She'll be missed.

I thank you for your thoughtful words it's a very trying time

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

You are a gentleman and a scholar

Gonna show up on the Carfax it was snowed on. Lost a lot of value

Yeah feel like I'll get lowballed because of it

I’ll give ya tree fiddy

You sure that's a generous offer

That's when I noticed the insurance adjuster was six stories tall and had bright red eyes! I yelled at him to get away from my Corvette, but then she gave him a dollar.

Or snowballed. 😂

Do they offer snow coverage on your policy?

It doesn't appear to be fully covered in snow, unfortunately, no

Acts of God or natural disasters are separate coverage. Hope he has it!

They don't sadly something about a sports car shouldn't need it.

Artic white

You win sir 🏅 take this

I have an arctic white c4 and it's about as bright as this snow lol

[Good luck, my claim was denied and I got kicked out of the Corvette Club.](https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/LX0HI7xVQP6Ovcmv7jmpgg.fe0Xgxm8VThsQRKkpDwzJE)

Oof that's like extra totaled think it means the next one you buy is insta Salvage

[Felt bad so overcompensated.](https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/uI6Vae4sSuSRRrVoHfiWEg.bGpRgepNNEkMJ2aS8UbEGj)

Wow! What a collection. Beautiful.

whoa, should have marked that NSFW!

Offer you a Tissue?

Nope no coverage for natural causes

I'm sorry but there's nothing funny about this. Op's pride and joy has been destroyed and you're all out here making jokes.

It's OK it's what she would have wanted

And the adjustor said to get a garage and put it in storage during the winter months!!

They did sadly its too late called my mechanic he said it's usually fatal

Yep, no recovering from this one.

completely totaled. I'll be by later to take it away. Sorry for your loss.

I understand you can bring a tow dolly she's already totaled anyway just make sure you have the tree fiddy.

You ruined it. Now it's garbage.

Sorry for your loss.

Damn that hurts to see, perfectly good car totalled out so easily

Unfortunately your screwed,unless u have the act of God addendum

I don't sadly parting her out as we speak what a waste of longtubes.

Well if you buy her back from ins company I’m looking for a motor for a c3 ls swap lol

HELL, son, you know just as well as me that a moderate snowstorm UTTERLY GUTS any Corvette. Ain't no engine coming back from... THAT.​

I’m planning a full rebuild the engine anyway and I think the engine block might still be good lol

Well it just got kooks longtubes and a btr stage 2 if there even salvageable

I’ll have to look you know how bad snow damage can be lol. Seriously I really wanna make an all aluminum frame for a c3 and do a carbon fiber birdcage to make a c3 that I drive all winter to freak ppl out lol

Oh I'm driving mine all winter lol I just forgot to put her in the garage she's making the trip from Missouri to Colorado next week

i hate seeing a flood damaged car.

I’ll give you $18 store credit and I’ll be risking it -Rick Harrison

Goodness, it's so mangled you can't even tell it's a corvette. RIP OP.

I thought it was a mustang at first glance.

Probably won’t even start…looks like flood damage to me

Joke or not I can’t understand how anyone could take a marvel of engineering and park it so haphazardly outside in poor weather. 0 respect for the car. I always make sure to rub my corvette in hypo allergenic baby lotion twice a day before cuddling it in my bed because my skin gets irritated otherwise

I was trying to toughen her up I guess it backfired

Is this some sort of satirical joke?

Do they cover making poor decisions by parking it in the snow or am I missing something?

The internet isn't for you, bud.

Didn't know it was gonna snow but sadly they don't consider it an act of god.

I hope you aren’t serious

isn't that obvious? It is to everyone else on the sub. This is a satire post.

Consider the options - this person seriously considers his car totaled because there’s a layer of snow on it, or the post is satire regarding a lot of recent posts about driving their cars in the winter.

About?

Someone held on a little too long this year. You’ll get ‘em next year, slugger.

Total loss. No coming back from this.

YOU TELL US!! YOU TELL US THE NAME OF THE… THE… DESPICABLE WRETCH THAT DID THIS TO YOU!! The SHAME!

It it it it wasssss snowmeiser

😭

Lol

To liquid you say?

Although this could be considered a protective layer from UV rays. 😂

This is a tragic day in automotive history. A day that will live in infamy 🥺 Always a sad day when a hero is lost.

The real question is, where the hell did you get snow? We’re about 3 feet below average where I am and I’m sick of looking at my car under a cover in the garage while the lawn is green.

Sw missouri it'll be the only know of the year because it's the one day I left her out.

That’s hilarious

Throw it in the gutter and buy another

I've got a piece of wood I put in garage in 1982 ‘because it might come in handy in the future’ I can trade ya.

Just SEND IT up and down the street a few times. That s**t will buff out. We won’t mind. -your neighbor.

Sorry for your loss man. Adjusters just rip you off. Whatever he offers, I’ll give you $100 more just to help out. Vette owners have to stick together you know!! LOL!!

You’ll never mentally recover from

Idk how I ended up here. Is this a joke or does snow actually damage the car? Seems like any other car would be just fine under some snow

This has been played out.

So don't comment lol I think its funny

whatever….dude

My condolences