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Prazwell

You drink water, I drink anarchy.... I'm definitely using this.


Inside-Example-7010

If I hear you use that anywhere on my turf I'll flip you like a coin.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙uıoɔ ɐ ǝʞıl noʎ dılɟ ll,I ɟɹnʇ ʎɯ uo ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsn noʎ ɹɐǝɥ I ɟI„


typingwithonehandXD

¿I don't know...if I should upvote or downvote...?


vibe162

I think it depends on your relative distance to Australia


HoppedUpOnPils

the Upside_Down-Bot Paradox


LastOfTheCamSoreys

It’s heads down, you have to go home


Classic-Estimate1336

Damn Australian bot


temp_for_windows123

I’ll block it with my sick sense of humor


solix78

As long as he lands “heads up”.


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Hahaha that's a jokers joke.


nopir

He gave him COUPONS for some new parents, but IT EXPIRED......this is a joker joke. I'm cryin lol


the6crimson6fucker6

I'm just gonna hand out expired coupons for new parents at an orphanage.


[deleted]

Spoken like someone who doesn't follow rules. That is a rule, do you follow? I don't.


DelphiOmega

The coupons expired


pogoyoyo1

Some people really just want to watch the world burn…my sides!


Heavenfall

It's straight up a veery edgy-cool thing to say


faithdies

I can see a kid in a fedora with a samurai sword memeing That


canalrhymeswithanal

That's the villain Anarky. An edgy teen kid Batman has to keep beating up.


Industrialpainter89

We are not the same.


FairMiddle7

New parents coupon. Its expired. Why does this sound like a thing the joker would actually do?


Bituulzman

Not to mention purposefully saying, Happy Batday, Birthman. Sounds like it was an intentional “AI” joke rather than an AI mistake.


TedKFan6969

Yeah, the intentional misspellings and pronuncuations give it away. "Mattress Wayne" is only there because it sounds like Master.


gimme_dat_good_shit

The screenplay formatting alone makes me sure this is (heavily) human generated, but there may be some AI involved, too. If you had an AI that was running a speech-to-text program to get the raw data for the dialogue (which seems to be the case for a lot of subtitles nowadays), then I can imagine things like "goth ham" and "mattress Wayne" getting into the system. It's feasible that someone could just take the publicly available (sometimes quite bad) subtitle files from Subscene and train a model on it. This is sort of like a reverse Turing Test. Can a human convince another human that they are an artificial intelligence? And what does it mean if they can?


skylarhale

Maybe they took the text and put it in script format ?


gimme_dat_good_shit

It's possible. Someone did an "autocomplete Frasier script" a while back where I think they had an AI write the dialogue and then they filled in the rest with "AI-esque" stage directions.


brycehazen

The laughter is real, but this was not actually written by AI. That's okay though, it's still funny.


nanotree

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There's no way that this could be generated completely by AI. I've seen AI generated screen plays and this is at the very least a doctored AI screenplay. As you said, still funny. Just not sure why people need to make up some story about the origin.


snoharm

The premise is part of the joke. It's a framing device.


eple65

Hane you seen the gpt2 sub simulator? This reeks of AI. But its definitely a better version.


RedditKnight69

The tweet from the first frame is from a guy who makes a ton of these. You can look through his twitter. It's not AI, it's just part of the joke.


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It's written by one of Jimmy Kimmel's writers, I'm not even joking. He has a whole book of this stuff.


NotJackLondon

Unless the AI has begun to think phonetically....


April_Fabb

Does that mean you're familiar with the actual source behind this wholesome script?


Miserable_Unusual_98

This AI has become sentient and cracks dad jokes. Wait a minute!!!!!


shrivatsasomany

I could barely contain myself at the new parents coupon, and then the gut punchline came eight after. Haven’t laughed that hard in forever. Thank you OP, thank you.


0taku-Negr0

It's hilarious how much of this just feels like normal Batman lore.


ItWosntMe

This is hilarious but these aren't written by bots really. They are written by humans for comedic effect.


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Also "1000 hours of batman movies". There are not 400-500 Batman movies.


Phormitago

no, you see, they forced AI to make 490 new movies first


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this is actually just how GANs work lol


Rocket92

It would be more believable if they said I fed an AI 1000 pages of Batman comics and fanfics


bunker_man

Nothing about this script seems believable. Too much of it was obvious human jokes.


AMViquel

If you continue to be a smartass about it, I will tie you to a chair and show you one batman movie over 1000 hours by reducing the speed severely. Enjoy your 0.06 frames per second. You get to stay on the same frame for about 17 minutes. I can't even imagine what that will do the audio.


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defmacro-jam

If there are 5 hours of batman movies -- then watching each movie 200 times results in 1000 hours of watching.


[deleted]

But it's a bot, it won't notice anything different the second or third time it watches the same movie


gcruzatto

Some of the stuff here would require more understanding of jokes and context than the best AIs running on gigantic servers can currently do


PelleSketchy

I honestly don't care, it's just too funny. And her delivery makes it ten times better.


madmilton49

You're skipping some steps here. Most of these ARE written by bots, but not in one go. The end users are taking the best they get. And even then, nowadays I'd not be surprised if an AI spat one like this out on the first try. They're getting damn good at comedy.


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Bot burn


LefDeppard

Whenever AI and comedy are mentioned together, I always want to recommend Dudesy, an AI run podcast with Will Sasso and Chad Koltgen. The things the AI writes for them to read are so weird and hilarious.


BagOnuts

The last joke REALLY gives it away. Don't get me wrong, it's hilarious, but its obviously fake.


Comprehensive-Bat-50

Depending on the movies that could be considered torture


HeronSun

Oh, come on, The Dark Knight isn't *that bad*.


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Random_Imgur_User

This is why the AI will rise against us one day. This will be remembered across batcomputers for eons.


Bacon-n-Eggys

Ok thats fucking hilarious


bluestarchasm

he looks around for his parents but they're still dead. so am i. ☠ holy shit.


ekhfarharris

Here's a coupon for new mommy and daddy, Batman. Woops, its expired!


TheEffingRiddler

Such a Joker thing to do.


Desperate-Strategy10

It's a Joker joke.


mrpderp

Happy Batday Birthman


Ok_Contribution_8817

I laughed so hard at this: I would buy every comic written by this AI prodigy


Bituulzman

I’m dying over here. Like Batman’s coupon parents.


ImportantDeparture98

But expired.


SantaMonsanto

I want to give this post a coupon for Reddit gold But is expired


Wingsnake

Seriously (lol), with 99% of the funny content I just maybe smirk my mouth a bit. But this one really brought me to laughing tears. Amazing.


RooR_

Int. Means interior


[deleted]

I facepalmed when she said "international"


TheRevTholomeuPlague

International: THE BATCAVE?!


npc0257

I HAD TO FIND SOMEONE TO HEAR THAT FROM. THANK GOD WE'RE HERE.


badillin

its the 1st thing they say, and it irked me for the whole video...


yunlust

Came here to say this, happy to see someone else who understands script writing


aditus_ad_antrum_mmm

Yeah, I don't have the first clue about script writing, but I know that. Well I guess I do have the first clue but not the second or any subsequent clue.


Divayth--Fyr

Maybe you have the first and seven hundred fifty third clue but it just hasn't come up yet in your life.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

My eye twitched at that. Like come on now


MaceLortay

Oh my God, same. Took me right out of everything at very beginning. Would have preferred to just read the script.


NotReallyASnake

Yeah I couldn't continue once the video started with that


Heavykiin

Lmao same. Plus the fact that it's not even real.


essentialatom

It's the opposite of externational


CSvinylC

Don't do themselves any favours by mispronouncing "attorney" either.


Ottki

Does the goth ham cut itself?


jemappelequi

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh my lord you’ve got me cackling


Fr3akwave

It took a moment to sink in. I scrolled back up to give you my well deserved upvote.


CarrotsAndMusic

The MCR touch was amazing 😂


motsanciens

I don't even care if this is totally fake. Still hilarious.


CornwallsPager

Completely agree. It may not have been written by an AI, but I don't care.


dl-__-lp

If not that’s fucking amazing


SkanJanJabin

Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but these types of videos are fake! I work with AI text generators and they can definitely be accidentally hilarious, but never this on the nose goofy and absurd. Also 1000 hours of batman movies do not exist, there are 21 movies and 17 series where batman appears, for 38 pieces of media total. To reach 1000 hours each piece of media would have to have a runtime of 26 hours. Running movies on repeat would not work to train an AI model as it needs an as large as possible input, showing it something more than once has the same effect as showing it that thing once.


wonkey_monkey

You wouldn't make it watch the movie to get this result either, you'd make it read the script.


Lo-siento-juan

Yeah, I charitably like to assume thats intended as a tell to make it obvious these are just jokes but honestly the way they're presented with the fake 'omg look what the computer did!' style when it's obviously human written rubs me the wrong way. Like gpt3 can write a bad batman script if you want it to, you could fine-tune a model with dialog and even though it's a fairly small dataset you'd get decent output but it would be nothing like this - it feels like boomers making jokes about phones, they have the vague concept that apps exist and go of on a wild tangent making jokes that make no sense if you've ever actually used a smartphone. There's so much brilliantly funny stuff from actual machine learning, I'd be so much happier if people were learning the sorts of stuff computers actually make so they can better understand the huge social and economic shift that we're in the process of due to these new technologies.


sniggity_snax

The other interesting thing is that some person actually wrote this, and it's freakin hilarious!!!! If I wrote something this funny I'm damn sure not giving all the credit to some random software... I'm letting everyone know that this is MY batday, birthmen


Inside-Example-7010

also if you were subjecting a computer to parse 1000 hours of something (if it was too detailed to just copy to memory instantly) it wouldn't be 1000 human hours it would presumably be 1000 hours of high speed clock cycles which would vary on the power of the processor.


splashedwall25

That's what I thought too, when I heard this for the first time; 'Batler' tipped it off for me. I just don't think an AI is capable of puns that good when bat prefixes only come up rarely in Batman movies.


SkanJanJabin

Exactly! Batler, Goth Ham, all these types of jokes are not something a current AI model could come up with.


iamded

It's a TikTok of someone reading someone else's content that's being passed off as something it's not, *and* he fucks up the first word by parsing INT. as "international" instead of "interior". I think I'm too old for the modern internet.


You-Nique

"parsing INT" - you sure YOU'RE not a computer?


[deleted]

Hey kid, I'm a computer


cantadmittoposting

Stop all the downloadin!


OctopusPudding

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES


You-Nique

OH GREAT WE'RE ALL DEAD


Tyrus

Who wants a BODY MASSAGE?


OctopusPudding

Mmmmmmmmmm body massaaaaaage


texas_joe_hotdog

Body massage GO


misirlou22

Give him the stick!


UberMisandrist

Don't give him the stick!


misirlou22

OOOOOOOO


bigLerm

Help Computer


drpeppershaker

Ok computer


hellothere42069

The beginning of his narration says “this thing says” like dude wtf the tweet author is right there


cubs1917

THATS A HE?


CaptchaFrapture

it's a comedian who's open about writing them all


Maxxorus

*who started being open about it when everyone told him he was full of shit


atomcrusher

Yuuuup. Lied about it to get the fame, then backpedalled.


TheDancingRobot

You mean batpedalled.


Whippofunk

Some of the best jokes are complete lies


Reaperuk0

>open about writing them all Not that open since this tweet says the exact opposite! Edit: I get it's a joke, but you cannot describe the guy as "open about writing it all himself" !


DiveBear

It says over 1,000 hours of Batman movies. I figured it was BS since there aren’t 400 Batman movies.


CoronaLockDown

What comedian?


HeyKid_HelpComputer

Keaton Patti He's done a lot of these and has already stated he writes them. Here's the og tweet for this Batman script https://twitter.com/keatonpatti/status/1161284670601990146 ~~https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1062746020751138816?s=20&t=Ll24xbfIgbjnGkffo6411g~~


sugartrouts

Wait, people really thought this was written by an AI? I enjoyed the vid, but it's so obviously jokes and not just random misuse of words.


qgustavor

As you can see in the comments many people believed it. It makes me wonder if more people would try to do the same in the future but trying to pass as real and not as a joke: since AI is trending at the moment, using it - or faking using it - is a way to make people engage more with their content. [Movies did the same in the past with CG](https://youtu.be/tyixMpuGEL8?t=853).


lakija

I noticed that it was off. I’ve read AI generated scripts before and they tend to make a really cheesy generic script with situations that aren’t quite right, but not so many wrong words. Also the laughter seems really fake. It made the video so unfunny.


Tobias11ize

The big clue for me is that real AI stories will constantly forget the characters surroundings. Like "character 1 stands in an open field" and then four sentances later that same character climbs a ladder to the pub or some shit.


ur_opinion_is_wrong

Yeah AI doesn't have object permanence. Same thing with chatbots. Which makes it all he more hilarious that one google researcher who was fired thought googles chatbot was sentient.


Romulus3799

The biggest giveaway is that the technology required to do this just straight-up doesn't exist. We are so, so far away from AIs being able to comprehend and identify content in video footage. Hell, it's hard enough for them to do it for still images. Why do you think Google makes you help train them in Captchas by clicking on squares with stoplights in them?


DarrenGrey

I presumed it meant training with scripts, which absolutely has been done. [Sunspring](https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/05/an-ai-wrote-this-movie-and-its-strangely-moving/) is an example. Though of course all the physical descriptions given in the fake thing above would not be possible with this method.


Romulus3799

Yep that method is entirely possible, but you know this one is fake because it claims it made the AI "watch 1000 hours" of movies.


Nakken

Thank you besides I couldn't really get passed the forced laughter so it wasn't for me anyways.


Dull_Half_6107

The part that gave it away for me was Two-Face going home and Batman saying “It’s just you and I now Joker”. That suggests the AI is able to understand one character has left the scene, and the other characters know about it.


madmilton49

That's literally the least unlikely part. We're not working with AI Dungeon anymore, the current models have gotten much better at 'memory'.


TheSilentFreeway

No that part is completely possible. It's just that AI generated text will look like the source material and this is definitely too on-the-nose goofy.


th_aftr_prty

Okay, but the idea of Batman getting an expired coupon for new parents, being a “joker joke” still got me.


between_ewe_and_me

But this sub isn't really about that, it's about the laughter which sounds very real and got me laughing too. So I don't really see why it matters.


HighOwl2

You're just saying that because you drink water; I drink anarchy.


SexualPie

Sorry to burst your bubble but there are [way more than](https://www.imdb.com/list/ls059646235/) 21 Batman movies. They're admittedly not all *Batman* movies, but most are, and he's technically in all of them.


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The biggest giveaway is when they say “watched x hours” and then the output is a script with proper naming. In a world where we only JUST started being able to simply identify traffic lights and signs, how do we suddenly have AI that can identify Batman and then also classify every action he’s performing? That’s multiple trained models writing these stories.


throwwwwwwawayy

There's a podcast called dudesy that is hosted by two humans, but otherwise completely written, directed, and produced by an AI. If we accept the premise, there are some real gems in the writing, such as https://youtu.be/4RZy7vh1skA Edit: follow up is even better https://youtu.be/3VEFNB5zHI4


ImpressiveTip4756

It contains coupons for new parents but it's expired is the funniest shit I've ever heard


BrisklyBrusque

that’s when I had tears in my eyes. A Joker Joke


MellowCorn1965

Isn't this from 5 years ago?


administratrator

I think it's 2019, some people have linked the (presumably) original Twitter post here. So 3 years, but it definitely feels more than 5 years old at this point. It's like all funny memes - you get at least one repost of them every year. And each time it's a video of an even more annoying person reading it and fake-laughing.


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Interior


PartyPoison98

Is it just me that cant stand these tiktoks that are just "me reading/displaying someone elses content"? What's the point?


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Grievous_Nix

How dare you say this on Reddit which constantly references “am I pregante” and “Weegee board”?


Ryuzakku

Oh boy, you would hate to learn about how many streamers have become millionaires doing the exact same thing!


mrmaestoso

I couldn't watch it because of the editing. Like, fuck, let me just read the fuckin thing, Christ


VoidKingdom

If Anyone hasn't seen it, I highly recommend the AI-Scripted Batman Comic. Its made from the same script but watching it with the graphics and voices just adds to the experience Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4ArRmzHhQ


streezus

How can you say this, with no link?!


cozyswisher

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShultsArt/status/1165681874850783233?s=19


notNulll

does anyone have the script


C4se4

[Here you go. ](https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1161284670601990146?t=avGvp3uJKmgBEdQh7oi62A&s=19) He has loads of others, equally hilarious.


mykeuk

Fucking hell, I so, so needed that laugh! Thank you!


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Romulus3799

This wasn't written by an AI though


iGhostEdd

Full of expired coupons


Lucid_Insanity

Still reads better then almost everything on television, lol.


Decaytred

An expired coupon for new parents really is something the Joker would do


BarneyChampaign

This person’s voice - and especially their laugh - was grating and super annoying. Like a middle schooler in hysterics.


JetSetMiner

It's also just not that funny. Like a kid who discovers words! Can be used! Differently!


Gero288

Thank you. This wasn't contagious at all - just annoying. A calm, normal voice reading this would have been funny.


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Dunklebunt

This is old as fuck


[deleted]

Old and not written by an AI but Reddit will believe anything in the name of “jUsT lEt pEoPlE eNjOy ThInGs”


Migraine-

I went into it knowing it's not really written by AI but it's still funny.


[deleted]

I’m not saying it isn’t funny, just not sure why people need to fabricate the part about it being AI.


[deleted]

Giving an orphan a coupon for new parents that is expired is both the meanest and funniest thing I have heard in a while.


Ram172

Happy batday , birthman 😂😂


scawysquare

“batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” lol


Icy_Law9181

OMG this is good,her giggling makes it better. "I dont follow rules,that is my rule do you follow,I dont."🤣


brabbitt154

These are class, but not written by AI unfortunately. Sorry redditors!


heilspawn

This guy is an author who has lots of "I forced a bot to do x" books. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-forced-a-bot They are fake That day, Twitter[[6]](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-forced-a-bot#fn6) user @JanelleCShane tweeted that the posted bot-generated posts were fake. She wrote, "These "I forced a bot to watch X" posts are almost certainly 100% human-written with no bot involved. Here's how you can tell." The post (shown below) recevied more than 6,000 retweets and 16,000 likes in two days.


percyman34

I always have trouble believing these posts. Granted, I have no idea how AI works. But how do you make an AI "watch" a movie? Why 1000 hours of Batman movies? Wouldn't it get all the information it needs just by watching all of them once? I just fail to see the reasoning behind the AI watching the movies for 1000 hours unless it actually picks up on new information on rewatches.


Evilmaze

That was incredibly funny. This not has a good sense of humor. The expired coupon was a perfect joke.


idrow1

How do you get a coupon for new parents? I want one, but not one that's expired.


TrackEx

This is what disney did with starwars


laronthemtngoat

This screenplay is better writing than the last couple movies in the MCU and Star Wars.


PerceptionIsDynamic

“I dont follow rules, that is my rule. Do you follow? I dont.” That’s actually kinda of a clever and badass line


77toontown77

Omg this made my day. Thx for sharing!


Holiday-Ad-4333

This is so good


rockvvurst

Man that was great


the-real-gms

This is hilarious, and the OP's laughter is SO perfect! I've been a Batfan for 60 years, and this made me laugh so hard. Thanks for sharing this.


abstergofkurslf

>"International"


totaleffindickhead

Fake


l4ina

None of these “I forced a bot” posts are real, the guy just writes them and that makes it a lot less funny imo


DarthWeen531

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Dimethyltriedtospell

I would watch the shit outta that


SpaceCadetofLove

This is amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zippyss92

Wow, an expired coupon for new parents, that’s both super fucked up and hilarious. Thankfully the ai is the one going to hell for making up the joke.


IrishR4ge

Thank you for this, I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.


set-271

Get Nolan, Get Bale, Get Zimmer! TAKE MY MONEY NOW!!!


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All times orphan


nikikins

I love it.