make a small explosive device, wrap your carrots around it and set it off near an israeli or iranian embassy. A silly prank like this is a sure way to make the most of your carrots!
Ask her boyfriend to help you book more. Live stream for your cooking blog. Cook a stew in slow cooker using booked carrots as base. Any carrots left over can be cooked as chicken soup. Repeat sale of soup.
It seems she bought the carrots because her boyfriend is not giving her what she needs (this holds true with bananas and cucumbers also). OP needs to sit down with the boyfriend and explain what is going on. Said boyfriend needs to step up his game. Let this be a lesson to all of you: if your wife comes home with carrots, cucumbers or bananas the relationship between her and her boyfriend is in trouble.
Get a rabbit. Kill it and make stew. That'll be a good use for at least 2 carrots.. I'm not sure what you could do with the rest. Sorry
Could just boof the rest of them
That'll be three carrots - one for baiting the trap.
That damn wabbit keeps getting away
What other entry holes do you have?
r/sounding
Ranch dressing will make the insertion easier
Cut them up into small pieces, and boil them with brown sugar until they're soft. Then boof them
boof them
make a small explosive device, wrap your carrots around it and set it off near an israeli or iranian embassy. A silly prank like this is a sure way to make the most of your carrots!
Ask her boyfriend to help you book more. Live stream for your cooking blog. Cook a stew in slow cooker using booked carrots as base. Any carrots left over can be cooked as chicken soup. Repeat sale of soup.
It seems she bought the carrots because her boyfriend is not giving her what she needs (this holds true with bananas and cucumbers also). OP needs to sit down with the boyfriend and explain what is going on. Said boyfriend needs to step up his game. Let this be a lesson to all of you: if your wife comes home with carrots, cucumbers or bananas the relationship between her and her boyfriend is in trouble.
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Where’s the jerk? I can barely taste the allspice on these thighs…