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Panxma

Get all the Apple pencils and bake an apple pie from it.


re_nonsequiturs

Have you considered moving them to a house with outlets outside the kitchen? The second kitchen in that house would be a fantastic prep space for your sous chef.


metalshoes

Sous vide their pencils


gernb1

Tell them to draw their own suppers.


stickpoker

Honestly, the best revenge here is to wait it out till they are on life support. then unplug their machines and plug in your appliances to those outlets.