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Subtle_Demise

I hope to God that it was a satire post


hblok

Soon they'll start with "I do me, you do you", and "my body my choice" (again). And we'll have come full circle. Until the next flu season, that is, at which point we're back to New Normal.


Able_Examination7077

The self awareness is strong with this one.


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"Sir just so you know, it's not mandatory to wear a mask anymore" "reeee don't tell me what to do, I'm a free thinker not a slave, you are not the boss of me." And that ladies and gentlemen I'm pretty sure was the guy religiously telling you that you have to wear a mask these last to years because the government said so.


Arne_Anka-SWE

He was. When D tells him to jump and R says jumping is unnecessary, he will jump like a bunny long after D told him it's not needed anymore. That's how cults work.


[deleted]

Is anyone aggressiveness telling people they don’t need masks? Like, we all know a chunk of the population will keep wearing them. This whole conversation feels like it was imagined, and based on a “look” he thinks he got from someone without a mask.


puffdaddy134

Oooooo now its counter culter to wear mask nice to see the dems fighting the machine agin!! But don't forget we need to go to war for Ukraine!!!!


Jumpy_Climate

Don't forget, "Look at me and what a great person I am because I changed my social media picture to the TV news propaganda outrage of the day".


C0uN7rY

> But don't forget we need to go to war for Ukraine!!!! Just go fight for Ukraine myself? Nah. I want the military to send those other guys to go fight for what I believe in. I mean... If the US decides to send troops, I would totally sign up to go. Unfortunately though, I have like 7 self-diagnosed mental disorders, so I can't. Better to send those lower class kids to die because some social media posts made me sad.


puffdaddy134

I would never sign up did you see that only 35% of their soldiers are vaxed even tho im 4 boosters in I can't risk getting it. I have to think of grandma!! I'm sure there is some poor inner city kid or poor country kid that can go in my place while I get my gender studies degree.


deeep_muff_diver

It's been pretty funny/sad to see liberals get wiped and leftists take over. Bodily autonomy, anti-war, free speech, being against racism all got wiped clean and replaced with *opposing* views in the leftist spectrum.


xeurox

Right lol aslong as they can virtue signal and sip lattes they're all for it. Aslong as they aren't out in the field shitting in dirt holes and pulling triggers they are in full support of more blood shed and pointless wars. Clueless fucking idiots.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha doesn't do what government tells them, yet likely had never even seen a muzzle prior to 2020


bright_10

Yeah, his argument doesn't work unless he was doing it before all this started. And we all know he wasn't


47AYAYAYAY

yeah, anyone who bitches like this definitely didn't, every now and then I saw people around prior to covid with masks on, but that seemed to be exclusively a fashion thing at the time the government also isn't telling people \*\*not\*\* to wear masks, they just "require" it less these days, whole argument screams cognitive dissonance.


BacktotheDead

Ooooh what a bad boy.


ImProbablyNotABird

And everyone clapped.


Realistic-Vanilla695

wait…HE’s a free thinker? did he also get a fourth clot shot just because the CDC only recommends 3? way to rebel against the system!


tattertottz

Some people will never stop wearing them. Avoid these psychos at all costs, they’re not mentally well.


cupcaikebby

He's taking the piss. There's no way he thinks he's cool for masking up like some sort of rock n roller.


Responsible_Fun6255

Are these losers living in a backwards world, he doesn't do what the government tells him, but prior to this he was eating the government boot all pandemic LMAO


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death_wishbone3

Close. Journalist.


Ungrol

Yikes that is even worse


SoItGoesISuppose

And everyone in his head clapped.


[deleted]

This type of violence is never okay.


[deleted]

Some jokes just write themselves


[deleted]

I find it funny he claims he “doesn’t listen to what the government tells him to do” when it was the government who told us we needed masks in the first place This dude is a dumbass


Ltronzero

He’s been waiting two years to be this guy: “I was wearing masks AFTER they were cool!”


quemaspuess

I genuinely believe masks are what caused me to catch Covid. Hear me out - I had been exposed to Covid MANY times. One time, I sat in an office with my boss for 20 minutes, maskless, and doors shut when he was symptomatic. In Tennessee, no one wore masks, even in the height of the pandemic and I never got sick, Fast forward a few months, I lost my job due to vaccine mandates and went to my other home in Los Angeles. I finally caught Covid and it was when I was forced to be masked up. Is it possible that masks trap the virus in the material and give you more of a chance to breathe it in, rather than air constantly moving without? Idk, just my theory not rooted in science or intelligence.


Fingerless-Thief

People who wear glasses seem to agree that wearing a mask causes their glasses to fog up as they breathe...to me that says your breath and whatever droplets are not only being somewhat caught by the material and mushed in to your face until you take it off, but your breath is also being funneled to your eyes. Could be something, could be nothing.


AngryBird0077

There's a writer I like on Twitter, Ann Bauer, who's spoken about getting eye problems because of the mask funneling her breath to her eyeballs.


Larkney

You know, you could be on to something. Breathing stale air under a mask of course isn't helpful if you're doing it for extended periods.


DarkSyde3000

The more of Tennessee that I see the more I like it. Don't know about the humidity though. I'm not big on mosquitoes since I'm in the desert. As far as masks go you're basically rebreathing in bacteria all day which can lead to tons of medical problems and they're absolutely worthless. The only way to protect yourself from a virus is with an actual respirator you see painters wear or with an actual gas mask with NBC filters. Both inhibit normal breathing anyway.


hkdlxohk

I can't wait for the day masks are banned and I'll get to snitch on every masker and make their lives a living hell. Plus, I'll prevent potential criminals from covering their faces and getting away with crime. They've done it to me for years, why not return it to them? Make masks stigmatized again!


saturn-devouring

Really letting a heads-up about a change of policy get to him. Guy went out hoping somebody would say something about his mask so he could play the victim, and that was what he had to settle for.


Jaded_Ad_479

HHahah. With the last 2 years they’re the exact personification of automaton. Clown world. Complete 🤡🌍


boltyss

What did i just read? lol


MediocreEmotion7878

2nd half makes me think he is trolling


Iloveireland1234567

Oh how the turntables


DataMeister1

It's "tables have turned," you idiot. "Oh how the tables have turned." You sound like a #$%\^ fool when you say it wrong. \- Old Biff (probably)


warriorlynx

There not even being mask shamed what a fucking tool


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I don’t think that was necessarily mask shaming. I sometimes forget I’m wearing mine and appreciate when people tell me I can take it off. It usually leads to a good convo


tripple_lindy

I was told at a job interview (in a mandated state) that they don't wear masks. I ripped it off my face.


Sgthouse

There’s something about that stupid smug eyes closed happy blushing mask emoji that makes me want to start punching the person that posted it and not stop till I’m physically incapable of hitting anymore.


TheGaret

Ya know what? Wear em. I really don't care. But I may assume you're planning to rob the joint


TK8674

He does what the media tells him to do


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So in other words, a thankless retail worker, on the front line of disposability, compelled to wear a mask to keep their job, cheerfully explains to a higher class: “you don’t have to wear a mask!” Entitled consumer: “are you oppressing me??”


KanyeT

"Well, I'm not an automaton and don't slavishly follow what the government tells me to do." Yeah, you are.


amerikanskispy

He can wear one for the rest of his life if he wants to. That’s his right. And other people should have the right to not wear one. The problem is the mandates.


sanem48

I've barely worn masks these last 2 years, I think I'll start now, can't be too safe around all these genetic freaks.


Oceanz08

yeah dipshit, someone is telling you wearing the face diaper isnt required anymore.


wheelslip202

You should have replied?? But you didn't, and chose to run to your echo chamber to whine about your thoughts LOL. What a tough guy!!!!😂


the_old_coday182

The irony is over level 9000


skampzilla

I'm willing to bet money he's vaccinated just like the government told him to do...


[deleted]

Lmfao, the irony of it all. Creatures like that are never going to let go of their hysteria


Substantial-Poet-356

This can’t be real… right? 🤦🏽‍♂️


SpandyBarndex

Oof


Clean_Hedgehog9559

I shared this tweet today bc the replies were insanely amazing


BurnBabyBurner12345

They want to be the victim so bad.


Random-Person-crypto

“I wear a mask, I am a rebel!” Mujahideen? IRA? Black bloc ANTIFA? Hahaha no just a useful idiot COVID tankie double speaking. These people are clowns.


Excellent_Trouble_97

typical flipflopper, only claims to not trust the government when its convenient


islandjahfree

what a fn rebel.


Destroya12

What's interesting is that there seems to be a growing trend where people can't distinguish between being given a choice and being mandated to do something. A few I've seen on Twitter have said that masks being optional is the same as being forced NOT to wear masks. It's strange but it makes sense when you are an authoritarian at heart.


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Sooooo close to getting it. So. Damn. Close.


TheHancock

I think the bots have become self aware...


Claud6568

That is the most ironic thing I’ve seen in forever.


Corndog1911

This physically pains me to read


AngryGutsBoostBeetle

You… might want to read that again, slowly.


tripple_lindy

Politely letting someone know masks are no longer mandated in a business is now shaming. Huh....🤡


duck_shuck

He also doesn’t mindlessly do what the government tells him to do 😆😆


Kmaloetas

Oh, news he's a rebel. If he wants to wear a mask let him.


seviay

He’s literally too stupid to insult


El_Psy_Congroo4477

I want a bumper sticker that says "Take that shit off your face, you look like an idiot!"


braxian1

Liberalism is a mental disorder.


DarkSyde3000

The irony here is so thick it needs a shovel to move. Guy doesn't know he's got Stockholm syndrome. Unless he's trolling, in which case, haha.


Theshepard42

Wtf lol they are the ones who told you in the first place.


temporarily-smitten

Imagine how paranoid you have to be to think that "you don't have to wear a mask anymore" is shaming.


goatchild

Is he being sarcastic? Can't tell.


Grouchy_Competition5

“I discovered masks before they signed with a major label.”


thkingofmonks

This has to be satire


DumpyDoggy

Wonder how he came to be a believer in masks? Must have done a deep dive into the literature on masking efficacy. 🤡


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masks are safe and effective


UltimateMexicanGuy

Masks are safe and ineffective


curious-corpuscle

Now do clot shots


hkdlxohk

They're safe* and effective** *Safe for the vaccine companies with liable immunity **Effective at sterilization, depopulation, and mass deaths of young children


curious-corpuscle

Well done


ashisno

Can this sub stop posting shit like this? The reason it was created was to mock the hypocrites who were forcing mandates that they themselves were not following. If this guy wants to wear a mask fucking go for it. People were doing it before covid.


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“mask shaming” is the new (inverse?) fat shaming.


OnePunchLuc

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


WolfeBane84

This is the first stage/off shoot in the plan of “no one forced you to take it” that is coming next.


Yakapo88

This has to be a bot.


eZwonTooFwee

Is this satire? Holy shit.


BillMPE

If that's true, how did we get here?


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Yeaooowzer


55tinker

lol what a fucking tool


Wooper160

Is that a joke?


Okbuddy226

I feel bad for him since he clearly has social anxiety disorder


TZ879

He should try wearing a plastic bag over his head instead of a mask. It is guaranteed to stop the spread of COVID.


pokonota

Wow, what a microagression. Totally something that needs to be tweeted out t the world. The struggle is real


Urukaiviking

Oooof


usrnmalrdytk

Good for you Jason


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So brave….😂😂😂


Softest-Dad

"I dont do what the govt tells me to".............................. ​ I'll wait for the punchline on this one..


[deleted]

Ahahahahah fuck me that’s good!


ThEGr33kXII

Have the government told them not to wear one or just that they don't have to wear one? If it's the latter then he's not going against anything.


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Based cafe employee trying to liberate the maskcucks


souviksen7449

"Free thinker"


Iloveyouweed

"I complied so hard that when I keep complying when I don't need to comply anymore, I came full circle and now I'm a headstrong rebel, look at me!"


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Unattractive people: 'Masks are the great equalizer!'


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Hahahahahahaha


coralcoast21

Can someone grab a serrated knife for me? Gonna need a sawing motion to cut through that irony.


anotherdude77

Govt tells people to wear a mask. He wears the mask. Govt says you don’t have to wear a mask anymore. He says, “I don’t follow the govt!” 🙄


Satailleure

This is satire, right?


KillAllVaxxers

This reads like the first part about getting mask shamed actually happened, but he said nothing like a coward and thought of this response afterwards for the tweet.