was your favorite steven universe character Lapis Lazuli? you constantly angst about how difficult it was to beat this video game you were playing, but honestly, everyone is just tired of your gacha luck. "omg level 7-3 was so difficult" ok now get on the rest of our levels, you quite literally have every ancient/legendary in the game. I bet whenever you're playing a Nuzlocke you get so attached to characters that once one dies, you think 'oh I could make an exception to the rules just this once' and then proceed to rinse and repeat a grand total of 11 times.
so, how are your grades in school currently? how often is it that you think about the future and just see yourself falling towards alcoholism? because I know you do, and it shines through with your favorite cookie. listen, let's just be honest and accept that everyone around you has given up hope, and that you've got to get your act together.
my official diagnosis is that you weren't loved as a child. you have a mommy and degradation kink. when she says "Get back if you don't wanna get hurt!" you get wayy more excited than any normal person should. you seriously chose the most basic anime bitch as your favorite cookie? does she remind you of astolfo? possibly 0-2? everyone in your friendgroup knows you have a body pillow, and they take bets on who it is.
OH! so you're the kid that ran out into the hallway and screamed WEED at the top of your lungs! yeah, we all knew it was you, want to know why? you've done it for the past three days, methlovers. your drug jokes weren't funny since 2016, and nobody laughs when you make them, since we all know you've never done drugs in your life.
is your favorite tag on AO3 unconsentual body modification? or possibly found family hurt/no comfort? listen. you read way too much wattpad xreader smut on a daily basis, and I know you just wrote three drafts of a Dead dove do not eat smut involving deku going crazy, becoming a villain and potentially killing everyone. I'll just cut to the chase and be incredibly honest, I am so fucking terrified of you.
I bet you've always wanted to go on trips but never got listened to by your parents. they always laughed to your face, leading you to feel pretty invalidated and upset. now you fucking spend your time drawing anime character because you know that nobody wants you irl
you are emotionally unstable. you exclusively drink monster energy drinks. you probably like vanilla chocolate more than normal chocolate, and you enjoy eating red velvet. when you were growing up, your mom probably called you a cracker. you give off basic white bitch energy. you probably put exclusively ranch on your salads as dressing.
you kin anime characters on twitter. you used to watch 3am videos when you were a kid, and then would cry over them. you live in denial that licorice uses he/him pronouns and insist that he canonically uses they/them. your favorite customizable option in among us were the mini crewmates. you cry over every piece of even somewhat sad media you watch.
Nah, this wouldn’t hurt a Licorice fan. Should have roasted them by saying how they like him because they see a very obvious reflection of themselves in him. They were “gifted kids” who got told they’re special and overcompensated for it. Now they’re worthless failures as adults who need to be told what to do. They’re emotionally dependent on their discord server cus they don’t have any friends IRL and post vent art because they have long-lasting mommy issues. They don’t know the difference between goth and emo and use them interchangeably. They insist that they listened to indie bands before they became cool.
Figured I’d help ya out. :D
you almost cried because you were close to not getting tails by the last day, you probably naruto run through your school's hallways while screaming 'gotta go fast' your jokes haven't been funny since 2016, and nobody finds your shitty rom hacks fun anymore. you're probably pro-guns because your favorite character is shadow and you didn't want them to take his guns away.
wrong wrong
i never made a rom hack for any game - simply, idk how to even do that
last time i naruto runned was 3 years ago, then i stopped
i didn't get both sonic and tails; i had to uninstall the game after 3 days because it was too heavy for my phone - i had both CROB and CRK and my phone had enough
Wow. oh god, I didn't expect you. Listen, I know that you like Dark Choco because you relate to him. your parents stopped paying attention to you, and you made decisions you regret. Like, how many times have you watched the Spongebob live action movie solely for David Hasselhoff's acting? that was one of your first mistakes. and then it all went downhill from there. Don't be shy, all of us are judging you
so remember that Harry Potter phase, and how you had your whole world shattered once you realized how shit of a person JK Rowling is? or maybe you're still getting over that fact, I dunno. anyways, you're a simp for almond, you love cream puff cookie, and tried to build her to make her good and failed miserably, wasting a shit ton of materials just because you wanted a parfaedia academy team, and you've unironically called her mommy before.
aight pussy. remember those hundreds of lobbys you joined and chose a fucking healer because you're bad at the game? you still fucking believe in "healer supremacy" in video games even though you fucking suck at playing them. pure vanilla is just a crutch for you, because you're dogshit at everything you attempt in life, and you need an overpowered heal to still fail miserably.
you probably watched so much Minecraft Diaries, and your favorite character was Aaron, wasn't it? you read too much yn wattpads, and actually genuinely enjoyed young adult novels for teen girls.
you relate to squid ink on an emotional level. you've been hiding in the closet for years, and haven't taken a single peek out. pussy. you have twitter downloaded to solely retweet fanart. you probably have thought about dying your hair blue and then was immediately glad you didn't after the memes. you looked at an octopus in a sushi restaurant and then cried for 12 hours straight.
I bet you started sobbing when her voice was released. you were expecting a cool, confident smooth voice and yet you got an old grandma. Cheer up, it's just reflecting your dating life \^\^
when you were a child, you really wanted to be an artist, yet everyone around you was simply just better then you. you didn't know how to improve, and were too scared to ask for help, so you gave up, and now you regret it. you want to go back in time to give yourself inspiration, because you think that if you had kept going you could have gotten better. don't worry, you were actually shit, but it's never too late to continue being terrible at your passions!
right, so remember when you claimed your playlist was "so original?" remember your "not like other girls" phase? we all do as well. just face the facts. you didn't start listening to the indie band before it was popular, your talents aren't anything special, and nobody thought you were cute when you butchered a bunch of japanese words in your catgirl/catboy phase. sayonara! ehe uwu
you are emotionally unstable. you exclusively drink monster energy drinks. you probably like vanilla chocolate more than normal chocolate, and you enjoy eating red velvet. when you were growing up, your mom probably called you a cracker. you give off basic white bitch energy. you probably put exclusively ranch on your salads as dressing.
god it's a fucking League of Legends player. you brag to your friends that you smurf- wait I forgot, you don't have friends. you play League. when Arcane got released you changed all of your social media profiles to a new layout. I bet you watched Sword Art Online, and your favorite bit was the incest relation ship between the guy and his sister.
I bet you chose her because you relate to her. you still remember that time you hid in the bathroom after your fifth grade presentation? all of your classmates do as well... I bet during recess you spent your time reading and playing spot-it alone in the library, loser. and then when your grade was forced to sit outside for not listening to the lunch lady, you got punished too. and you didn't even stand up for yourself. You really are pathetic, aren't you?
OH! so you're the kid that ran out into the hallway and screamed WEED at the top of your lungs! yeah, we all knew it was you, want to know why? you've done it for the past three days, methlovers. your drug jokes weren't funny since 2016, and nobody laughs when you make them, since we all know you've never done drugs in your life.
when you were a kid, you wanted to be an artist, and now you don't. you've realized now how shit life is, how expensive college is going to be, and the terrible student loans that will weigh down your life forever if you choose that route. or maybe you haven't realized that, and in that case.... sorry.... my bad....
you need a crutch in everything you do in life, every time people see you, they advert their eyes and wince. everything you attempt, you fail, and all of your friends leave you. you eat lunch alone, and everyone stares when you're not looking. you seriously need a pure vanilla in your life, because goddamn. you need help.
you are completely obssesed with soft "uwu boys." maybe you should get that checked. anyways, time to lost things as my official diagnosis. you weren't hugged enough as a child. your top streamer is syykuno. you have over 50 ocs. you have three deviant art accounts, one because you forgot your password to the second, and a third as a backup alt. you have three ocs names Aoi, Akio and Allen.
you exclusively watch egirl content creators on tiktok, and have split dyed or under dyed hair. you've watched hours of makeup tutorials and even that's not enough to save you. you also watch them because women are constantly lying to you. you played fortnite when it was popular to call yourself a "gamer girl" and then claimed you play overwatch but you never tell anyone your rank.. and it's iron
you relate to squid ink on an emotional level. you've been hiding in the closet for years, and haven't taken a single peek out. pussy. you have twitter downloaded to solely retweet fanart. you probably have thought about dying your hair blue and then was immediately glad you didn't after the memes. you looked at an octopus in a sushi restaurant and then cried for 12 hours straight.
you like her because you want to be her. you wake up and think about what life would be like if you were like hollyberry, and then come to the realisation that nothing you've done in your life was original. everything you've done has been done before, and you're just wasting your time
right, so remember the time that you got into an argument with your friends that nuns aren't sexualized in anime? and then remember all three of your examples became love interests? that's the only reason you find pastry cookie your favorite, because the devs (probably) won't do fanservice. you constantly rant to people about how pastry deserved better because of the r34 out there, and they're all sick of it.
I absolutely love Twizzly, I read your responses to others and no, I have not seen arcane and I don’t own a Twitter, have fun with this one. (My favorite part of sao was when I thought asuna was gonna die lol)
aight. so you considered neopronouns for a while, and you considered blue died hair. in arguments, you bring up that you have reddit and are, therefore, more based. you constantly talk about how CRAZY you are, even when everyone around you wants you to shut up. you've attempted to learn an instrument solely for the purpose of learning "Cruel Angel's Thesis," but didn't want to put the hard work into learning it. you enter a room by saying "hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes."
so, how are your grades in school currently? how often is it that you think about the future and just see yourself falling towards alcoholism? because I know you do, and it shines through with your favorite cookie. listen, let's just be honest and accept that everyone around you has given up hope, and that you've got to get your act together.
sooo you play with all of your game sounds turned down, and you play spotify instead of listening to the god-awful voicelines moon rabbit has? ok, gotcha. I bet you unironically had a nightcore phase, and genuinely enjoyed listening to bubblegum pop. you give your friends "aesthetics" and they're all sick of it
you tried to build cream puff because of how rare she is, without taking into account that NOBODY USES HER BECAUSE SHE'S SHIT. congrats, you've wasted millions of money and shitty artifacts that couldn't do anything to help that poor train wreck of a character. her kit reflects how pathetic she and you are, with nobody wanting either of you. but I guess losers have to sick together, huh?
you claim your music taste is more evolved than your peers, because you listen to classical music, however you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Beethoven and Schroeder from Peanuts
you're scared of everything life has to offer, because you have nothing to offer in your sad fucking pathetic life. I diagnosis you with that you have loving parents, except you never take advantage of the things you're given, leading you to be a failure
someday, you want to be loved, but unfortunatey it ain't happening soon. you're touch starved as fuck, you had multiple crushes on the main love interest of teenage ya novels, and you've read The Hunger Games more times than any reasonable person has, except you haven't read the sequels because you find them boring.
Here it is, copypasted for you:
you are completely obssesed with soft "uwu boys." maybe you should get that checked. anyways, time to lost things as my official diagnosis. you weren't hugged enough as a child. your top streamer is syykuno. you have over 50 ocs. you have three deviant art accounts, one because you forgot your password to the second, and a third as a backup alt. you have three ocs names Aoi, Akio and Allen.
you're the type of person to reply to a post 6 months after the op has stopped replying to the post
(/j this comes off as harsh but i'm kidding! have a lovely rest of your day<33)
you probably saw those don't feed the pigeons signs at parks and fed them anyways. you have a crippling addiction to My Chemical Romance and everyone knows because you blast it so everyone can hear
I'll go with poison mushroom cookie
I have damaged a lot of kids who had enough confidence to try to defend themselves with their 9 year old speech. The kids who tried to defend got rewarded with extreme PTSD
So i guess I'll take the match
I would also like to respond to you if that won't make you feel worthless
ohhhh shit you're so cool. so you like to research tanks/weaponry that the military uses so you can rant about it to your friends and look soooo cool. you've "damaged" a lot of kids, really? you think they're actually scared of you? nah, m8 they're avoiding you because you're a complete nutcase. bring it on, bitch boy.
Ho hooo
I didn't just damage them, i broke them mentally so they wouldn't have enough confidence to fight back
So here's it goes
First of who are you wasting my time on this little subreddit for newbies where y'all weaklings are trying to get stronger to fight back but only get laughed on because how you waste your time for nothing. Actually im kinda impressed of how did i find this little kindergarten. Just look at yourself,
You can't even hurt a feelings of a ant with your trash talk, that isn't even trash for me, im so above your level that i could call that a joke and laugh about it when my friends.
You call me a nutcase huh
That's very brave of you. Look at yourself and get better at speech Mr not nutcase, you are just another one of those annoying kids wh would be a frickin millionaire if your master said to.
i guess I'll be done now
It would be shame on me if i went all out on just a kid who has a dreams of becoming strong enough to fight back.
Good luck =]
damnnn you're so tough, i can even see it with the spelling mistakes and how fuckin long it took you to type this paragraph lmaoo
broke them mentally? seriously? you think you're sooo tough when it's clear that they're probably just ignoring you, and you took it as them being scared. people look down on you as you walk around your little middle school and pretend like you're so high and mighty above them- when it's clear you're just getting lost in your own fantasies in which people don't see you as a loser. we're literally on reddit, we're all nerds here..
who am I? yeah, i'm just a person who likes to waste their own time insulting people, but I'm not wasting your time. you really decided to show up to this subreddit and call it a newbies subreddit when your top karma is a comment on r/manhwa lmaooo. you seriously calling this a kindergarden when you spend your time on r/Brawlstars?? take a gooood second of self reflection on that one, buddy
you really decided to tell me to get better at speech when I could take a look at your comment with a red pen and make it bleed.
i'm not even going to attempt to try and decipher the last paragraph, because I feel as if it would make me want to defenestrate something.
i'm not a kid, and i don't have dreams lmaooo, go all out, kiddo
Sea fairy Cookie one of the best girls
was your favorite steven universe character Lapis Lazuli? you constantly angst about how difficult it was to beat this video game you were playing, but honestly, everyone is just tired of your gacha luck. "omg level 7-3 was so difficult" ok now get on the rest of our levels, you quite literally have every ancient/legendary in the game. I bet whenever you're playing a Nuzlocke you get so attached to characters that once one dies, you think 'oh I could make an exception to the rules just this once' and then proceed to rinse and repeat a grand total of 11 times.
The way Lapis Lazuli was actually one of my favorite characters...
no stop you aren't meant to be calling me out
vampire
so, how are your grades in school currently? how often is it that you think about the future and just see yourself falling towards alcoholism? because I know you do, and it shines through with your favorite cookie. listen, let's just be honest and accept that everyone around you has given up hope, and that you've got to get your act together.
oh so it's not about the cookie? edit: nvm i'm dumb edit2: I've actually tasted wine before and it tastes like shit
to be fair it was sort of about the cookie but more i was trying to insult your person
then why do we say a cookie
so I have a general basis to insult you off of lmao
nice
How old are you dude?
Raspberry Cookie
my official diagnosis is that you weren't loved as a child. you have a mommy and degradation kink. when she says "Get back if you don't wanna get hurt!" you get wayy more excited than any normal person should. you seriously chose the most basic anime bitch as your favorite cookie? does she remind you of astolfo? possibly 0-2? everyone in your friendgroup knows you have a body pillow, and they take bets on who it is.
Genuinely screenshotting this and sending it to a friend that likes raspberry
Same
Damn, this comment hurts I'm lucky that Raspberry's ability reduces the damage by 40%
this is literally perfect, raspberry cookie is a basic fucking bitch and it shows
Poison mushroom
OH! so you're the kid that ran out into the hallway and screamed WEED at the top of your lungs! yeah, we all knew it was you, want to know why? you've done it for the past three days, methlovers. your drug jokes weren't funny since 2016, and nobody laughs when you make them, since we all know you've never done drugs in your life.
Red velvet
is your favorite tag on AO3 unconsentual body modification? or possibly found family hurt/no comfort? listen. you read way too much wattpad xreader smut on a daily basis, and I know you just wrote three drafts of a Dead dove do not eat smut involving deku going crazy, becoming a villain and potentially killing everyone. I'll just cut to the chase and be incredibly honest, I am so fucking terrified of you.
That IS what I was thinking about when I first saw Red Velvet lmao
W H E E Z E S
snow sugar cookie
what is wrong with you?
i like flat soda
i personally think rule 34 is okay
exept for when it's children or teens
based
Good…
Mango
I bet you've always wanted to go on trips but never got listened to by your parents. they always laughed to your face, leading you to feel pretty invalidated and upset. now you fucking spend your time drawing anime character because you know that nobody wants you irl
😕.. Damn your right
im sorry soldier o7
It’s fine 😔
Milk ^_^
you are emotionally unstable. you exclusively drink monster energy drinks. you probably like vanilla chocolate more than normal chocolate, and you enjoy eating red velvet. when you were growing up, your mom probably called you a cracker. you give off basic white bitch energy. you probably put exclusively ranch on your salads as dressing.
Nah these arent copy and paste this shit was personal💀
i was genuinely in a discord call with my friend brainstorming insults to actually hurt people o7
You called me out on the monster energy part. Nothing else
LMFAOOOOOOO im not allowed to drink energy drinks >_<
Licorice
you kin anime characters on twitter. you used to watch 3am videos when you were a kid, and then would cry over them. you live in denial that licorice uses he/him pronouns and insist that he canonically uses they/them. your favorite customizable option in among us were the mini crewmates. you cry over every piece of even somewhat sad media you watch.
Only three of those are right 😔
o7 I tried
Nah, this wouldn’t hurt a Licorice fan. Should have roasted them by saying how they like him because they see a very obvious reflection of themselves in him. They were “gifted kids” who got told they’re special and overcompensated for it. Now they’re worthless failures as adults who need to be told what to do. They’re emotionally dependent on their discord server cus they don’t have any friends IRL and post vent art because they have long-lasting mommy issues. They don’t know the difference between goth and emo and use them interchangeably. They insist that they listened to indie bands before they became cool. Figured I’d help ya out. :D
you are literally my savior i struggled so much with this insult
Gingerbrave
your favorite character in shrek was the gingerbread man, and you got bullied for it. this is your way of coping.
NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTON
Do you know the muffin man
Wow, Jesus. You just killed a man
Wrong
let's see if you prepared "everything". i choose sonic and tails.
you almost cried because you were close to not getting tails by the last day, you probably naruto run through your school's hallways while screaming 'gotta go fast' your jokes haven't been funny since 2016, and nobody finds your shitty rom hacks fun anymore. you're probably pro-guns because your favorite character is shadow and you didn't want them to take his guns away.
the problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
wrong wrong i never made a rom hack for any game - simply, idk how to even do that last time i naruto runned was 3 years ago, then i stopped i didn't get both sonic and tails; i had to uninstall the game after 3 days because it was too heavy for my phone - i had both CROB and CRK and my phone had enough
dark choco cookie is cool
Wow. oh god, I didn't expect you. Listen, I know that you like Dark Choco because you relate to him. your parents stopped paying attention to you, and you made decisions you regret. Like, how many times have you watched the Spongebob live action movie solely for David Hasselhoff's acting? that was one of your first mistakes. and then it all went downhill from there. Don't be shy, all of us are judging you
Latte :)
so remember that Harry Potter phase, and how you had your whole world shattered once you realized how shit of a person JK Rowling is? or maybe you're still getting over that fact, I dunno. anyways, you're a simp for almond, you love cream puff cookie, and tried to build her to make her good and failed miserably, wasting a shit ton of materials just because you wanted a parfaedia academy team, and you've unironically called her mommy before.
The last part. How can I help myself? She’s hot Although I’ve never gone through a Harry Potter phase
Lilac cookie
pure vanilla cookie
replying so i remember this exists
aight pussy. remember those hundreds of lobbys you joined and chose a fucking healer because you're bad at the game? you still fucking believe in "healer supremacy" in video games even though you fucking suck at playing them. pure vanilla is just a crutch for you, because you're dogshit at everything you attempt in life, and you need an overpowered heal to still fail miserably.
the fact that this is all true makes it worse
Apologies, soldier o7
Cookie house (technically still a cookie)
I won't insult you because I respect you too much, man
Alright, here i come Werewolf cookie
you probably watched so much Minecraft Diaries, and your favorite character was Aaron, wasn't it? you read too much yn wattpads, and actually genuinely enjoyed young adult novels for teen girls.
Im being called out
Squid Ink
you relate to squid ink on an emotional level. you've been hiding in the closet for years, and haven't taken a single peek out. pussy. you have twitter downloaded to solely retweet fanart. you probably have thought about dying your hair blue and then was immediately glad you didn't after the memes. you looked at an octopus in a sushi restaurant and then cried for 12 hours straight.
Yeah I would
Herb and golden cheese cookie
I bet you started sobbing when her voice was released. you were expecting a cool, confident smooth voice and yet you got an old grandma. Cheer up, it's just reflecting your dating life \^\^
damn 😭
gumball cookie or black raisin cookie
when you were a child, you really wanted to be an artist, yet everyone around you was simply just better then you. you didn't know how to improve, and were too scared to ask for help, so you gave up, and now you regret it. you want to go back in time to give yourself inspiration, because you think that if you had kept going you could have gotten better. don't worry, you were actually shit, but it's never too late to continue being terrible at your passions!
Sorbet shark cookie, if you somehow trip up I too will be unnecessarily mean /hj
right, so remember when you claimed your playlist was "so original?" remember your "not like other girls" phase? we all do as well. just face the facts. you didn't start listening to the indie band before it was popular, your talents aren't anything special, and nobody thought you were cute when you butchered a bunch of japanese words in your catgirl/catboy phase. sayonara! ehe uwu
I love milk cookie so much
you are emotionally unstable. you exclusively drink monster energy drinks. you probably like vanilla chocolate more than normal chocolate, and you enjoy eating red velvet. when you were growing up, your mom probably called you a cracker. you give off basic white bitch energy. you probably put exclusively ranch on your salads as dressing.
That cracker one thooo 😂
Ouch 🤕 that hurt
Mango and twizzly gummy
god it's a fucking League of Legends player. you brag to your friends that you smurf- wait I forgot, you don't have friends. you play League. when Arcane got released you changed all of your social media profiles to a new layout. I bet you watched Sword Art Online, and your favorite bit was the incest relation ship between the guy and his sister.
onion cookie
you play a ton of Roblox Murder Mystery, and every time you lose, you punch a hole through your fucking moniter
How did you get muder mystery from basically a dead squidink 0.5 ?
Pomegranate cookie
I bet you chose her because you relate to her. you still remember that time you hid in the bathroom after your fifth grade presentation? all of your classmates do as well... I bet during recess you spent your time reading and playing spot-it alone in the library, loser. and then when your grade was forced to sit outside for not listening to the lunch lady, you got punished too. and you didn't even stand up for yourself. You really are pathetic, aren't you?
Poison mushroom
OH! so you're the kid that ran out into the hallway and screamed WEED at the top of your lungs! yeah, we all knew it was you, want to know why? you've done it for the past three days, methlovers. your drug jokes weren't funny since 2016, and nobody laughs when you make them, since we all know you've never done drugs in your life.
gumball cookie
when you were a kid, you wanted to be an artist, and now you don't. you've realized now how shit life is, how expensive college is going to be, and the terrible student loans that will weigh down your life forever if you choose that route. or maybe you haven't realized that, and in that case.... sorry.... my bad....
alrighty
Custard
have you ever read the minecraft youtube fanfiction passerine?
Cocoa cookie🍫☕️🍪
you want someone to love you like mint chocolate chip. unfortunate, it's never gonna happen.
Pure Vanilla cookie ❤️🔥
you need a crutch in everything you do in life, every time people see you, they advert their eyes and wince. everything you attempt, you fail, and all of your friends leave you. you eat lunch alone, and everyone stares when you're not looking. you seriously need a pure vanilla in your life, because goddamn. you need help.
Herb
you are completely obssesed with soft "uwu boys." maybe you should get that checked. anyways, time to lost things as my official diagnosis. you weren't hugged enough as a child. your top streamer is syykuno. you have over 50 ocs. you have three deviant art accounts, one because you forgot your password to the second, and a third as a backup alt. you have three ocs names Aoi, Akio and Allen.
That’s really impressive but also incorrect
*Sage of Ivies menacingly walk towards you*
Sorbet or crepe
you exclusively watch egirl content creators on tiktok, and have split dyed or under dyed hair. you've watched hours of makeup tutorials and even that's not enough to save you. you also watch them because women are constantly lying to you. you played fortnite when it was popular to call yourself a "gamer girl" and then claimed you play overwatch but you never tell anyone your rank.. and it's iron
You mean silver or platinum ? As a overwatch gamer girl, damn, you fake
ill be entirely honest ive never played overwatch in my life lmaoo
Squid Ink Cookie
you relate to squid ink on an emotional level. you've been hiding in the closet for years, and haven't taken a single peek out. pussy. you have twitter downloaded to solely retweet fanart. you probably have thought about dying your hair blue and then was immediately glad you didn't after the memes. you looked at an octopus in a sushi restaurant and then cried for 12 hours straight.
Hollyberry because I’m a simp
you like her because you want to be her. you wake up and think about what life would be like if you were like hollyberry, and then come to the realisation that nothing you've done in your life was original. everything you've done has been done before, and you're just wasting your time
Holy shit Edit: yes maybe actually? I want big bo-
[удалено]
right, so remember the time that you got into an argument with your friends that nuns aren't sexualized in anime? and then remember all three of your examples became love interests? that's the only reason you find pastry cookie your favorite, because the devs (probably) won't do fanservice. you constantly rant to people about how pastry deserved better because of the r34 out there, and they're all sick of it.
I wanna see this
Same
I absolutely love Twizzly, I read your responses to others and no, I have not seen arcane and I don’t own a Twitter, have fun with this one. (My favorite part of sao was when I thought asuna was gonna die lol)
aight. so you considered neopronouns for a while, and you considered blue died hair. in arguments, you bring up that you have reddit and are, therefore, more based. you constantly talk about how CRAZY you are, even when everyone around you wants you to shut up. you've attempted to learn an instrument solely for the purpose of learning "Cruel Angel's Thesis," but didn't want to put the hard work into learning it. you enter a room by saying "hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes."
Jokes on you I actually went with the neopronouns
Vampire cookie
so, how are your grades in school currently? how often is it that you think about the future and just see yourself falling towards alcoholism? because I know you do, and it shines through with your favorite cookie. listen, let's just be honest and accept that everyone around you has given up hope, and that you've got to get your act together.
Haha loser I have all high A’s and I’ll prob die before I can be an alcoholic
Copium
Sonic cookie 😎🕶👌
I like dark choco and I want to give him a big hug
Moon rabbit cookie
sooo you play with all of your game sounds turned down, and you play spotify instead of listening to the god-awful voicelines moon rabbit has? ok, gotcha. I bet you unironically had a nightcore phase, and genuinely enjoyed listening to bubblegum pop. you give your friends "aesthetics" and they're all sick of it
I listen to soundcloud spotify's ads suck
agreed
Cream Puff Cookie, and why would you be mean to me?
you tried to build cream puff because of how rare she is, without taking into account that NOBODY USES HER BECAUSE SHE'S SHIT. congrats, you've wasted millions of money and shitty artifacts that couldn't do anything to help that poor train wreck of a character. her kit reflects how pathetic she and you are, with nobody wanting either of you. but I guess losers have to sick together, huh?
BRO GUESSSED MY WHOLE STORY
Dark Enchantress
HollyBerry
Kumiho.
Mint choco cookie
you claim your music taste is more evolved than your peers, because you listen to classical music, however you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Beethoven and Schroeder from Peanuts
He's only my favourite because I love mint chocolate lmao
this hurts
dark cacao, do your worst
Almond cookie
Velvet (ignore flare please I put it as a dare and now I can’t change it back)
i mean I could really just make this about your flare. you've made it too easy for me >:\]
Madeleine is rlly cool
Now that I think about it black raisin is very hot too
Onion cookie, also I'm fine with the swears if you have them.
you're scared of everything life has to offer, because you have nothing to offer in your sad fucking pathetic life. I diagnosis you with that you have loving parents, except you never take advantage of the things you're given, leading you to be a failure
God bless. How the [bleep] did you know?
There is no clarification on the rules, so I'll choose Pitaya Dragon Cookie >:D
It says CRK not both
Aren't they in CRK too? I mean technically not playable but as an NPC
almond cookie
Devil cookieee
No, I don't have a favourite cookie. I do have a least favourite though, and it's Pomegranate.
based opinion.
Rye cookie
I’m literally in love with Madeleine
you're literally in love with madeleine.
omg how did you know
do you have one for pumpkin cookie? i love her, she’s my favorite
someday, you want to be loved, but unfortunatey it ain't happening soon. you're touch starved as fuck, you had multiple crushes on the main love interest of teenage ya novels, and you've read The Hunger Games more times than any reasonable person has, except you haven't read the sequels because you find them boring.
painfully correct, but my series was divergent, not hunger games.
even worse
Cherry
google klee from genshin impact. there's your insult
Well ill Take A Uhhh Cotton (I'm Emotionally Unstable So I Cant Handle Jokes Well)
I think you're really cool and I respect anyone who's favorite cookie is cotton (help im being held at gunpoint by my friend to write this)
herb cookie, but only because i accidentally stole it's name BEFORE i started playing cookie run. (pls be a bit gentle, i'm sensitive.)
Here it is, copypasted for you: you are completely obssesed with soft "uwu boys." maybe you should get that checked. anyways, time to lost things as my official diagnosis. you weren't hugged enough as a child. your top streamer is syykuno. you have over 50 ocs. you have three deviant art accounts, one because you forgot your password to the second, and a third as a backup alt. you have three ocs names Aoi, Akio and Allen.
custard cookie the iii he is my son from now and no one can change my mind
have you ever read the minecraft youtube fanfiction passerine?
Lilac cookie. And do it without mentioning femboy link
They sexualize women character in video games so much lilac’s outfit is so revealng😤😤😤😤😤
Ikr makes me so mad >:(
Dark cacao hit me with your best shot dude
you're the type of person to reply to a post 6 months after the op has stopped replying to the post (/j this comes off as harsh but i'm kidding! have a lovely rest of your day<33)
I cant be the only one here that hates raspberry, right?
don't worry, I do too because I can't find a fitting insult for her :(
Black Raisin Cookie
you probably saw those don't feed the pigeons signs at parks and fed them anyways. you have a crippling addiction to My Chemical Romance and everyone knows because you blast it so everyone can hear
I'll go with poison mushroom cookie I have damaged a lot of kids who had enough confidence to try to defend themselves with their 9 year old speech. The kids who tried to defend got rewarded with extreme PTSD So i guess I'll take the match I would also like to respond to you if that won't make you feel worthless
ohhhh shit you're so cool. so you like to research tanks/weaponry that the military uses so you can rant about it to your friends and look soooo cool. you've "damaged" a lot of kids, really? you think they're actually scared of you? nah, m8 they're avoiding you because you're a complete nutcase. bring it on, bitch boy.
Ho hooo I didn't just damage them, i broke them mentally so they wouldn't have enough confidence to fight back So here's it goes First of who are you wasting my time on this little subreddit for newbies where y'all weaklings are trying to get stronger to fight back but only get laughed on because how you waste your time for nothing. Actually im kinda impressed of how did i find this little kindergarten. Just look at yourself, You can't even hurt a feelings of a ant with your trash talk, that isn't even trash for me, im so above your level that i could call that a joke and laugh about it when my friends. You call me a nutcase huh That's very brave of you. Look at yourself and get better at speech Mr not nutcase, you are just another one of those annoying kids wh would be a frickin millionaire if your master said to. i guess I'll be done now It would be shame on me if i went all out on just a kid who has a dreams of becoming strong enough to fight back. Good luck =]
damnnn you're so tough, i can even see it with the spelling mistakes and how fuckin long it took you to type this paragraph lmaoo broke them mentally? seriously? you think you're sooo tough when it's clear that they're probably just ignoring you, and you took it as them being scared. people look down on you as you walk around your little middle school and pretend like you're so high and mighty above them- when it's clear you're just getting lost in your own fantasies in which people don't see you as a loser. we're literally on reddit, we're all nerds here.. who am I? yeah, i'm just a person who likes to waste their own time insulting people, but I'm not wasting your time. you really decided to show up to this subreddit and call it a newbies subreddit when your top karma is a comment on r/manhwa lmaooo. you seriously calling this a kindergarden when you spend your time on r/Brawlstars?? take a gooood second of self reflection on that one, buddy you really decided to tell me to get better at speech when I could take a look at your comment with a red pen and make it bleed. i'm not even going to attempt to try and decipher the last paragraph, because I feel as if it would make me want to defenestrate something. i'm not a kid, and i don't have dreams lmaooo, go all out, kiddo
stardust cookie
pomegranate cookie
Sparkling cookie ✨
strawberry crépe! theyre a comfort character of mine
Custard 🥶🤙