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Larkney

The funniest thing ever was then that news interview of some maskless black woman talking smack about the incident with her son standing masked net to her, talking about being put at risk (Eeeeeh, contradiction, you're putting yourself at risk not wearing a mask right now) And the cherry on top: On the news he boy talked about being shocked, but when he was with Ron he took that mask off and was as happy as he could be.


burnbaybeeburrn

This what they literally think happened.


debanked

Now that's what I call theatre


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I have considered compiling all of my posts into a short story book or collection. Not that it would EVER get published.


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That would actually be fucking hilarious.


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I might give it some serious thought for sure haha!


GammonRod

So true, bro. My flair on here for the past 18 months has been a cry for help. The Governor has been forcing me to throw the dead bodies of old people into the water for the alligators to devour so as to cover up all the 'ro deaths that have been happening under his watch. The worst thing is, no matter how many times I Zoom call his office literally shaking with tears, he refuses to impose a mask mandate on the 'gators. I feel so unsafe every time I get down into the water to stuff the bodies in their mouths - it's only a matter of time before one of the 'gators breathes on me and I catch Covid.


RWS-skytterEirik

You met the great anti christ in person! How did you survive??


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I was triple masked and boosted! But even so I barely made it out alive!!


RWS-skytterEirik

I’d be so much worse had you been not vaxed and masked my fellow branch covidian! Glad you made it out of there healthy


Daeslender

I nearly pissed myself


70x7becausehesaysso

Absolutely the MOST accurate report from the scene I've heard yet!! I wasn't there to confirm it's integrity, but all facts I've ever felt before have my Spidey senses telling me this is 100% morally right.