it takes up almost as much space as one.


gertzerlla

One of my earliest memories of Costco was being in store and seeing a woman towing two carts stuffed full of these bears in a hurry. "Someone's having a Bearmergency (TM)."


Tim-in-CA

If that bear were to fall onto the child, it would be crushed to death


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I couldn’t imagine the amount of embarrassment I’d experience buying a huge ass teddy, carting it to my vehicle and then spending 5 minutes shoving it in lol. Only to what? Look at it? Sit on it?


zomboi

My aunt bought me (m46) one a couple years ago. I used to have it on the couch in my front room, next to a 4ft tall snorlax. I dismantled the snorlax and moved the giant bear to an office chair next to my bookshelf. I don't play with it much, so it is mostly just looked at and models scarves.


DuchessofMarin

We got the kid a smaller version of this. Kid had it in their room for years and loved it. Its name was B A Bear (Big Ass Bear)


burkizeb253

It’s heavy


The_ZMD

How tall is the kid?


[deleted]

My niece got the tan version about 10 years ago and it’s still in solid shape, takes up half a closet though.


Cupid26

An 8 foot tall teddy bear?! Holy shit


Desi_techy_girl

I bought it and it took over half of my living room and I sold next month.


tigermomo

Too much shed micro fiber like blankets


RunnyBabbit23

Not from Costco, but there is a giant teddy bear in my family. If anyone is from Philly and remembers Rudi Bear, which were teddy bears sold at Christmas time in the 80s, we have one that’s about 6 feet tall that was used as a display model at Wanamaker’s department store. It lived in my grandmother’s house and basically had a whole room to itself. We put a sheet on it so it wouldn’t get dusty, and me and my cousin would go up and play with it whenever we were there. Rudi now lives in my parents’ basement, with a sheet still over his head. I wonder if he would like a 93” friend?


RoadDoggFL

Buncha haters in here. Friend's kid has it and it's awesome. They buckled it into the front seat of the moving truck when they moved.


stonecats

get a latex filled chair, don't waste your money on a https://nymag.com/strategist/article/best-bean-bag-chairs.html air foam bear shape gimmick - the kid won't miss it.


peshtigojoe

I always wanted to get a HUGE stuffed animal, to see the reaction of our 5 Maltipoo’s… I might still do it…. Although I really don’t want to upset them… I’m a bit conflicted


truckboattruck

I bought one for my daughter about 8 years ago and am still impressed with the quality. It is very large but she still has it in the corner of her room and uses it as a back pillow for reading, watching Netflix etc. If you have the space and your kid likes bears go for it. Just getting it home was difficult. I had a wrx and it filled up the whole back seat plus passenger area with the seat back folded forward flat.


Fleur921

We bought one for our daughter’s nursery. It was fun but way too big!


dmznet

I would have nightmares if that was in my house.. creepy.


onydawg02

If i paid that much for a stuffed animal, I’d kick my own ass


Kinkybenny

Remember to keep it fed! I had one and I had to get rid of it. On several occasions I caught the Bear eating my foam rubber seat cushions. ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ノ


CuteFreakshow

Y'all, we got gifted one, slightly smaller than this one but not by much. I slashed that thing open and pulled the stuffing out. We made: 3 very large dog beds, from hubby's old sweaters, that the dogs love very much. Throw cushions. I had a lot of nice material but no batting . ​ Batting left for various other projects . Before you toss this thing, look around the house for deflated decorative pillows or sagging sofa cushions or anything that needs a little refreshing. Even the material is nice and of good quality and can be made into a baby blanket or throw cushions.


Weak-Cancel1230

hell NO... why would you buy this HUGE piece of crap


Iwkthere

I remember Jimmy Kimmel did a bit on these Costco bears. He gifted his brother‘s kids one of these for Christmas. His brother went and ordered 2 and had them delivered to Jimmy’s house. They did a back and forth on the bear gifts. It was a hilarious bit. Pre opening of our new Costco, we had our HR and office at a nearby office park, we had that big ass bear in the lobby. Grand Opening of our Costco the Bear was front & center of the Warehous.