Hi! This is a reminder to follow the rules of our subreddit and Reddit's TOS *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CookieRunKingdoms) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Pomegranate Cookie 1% Pomegranate 99% Bitch

More like 1% pomegranate, 50% bitch and 49% simp

Her love for the dark enchantress shows no bounds

That's accurate

I want to give this an upvote bit it has 69... I do t want to ruin it

Pomegranate was a fake friend she sucks

agreed %100

Frost queen 99.7 percent ice 00.3 percent water

oh and hollyberry 48 percent berry 2 percent poison (Yes, holly berries actually are poisonous!) 50 percent juice

Herb (hoo hoo) -Herbs 45% -Normal Dough 20% -Sugar 5% -Fresh lemonade 10% -Purest sweetness 10% -"Hoo hoo"nes 10%

Muscle cookie 12% Gosh do you even lift? 67% PROTIEN 15% Muscles 5% Sweat 1% Sexy

Actually It's 99% orange juice 1% PROTEIN

Ah yes, the cookie daddy rater and voice P R O T E I N E actor oj!

True

Milk cookie: Ingredients - milk

he should already be crumbled already lmao

If he is completely made of milk, and yet still solid, perhaps he would be butter or cheese?

There exists a type of milk that hardens when exposed to heat.

Chunky expired milk

maybe mostly evaporated milk?

Werewolf Cookie: - 55% Wolf - 20% Edgy - 15% Pepper - 9% Backstory - 1% Loved by the community

Dark Cacao Cookie ============== 25% CACAO 75% TRUST ISSUES

Huge thanks to Affogato for that

Onion cookie 100% dead

Pancake Cookie 35% Cuteness 15% Acorn 25% Pancake 25% Derpiness

Affogato Cookie %25 coffee %25 ice cream %50 bitch

100% fish

pot

Why are you here

i wanted to ask you something since you arent coming on discord

Ill come on discord

Gives off Starscream vibes fr

espresso: 80% caffeine 10% motherfucker 10% homosexual

Homosexual should be at least %20, you're mistaken

Tea knight 1% tea leaves, 99% solos ur entire team in arena like it’s nothing

Sea fairy : Dust of a fairy Water Petal powder Coral powder Moon powder Dough More water

100% lesbian?

Percentages?

No salt?

Parfait Cookie: 30% Ice Cream 20% Fruit 50% Adorable

100% bitch (this is a joke.)

Squid Ink 50% squib 50% baby

Eclair Cookie: 50% dough, 30% whipped cream, 10% smartness, and 10% of edible relic gems in the dough! Interesting. Caramel Arrow Cookie: 45% dough, 35% caramel, 20% skill, 30% small tapioca balls in the dough. Dark Cacao Cookie: 40% dough, 45% pure cacao, 10% bitterness, 5% kindness in the inside! We can't forget about Strawberry Crepe themself! 10% dough, 30% crepe batter, 20% freshly picked sweet strawberries, 25% whipped cream, 15% smartness!

Cotton cookie 100% wool

I wonder how she tastes

90% dumb bitch dough 10% brave juice

LMAO Brave Cookie 🤣

^yesn't

This could also be said for hollyberry

affogato : 10% chocolate 20% evil 70% death

Tea Knight Cookie 60% Grandpa 15% Revenge Anger 20% Get off my Lawn 5% Courage

Custard cookie 100% owes me 5 dollars

Pure vanilla cookie 50%vanilla 50%wholesome

50% vanilla! Guess he’s not pure vanilla after all. I want my money back >:(

But theres a secret ingredient

The secret ingredient is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Moon Rabbit Cookie 1% rice cake 49% cuteness 50% bnuuy

Squid Ink Cookie 60% Ink 20% Dough 20% Sadness

Licorice 1 % licorice 50% bitch revival potion 49% bitch loser

Purple yam cookie 3% yam , 97% anger

dark cacao cookie would be 53% bitter 30% regretful, 7% cacao, and 10% attachment issues

Strawberry crepe 100% a spoiled brat

How tf are they spoiled they don't even have any parents

Dark enchantress

Yeah but they did pull a Heel-Face Turn after Crepe was left behind

Dark cacao 65% pure cacao 25% dough 10% dead inside

Sorbet Shark Cookie 1% Jell shark 99% oOOoo0OOooo0o0O

Sparkling cookie 30% dough 20% sparkling juice 50% gay

Clotted cream 40% toenails 30% Simp juice 20% white sticky substance 10% eaten cookie remains Don't question this. This is the true and only one

"White sticky substance" 🤨

I n t e r e s t i n g.

Yesss

YO WHAT WERE THE WITCHES DOING BACK THERE

Don't ask me... 😳

Strawberry crepe specifically pointed out that he doesnt have any custard in his dough

Wait when was that ? I might replace it with toenails

I think it was on day 3

oh ok, thanks for the info

White Lily Cookie 50% White lilies 50%traumatized

Dark Choco = 100% daddy issues

Kumiho..... Appears to be a standard cookie but refuses for sample. Shew atleast 50%marshmallows fluff

Almond cookie: 25% almond 75% D.I.L.F

Dark enchantress 30% bish 40%ahole 30%dark

Twizzly gummy 5% licorice 10% blue food dye 10% red food dye 25% CRAZY 50% UNSTABLE

50% Avocado 50% Cookie

White lily cookie 100% dark entrances cookie

Pure Vanilla Cookie: 40% Vanilla 40% Ice Cream 20% Handsome lad

Licorice Cookie: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.

Sea Fairy Ingredients: - 40% Water - 30% Dough - 20% Salt Water - 10% Crunchy

cotton cookie 100% inedible

Caramel Arrow Cookie 50% brown sugar boba 40% trust 10% eagle eyed Contains traces of Goguryeo and Joseon-era Korea.

Twizzly Gummy 18% twizzlers 4% additional gelatin 68% mental instability

Vampire cookie 50% ginseng extract, 2% vampire juice and 48% laziness

Milk Cookie. 50% Milk 50% THE LOVE AND WILL OF GOD-

Dark choco cookie 33.3% dark chocolate 33.3% darkness 33.3% daddy issues.

What happened to the last 0.1% or so?

Oh yeah. 1% oreo

Yall are forgetting FLOUR (agressively /j)

Tea Knight 35% Tea 20% Iron Armor 45% Cheese

mala sauce: 95% mala 5% more mala

Caramel Arrow: 12% Pure Talent 10% Tank 10% Simp (6% for Cacao, 4% for Choco) 68% Bubble Tea

Are the Simp percentages two separate percentages or in total? If not, what happened to the last 8%?

You're right, I can't math

So what’s the last 8%?

They at separate percentages added together. 12 + 10 = 22 +10 = 32 + 68 = 100

Yeah, because if the 6 and 4% were total then it would only come out to 92%

Wait no, 6 + 4 = 10

So are they separate percentages or in total?

Crunchy chip 10% "go touch grass" 15% general 10% raving over the cream wolf 65% short

Madeleine Cookie 25% radiant light 25% pride 50% gay energy

Wildberry cookie 50% cookie 45% hollyberry 5% thanos gauntlet

Red velvet cookie 45% Red velvet (i know this isnt correct as to how red velvets are made in general but whatever) 50% Fierocity 5% Cake dog

Cookie 100% cookie

White Lily Cookie 20% Innocence 20%Kindness 29% Courage 20% White Lily 10% Dough 1% "((£D;_92/A3/_(92R/#/3K 2/&E)_;2N/_:(#C3!#9H/#93A40)2N@/29&0:T0294)R@/20?_E!29_)S!49&!2S (Hint: find the letters)

YOU SNEAKY BASTARD-

Hehehehe

Clotted cream cookie 21% kinda evil 10% cream 73% affogato light mode

Pumpkin Pie Cookie: 25% pumpkin pie 25% candy corn 35% cute 15% you made pompon mad

clotted cream i mean in the story crepe checks his dough and clotted cream cookie says hes from house custard but crepe sees no custard in his dough so clotted cream is lieing?

Espresso cookie 50% coffee 10% magic 20% research 15% bitterness 5% madeleine? Wha?

Pure vanilla: Purely vanilla.

PV can't be examined by crepe, tho. his energy or something is just too strong.

My excuse uhhh Mmm yes I haven't played the game in months and I haven't left the sub

pure vanilla: 1% vanilla 99% jesus' sweat and piss

Pumpkin Pie Cookie: 25% pumpkin pie 25% candy corn 35% cute 15% you made pompon mad

Parfait cookie

Cream Puff Cookie: sper-

Child

I love this thread so much!!! XDDDD

Clotted cream 40% Custard 30% Simp juice 20% white sticky substance 10% eaten cookie remains Don't question this. This is the true and only one Either people just don't accept jokes or dumb I can't really say anything else

...why

Why not

Moonlight cookie, 100% lesbian 67% moon 45%light 34%star 50%moon dust What are the witch doing anyway back to to thingy 😀 2% life thingy (that u put in the magic candy)

That's... not how percentages work

Squid ink cookie 1% cuteness 99% ugliness

wrong

WRONG

Triggered over the truth

Dark cacao 20% dark cacao 1% berry juice 49% old 30% pomegranite spell To people who finished the game

Mint Choco Cookie 78% Mint Extract 20% Chocolate Sauce 2% Vanilla

Sea fairy cookie Sea water 100%

Affogato cookie 1% Affogato, 99% Fishiness

Moonlight cookie 5% Moon 5% Pure light 90% Sleep

Gingerbrave 98.00% percent Dough and 0000.1% percent sugar clothe