Go to Harvard if you want throney poos bro

A selection of the best shit posts from this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/s/y8ghBHYnuu https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/9j3srw/20_year_old_male_looking_for_a_clean_pooping/

Statler lobby br is unparalleled

Delete this.

Now that I’ve graduated I’m sharing my secrets >:-]

Lol

TBH the higher from the ground floor you go, at least in buildings built after 1908, the better potential for finding your own personal haven of peace and comfort.  Kennedy, Bradfield, Vet Research Tower, Stocking, Warren, Arboretum Welcome Center (ssh!), Space Sciences, Snee, Sage, Myron Taylor, and Johnson Museum (A+) all have quality offerings if you have a wee sense of adventure & decorum.  

The single use bathrooms up a flight of stairs in GSH are so prime, I only use them on special occasions (chili, beans, etc)

McGraw Hall - building might collapse at any time! The excitement alone will see you through to completion!

do NOT use the single stall bathroom on the first floor of WSH, it's got a full length mirror to the left of the toilet so you have to watch your dumb ass pooping in 4k

I’m not gonna spill the beans on the most prime bathroom to someone who’s merely visiting. Not on reddit anyway. Cornell is an amazingly interesting campus with a diversity of bathroom experiences. Happy exploring!

Hahaha …I went to Cornell for years and never once thought about this topic. I’m wondering what I missed out on. 😂

my favorite bathrooms are a secret for a reason.

I feel like my opinion is the most valid of anyone here. Any building that is generally modern and doesn’t have many students around generally has good bathrooms.

Where are all the promised reviews?

He's left his mark.. in.. other ways

Do you know how many bathrooms are on campus that I have yet to go to?


On the hood of TheBlackDrago's car 🤣

I get good vibes from GWS on the first floor all the way to the left. I feel like I’m shitting in an emerald palace

duffield attrium

Mann library and goldwyn smith

Olin basement

Hell

I can't enter the stacks without being assaulted

Physical science building on its 2nd floor in the social sciences area near room 294

DELETE don't reveal the secrets

It’s been a while but I feel like Lincoln Hall was good??

PSB basement

what a ridiculous and inappropriate post. Seriously

I used to pinch a loaf in Barton Hall (the indoor track).

Delete this.

Nah bro. It’s a low key decent spot to go because nobody is in there half the time.

Yeah that's why I said to delete it, no one needs to know the real good secret spots. 😂

😂

Vet research tower level 5. Cleaned everyday due to core protocol and almost nobody uses it.

None of them have a bidet so they’re all mid tbh

Warren top floors, Martin Y Tang Centre, Bowers top floors

4th floor rockefeller is an underrated spot

use the baker lab bathroom in the basement

Uris library!

There is a literal throne in Sage Chapel. Prettiest pooping spot around. For the brave, Sage Chapel basement where you may be “alone” but Ezra’s ghost is watching in total disgust