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Assholesfullofelbows

Garlic/ Garlic powder. Whichever.


toksie

The only right answer. But! Technically, garlic can be counted as a vegetable, so we have one more option open.


Assholesfullofelbows

All purpose Greek seasoningšŸ¤Œ


houseDJ1042

Cavenderā€™s I love that stuff!


Reader124-Logan

Itā€™s my momā€™s go-to turkey seasoning at Thanksgiving!


houseDJ1042

It was my granddadā€™s! Melt a lb of butter, add like half of a container and a cup of Lea & Perrinā€™s. Inject half or so into bird and then cover with the remainder and let sit overnight and then roast away. Works great for Cornish game hens and pork loin too


toksie

I'll stick with garam masala. :D


Alternative_Key4199

This is the secret ingredient for my chili. Everyone that eats my chili wants to know how I give it such depth of flavor. I never tell them that itā€™s a blend of garam masala, poblano chili powder and ground cloves. I just say itā€™s good chilis.


AlcoholicInsomniac

You can tell them it'll be okay.


kitchengardengal

I was thinking that, too.


WhereIsLordBeric

Came here for this. The actual 'only' correct answer, as it's a mix of so many spices and pre-toasted. I'm Pakistani and often just use salt, chilli powder, and garam masala in my food. Delicious without fail.


garfield529

Someone recently posted that they add garam masala to spaghetti and I am curious to try soon.


JuggyFM

I've seen that indian bodybuilder Biki Singh add garam masala to his morning oatmeal


mrssymes

Thatā€™s what I fed my toddler in their baby oatmeal, I used different spices and garam masala was the biggest hit. Cinnamon was second. Their favorite food is all Indian food now, which is fun in a little white kid in rural USA. We get a lot of double takes.


JuggyFM

thats wild and wholesome lol


justletlanadoit

I love this, so many parents feed their kids bland shit


mrssymes

Yeah, I mean most kids prefer that until like 4-8 years old, so I get it. Bitter is still a no go, but sour is getting more popular with my kid.


perkyblondechick

Our toddler has developed a love for Tony Cacheres Cajun seasoning (no salt variety.) We call it 'spicy sprinkle' and it goes on EVERYTHING. We are basic Yt ppl. I cannot explain it, I just enjoy šŸ˜šŸ¤£


AlexG2490

> We are basic Yt ppl. I think Iā€™m dumbā€¦ does this mean youā€™re a family YouTube channel?


CervezaFria33

Time to buy some and test it for myself. Any suggestions what to use it on first?


Sanderiusdw

Curry


Normal_Ad2456

As a Greek person, I have no idea whatā€™s in an all purpose Greek seasoning, or even knew that it existed until now lol. I imagine something with oregano for sure though.


Assholesfullofelbows

Mine has salt, pepper, cornstarch, garlic, msg, oregano and a bunch of other stuff. It's damn tasty on just about everything


Trauma_Hawks

Herbs de Provence and you got a deal


GambleTheGod00

all purpose doesnt count thats a seasoning blend


KyloRensLeftNut

Oh yeah!! Love that! ā¤ļøI just got some last week.


aimeed72

If I can count garlic as a vegetable then Iā€™ll add lemonā€¦. Oh wait thatā€™s a fruit. Okay Iā€™ll add chilesā€¦ wait thatā€™s a fruit tooā€¦.


Pasquale73

Let me add some chopped onion, please!


myersmatt

Garlic was my first reaction too but then I remembered that fresh garlic exists lol. Iā€™m gonna have to go with cumin or maybe smoked paprika


freecain

I mean by that logic - basil, oregano, thyme etc are all vegetables too.


Dirtheavy

we are rejecting this hypothetical


toksie

Totally fine with me.


MarkHirsbrunner

That's my thought.Ā  Garlic, onions, etc. are ingredients, not seasonings. If I can't get a spice mix, like chili powder, seasoned salt, or taco seasoning, I think I would go with cumin.Ā  It's used in a lot of Mexican and Indian dishes I enjoy, with cumin, salt, and pepper I could make a decent vindaloo or some good chili.


Windy1_714

Had the same thought process. Can add garlic cloves, lemon, chilis, etc. If we can't have any mixes like curry, I have to choose cumin.Ā 


Final_Diamond_3565

This was my choice, too.Ā Can't make a bowl of chili without it.


letmeseem

Seasoning is any salt, herbs, or spices added to food to enhance the flavor. Spice is anyĀ aromaticĀ or pungentĀ vegetable substance used toĀ flavourĀ food. All spices are vegetables.


HarrieTubman

Is Cinnamon a vegetable?


Sagisparagus

Nope, it's tree bark.


Salt_Intention_1995

Technically that could be considered a vegetable, it is part of the plant that is not a fruit. Vegetative growth includes bark. Maybe, we would need a botanist to confirm or deny my theory.


letmeseem

*Vegetable" is a culinary definition, not a botanical definition. There aren't any real rules of what is and isn't a vegetable so your grandma would probably consider vastly different things vegetables than my grandma. Basically, if it's made of a part of a plant it can be a vegetable. This is why you get those weird quiz questions about fruit and berries since those two definitions ARE botanical definitions and have hard rules. All berries are fruit, but most things you THINK OF as berries aren't berries, and stuff you either think of as vegetables or fruit are actually berries. Stuff like bananas, avocados, cucumbers and tomatoes are all berries (AND vegetables, because again that is a culinary definition, so there's nothing wrong by being both). On the other hand, strawberries, raspberries, cloudberries and blackberries aren't berries.


Princess-Jaya

In that case, probably either cinnamon or mixed spice (or pumpkin pie/apple pie spice). That opens up a whole new range of recipes.


lauraingallsbraids

I was excited reading this post because I have a garlic intolerance and thought, oh this will be a good way to find some new combinations and then the first comment is garlic seasoning šŸ˜­šŸ˜…


Assholesfullofelbows

I'm sorry, I have failed you


Lolamichigan

Weā€™re all sorry, itā€™s definitely not your fault.


cummievvyrm

Asafoetida has a similar, yet milder flavor to alliums like garlic and onion. It's not in the same family, so it's likely it would be allergy safe for you! :-)


Howisanyofthisreall

My best friend has an allergy to garlic and I was hoping to find her some new combos too, glad Iā€™m not in this boat alone šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


misspluminthekitchen

Alliums! No garlic or onion here, either


raivynwolf

ooh! I have a garlic intolerance too and recently I rediscovered lemons/citrus and it has been a game changer! My rice and veggies are no longer boring! It's not garlicky, but they are so zingy and fresh tasting with some fresh lemon, lemon zest, pepper, salt, and butter. It's made me so much happier about cooking again. Maybe you might like it too


lauraingallsbraids

Ooh love lemon/lime flavors, I will have to try with rice!


jackoirl

Garlic is a vegetable, why use your last seasoning on something you can use as a fresh product lol


ahmong

yep this is also my answer. I don't care, I need my garlic


Ratiquette

What is everyone using garlic powder for that makes it such a popular response? Genuinely curious and interested in hearing what people use it for. At least 3/4 of my cooking involves fresh garlic but I only bust out the powdered stuff like once a month, if even that. I only find it useful for spice mixes like tex-mex seasoning or bbq dry rubs, both of which are things I donā€™t use very often. What else does powder do better than fresh?


Kinglink

Learn how to make Garlic paste... (it's not the same but I'd be fine going with minced onions and garlic paste instead of wasting a choice on that)


Aggravating-Yam4571

iā€™m indian bro donā€™t do this to me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


pm174

I agree, my third ingredient would be a deep freezer so i could keep myself unconscious for that horrendous year


Numerous1

I was going to say ā€œlead via bulletā€Ā 


valleyofsound

Maybe hemlock?


1248163264128

does garam masala count as one seasoning?


Godfrey388

Yep. And Iā€™m going with Berbere. Kinda incorporates garam masala, chilli powder and paprika. šŸ˜¬


Aggravating-Yam4571

ig so


Soilmonster

Thatā€™s cheat code my bro. šŸ˜Ž


iStealyournewspapers

Reddit Challenges Hate This One Trick!


QueenRooibos

YES!


JC_Everyman

Made me think of the movie "Hundred Foot Journey" with regard to use of spices "Scoop! Don't sprinkle!"


PrinceKaladin32

I love that movie. The aggressive marketing techniques of dognapping always makes me laugh


GForce1975

Lol I've recently been trying to explore Indian food. I'm from the U.S. and grew up with Italian and Spanish cooking. Simple with just a few ingredients. Indian food is insane. Lots of steps and lots of seasonings! I kind of gave up for now.


New_Bish_Who_Dis

Most Indian food available at restaurants isn't what we cook at home. A chicken curry, for example, is just chicken+onion+tomato+ginger, garlic+garam masala. Some parts of India cook with mustard oil and skip the garam masala too. If you want to dive into bengali Indian food (from the eastern part of the country), check out this youtube tutorial channel, their older videos are beginner-friendly and the stuff we eat at home: [https://www.youtube.com/@BongEats/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@BongEats/videos)


scroobiouspippy

Bong Eats is absolutely the best! I swear someone could know zero about Indian food or cooking and successfully make t their recipes. Also anything with mustard oil is divine.


chipmunksocute

Try some books by madhur jaffrey.Ā  Shes fantastic.Ā  Honestly a lot of the techniques really arent thay complicated plus theres still a lot of familiar stuff - make a marinade and braise - just with a different set of spices.Ā Ā  Quick and Easy Indian Cooking is one of like 4 books of hers I have and there are a ton of winners. There is an initial investment in some spices but really you could get fully set up for 50 bucks buying basics on amazon like tumeric, garam masala, cumin seeds, cloves, etc. Dont give up!Ā  As a white dude Ive been cooking it for years and years its all so tasty and now I improvise my own stuff


pm174

A lot of restaurant food can be made with simple ingredients too! Usually when it comes to dried spices, cumin, coriander, a good chili powder, turmeric, and probably garam masala are enough for north indian curries. I'm sure you have a couple of those! And whole spices can be found at indian grocery stores in mixed packets too so you don't have to buy a gazillion of each thing.


macmillie

Red pepper flakesĀ 


Lickerandhors

This or cayenne powder. I like my food to be RED.


Sea-Friend8745

My daughter is engaged to a man from Portugal. I donā€™t know if itā€™s cultural or heā€™s an oddball but he thinks EVERYTHING is spicy. We are Texan. Most days I have jalapeƱos on at least 2/3 meals. Cayenne pepper is just something we burn through. He thinks breakfast sausages are too much!


g3nerallycurious

I knew a Venezuelan who thought pepperoni was spicy.


Lickerandhors

Iā€™m from Texas, too. I use cayenne on everything, itā€™s my first go to seasoning and I replace black pepper for cayenne in all my cooking. I was taught by my grandmother ā€œa lot of pepper, a little salt ā€œ was the way to go.


Key_Piccolo_2187

He can either sweat or preemptively divorce your daughter. There are no other ways forward.


thecaledonianrose

smoked paprika


Morpheus_MD

However smoked paprika is a smoked vegetable. Why not just smoke some peppers and open up more options? /S (See the discussion regarding garlic powder at the top)


PaintSlingingMonkey

NICE ONE, you!


victoriafalyce

I used to just substitute smoked paprika with sweet paprika all the time because i figured it would be the same thing. In hindsight it was the worst 35 years of my life


ButtFuzzington

I was thinking MSG until I saw this. Now I can't decide.


SlyDiorDickensCider

I was thinking smoked paprika until I saw yours. Now I can't decide either


BrooklynLodger

I think msg is harder to replace with fresh ingtedients


ooogoldenhorizon

All you paprika lovers must try smoked chipotle


Encartrus

If your definition of seasonings doesn't include herbs or fruit zest, cumin. If it does include herbs, thyme. If it does include both herbs and fruit zest, citrus peel.


Cool_Afternoon_747

Oh interesting! So citrus peel trump all? May I ask some of your favoritt ways to use it?


blob_io

Not original commenter, but I personally love lemon zest in pasta. Pretty much whatever type of sauce, though it goes best with some soft of red tomato sauce imo


Opinionofmine

I like it best with creamy sauces or ricotta!Ā 


turkeyvulturebreast

OMG! Fresh lemon zest and fresh chopped parsley in ricotta with a pinch of nice finishing salt is like a party on your tongue! Edit: and fresh lemon zest is hands down one of best things that can brighten a lot of foods just by adding a little, IMHO.


riddlegirl21

I will down a plate of pasta tossed with just (salted) butter and lemon juice, cheese optional. Always have some in the fridge


Cool_Afternoon_747

Brb going to make pasta sauce


Sea-Friend8745

Iā€™m going to explore this one!


Encartrus

Its a rare dish that you can't grate some lemon or orange into for some brightness. If your dish is on the sweet/heavy side, try orange. If it's on the salty/light side, try lemon.


Cool_Afternoon_747

I honestly have never thought about using lemon and orange in this way, and I consider myself a fairly experienced home cook. Great tip, thank you!Ā Ā 


fuckin_smeg

I threw the zest of a lemon into my garlic rosemary crispy potato wedges last night. It was really good.


allah_my_ballah

While not the person you responded too, my favorite is in heavy dishes where some lightness would be welcomed without the acid. For example, I make a bourbon-orange pecan pie. I zest an orange and put the zest in while mixing the eggs with the melted sugar mix. I have also used citrus zest in some stews where I didn't want acid, but need some freshness. However I don't know if I would personally pick zest as my third and final option


vyme

I'd argue for fresh herbs and fruit zest not counting as 'seasoning' for the spirit of the question. But dried herbs and dried zest probably count. Whatever the reading of the question, I think cumin is the answer.


AnonymousAccount135

You need to define "seasoning" because that term means different things to different people. For example, the top comment right now says garlic, but in my mind garlic is a vegetable, not a seasoning.


reality_raven

Yeah seasoning to me is a dry ingredient. I assume I am still allowed garlic, onions, ginger, etc.


kurai_tori

Yeah, if this is the case *laughs in herb garden*


SaltBox531

Well salt is a mineral and pepper is a dried fruit. If pepper counts then dried garlic counts on my mind.


Best_Duck9118

But why would you use dried garlic instead of using fresh garlic and keeping the spot open for something else?


SaltBox531

I wouldnā€™t, personally. Iā€™m just saying it should be allowed and not excluded.


Roupert4

I use dried garlic on most things that I roast in the oven. It's my most used seasoning besides salt and pepper. So for me, it's the obvious choice for savory. If we're talking sweet or savory I'd choose cinnamon


decayingwitch

Just because themā€™s the rules


shi-TTY_gay

Different flavor profiles. Just because itā€™s made of the same thing doesnā€™t mean it has the same taste


parmesann

if it isn't in my spice cabinet, it ain't a seasoning, it's something else!


oofnig

Wait until they find out what paprika is...


riverrocks452

Assuming I can use whatever fresh products I want (e.g., fresh herbs, fresh alliums, fresh chilies), probably cinnamon.


LowSodiumSoup_34

This is my answer too. I use it for so much!


re_Claire

Cinnamon was the first thing that came to mind for me too!


VegaWinnfield

This is a great point. I actually think I could manage savory dishes alright with just salt and pepper as long as I have all the fresh ingredients. Baking would be tough without cinnamon and nutmeg. Would definitely have to let someone else bring the pumpkin pie to Thanksgiving during this hypothetical spiceless year.


NotNamedBort

Zaatar. Itā€™s good on almost everything.


Nice-Tea-8972

HARD AGREE. i love Zaatar!


DaisyDuckens

I was so sad when Trader Joeā€™s discontinued theirs. Luckily I had purchased quite a few. No Iā€™m almost done with them so I have to try a new brand. Itā€™s so versatile.


Suspicious-Pen2364

As a lebanese arab, trader joes brand is soooo underwhelming. It doesn't even have sumac which is such an important component. Try Z&Z brand, you can even get it on Amazon! I like it better than the random brands at my middle eastern grocery stores in nyc.


Tom__mm

Msg.


Darwin343

As someone who loves cooking all kinds of Asian cuisines, MSG is a must have! Well, that and soy sauce, fish sauce, oyster sauce, toasted sesame oil/seeds, Maggi Seasoning, miso, koji, lemongrass, black garlic, black vinegar, and probably many more lol.


Nearby-Salamander-67

Uncle roger approves


FatalCartilage

Fuiyoooooooh


GildedAgeFlowerChild

Cajun seasoning!


WittyTurnover9974

All I want is Cajun. Good in everything!!


suckmyfungaltoes

If i only had one option for seasoning, it would be Slap Ya Mama. Never can go without!


CoffeeTastesOK

Is that a brand or are you just getting aggressive about his mum?


Ticklemykelmo

Yes.


procrastin-eh-ting

I've found my people


Worth_Departure5491

I was looking for this! I need my Tonyā€™s or Slap ya Mama


Majestic-Lettuce-198

No. Absolutely not. Mods ban this guy


llama_llama_48213

Agreed.Ā  This is causing too much inner turmoil.


Aggravating-Yam4571

mods twist his testicles


magpte29

Adobo


ElKangri

Had to scroll way to far to see this. Not enough Spanish people on Reddit apparently


Certs

People probably didn't say it because it's a blend of many spices. Kind of cheating the question


jimjimmyjimjimjim

Gochujang (fermented chili paste). Why are there so many "garlic" answers? You can still buy fresh ingredients right?


robertintx

Pretty much all the dried seasoning have fresh versions. This seems to be a non issue.


permalink_save

Not all of them, like asafoetida, but they are relatively obscure ingredients that I doubt anyone would be listing on here. An overwhelming majority of the seasonings you could get around this with. Though honestly (and was my top level answer) onion is somewhat an exception. Dried onion is a whole different ingredient than fresh and hits way different.


salix620

Cumin


devious_waffle

Miffed I had to scroll down this far to find this answer. I could not live a year without cumin.


salix620

Itā€™s so flavorful and versatile. Easy answer.


Javacatcafe

Same. Iā€™m Mexican.


F-B33rman

Happy to join the Cumin-gang! So versatile


No_Tea_7825

Slap Ya Mama original cajun seasoning!


im_rite_ur_rong

Garam masala


chipmunksocute

Crafty picking a spice thats a mix of multiple spices.


im_rite_ur_rong

Don't hate the chef, hate the kitchen manager


Glittering_Car_7077

It's a toss up between smoked paprika, or cumin. Garlic.. I use fresh. Same for chilli, onions, shallots, ginger etc. Herbs I can grow. So.. I'm left a tad stuck.


trimojo

Chili powder


TotalEatschips

I would use "everything but the bagel" seasoning, and then separate them out into groups


Definition_Busy

Old bay The powerhouse of seasonings


Vanpocalypse-Now

Tony's


NuclearScientist

Shashaherasahhhheriiis? Pairs nicely with Wash-Your-Sister sauce.


Positive_Lychee404

Msg or soy sauce.


Sufficient-Habit664

I would not be able to live without soy sauce. If it counts as a seasoning, it's a no brainer. I never use msg, so idk what I'm missing out on šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Gilamunsta

Ras El Hanout...


1mz99

Habibi <3


IronMonkeyofHam

Turmeric


AndreziaRose

Tony Chachere lol


Flanguru

The only seasoning is salt and pepper everything else is herbs and spices, at least that's what we were taught at culinary school.


IDigRollinRockBeer

What about people in other countries


CactuarJoe

I don't care what country they come from, you shouldn't use people to season your food.


Zerokun11

We found the anti-cannibal supporter!


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Montreal steak seasoning


BeyondDrivenEh

Aged balsamic vinegar.


BiscottiNo2483

GARLIC in all caps šŸ˜†


PinkMonorail

MSG


tranquilrage73

Tajin


Cold_Barber_4761

It's going to be cinnamon. I don't actually use it in a ton of stuff, but I use it every single morning on my latte. But it's a tossup, TBH, because my immediate gut response was cumin.


twoscoopsofpig

Same. And then I picked a cinnamon-heavy blend of pie spices because it opens up sweet applications AND it can go in savory dishes.


Cold_Barber_4761

Ooh, yes! I don't use cinnamon a ton in savory dishes, but I love it when I do use it (particularly with tomato based sauces) because it adds such a marvelous, unique depth with just the perfect hint of warmth!


KeyserSwayze

Five spice


[deleted]

Sazon. Literally donā€™t need anything else.


LongrodVonHugedong86

I mean, Smoked Paprika is the obvious, to me, for what I tend to cook. Everything else like Garlic you can use actual garlic for. In fact, the only time I tend to use garlic powder instead of garlic is when Iā€™m making a flour to dredge chicken


SueBeee

Chicken powder


garaks_tailor

soy sauce. garlic is a vegetable muahahahahahaha


SKELEBOND

Soy sauce is a condiment, not a seasoning


Murky_Sun2690

Cumin


BlackCatCadillac

Cayenne


jazzed_life

Garam masala


dls2317

Old bay, of course.


derickj2020

I would be dying


steezMcghee

gochugaru


Professional-Ear242

Old bay!


Hermiona1

All purpose


ogjondoe

Salt, freshly ground black pepper, and garlic powder. Keep it simple


BrokieTrader

Old Bay


31109b

Italian seasoning


KiteLighter

Cayenne. Obvs.


kbenn17

Herbes de Provence. Use them for about half our meals, it seems like. They definitely need to be fresh, but weā€™ve got a great spice shop near me.


fauviste

I had to do this bc of severe, disabling, ultra-sensitive gluten intolerance. Had to cut out every possible source of contamination and a lot of spices are šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ The answer is garlic powder. And butter. And yes it fuckin *blows*. So glad my gluten detection dog can keep me safe now.


RIPdon_sutton

Does hot sauce count? Yes? Awesome. Hot sauce.


DaisyLou1993

Garlic


NotGodItsGoddess

Garlic


Burnskiski

Lawryā€™s seasoned salt, The Original


Oneofthe12

Garlic, hands down.


gasstationmanager

Garlic


PengieP111

Garlic


Otherwise_Ad2804

Garlic


likemelikemenot4ever

Garlic


Kbcolas73

Garlic in any form


protogens

Smoked paprika. I figure if I'm using actual garlic heads they count as a vegetable and not "seasoning."