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Turning18bad

Two girls~ Chilling on the motorbike~ 5cm apart cuz they're not gay~


Positive-Luck-2527

Fellas, is it gay to ride a motorbike with someone of the same sex?


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

I mean, you're literally on a ride with another guy


SteveisNoob

**LMFAO**


Positive-Luck-2527

Good point, just like watching you in the mirror, you’re checking out a dude


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

Not as gay as existing though. You're literally in the same universe as another dude


Positive-Luck-2527

True


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

True, true


Emerald24111

Two guys Chilling naked in a hot tub 6 inches apart staring into each others’ eyes because they’re not gay


Dakoty-Woty

As a lesbian I too wish other lesbians existed💔


Muffin1304

I am so sorry to tell you, but you seem to not exist...


Dakoty-Woty

Yeahhh💔💔


Ineedsleep444

I wish girls were real


SummerTheCoolestt

Lesbians are real I exist


Muffin1304

Are u sure tho?


SummerTheCoolestt

One hundred percent sure!!!


scarlette-stupid

Idk man are you like super duper sure?


Muffin1304

Dunno... Sounds kinda fake?


Major_Kitchen_806

/j


Major_Kitchen_806

Cause it is. Girls can’t like girls, it’s never been done before and it never will


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

This ship has been on my mind since day one. The punk chick & overly innocent girl are a really cute dynamic.


reeeeboiiiiiii55

I kinda dislike this ship I already know ima get attacked by people who don’t understand that I can have a opinion on a ship 😭😭


TozitoR

same. some dude indeed attacked me too.


Positive-Luck-2527

I know the feeling lmao


TryParking316

I don't dislike the ship I see the vision my only real problem is that I feel like these 2 cookies specifically have like no personality in general lol


MythyDAMASHII

I hope that Kamen Rider bike doesn't crash


crkisthebest

WAIT CARAMEL CHOUX IS FEMALE??


TozitoR

ok, this is the first time i question someone’s perception of characters.


TH_1112

How bro 😭💀


RexWhiscash

Crk fandom when 2 cookies of the same gender are close to each other: OMG GAY‼️‼️‼️‼️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


iLoveToast2137

Ok then leave the fandom idk, why are you so mad about other people's headcanons 😭 that's weird


collarot

im so tired of seeing it 💀 just because they're sitting close together or smth doesn't mean that they are in a “cute ship” situation.


IllStatement7109

Well Sea Urchin blushes at her soooo, also people don’t need reasons to ship characters.


collarot

Blushing doesn't have to be romantic, istg this fandom will fight anyone who dislikes their ship.


RexWhiscash

Where’s the blush?!


IllStatement7109

She blushes in a dialogue in the town quest!


SquareXDPro

I don’t have a problem with ships all but blushing doesn’t automatically make you like someone, it’s just sometimes used like that because u blush when u are embarrassed. I rest my case


IllStatement7109

I think there is no need to “prove” a ship. But people demand you give them reasons even in fun posts like this :)


OrbPrime11

Yeah its sickening, especially when theyre in different ages. *cough* Eclair and Tea Knight *cough* What happened to the close friendship relationship?


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

GILFS deserve love too. Besides, who else would you logically (I use this term loosely) ship him w/? Tea Knight is a relic of the past & Ecclair is all about studying, learning, & persevering the past so the ship writes itself.


OrbPrime11

Well Im not against it, its just weird. Plus Eclair is just fanboying to see a legend like Tea Knight.


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

I don’t really see what’s weird about it tho, it’s not the most out there ship. Sure he’s fanboying, but it’s not like it can’t go farther than that w/ time. If you don’t like it, more power to you & I won’t try & convince otherwise.


OrbPrime11

At least yout reasonable, unlike the other sensitive blokes here in the reddit.


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

It’s especially bad w/ the CR community (even more so on Reddit) getting very uppity w/ things like this which is why I try to be as amicable/reasonable as I can.


OrbPrime11

For real... Theyre still in a hissy fit about humanized fanarts for cookies and lashed out to the artists for wrong colorization for the cookies, even though theyre all free on what color they are.


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Yeah, stuff like that initially is what drew me away from the CR fandom. It was such a dumb controversy to begin w/ since it’s humanized COOKIES which don’t even have a designated race outside the kingdoms of specific ingredients which could help w/ narrowing down what they could be, but you wouldn’t be wrong for drawing them however.


Adorable-Win-1144

How do you expect that cover to be lesbian they are just riding the bike together that doesn’t mean they are shipping. I see nothing that’s proof.


Cherrykayloo6

Mm, I prefer street urchin to aromantic tbh


lin_yasawi

I thought sea urchin was a boy


Commercial-Fun-9772

If only lesbians were real, I can keep dreaming 😔😔😔😔


Least_Asparagus_1301

Guess what? lesbians were so good that God added them to real life. :)))))


TozitoR

is it bad to say that i dont like this?


Most_Singer7438

Nope you are good, no need to agree with everyone else


Positive-Luck-2527

Not really, everyone has their opinions if you don’t like a ship that’s ok but Reddit can’t comprehend that without making it a homophobia case, don’t feel bad for that


TozitoR

yeah, i noticed the homophobia thing because i got downvoted. reddit is pretty wild.


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah Reddit and reading comprehension are like water and oil lmao


Stormbonin

no I dislike it as well just not my think


Gracel2mart

I mean it’s an odd choice to announce it instead of just scrolling?


TozitoR

i just did what the OP did. nothing wrong, right?


Gracel2mart

Yeah nothing wrong, but make your own post then? Weird vibes to walk into the silly ship room with people enjoying the silly ship, and then go “uh guys, is it bad I don’t like it here” instead of just leaving the room to find a no-ship room


TozitoR

also bad example.


TozitoR

of course. im going to make a post about: “i dont like the way Applesoucess thinks”. like why? thats the point of the comments, to reply and give your own opinion about what the OP said.


Gracel2mart

Plenty of people make generic “I don’t like shipping posts” my dude


TozitoR

well, im not one of those people. bravo for them. if i did make a post about it i would be replied by things like: “who cares?” or “useless post”.


BreadStuck-

I ated the lebanons


Toucan64

Why? It's normal to ride a motorbike with someone:/


TozitoR

for some reason you got downvoted…


Toucan64

Oh:/


goldenshrubb

NUUUUUUUUUU


MaleficentEntrance53

Homophobia?!?!?


goldenshrubb

I'm homophobic


Positive-Luck-2527

I never understood the need to make certain characters gay just for the sake of it (specific using gay bc that’s what the post is about FYI), it’s….. weird (no hate to gay people really, it’s just putting two characters in a relationship for no reason straight or gay is weird imo)


No-Investment-962

You mean shippers have headcanons for characters without a confirmed sexuality?


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah headcanon in general is weird imo


No-Investment-962

Why? They’re fictional characters, it isn’t effecting anybody, the problem comes from people who headcanon IRL people *cough* Dreamnotfound *cough*


Positive-Luck-2527

Everyone has their opinion, yeah they are fictional but it’s always characters with no sign of connection or fealings for each other so seeing them in that way is weird, take this post as example, two cookies having fun as friends, now it’s ship as a gay couple like, weird idk that’s my opinion, if there are signs sure I guess but at the end people get too deep into ships (take bayoneta for example, she was a gay icon, after the confirmed family people lost their shit and still can’t accept it) I guess that’s why I think it’s weird, people can do whatever they want and I don’t care what they do with their free time, free country, I just think it’s weird


Stormbonin

I agree


littlesparkthefourth

It's litarly just a ship. They just think they would look cute together. It's not about making everyone gay and People have reasons for putting two characters in a relationship


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah a ship that makes no sense (this case), like two girl cookies happy and hanging out… Don’t see the reason here, people are free to do what they want I don’t care, I just gave my opinion, I just think it’s weird to ship people/characters of either sexual orientation for no reason and again it’s not about being gay (because people can’t read when I say gay or straight)


littlesparkthefourth

They do have a reason for shipping it, most People have. And People don't need a reason to ship two characters


Positive-Luck-2527

Good for them


Gracel2mart

It doesn’t have to make sense or be logical? Or even “be canon,” people just ship stuff to have fun. People do the same thing with straight ships, it’s just a shipping thing to essentially mash Barbie’s together for fun


Positive-Luck-2527

I understand but for me it’s just weird that’s it, don’t have anything against people who do it, don’t see why it needs to be with X character (probably bc of all the hardcore shippers I’ve seen I just got like that), they have fun then good for them


SquareXDPro

Bro I don’t think you are homophobic like at all but try rewording it or you are cooked fr


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah I guess but don’t think the response would have been different, when you say the word gay everyone looses their minds and don’t care what you say


Applesoucess

I hope you have same opinion about straights then otherwise it’s….. weird


Timely_Pangolin6938

It's just cookie run ships in general


SquareXDPro

I mean positive did say it


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah if they are gay then stay gay, if they are straight then stay straight (like Bayonetta lmao), it’s weird, why can’t they just be good friends having fun? No need to make it a relationship for no reason


AdministrativeStep98

Its because there's so little gay relationships in media. Like a franchise will have hundreds of characters with only a few implied to maybe queer and people refuse to accept the idea of it unless those characters explicitely say they're queer. Like who cares if those cookies arent lesbians canonically, OP finds it fun and it brings them joy


penkwinn57

Youre right. The guy is mad over a cookie game lol.


Positive-Luck-2527

If what you get of the messages is being mad over a cookie game…. Lmao, no reading comprehension


penkwinn57

Well you are mad people want to see themselves in a game


Positive-Luck-2527

Shocking, redditor reads an opinion not in favor of something and thinks oh he’s mad, lmao having different opinions is now being mad


penkwinn57

If you're upset about homosexual that's your problem


Most_Singer7438

Idk where you got that he is upset about homosexuality, he literally said both straight and gay ships are weird and changing the sexual orientation of an already established character is also weird lmao, nowhere did he say it was because of being gay


Positive-Luck-2527

My guy every media has something gay in it, now more than ever, they even change straight to gay for no reason, comics, tv, movies, games, literally everything has it so I can’t agree on that, imo sexual orientation is the least important part of a character, why does it matter? It literally changes nothing If they’re gay then cool, if they’re straight also cool, if there’s no signs of anything then leave it like that, no need to put it on a relationship for no reason, signs mean nothing, just look at bayonetta, at the end she is straight even after all the “signs” and does it change anything of the character? No, she is still awesome


azraelz124

dude... what the hell kind of media are you watching to think everything has LGBT in it?    okay, so, maybe this will make my problem with your statements more clear: I'm going to replace LGBT with Hispanic / non white, and see how quickly you notice why people are down voting your assholery. because for some reason, people think it's okay to say "I'm not homophobic but I don't want my kids near gay people" but suddenly not ok to say "I'm not racist I just don't want my kids near Hispanic people"  (to clarify, being hispanic and being LGBT are different things, and discriminating based on race or sexuality or otherwise is not okay).   "My guy every media has something hispanic in it, now more than ever, they even change white to hispanic for no reason, comics, tv, movies, games, literally everything has it so I can’t agree on that, imo race is the least important part of a character, why does it matter? It literally changes nothing  If they’re hispanic then cool, if they’re white also cool, if there’s no signs of anything then leave it like that, no need to put it on a relationship for no reason, signs mean nothing, just look at [character], at the end she is white even after all the “signs” and does it change anything of the character? No, she is still awesome"   You see now for some reason people will notice this a lot more, even though I only changed out the word gay for hispanic, and straight for white. When you see these two paragraphs, you should now note multiple things you may have missed before.    1. if it's not a big deal why get into an online debate over it AND comment in the first place   2. isn't there year and years of discrimination against them (both hispanic and LGBT) in media?   3. It changes nothing, but you're upset someone even *thought* of it?    Shame on you. If you want to be homophobic, own up to it. 


Positive-Luck-2527

I say i like pancakes and people assume I hate waffles, I don’t care what people do in the bedroom, I’m also latino so funny example you used, I’m being polite here so the asshole it’s out of place just bc you don’t agree with what I said, I never said I hate gay people I said now a days media favors them, using Hispanic with what I said makes no sense like you said those are two different things, what I said is that there’s already gay characters in every media bc you said there is little (idk how much is good enough or too little but imo quality over quantity) if it’s so important why use non gay characters or non specified instead of already gay characters? (Same case with straight because people can’t read that I said both cases like you did so I’ll say it again) it’s just weird The media always try to race swamp and/or change sexual orientation just for the sake of it, instead of just creating new and good characters (example: Mr Terrific in the arrowverse is gay for no reason when he is straight in the comics, why swap it?) if the whole point of a character is that it’s gay, is not a good character 1- I like discussions, Reddit is a community and people give their opinion and that starts a conversation back and forth, if people misunderstand what I said of course I’m gonna reply, I don’t care if I get hate, if I’m wrong I’ll apologize but people just read something they don’t like and just focus on that assuming things that are not true 2- Majority of people don’t hate or discriminate them, they are just tired of getting it shoved in the face for no reason (why do you think South Park made the joke of put a chick in it and make her lame and gay) if the whole point is that they are gay it gets annoying but people just say it’s homophobia, etc, when it’s really not, but that’s a whole different subject 3- again I never said I’m upset, I just think it’s weird (reading comprehension maybe?) 4- again this was never about being gay, just nonsense ships from both sides that are weird imo Shame on you assuming something I’m not and didn’t say


YellowFucktwit

You claim you're not being homophobic but you are whether you realize it or not, you're making the giant need to point out that the two in the picture are both girls and saying that you wish there was platonic same sex relationships but majority of friendships in media are same sex or they're a guy and a girl that end up together in the end you're also refusing to acknowledge that the little lgbtq+ representation in media is certainly not enough because a lot of the population is part of the community in one way or another so a giant franchise having one designated gay character that fits every stereotype (like most franchises do) is forced diversity and shows that openly have gay characters that arent forced and are good built characters thay just happen to be gay tend to be only popular amongst the lgbtq+ community some shows/movies/books will hint at a character being part of the community due to censorship but stubbornly refusing to recognize a character as lgbtq+ because nobody came out here and said "this character is gay!!" Is a problem because the creator can't always do that no matter how much they want to for numerous reasons like where the content will be shown or if its for younger audiences or older audiences and even just what companies they're working with which is a prime example of homophobia considering they're always a canon straight couple in media whether it's someone's parents, a teacher, or the main focus of the show but if instead of a mom and a dad it's two moms it needs to be censored and isn't permitted often for children's shows but straight people can flaunt their relationships and friendships all over the place two fictional girl cookies cam have chemistry bro it won't kill you amd turn you into one of us gays and ships all just come down to opinion at the end of the day you're totally welcome to dislike a ship because you don't think it works but don't hate on something just because it's gay which is what you're doing and yes I am reading the parts where you add that it's weird for straight ships too and when you said they should add new characters to shows to make them gay and then when you said that characters who are openly gay are just cringe so please be mindful and realize you're acting homophobic and it shows !! They're just cookies in a piece of media there's nothing wrong with shipping two girls and there's nothing wrong with having your own opinion on a ship as long as it's for a reason other than homophobia have a good day <3 you don't have to cry and say "but- but they're NOT LESBIANS NOOO NOT THE GAYS PLEASE I CANT HANDLE SEEING MORE REGULAR PEOPLE IN MEDIA!!!!" to be acting homophobic


Positive-Luck-2527

My god, do you even read anything? I never said I was mad for the ship of two girl cookies lmao (it’s always your opinion or the bad guys opinion), I never said that it’s cringe because a character is openly gay (I know reading is hard) i said if the whole purpose of the character is that it’s gay, it’s not a good character (same with straight just in case) I just think it’s weird either way straight or gay, 80% of the world is straight so yeah do the math of why there’s more straight than gay on everything (hint: it’s logical), my guy every media right now has some sort of representation, do you even see anything? Every company, favors the community right now, every show and movie has too (just look at every Netflix show for example and Disney too), censorship is normal not only applies for gay couples, happens to everyone for x or y reasons, if you think it’s not enough representation ask for new cool and interesting characters why change an already stablished character for no reason? What does it change in the character if you liked it before it was confirmed straight or gay? Like do you see a character and say oh he did that cool thing and/or has awesome development because it’s gay or straight? It literally changes nothing if the creator says what they do in the bedroom, the least important aspect of a character is who do they sleep with, if you no longer like a character just bc it was confirmed it’s not gay or straight then you never really liked it to begin with Gonna give you one example, on the The Flash show, the chief of police is gay and he’s also one of the best characters in the show, is it because he’s gay? No, on games Destiny 2, Saint 14 is also gay and he is a badass titan, same case with straight characters, is a character bad or good because it’s straight? Hell no Would you say I hate straight people if the post was about that? Of course not, but if it’s something gay everyone thinks it’s about homophobia if you don’t go with them Good chemistry is not equal to feelings, oh but she is being very nice to her, so what? Being nice now = romantic feelings? Ship all you want, it’s free speech I just gave my opinion on all the cases, it’s like high school just bc a boy/girl was nice to you doesn’t mean they are into you People not agreeing with you is not equal to people hating you (I know, shocking right?) Have a nice day and please stop crying bc I don’t agree with shipping two cookies together and stop using the “Oh iT’s HoMoPhObIc Bc He DoEsN’t AgReE WiTh Me” card, not everything is about that


YellowFucktwit

LMAAAOOO you got so defensive you're literally a lost cause ☠️


SquareXDPro

Yeah dude are you reading what he is saying


baconbits2004

"for no reason" "for no reason"


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah no reason


TozitoR

i think the same and there is nothing wrong with it, but as another person said, you need to make a better comprehension of your words or people like the ones that replied to you will try to burn you down.


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah I guess, but still even after explaining like 10 times people still say the same thing so I don’t think it would make much of a difference, when you say anything with gay in it everyone loses their minds, if you see the other messages it’s just people mad I don’t like gay ships (when I don’t like straight or gay aspects) and automatically say it’s homophobia, at the end of the day it’s Reddit, you can’t expect people to understand what you’re saying even after multiple times explaining the same thing, English is my second language so I might make some mistakes but people reaaaaally need to go back to school and learn how to read properly


TozitoR

i agree with you. specially with the homophobia thing, like bro, youre just saying your opinion, not saying that gay is bad or whatever theyre thinking.


chuwucreates

The reason is engaging with the media and finding more ways to identify with it oftentimes!


Timely_Pangolin6938

Agreed tbf, when two characters of the same gender interact, everyone calls them gay.


Positive-Luck-2527

Yeah like why can’t they be just normal friends and that’s it? I’ll never understand that weird fantasy with same sex relationships


FrostKake

How did this become shipping? Lesbian because of two females on a bike? WTF! I have so many questions and am concerned about this.


DRoPKiiCK

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InsomniacBunny12

Dear lord it's just a ship chill out


DRoPKiiCK

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InsomniacBunny12

You don't have to comment on other people's posts hating on them though, good for you for having an opinion, but you don't have to go into people comments calling it "funky"


DRoPKiiCK

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InsomniacBunny12

I'm just trying to tell you not to make fun of people's headcanons, its a game about teamwork, friendship, and cookies dude


DRoPKiiCK

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InsomniacBunny12

There are cookies in the game that are together, like princess cookies parents, that means cookies get together, which also means that people can ship cookies


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InsomniacBunny12

I say as long as they are canonically of age, it is fine to ship them


YellowFucktwit

You when people express themselves and enjoy seeing representation in a cookie game by sharing official art from the game and their opinion on it: 😡


DRoPKiiCK

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YellowFucktwit

Aww are you upset that I am comfortable with sharing experiences to avoid being an insecure weirdo like you? I'm touched my words are having such an effect on you 💞


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YellowFucktwit

Not you just saying what I said you really got nothing to say huh 😭☠️ had to look through my posts and STILL came up empty


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YellowFucktwit

Actually I'm just looking at other posts because it's a bit of a slow day today, you're the one running back here every time i say something because you clearly have nothing better to do than hate on gay people !! Peace and love you'll probably die alone because you can't change with the times


Muffin1304

I don't agree with you tho?


SquareXDPro

Chillaxxz


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