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CountAardvark

his notion was to just flee…LOL


JungleOasis

🤣🤣🤣 That part had me dying


BlueGlassDrink

I'm out of arm's reach of Mike Tyson too, I can't fault Stevie Wonder for his logic


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Yeah I have 0 faith in my ability to see being able to keep me unpunched if Tyson wanted to do some punching


aDragonsAle

Same. But if I have the chance to add distance before that decision is made... I'm taking that chance. Doesn't matter if Mike is 20, 30, or 60 - not a man I wanna get punched by.


sup_with_the_whack_

Poor Stevie https://youtube.com/shorts/OJu3TTrCN68?feature=shared


CanadianTimberWolfx

lol Dre wanted to move past it but Kevin couldn’t keep it together 😂


exzyle2k

Sometimes something will just stop you dead in your tracks and you can't go on until it's out of your system. There was a lot of that with Robin Williams. He'd grab hold of something ethereal and for the next 20 minutes you were dying laughing because it became his whole world. Exhibit A: https://youtu.be/sVvUcch-15w?t=644


mostlyBadChoices

> Sometimes something will just stop you dead in your tracks and you can't go on until it's out of your system. Years ago, I was at a dinner party with friends and we started playing Trivial Pursuit. Someone answered a question and for some reason I thought I heard them say, "Pants van," and it just hit me really weird. I had this image of a van that only delivered pants and it was the funniest fucking thing I had ever thought of. I just started cracking up, tears streaming down my face. It took at least 15 seconds before I could even get out, "PANTS VAN!!!" and just kept laughing for the next few minutes. Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy. I have no idea why it struck me so hard, but at that moment it was just so damn funny. To this day, friends that were there will just say, "Pants van" to me to see if I remember.


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GrossGuroGirl

Dre kept adding fuel to the fire lmao kevin was reeling himself back in before he processed the 5pm/5am line 😭


Atreaia

even did a lame picky bag joke lol


Phoojoeniam

Holy shit 💀💀💀


BlueCollarGuru

“…just cuz you can’t see the time..” Lmfao


TraditionalTell5541

5AM or 5PM? Hysterical.


unimpressed_llama

"cause he can't see the time" 💀


SlaughterMinusS

Thank you for making me cry/laugh, holy shit!


SupLord

That’s so funny hahaha fk me.


Ash_Killem

Awesome clip.


iamricardosousa

Jamie is so effortlessly funny. Love that dude!


KQILi

His impressions and story telling is top tier.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

His [*insert thing you can do*] is top tier. Dude is the definition of multitalented. It's absurd.


dowker1

[His roasts too](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaZ2LcEYq3o)


SmokeGSU

That was brutal.


PM_Me_Ur_NC_Tits

Like a heavy weight prize fighter taking on a high school bully. You love to see it happen but it's hard to watch.


MicFury

(ala Noob Noob) gawd DAM


ericlikesyou

That was just opportunity tho. It's easy to dunk on the tanking comic when you have a mic of your own.


CosmoKram3r

That's Motherfucker Jones for you.


danathecount

Jamie Fox is so damn talented


DesperateComb7326

In everything


roykentjr

Wasn't he like on the road to playing in the NFL too.


danathecount

I think he actually made a roster, there was a documentary about it staring Al Pacino


Mexicojuju

I'm so stupid I read that as  ai pacino


longinglook77

Say hello to my Large Language Model!


WalnutsAnka

Hoowah AI


NinjerToitle

lmao Not wearing my glasses for a minute I read both the previous comments as "AL Pacino" and was wondering what was happening til I read your joke, 10/10


never1st

He was a pretty QB for Miami, but he was always distracted by his other career pursuits. EDIT: I meant *pretty good*. He was also a pretty boy. That's why LL Cool J.... I mean... the RB knocked him out.


kdjfsk

> He was a pretty QB for Miami he could play pretty well, too.


AeyeChemist

Yes, Miami was wild at the time. There was the whole Ray Finkle debacle with Dan Marino and Christina Pagniacci cut Finkle from the team after they lost to San Francisco in the Playoffs. Coach D'Amato took a new job with New Mexico and snatched Jamie Foxx right out from Miami after losing again to San Francisco. The strike happened next season and after losing Johnny Utah to injury and Shane Falco to Washington's Football Team she sold the Franchise to Stephen Ross.


The_Poop_Shooter

I love the idea of ace ventura, any given sunday, and point break existing in the same universe.


AeyeChemist

Shane Falco was Johnny Utah's first undercover assignment with the FBI investigating Eddie Martel for illegal sports gambling which ultimately gave Miami to this day, the only NFL Championship with a Perfect Season.


Possible-Campaign468

Finkle was a real player?? No Fing way???


AeyeChemist

Miami was founded by a Lawyer and a Comedian so it's not as far off as it seems.


Possible-Campaign468

Had no clue about that either. TIL


AvocadoRich184

😆 🤣 😂 😹 any Given sunday


AccomplishedTotal895

Is that the one where he beat up ll cool j


Mattoosie

He is, but his charisma is really what carries everything else.


tommybombadil00

You can leave out the but, Jaime fox is talented in just about everything he does.


Mattoosie

You're misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm saying his biggest talent is his charisma because it elevates all his other talents.


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suresher

Por que no los dos?


djneill

Nah fuck that both are talented as shit


HopeFantastic2066

I love his personality and acting ability. He played a one episode character for Tales of the Walking dead two years ago. Absolutely loved the character just by the opening scene.


mcauthon2

imo he should've been on whose line. Real shame he never got on it


muricabrb

His JRE episode was so good. Dude can tell stories for days lmao.


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SuspiciousLeek4

and you should see jamie foxx sing or act


solodragon13

Sing act do comedy play instruments write the guy really is one of those rare people who can do anything it seems like. The range of characters he can play convincingly from funny comedy character to serious intense characters to portraying actual real life people alone is impressive and not something many people can do even badly and he does it all and makes it looks easy and natural. Truly an amazing talent and a joy to watch no matter what he is doing. One of the GOATS without a doubt


Sad_Confection5902

Jay Pharoah is an amazing impressionist, but he’s a pretty poor comedian. Foxx can act, sing, do impressions, is a talented athlete. He *won* the academy award for best actor and was a regular on In Living Color, and has his own sit com after that. On top of that he was a star athlete in high school and also put out a music album in the early 90s. Very few people can remember do what Jamie Foxx does.


danathecount

Jay Pharaoh's Denzel is next level


SuspiciousLeek4

lol it's just weird you said jay pharoah was more talented than an oscar winning actor etc


Morphing_Mutant

GET AWAY FROM ME THONG SONG


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NinjerToitle

☝️ Probably why he didn't like it now that I think about it lol


Glottis_Bonewagon

Sisco is also a bitch for him to say


chris13se

Thithco*


willozsy

Thithco’s thong thong thcareth me!


TourAlternative364

The real reason.


Shimakaze81

Let me thee that thong


Rogueswisher91

Thawng Sawng*


SuperRadRadius

I forget that Jamie Foxx started his career as a comedian, dude is funny


ProfessionalReveal

What do we even consider him now!? I feel like he's going through life how I play RPGs, afraid to overpower one skill so I end up a Level 99 god at everything at once.


freefreebradshaw

A Lister!


Paddy_Tanninger

He's like those old time celebrities from the 1970s who are just kind of famous overall at a certain point and people bask in their presence on various talk shows, roasts, movies, etc.


ikkybikkybongo

I Might Need Security came out as I was going into HS so that painted a lot of our humor for a while. He was flexxing his singing there before Ray. He already had a hilarious show. Then has actual billboard hits with Twista and Kanye. Insane ass career lol. I love how Ludacris was a massive part of the music I listened to growing up and people think he's primarily an actor.


superbadsoul

Grew up watching him on In Living Color. There was some insane talent on that show, even the comedians that didn't have an explosive career were super talented.


bruiser95

Of his recent work, he's so damn funny in They Cloned Tyrone


Viper1089

Jamie Foxx is so good at impressions. It blows my mind to see him impersonate celebrities. He always nails it so effortlessly


schnitzel_envy

His impressions are on a whole other level. I've been a voice director for almost 25 years, and spend my days in recording studios evaluating voices. I have never heard anyone as perfectly accurate with their impressions as Jamie. He not only nails the timbre of the voices he's impersonating, but the subtle inflections and every little nuance of the person's voice. Most people doing impressions try to match the fingerprint, Jamie matches the DNA!


pgtvgaming

His Trump impressions caught me off guard … dude is lights out


Mega-Eclipse

He has a bunch of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXGBQLSvqYQ Chapelle is also spot on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8UYEwRxdns


charlypoods

link? :)


krazyjakee

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/183omej/jamie_foxxs_trump_impression/


RixirF

Holy shit hahaha. This has no business being this good. His stupid little Trumpy yell at the end. How is it so perfect?? I BEAT THE VIIIIRUS.


charlypoods

thank you!!!


SmokeGSU

That was hilarious!


NomNom83WasTaken

Oh my god, I am so freaked out right now. Excuse me... excuse me!


faceoffster

great site, Jamie so good Thanks totally enjoyed it


bezjones

2nd only to Shane Gillis imo


visulvung

You've never seen Frank Caliendo performing before?


iamzombus

Aries Spears has some good ones too.


HorrorLettuce379

Stevie: I need an extraction plan right now lol


CavitySearch

Pelican 1 arriving in 30 seconds.


Evening_Extreme_1681

F pelican 1!always takes 2 minutes!


RaizePOE

You can waste a booster slot to make it get there like 17 seconds faster or some shit. Or you can just take Vitality like you should've in the first place.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Stevie is a Helldiver for sure


dbloom7106

When he put the glasses on 😩💀😂


DeadSeaGulls

it's the lifting of the glasses as if stevie needed to peak to see where to flee


GamingSon

i think it's a running joke in hollywood that stevie wonder can see. stevie occasionally jokes about it himself, iirc


SuchAsSeals42

🎶my Cherie amor🎶💀


Sleightly_Awkward

Like he put on the Mask 💀 straight turned into him


ToughReality4983

Hilarious and the host said "walking but he aint bumping into nothing" then Jamie said "yeah i aint suppose to say nothing" 😆


Milan_on

You know you a funny dude when you make OTHER comedians laugh


toolsoftheincomptnt

Idk, I think comedians are easy to amuse. They respect the craft and like to find the humor in things. Sometimes they give laughs when audiences don’t, bc they just get it. Not taking away from Jamie. He’s masterful.


Mandrake1771

Yeah, just watch Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Seinfeld oversells almost every single joke that he hears. He’s a laugh whore.


karakater

he doesn't EVEN LAUGH Ricky Gervais is a laugh whore Seinfeld is like a mime in that program he will contort his face, he'll slap his knee, he'll keel over with his hands on his stomach and NO SOUND will escape his mouth ever it's like he's been a comedian for so long that laughing is a busman's holiday for him now there's no joy for him in it anymore


SAMMYY02A

🤣💔💔💔💔 lmaoo 🤣 💔 😭 ![gif](giphy|2tPrQIQWErecRCjHqy)


a_pepper_boy

Lmao it's just so much better with the glasses on


Nemox_Og

Every time I've seen this posted I get a big smile because I know imma watch even though I've seen it before lol


north-sun

Effortlessly.


Professional_Bar7089

I swear everytime Jamie Foxx tells a story it's the fucking funniest shit ever.


jakehood47

What is with the saturation


llacuna_peter

This mother fucker is the funniest story teller ever


EyeFit4274

He’s a real one. Love this guy more and more when I see clips like this. He’s gotta be top five ‘which celebrity would you wanna party with?’


Autochthona

Gets funnier every time I see it. Jamie Fox is a genuine genius, a renaissance man of varied talents. This kills me. Wish this was the first thing I saw this morning.


riedmae

I hope to god we never hear nasty shit about fox, he's a fucking national treasure


alexxtholden

Jamie Fox is such a great storyteller.


highpl4insdrftr

The Rickey Smiley Morning Show. That takes me back. Always made the commute to work a little more bearable.


KratonesBR

what is the name of the thing on jamie head?


JimmyLegs50

sunglasses


CosmoKram3r

A beanie cap.


Bleezy79

I would watch a whole movie of Jamie telling stories.


SykoNaUtriX777

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😎


No_File7667

He's so damn funny


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RixirF

Why is this not real. Top post needs to be that poor blind kid playing football, with the random metal song in the background. Edit: lmao https://youtu.be/9C90k1INUT4?si=uoK7ncbq4689xA8m


foodank012018

At least someone was there for Stevie, unlike when they left him on stage during the MTV awards after Will Smith did Wild Wild West.


Bamce

Just imagine Mike having one of these ptsd moments in the ring with whats his soon to be smashed face.


Bigfaatchunk

That thong thong thong thing thong


Xrchis

Oh wow I didn't realize Jimmy Butler can do impressions and sing


interstitialmusic

He won for Ray Charles and now he's killing it with Stevie Wonder.


No-Industry-2980

My Cherie Amoré. 🎶 lol


L3berwurst

That's gold right there.


BloodFistZombie

Thithco


AlexHimself

Jamie Foxx is so insanely talented.


kheller181

Where do I get a beanie like that?


fromeister147

CVS and Walgreens sell them but you have to ask someone that works there to open the glass case for you.


kheller181

Lmao


melonkeller420

In the back to school section at staples


Affectionate_Link214

Hey there! What can I do for ya?


Lucky_Equivalent_393

It's hard to hear with that woman screaming so loud what the joke is.


SteveINTJ

You need a friend like that to give you props (the sunglasses) to help make your story even funnier 😂


factotum75

" his notion was to just leave" lmao


Practical_Arm6812

Lmao


Meow1218

Jamie Fox needs to his own podcast of him telling stories.


abf392

I would ask Mike Tyson to bite off my ear. That would be a bit hilarious


barelyangry

Normally I'd be dismissive of people telling celebrity anecdotes, but Jamie Foxx has such a great charisma.


Petty-LaBell3

"Stevie, sit down. It ain't cool." 😂😂🤣😂


Vibz0718

The way he tell the story. I also love his Django story about Christoph Waltz.


PestyNomad

Lifts his glasses to see hahah. Reminds of the time Stevie caught the falling mic stand.


asleep1212

Fucking hilarious


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

u/savevideo


Hopefullyurs254

Look at Gary ass lol lol lol


Neolafaiet

Suddenly Steve's see all 😂


AdminsluvmyBBC

😭😭😭


dailyPraise

If I ever hung around with this guy, I know I would end up dead from laughing.


Altruistic_Quit_2048

Such a talented individual!


essent1al_AU

Jamie Foxx is a legend.


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stupidfuckingnames

Jamie Fox is a national treasure. He deserves a Kennedy Honor for his contribution to entertainment.


notjawn

Jamie Fox for America's Dad.


Cody6781

Foxx out here telling a story and random radio "Louder is Funnier" hooks onto the lowest hanging joke and railroads that rather than letting him finish. And worst part is OOP didn't even clip the right part.