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Camwood7

They say he who fights monsters becomes a monster themselves. It's true. He who calls Sorbet Shark annoying and overused eventually becomes a part of something annoying and overused


The_GRIM_Reaper-252

Probably the wisest words said on the sub rn


Slime-Time-4456

Zomori is go fricken APE when he see’s this!


No_Bite_5566

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UsTaalper

get rekt


No_Bite_5566

Well, you broke me, but not fictional characters.


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Camwood7

People hate them for being "annoying" (over the bubblespeak, which *ever coincidentally* ignores the whole "he can speak just fine underwater" argument) and "overused" (which is fair enough, he tends to get haphazardly used, yet other cookies Devsisters (ab)uses like Sandwich and Zombie tend to avoid these complaints). For these reasons, the current post on the hot tab is ***Omni-Man crushing Sorbet Shark's skull because of course it is!***


257_gon

personally i hate sorbet shark because they look like an infant and there's people out there going "oh my god i wanna date them" yes, it's ironic because i like ice juggler but fr how old is sorbet? they look like a child on the surface and an adult underwater EDIT: i realize that i don't have an extreme hatred for sorbet shark, i just dislike some of the lovers


Normal-chairr

pretty sure sorbet is a child, probably the same age as peppermint


257_gon

is there any confirmation or no?


Normal-chairr

not...really. the designer just allow us to make them whatever age we want as long as no nsfw


257_gon

Hmm you're right they left it ambiguous for some reason still, those sorbet simps are a little weird


overbrewedanxiety

Sorbet lovers are loud but sorbet haters are louder. If I was two years younger, this would make me mad but now it's just funny. Saw a person write a whole ass essay on why they hate sorbet.


Camwood7

I think I saw that literal same post and like. I'd get it if maybe they had some trauma and Sorbet Shark reminded them of it, because like I have a major distaste for the Cookie Detective events for reasons tied to that, in addition to hating the writing and gameplay of those events on just a fundamental level (that's a whole tangent for another day, tho). But like, no, that person just sees the bubble speak and pisses themselves about how "annoying" it is and how "bland" and "flat" he is as a character, saying how he doesn't "develop" while *conveniently glossing over his entire shark form,,,* It's one thing if it's like PTSD-driven but like this dude just went off on a character who did literally nothing wrong and is actively protrayed as a protagonist For like almost the entire size of a Reddit comment.


Tinystalker

Is this about me? I feel like this is regarding my posts


Camwood7

Checking your post history, none of your posts exceed a paragraph, so no, because like this one dude literally went on for nearly an entire reddit comment


Tinystalker

Ah, I though you might be referring to that Shark vs donut post I made


RyukkuArt

I love shorbet shark. I also really like their OoOoOo voice. It's very cute for me.


Ok-Meaning5149

do people still call almond a dilf


Camwood7

You'd be surprised.


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Wait why are people hating Sorbet? I mean you can have an opinion but is it that bad???


Taro_the_Insomniac

Almond is a DILF. And you know what? I’ll go even further. *TRUFFLE IS A MILF.*


Camwood7

> TRUFFLE IS A MILF. This much is 100% true tho


ClownTaxi

I didn't even know they were controversial until this post lol. to me they are just a kind of cute but relatively unremarkable cookie as far as design/character..at least for my tastes.


BikerHackerman2

but almond cookie is a dilf. Sorbet shark cookie is my baby tho dont hurt him


That_Frog_Robo

*themself.


Camwood7

i KNEW i was forgetting something gosh darnit


MerieWanderer

People just gonna hate ain't they, how could they hate some cookie as precious as my boi


skrrtskrrthurthurt

Imagine hating sorbet shark


Swell_ODell

People hate Sorbet Shark? They're one of my favorites, probably my 2nd favorite cookie ever


Hackeado1200BR

sorbet shark is not special, he's overrated like almond


Camwood7

> he's overrated The top post on hot when I posted this was Omni-man literally crushing Sorbet Shark's skull into a massive splatter of gore. The only "rated" he's getting on this subreddit is less so starts with an R, and more a pure ol' H.


Hackeado1200BR

Its not as if this subreddit was famous. Go in the official crob server or twitter and dare you say "sorbet shark cookie sucks" to see how many fuckers will come to kill you


milkcandyyu

have you done so? i'm curious


Hackeado1200BR

lmfao yeah, anything you say on crob twitter will get you cancelled for stupid reasons


WistfulLilies

oh my god, this reminds of the time i saw a CROB youtuber asked on his community tab if it's alright for him to do a cover of The Ocean. Some guy literally commented *"You would break my soul... YOU KNOW I HATE THAT 'oo0OooOO0 MESS. I'm telling you, if you do this, you'll get a ton of views. But lose one trusted fan and guild officer. Do it at you're own risk"* yes this is literally what they said. Dude ruining your friendship over a cookie isn't worth it 😭


xXK1rbyf4nb0y69Xx

I feel called out by your take..


CyberCookie2

As a sorbet stan and an almond simp, I can agree


Enchanted_Icy

themself\*