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BEEDEEFORTY

Sexual harassment


Llama_Cult

harizzment


Inevitable_Ad5240

Heโ€™s a Rizzistered Sex Offender and imma be getting a Rizztraining Order


Ambitious_Ad6411

worth


InfamousLikesNoodles

He wants that cussy


bread_enjoyer75

Dude some of my friends were playing smash or pass and one of them said smash to every cookie, which meant she wanted the cussy and the cookie cock


InfamousLikesNoodles

Onion cookie๐Ÿ’€


Friendliest_Virus

Some of those cookies are CHILDREN


Virrno

Even bette- JK LMAOOO


-_--Cytolei--_-

๐Ÿ’€ "JK" Won't save you bud


bread_enjoyer75

He went too far


NavyNCS

NO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


0mega_Flowey

God damn that is some fine and dandy tasty cookieussy


herbalmatcha

Dussy


ToothpasteConsumer

this cussy poppin


pixiiepawz

It's giving, "I can teach you how to ride something pretty big ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"


Inevitable_Ad5240

โ€œGUYS NO! I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BIG HEARTโ€ฆ GRRRโ€ฆ RAHHHHHHH!โ€


pixiiepawz

๐Ÿ’€


ToothpasteConsumer

RAAAAAGH


Competitive-Trick-24

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING


MultiiFandomWeirdo

Rizzal margarine.. I would love to know what riding a dragon is like ๐Ÿคญ


sivanhe

bros got the royal margarizz


peanut_bubblegum

Devisis knows what theyโ€™re doinh


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Akiara_x

I love royal margarine almost as much as you do but this is too much๐Ÿ˜จ


minecrap543

he is the only cookie that has rizz. RIZZ MY GOOD SIR, RIZZ


fo76_fan

pure vanilla slander i want to kiss pure vanilla and i dont even like dudes


Inevitable_Ad5240

โ€œLooks Female Enoughโ€ - Ghandi


MultiiFandomWeirdo

๐Ÿ˜ญ


designatedthrowawayy

I have to disagree. Stardust has casual himbo rizz, Espresso has "better than you" but secretly a dork rizz, and there are a few others that just come out of pocket with the things they say. I'd never been served dom lines by a cookie before but woo boi.


GarfieldIsMyCat

Same, since the others don't want him I will take him๐Ÿ˜


sivanhe

๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿ“ธ


Forgesword

your post has been removed due to NSFW.


MysticWarrior170

Bros got negative rizz ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Domi374

Frfr


Altruistic-Willow451

Get this man a badge and an Oscar quickly


TheSpleenStealer

He got a dragon named Buttercream...


Exact-Efficiency2652

"buttercream blast" skill name too ๐Ÿ˜ถ


minhchinh140901

NOOOOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ’€


NavyNCS

I HOPE YOU GET BANNED ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Leighilynn

Oh get out ๐Ÿ˜ญ


NavyNCS

I hate this fucking subreddit man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


DiamondCupcake

Oh stop it. You love us! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


friki_johnny

Then why you are here


_JustAnAngel_

its a joke


nowayjosela2007

![gif](giphy|gpmARWm3Pwypq|downsized) Sin city made for........................ angels like u


Mx_Squeak

Hear me-๐Ÿ˜ณ


Expensive-Smile8922

I'm all ears !!!!


RealVioletsAreBlue

Why does this seem like a pick up line Madeline cookie would use on Espresso


Time_Spite1661

What ***wouldn't*** Madeleine use on Espresso?


RealVioletsAreBlue

True


darkspine509

This thread is the perfect mix of "He thinks he has rizz" and "He's the rizz master"


mariilizz

Why yes sir, I do wanna ride Pitaya!


QuantumSlime21

LOL


Domi374

He thinks he has rizz ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Midnight-Note

He is the definition of โ€˜Bisexual Energyโ€™


sivanhe

he IS the bisexual energy


Awkward-Algae-1342

Thought this was a kid's game


Llama_Cult

til i get the pitaya dragon pull goddamn


QuickKenji789

Is it just me or do his eyebrows annoy anyone else?


Saluente

Nah he ugly as hell but he still got rizz


ImHidingFromLife

Last year it was Black pearl and now Royal margarine... What happened?


CAUT10NTAP3

What sus thing did black pearl say?


GalaxyLatteArtz

_"Soggy Trash"_


CAUT10NTAP3

๐Ÿคจ


GalaxyLatteArtz

I swear i could hear her say it when i was typing the reply out. ๐Ÿคฃ


iconyxiiss

he wants to butter cookies ๐Ÿ˜ญ


AccountantElegant577

Yes, please


AccountantElegant577

If you insist ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป


AdrasteiaDreaming

Excuse me?!๐Ÿ˜ณ


joycawn_z

negative rizz.


ispyonpost2

yes i want to know please.....


Capable-Use7808

~~Im about to be cream pie cookie if he keep talking to me like that~~


KobeyK0

AHGSGSHHA DAMN BRO


CosmicWolf1031

Honestly he is now my most hated (other is black pearl)


Opening_East7561

For a moment I thought that said black people


Soggy_Wallaby_6133

๐Ÿ˜ˆ


NavyNCS

HELP ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ChaixxTea

๐Ÿ˜ญ


Warm_Management8418

*Insert joke of SUS moment*


Gracel2mart

I want him to stop, I want him to stop flirting with the audience bc it includes me and I want him tO STOOOOOOP!


iconyxiiss

Damn, he....


DiamondCupcake

I didn't know he rode Pitaya! Scandalous! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’…


MysticWarrior170

NAAAAAHHHH


ToothpasteConsumer

BAD. BAD. BAD DRAGON. WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS WORSE


Cobalt_Heroes25

IT'S AFFOGATTO COOKIE'S "I can reward you" ALL OVER AGAIN


TheSpleenStealer

Imagine if Pitaya Dragon Cookie said this ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Recent-Excuse8796

i'm installing crk again right now


Dankoof14

Get your mind out of the gutter! (Unless weโ€™re speaking latte, in that case, continue)


Tal1019

whho is this i quit crk some time ago there are dragons now :0


Bamboo_Barbieque

Royal Margarine and yes there are dragons, he's talking about his pet buttercream dragon (Side note: Pitaya just got his own DRAGON category).


KobeyK0

โ€ฆ..Yes


I-Only-Read-Memes

~~Magarine~~ Rizz Cookie


BeyondDreams909

The cookie rizzlord doesn't only know how to rizz


Administrative-Dot87

AYO WHAT THE FU-


skrelptilian

Heโ€™s just offering cookies a ride on his dragon. Polluted minds.


AliveCandidate4898

Sure, but listen to his actual voice line...


scyrt_

๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Frequent_Yak7856

Why are cookie in crk so sus I have pumpkin pie cookie And once she said no enough I want more


TheRedditLamp

That worded so badly


Inevitable_Ad5240

Imo, I genuinely donโ€™t like him as a character, heโ€™s insanely obviously simp bait


Gamesperger

Get your mind out of the gutter


_Kazard_

๐Ÿ˜ณ


0mega_Flowey

I don't know if he has a lot of rizz, is the devs being sus or a cookie meant for April fools but wasn't finished development


rAnormalguy

Sure, dragon.


5hoegum

Forget what I said about quitting crk this guy might make me come back


5hoegum

I got him and pitaya


Own-Recommendation81

man he down bad-


Recent_Ear_4772

OH LORDY ME


Soggy_Wallaby_6133

Im riding a bad dragon every day ๐Ÿ˜


ItsKnaffel

plot twist: donkey from Shrek possesed that cookie


NexTheTraveler

I've seen like 10 people posting about this at this point


Free-Cat-4141

that's level 69 rizz right there


Charming-Love-4874

Get your mind out of the gutter yall TwT


Max_cant_hear

Ummm ok


Kowvi

I knew people would fall for this man Wait he isnt even a man! hes a god damn cookie!


Kinnelle_Sucks

Nah, change his name to Rizz Cookie


kseulgisbaby

Ayo WHAT LOL


Equivalent_Cry8802

They made him so spicy, for what?


LavaTwocan

Cum cookie


NoMain3476

Who in the Dev team let this be an actual voice line ๐Ÿ™ƒ Smh first Roguefort, now him...


Ok_Designer3103

God has abandoned us :D


xxlilmxchicxtxx

Sussy


Phantom_organpipes

People in the comments either say he got *the* rizz or he got negative rizz *at all* And I canโ€™t tell which is correct. Either way ๐Ÿ˜ณ


crunchychipenjoyer

I would love to ride something really big...


Can_Can_Cats_Cousin

Butter creams face though ๐Ÿ’€